₦airaland Forum

seyewest:
Not sure if it's allowed but package it well and declare it, they may let you through.

If chicken flavoured indomie is not allowed, how can chicken suya be allowed? Your sister ran away from Nigeria to live in America so she should conform and assimilate with their culture there. She should be eating BBQ chicken wings and not suya or better still let her return home and build Nigeria.

alphaNomega:
In reality Nigerians are not as many as they think, forget inflated figures, politics and Niger immigrants, we are at most 60 million

Lol 60million. If india can be over 1 billion people, trust me we are at least 300mil.

Dudeweedlmao:
You needed a car for all of that? That is you needed women's validation to become a person. Wow. We learn everyday.

In my line of business, image is everything and my clients are women. I rent c0cks for a living.

The woman is bedridden and probably traumatized from the accident and somehow you want her to get custody of the child and carter for him or her?? The little child will only become a full time caretaker for the mom; he or she may have to drop out of school, bathe the mom, cook for her, wash her clothes, and provide wound care. The child will get burnt out and overwhelmed sooner or later. Let the child remain in the custody of the relatives until the mom's health improves.

It will be very difficult to carry out an actual census because in involves people actually filling out forms and mailing them in. Locating people and all the logistical hurdles in our defunct postal schemes alone will make it nearly impossible to get actual figures. If an actual census were to be carried out, our population might be around 400m and this is something the government is afraid of revealing.

How do you leave one shithole to a racist shithole? Nigerians just assume the grass is always greener on the other side. I wouldn't be be surprised there are nigerian communities in Iraq.

Every government official should have armed body guards and cars with hidden GPS tracker to curtail kidnappings.

The drift on that car is sweet but nothing beats my Nissan Murano. Ever since I bought my luxurious Nissan Murano random ladies have been asking me to drop them off. Guys work hard, save money and buy a sexy car, it will boost your ego, make you self confident and diminish insecurity.

donasvenss:
Please Nairalanders , I thank each and everyone who has made positive contribution to this forum...Please I have a question...I am not in Nigeria but in one of the Southern Africa country...I have a partner in the State who will be visiting me over here which we intend having our wedding so she can file for me but I realize that would be difficult to do here since I do not a residence permit as I have put in my application for resident permit but hasn’t been out since 4months now...Now I am worried if I should only have my US wife visit me here then we take pics and go nice places then when she goes back to the State and file K1 but am worried since I don’t have my permit now and I have over stayed my visa already... Will it make sense to have my appointment/interview be done in Nigeria but am scared if I won’t have a problem if the CO check my passport during interview and see I over stayed in another country because I don’t know how long getting this permit would still take and am also worried if I leave here I might not be able to make it back... Also does it matter if my partner doesn’t have good credit and has filed for bankruptcy before though she works and earn $15 per hour....Thank you all and hope to get a reply .

You want to marry someone who has filed bankruptcy, has bad credit and only makes $15/hr simply because you want to elope to the white man's land? Someone with bad credit and a history of bankruptcy shows they lack discipline and have very poor judgement yet you want to enter this trap just so you can leave south Africa. How will she prove that she has enough money to take care of you and herself based on that hourly wage?

Remain in South Africa, your country is even better than most african countries. Marry there, raise your kids to make the country great. Use Nelson Mandela's story as a motivator.

Florence2019:
Good evening guys.
My Fiancé is 17 years older than me and he has three kids. We have met and he just returned back to America and now he wants to file a K1 visa for me but while I was going through some posts on visajourney to know more about this visa, I got to know our age gap is a red flag, him having 3 kids is another red gap and him being divorced is a red flag and now we have 3 red flags. He’s not black too and who knows if that is another red flag! I am confused and I don’t know what to do, has anyone here been approved with red flags like this too?

Stay in Nigeria and start a family with someone around your age group. You want to flee to America and settle with a man who's technically old enough to be your father and already has 3 kids. Like someone else said, would you marry such a person in Nigeria if they weren't stinking rich? This I must go abroad mentality by force must be stopped. Nobody wants to think or be creative anymore, they all want to run overseas and let Nigeria burn.

The only thing that's certain in life is death. RIP.

camobri:
shut up! males have been in nursing before your father was born. And stay in Nigeria and fix is alot. bitter patriot. nigeria can never be better, anyone who has the means should go. and again shut up!!!! or go pick that nursing form nd stop being myopically jealous

You are a demented fool. How many boys dream of being a nurse? Even as things have changed, how many percent of the workforce is male? The only reason men go into nursing overseas isn’t because they are caring or compassionate it’s simply because of money.

Hahahaha, didn't they know they were signing a drama queen when they made him the highest paid player that year? The guy comes with so much baggage and theatrics both on and off the pitch. Enjoy your overpriced barbie.

I get an orgasm whenever I see front page topics of yahoo boys getting caught and jailed. I've seen at least 3 such topics on the front page today and I'm in cloud 9. Nigeria is now becoming too hot for yahoo boys.

I know EFCC could be arresting politicians who embezzle billions but honestly no crime is smaller or bigger than the other. All internet scammers should be caught and jailed. Whenever I feel like browsing through foreign sites like reddit or Yahoo, there's always a comment about "Nigerian prince" scam and those comments always have high votes. These guys have ruined our image all over the world and I'm glad they are now being prosecuted.

They yelled "God is great" and still murdered 6 people. Anyone killing in the name of God will face his wrath in due time.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm living in the same Nigeria with some of these guys on the internet who seem to have so much time on their hands. I mean my main priority is to work, pay my rent and feed my family whereas this young abled bodied youth has made it his calling to campaign for an evicted bbnaija contestant who probably doesn't know he exists. And to think that the lady was evicted today and immediately he has a shirt already made for her shows that this was a premeditated and preconceived plan from the beginning of the show. I would love to know how they make out time for all this and still survive in this country.

I don't care about veracity of the accusations but all I know is that this freezer guy is irrelevant.

I'm actually surprised he was able to scam someone from a 3rd world country, I used to think indians were poor like us. He should be immediately deported and sentenced to 10 years of hard labour at kirikiri.

Philpham:
your father

What about him?

LosC:
Good morning NLanders.
I've been a guest all these while and decided to register today.
Please, I Really need help at this point now.

I'm a certified Civil Engineer B.Eng and I'm 24 years of age but currently running another program in Biochemistry, infact I'm in my finals.
Please someone should guide me on how to fulfill my dreams and plans. I really want to migrate to the US and continue with Nursing but the issue is that I know nothing about the procedure and right steps to take.

What are the requirements needed?
Does it require that I become a permanent resident before I can be able to proceed with the nursing program?
What are the stages of this program?
Does it also require my Nigerian degree as a kind of supporting document?

Pls, I'm actually a novice as regards this.
Guide me like one who guides a novice because I don't know my left and right in making a concrete decision.


God bless you.

When you were 9 years old what did you aspire to be, maybe Doctor, engineer, astronaut, pilot or even super man right? Where did that dream go? Did you ever aspire to be a nurse? In fact while growing up as a kid i never heard any boy say he wanted to be a nurse when he grows up. But I'm sure you've heard about nurses in america making a ton of money and now all of a sudden your destined and chosen path in life is to become a nurse so you 'can save lives' abi?

Do you really care about being compassionate and caring to people on their sick bed or are you only dreaming about the over 6 figure annual salaries your friend told you they make by working 7 days a week and racking up several hours of overtime? Had you been asked back in primary 5 what your future aspirations were, would you have boldly said you envision yourself cleaning the white man's buttocks as a male nurse? I doubt it, but here you are, a learned biochemist who has the potential to make Nigeria stronger but instead deciding to flee to the white man's land to be a nurse.

It's truly sad that 95% of Nigerians today will leave the country simply because they no longer believe it will get better. It can only get better if we remain here, no matter how difficult it is today. America in the early 1800s which was about the same age as Nigeria is today - was a hostile shithole country to live in. But today it is great. Moral of the story, make use of your biochemistry degree in Nigeria and stop seeking an easy route in the white man's land.

Watch out for her clothing line in 2 months. Bbnaija promotes nothing but promiscuity and mediocrity.

Nairaland is my source of soft porn. Pornsites are banned on my company's computer, I circumvent this by searching for "cleavage" "curvy" or "slay queen" on nairaland and I get enough images to satisfy my thirst.

Notice how 80% of them don't have real jobs, which one is video vixen? If they were to list their cities of residence, you will see only British and American cities there, so who are they deceiving?

They got there at night when the embassy was closed and they were expecting to be lodged in a 5 star hotel? For all the negative press this has caused, German Authorities should immediately deport them back to Nigeria.

I think the Lagos state government needs to introduce a cap on ride sharing cars like uber, Taxify and co, there's just too many cars on the road and the congestion is causing long traffic and pollution. Even worse, half the time these uber drivers are just driving around looking for passengers to pick up.

Sometimes we forget how young these boys are. Maybe he wanted to go down in history as the only Brazilian striker without a red card.

A sub saharan team is lifting the cup this year. Super eagles all the way!!

Making bold statements with no concrete plans is what our politicians are famous for. What we need right now is a 1 child policy like in China. Too many families having kids they cannot care for. Then we need constant electricity to attract foreign investors to build out factories and plants. The West hates China's newly found assertiveness but they are addicted to cheap Chinese labour and effective industries. We need to make a pitch to the West to move some of their production to Nigeria.We have a young and very affordable workforce that's hungry to acquire the necessary skills needed to do the job, but without constant electricity, and the 1 child policywe there might be 200 million more Nigerians living in poverty by 2029.

chaiks:
I know you are joking.

Never

Shigoboy:
Oga stop deceiving your self. Where is the Nigeria to build? A country where cows are more important that human being? A country where police and arm robbers operate on same level? A country where graduated earns less than $200 a month? A country where a hard working father watch his children dying of hunger? A country where a senator ears times 30 of what a professor earns? A country where a victim cries for justice while perpetrators walks freely? A country where kidnaping is the new oil and gas? A country where prostitution is the only means of survival for ladies and yahoo yahoo for guys?. With the situation of things in Nigeria, the only blessing you can ever give to your unborn children is getting them a better country citizenship, traveling abroad is not all about making money but securing a better future for your lovely children so they don’t go on IG to write how they can buy a private jet with 5k give away.

You whine a lot. Make the best of your situation and stop complaining. One can conjure up seveal ills of even well developed countries. Moreover, it is an unfair comparison between a 59 year old densely populated country and a 241yr old country. I don't think you would've loved to live in early 1800s America. Stop seeking the easy way out, make Nigeria great even in the smallest of ways. Just like you, your children will also survive.