Audio, where are the farmers?

God bless Maxwell

Mrmacc:
I av a big lips and i av been shamed many times for it,it's beginning to affect my self esteem and I'm not comfortable with it.
Is there any way to reduce the size ..

Babes no be problem oo as baba get small raba

Grow some moustache

... for onward transfer back to Ibori their political Godfather.

BigYash:
Op if the victim now go and get a police report, freeze your account and you are finally arrested for fraud. You will tell the police that you deleted your friend's number and chat. And he is the one who used your details in collecting fraudulent money. The kind slap when ur face go collect en. E go shock you..

OP self na scammer... scammer collabo with scammer.

Cpossibility:
He might be reading this here. Perhaps he's a Nairalander.

Shame on him if he actually sees this

Toh let them go and put on light for NEPA office then

hybrid11:
My man
N1200, I think you live in abuja

Yam is actually cheap in Abuja it has to be the south south

You will survive...lol

Smithkline200:
Accord broke record with these trims.
From the 2013-2017, they are superb.

The Camrys of same model have no chance men!!
Classy ride...

Happy sales.

Absolutely

Funminded:


This is so beautiful. I have never really had anyone make me appreciate Nigeria like this.
But truth be told sha, our Naira is getting more useless everyday.

Have you seen how expensive food has become recently?

You my friend and the likes are gullible.

igbosoupkitchen:


While.we are comparing the numbers of the curency can we also please compare the purchasing power??
We are quick to compare naira to dollar,cedis to naira, cefa,euros, gbp etc and we only do so in terms on figures.

Let me ask you,
I dollar is = 480naira (what is the purchasing power of both?
1 dollar can buy you a cup of coffee in the USA but 480 naira can buy you tea( coffee, lipton,milo and milk) +sandwich
1 dollar can buy you 1 or 2 bottles of water in usa but 480 naira can buy 6 or 8 bottles of water in Nigeria.
500 cefa can only buy you 1 bottle water which is 250 cefa and 1 bottle of malt drink 250 cefa,
500 naira in Nigeria can buy you water, malt,gala,biscuit,bread and akara/eggroll
100cedis in ghana cannot buy you what 9000 can buy in Nigeria, FACT

If not for our lack of productivity as a country we will not be an import dependent country aĺways seeking validation of foreign currency.

Beer parlor comparison. A dollar buys you a cup of coffee when was the last time you saw a naira?

InvertedHammer:
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Fabiyi should know that just for a night with Iyabo ,many of our Aristo judges will be more than willing to increase the compensation to N200m.

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Hmmm My brother, i fear woman o

do they even still have my monkey left there? grew up hearing "obo idanre"

ImmaculateJOE:
Clueless and tactless Army..


This should be investigated.. Who is the person that call the Army Commandant?

The same person that will order the investigation so case closed.

PaChukwudi44:
I am sure these vehicles will be worth millions of $$$ !! just handed over to boko haram just like that!!! So sad

yeah and for Nigeria multiply the true cost by >5 to get the exact cost of purchase.

we have actually seen attacks on same military installations.

cosmatika:
Very good
If I catch those police women that extorted 10k from me on d night of 22nd December 2018 at Rumuokuta in PH, I'll not only break bottle on their heads, I fit stab dem join

They almost did same to me the 2 of them sat behind and a guy in front. when I noticed they were not going to take me to station and then too comfortable in my car I just switched off the AC and disabled the power windows. They came down when they started sweating.

just imagine Michelin used to have a factory in port Harcourt while Dunlop had one in Ikeja now moved to Ghana. The Nigerian market is now flooded with fake Chinese tires. may God help us.

The Chinese are very hard working people they don't have time for frivolities at work place like we love here. we want to work and have fun at same time. You all will agree even the Chinese bosses does the same work you guys are employed to do without looking at himself as the boss.

see road looking like what rain will wash away in a season.

Omoluabi1stborn:
At Least he did not bow down like Oba of Benin

That depends on when the picture was snapped; you were not there.

Ebuka78:


A river that forgets it source will surely runs dry. You have to help your mum, God gave you that job to support your family.


If it were your girlfriend, you would help her without thinking twice.

You can divide your salary into half, and give your sister to start a Saloon business/ become a hair stylist.

The next salary, you divide it and assist your brothers or brother to open a trade.

In 3 months time, there wouldn't be pressure on you to help the family. It is not good for one person to be rich in a family, let the rich one help others to get rich.

You should send 50% of your last month salary to sustain your mum.


You don't know what she passed through before birthing you. She would never tell you.

Switch of your cell phone and regret it for life.

Send her half of your salary for her health and remain blessed for life.

Well done last born.

Aanumi16:

You won't even get to Makurdi

yeah otukpo to aliade to Makurdi is danger zone

Drove from Lagos to Jos August last year. left Lagos around 8am and got to lokoja between 7 to 8pm met serious hold up along lagos- ibadan exp road. full tank of 70litre took me to ganaja junction in lokoja where I bought another fuel that took me to abacha road in mararaba.
Spent the night there and continued next morning to Jos.
Gave a policeman a lift from the filling station at ganaja jxn to abuja that made it easy for me to evade custom wahala cos I was driving a tokunbo car.
Overall the movement was smooth and no issues.
Just drive carefully
car is a 2011 Camry SE 4 cylinder

Aanumi16:
Let me suggest a safer route for you, though it's long, you can ply the road anytime of the day.
Lagos - Enugu - Otukpo - Loko - Lafia - Abuja

From Otukpo to Abuja is just 3 hrs
Enugu to Otukpo is 2 to 3 hrs

don't try dis route abeg you. tiv boys are not smiling btw Makurdi to lafia route

symbianDON:
the problem is, this fraudsters are now smarter. chances are, the account the money was transferred to is a 'no trace account'! they open those accounts online using other people's details (bvn etc) but they control the account. they open the account for the sole purpose of the scam and then they discard. if law enforcement tries to track the account, the wrong, innocent person will be picked up!

such account can not be allowed to hold such amount of money. usually not more than 20k if am not mistaken.

ubee:
So where Oyigbo dey before? Aba?smh...

Oyingbo is in River state but it's not port Harcourt. same way igwuruta, ethche and omagwa no be pH

Good job you tried, used to stay in igwuruta before I moved to Elelewon; nice area but no light. My redmi 4x miraculously disappeared from my pocket there I still wonder how till today.

Queenlovely:
I was at Transamadi Portharcourt when these young men approached me and started preaching about NeoLife,

I listened intently to them, they said a job was slavery, that it was a temporal solution to a long term problem.

They said Jobs means Just over broke

They were inspiring, they had sweet tongues and almost bought me over.

The point of the story is that, you will never be free working for somebody, Salary is a bribe to forget your own dream.

Even if you are paid a million naira it won't still solve your problems, once you make 100k, you will have 200k problems.

If you make 1 million you will have 2 million naira problem.

Your child cannot inherit your job,

create jobs rather than coming here to compare jobs

absolutely...am following you right up

Camry SE 2011

Warripikine:
@thebosstrevor1 I thought you told us that the girls have been released? Or did you just lai mu us?

The tailor wasn't able to complete their clothes.