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Politics › Re: *~ Gbawe Voted The Politics Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by Relax101(m): 8:58am On Dec 04, 2011
Naaaaaaaaaaaa. Gen Buhari is the one. I have never seen a thread where he abuses any one. He's just after Buhari winning by all means.
I nominate GenBuhari. He's a different Igbo man. lol.

All others are counterfeit.
I also nominate Musiwa. the guy sense dey correct sometimes.
If you nominate Gbawe, then you must put in Eko ile, chino and Beaf.
if you nominate Ekt bear, then Manny4life should be nominated.
No body is nominating DEDE! why?
Lastly moderators, why is dayokanu never banned? I want to. You are partial with your banning system. If you like delete my post.


GenBuhari gets my vote because he's so different and matured with remarks.
Culture › Re: Yoruba Boys Are Wavy !!!! by Relax101(m): 8:48am On Dec 04, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=817200.msg9689197#msg9689197 date=1322983769]Of course it's healthy for the Igbo nation.
If you noticed, most of them acquire the good behavior and good looks of Yoruba children. not the ra pist like, kill wife like attitude.
They obtain that gentle calm attitude.
It's healthy for Yoruba nation because our population and culture can never die, if we continue to teach our children right, that is.
My children will know sey dem be Yoruba, no doubt.  kiss kiss[/quote]Haba, if that's what you talking about, count me out of those yeye accusations. There are rapist everywhere, wife killers everywhere. There are gentle men everywhere. Good behavior dey everywhere and it depends on the culture and its definition of good behavior. You think say Igbo population dey reduce, lol. check am again?

Let's leave those unnecessary remarks out.
Je ka lose faaji wa now.
Bawo ni ore to fe fun mi?
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Relax101(m): 8:37am On Dec 04, 2011
^^^^Hafunum Ify, Okwa ichoro ka ennyluv yem obi mgbafu? lol kebe ino?
Freecocoa nwamama, asanwa ukwu chei! biko bia nso, ozi a di ezigbote mpka.
Politics › Re: Has Buhari Apologised For Killing Igbos In 1966 Coup by Relax101(m): 8:30am On Dec 04, 2011
Buhari is a well known serial killer. no be today.
See the recent one.
Oya See map of his supporters.

Culture › Re: Yoruba Boys Are Wavy !!!! by Relax101(m): 8:25am On Dec 04, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=817200.msg9688945#msg9688945 date=1322980424]^^^ so what? huh
Yoruba father = Yoruba.
Aint that the reason why lots of you are pissed because Igbo women are flying to Yoruba men?
Your children are ours. . . . even after Nigeria breaks.

PS: The ugly ones like Ramsey Noah are prolly the one with Igbo mothers lol jk grin[/quote]No be fight Iya ekiti.
The finer ones here na them get Igbo mothers. lol tongue tongue tongue tongue.
I want yoruba men to keep marrying Igbo chics. It's good and healthy for the yoruba nation.  tongue tongue tongue tongue
Bawo ni ore mi? Se oti sun ni?
Je ka lo se faaji. Orobokibo, I laughed hard typing this. grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Relax101(m): 7:02am On Dec 04, 2011
^^^^ Kedu free cocoa? Bia nso kama gwa gi ihe di nkpa.
nnugo.
Culture › Re: Mixed Culture Relationship by Relax101(m): 6:54am On Dec 04, 2011
^^^^^ what's your problem?
Is it by force to marry from your place?
I am very sure there's a lot of inter tribal marriages in the north.
I know hausa and fulani marry but they are a different ethnic group.
Chillax mumu.
Culture › Re: Yoruba Boys Are Wavy !!!! by Relax101(m): 6:51am On Dec 04, 2011
I can tell 2 or three that have Igbo mothers in this pics.
But we do not recycling of threads.
There's a thread for this that exist somewhere in this section.
Culture › Re: Photos From Zizi Cardow's Chieftancy Conferment In Abia by Relax101(m): 6:47am On Dec 04, 2011
Who's zizi cardow?
Politics › Re: Same-sex Pastor Dares Senate Ban And Continues Fellowship by Relax101(op): 5:55am On Dec 04, 2011
Eko Ile:
Who are you to dictate to another man what he can or can not do? Are you God? Abi no be God create them same way you were created?
Just tell us, you ve been licking your oga's arse.
We understand.
Politics › Re: Ojukwu Was A Symbol Of Igbo Unity by Relax101(m): 5:50am On Dec 04, 2011
lol, I don laff tire o.
Blood dey hot.
Anyway cool yourselves with this olodo(sharp) warri boy.
[flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyeTtLi57zI[/flash]
Politics › Re: On Ojukwu I say he should get State Burial By Musiwa by Relax101(m): 5:18am On Dec 04, 2011
Aare Musiwa, I hail o! See logic.
Your arguments are very accepted by the United nations. tongue cheesy
Wase ree, Aare kankanfo of Yorubaland.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Couple Have A White Baby with blonde hair! Why? by Relax101(op): 3:37am On Dec 03, 2011
^^^ I know it's old but I would want to know the rare and unpopular science behind this.
Politics › Re: Same-sex Pastor Dares Senate Ban And Continues Fellowship by Relax101(op): 3:29am On Dec 03, 2011
lol, 14yrs for kirikiri with correct hard labour o.
Naija no dey joke o. Make everybody answer im papa name for this matter.
Politics › Re: On Ojukwu I say he should get State Burial By Musiwa by Relax101(m): 3:25am On Dec 03, 2011
Aare Musiwa, I troway salute o.
Politics › Re: Senate Panel Exposes Fuel Subsidy Beneficiaries by Relax101(m): 3:19am On Dec 03, 2011
Why must issues like this go tribal?
I am sure every ethnic has a representative in the national cake. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Culture › Re: The Conquest of Nigeria: What Went Wrong? by Relax101(m): 2:56am On Dec 03, 2011
MsDarkSkin:
no sir i don't. smiley
Oya be my girl friend. I have big money. cheesy cheesy
Politics › Same-sex Pastor Dares Senate Ban And Continues Fellowship by Relax101(op): 2:25am On Dec 03, 2011
Nigerian man-lover Pastor Dares Senate, Recruits More Members!

The Senate during the week passed the anti Same-Sex Marriage Bill prohibiting all marriages between man and man and between woman and woman.

The Bill sponsored by Senator Magnus Abe, PDP, Rivers, prescribes 14 years jail term for anybody convicted of contracting marriage between same sex.

It also prescribed 10 years for anybody convicted of aiding and abetting the contraction of same sex marriage in Nigeria and also nullifies certificate of same sex marriage contracted outside the shores of Nigeria.

The act also kicked against the operation of man-lover clubs in Nigeria with a punishment of 10 years jail term without option of fine for anybody guilty of operating man-lover clubs within the country.

In 2008, Saturday Vanguard reported a story about a man-lover Reverend Rowland who was running a church secretly in Nigeria. The Church called House of Rainbow was situated at No 36/38 Yakoyo street, Ojodu Berger, Lagos. Reverend Roland some time ago reportedly appeared on Cable Network News, CNN, where he proudly talked about his church of man-loving-men.

The initial reaction about his exposure was that such a church could not exist within Nigeria as such things are common outside the country.

But an uproar in the Anglican communion in Europe on man-lover bishops brought up the case of Reverend Rowland, a Nigerian, and was residing in Lagos. He was also operating his man-lover church in Lagos.

In his plot 145 flat 1, Jakande Estate, Isolo, Lagos, where Rev. Rowland Olajide Macaulay, the man-lover pastor lived, the apartment was locked. It was learnt that the Reverend had left his house on Saturday, September 13, immediately after a national newspaper carried the story of his Same-sex church.

According to the neighbours, the Sunday service was unable to hold both at the Jakande Estate branch and the Ojodu headquarters of House of Rainbow Ministries after that publication.

Right now, Rev. Rowland has relocated abroad where he is presently running his man-lover church,”House Of Rainbow Fellowship”.

According to him, “ My Church is a voice of the younger generation of citizens, activists, and diaspora, and our collective belief in a more progressive Nigeria. They are afraid of our growing influence as we gather allies not just from the West, a people that are not afraid but powerful and resilient.

“Right now, they are spreading their tentacles to every village, town and city around the world”. The Church is also calling on faithful and dedicated local leaders who believe in homosexuality and lesbianism. Ten House Of Rainbow Fellowship local leaders are in Ghana, Nigeria, UK, Burundi, and Lesotho.

According to the man-lover pastor,  “any negative effect on the anti-man-lover bill will have detrimental effect on the work and mission of House Of Rainbow in Nigeria. The lives of LGBTI people and their friends, families and allies will be further frustrated with fear and prejudice. We need to pray and stand up against injustice”.

Nigeria is kicking against the practice of same sex marriage where homosexuality is punishable by up to 14 years in prison, so it might be a terrible time for both man-lover and religious leaders who are in support of this practice.

Meanwhile, Rev Rowland Jide Macaulay, the man-lover minister who founded the church, is leading a comeback even though he remains in self-imposed exile in London.

”Religion is a backbone to life in Nigeria, so we all want to go to church,” he said. “But we don’t want to lie to God about who we are.”

Macaulay first set up House of Rainbow in 2006, where he openly held Sunday services in a Lagos hotel hall decorated in rainbow colours. A public backlash culminated in members being beaten as they left the church. Macaulay fled to the UK after receiving death threats.

This year, he has recruited a small team that includes his local leaders in Lagos in his voluntary role.

The project could even spread beyond the borders of Africa’s most populous country. Macaulay has recently recruited a local leader in Accra, the capital of nearby Ghana. He is considering applications from Rwanda and Zimbabwe.

Pentecostal pastors often see man-lover desire as the work of demons. “You might start casually but, once you get into it, you will be possessed by the spirit,” said Emmanuel Owoyemi, a pastor in Lagos.

Meanwhile, in the 12 sharia states in the North, man-lover sex carries the death penalty, although no executions have yet taken place.

A national anti-man-lover marriage bill, which pushes for jail sentences for anyone who even assists man-lover marriage, has been before Nigeria’s parliament since 2009 and was passed recently prohibiting the practice. Macaulay, however, is not taking any chances this time.

Prayer sessions are being held in secret locations. No unknown newcomers are being admitted. He continues to preach via YouTube from London – he thinks it would be unwise to return home. “We have learnt our lesson,” he said. “It is a hostile situation.”

Being man-lover is regarded as an offence across much of Africa.

Apart from being on the wrong side of the law, many Same-sex Nigerians say exclusion from church is one of the hardest parts of being man-lover. ”We are brought up to believe that you should belong to a religion. We feel that, if we don’t go to church, God will not answer our prayers,” says a young man-lover man in Abuja, .

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/12/homosexualism-nigerian-man-lover-pastor-dares-senate-recruits-more-members/
Politics › Re: Nigerian Couple Have A White Baby with blonde hair! Why? by Relax101(op): 1:28am On Dec 03, 2011
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=816569.msg9682264#msg9682264 date=1322870694]the baby lacks melanin? maybe genetic deficiency. tongue

let's wait for the child to grow up first.
i've seen some babies who look[b] like complete oyinbo[/b] when they're born but by age 3, they look like mulatto and by age 11, they look like real african.[/quote]What do you mean by complete oyinbo? You mean with blonde hair?
Politics › Nigerian Couple Have A White Baby with blonde hair! Why? by Relax101(op): 1:02am On Dec 03, 2011
Travel › Nigerian Man Caught With Fake Passport/documents At Uk Airport! by Relax101(op): 12:42am On Dec 03, 2011
[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.co/v/9hR5O_osMsw[/flash]



This guy na  hedioottt o.
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 12:10am On Dec 03, 2011
^^^^^^ He's a veteran,  and very sound!

Dede1 is good too but I wouldnt nominate him.

Side note. Seun Osewa too abi Musiwa accused him of been an Igbo man. lol
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 12:08am On Dec 03, 2011
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Takes Over From Ojukwu As Eze Ndi Ibo Gburugburu by Relax101(m): 11:15pm On Dec 02, 2011
JamesDoe:
Is this true?
Yes it is true. Now kpai!
Sports › Re: 20 Year Old Bayelsa United Footballer Dies In Hospital by Relax101(m): 3:17am On Dec 02, 2011
r.i.p.
Sports › Re: I.K Uche wins Nairaland Nigerian Footballer Of The Year 2011. by Relax101(m): 3:16am On Dec 02, 2011
Ikechukwu Uche
Ikechukwu Uche
Ikechukwu Uche.
No Nigerian player, no one else comes close to him.
He has scored for nigeria game and his dedication to the national is not questionable. He's a blessing to Nigeria football.
I vote Ikechukwu Uche. He deserves every Nigerian award.
Politics › Re: Ojukwu - The Economist by Relax101(m): 2:21am On Dec 02, 2011
http://www.economist.com/node/21540986

Secession was surely not what Colonel Ojukwu had in mind when he became governor of the East. Just five months before Biafra broke away he was arguing for a looser federation, and he got the promise of it, even though his fellow military governors soon backtracked, realising they had been outwitted. The colonel was clever and more educated than his counterparts, which may have been why he would not defer to his antagonist, Lieut-Colonel Yakubu Gowon, the federal supreme commander; or perhaps he was just proud and obstinate, as his critics had it.


For Africa it was a cautionary tale. The 1960s, in which so many African countries gained independence, had started with a brutal war of secession in Congo. They ended with another. However, Biafra’s failure to redraw colonial boundaries by force put an end to most further attempts. If any change is to be made now, it must be by consent, as in Sudan. Perhaps General Ojukwu’s stand was needed to achieve this.



The bolded part is the reason why the Nigerian army is so messed up till date!

Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by Relax101(op): 1:45am On Dec 02, 2011
No parking ticket!

Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by Relax101(op): 1:19am On Dec 02, 2011
Heed to these words. lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by Relax101(op): 1:00am On Dec 02, 2011
^^^^^ I hail Hon Patrick O!
Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by Relax101(op): 12:59am On Dec 02, 2011
oya ooo. C awa NDA training.
Cooking money!

Jokes Etc › Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Relax101(op): 12:57am On Dec 02, 2011
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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