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Jokes Etc / Re: ╚►How To Catch A Snake (Pictures)◄╝ by Reski2500(m): 4:07pm On Nov 21, 2013
can dat tin swallow a human being//
Sports / Re: Nigeria VS Italy: Man Of The Match? by Reski2500(m): 11:49pm On Nov 18, 2013
brosses nd ladies,,, i dont know d kind of questions u guys re answerin ... Is it the man of the nigerian side or the whole match.... Onazi is d man of d naija side but d match? U got a whole lot of them chek out pirlo... Balotelli even all those chinchinchinni 4 gotten those their funny names..

I'm happy 4 naija they showed d world wat 2 expect from a dangerous african team.
If italy like, make dem underrate us again.. We go disgrace dem...

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Sports / Re: Picture Of Vincent Enyeama And Wife by Reski2500(m): 8:38pm On Nov 17, 2013
Forza p: Cute pic,buh d lady's shoes tho embarassed
go sleep jare u no get anytin 2 talk

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi During Her School Days (Picture) by Reski2500(m): 1:08pm On Nov 15, 2013
she waz a commando! Up commandos!! I was a commando.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Philippines Typhoon Kills At Least 10,000 'worse Than Hell' (pix) by Reski2500(m): 3:58pm On Nov 12, 2013
Richiy: Jeez. I watched it this afternoon on bbc and it was truly a devastating sight. Here i am, heartbroken over ASUU and here are these people who do not know where their next meal or shelter would come from. Lets say a prayer for them.
ur comment really, puts me off. Truly
Foreign Affairs / Re: Philippines Typhoon Kills At Least 10,000 'worse Than Hell' (pix) by Reski2500(m): 3:55pm On Nov 12, 2013
when a human being becomes a 'dead body' Lord pls have mercy.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by Reski2500(m): 3:35pm On Nov 12, 2013
bizibrain: Wake up from dat nightmare. That Y dey usually warn u weed is nt good 4 ur health, yet u smoke weed b4 posting here.

U turn italy 2 thahiti
faithlessly unpatriotic. Naija can...as a matter of fact disgrace italy!
Sports / Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Reski2500(m): 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2013
GSKing: Take it from me...


[size=24pt]WE HAVE LOST THE MATCH ALREADY[/size]
this must have been d unbelief u depicted wen naija was to play the ivory coast
Sports / Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Reski2500(m): 1:19pm On Nov 12, 2013
alaoeri:
Obafemi don nak balotelli's sister akpako and she don born which makes obafemi his in-law beside the match no be by names na 90mins go judge.
hahahaha
Sports / Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Reski2500(m): 1:16pm On Nov 12, 2013
SU-37fighter.:
Why won't this european teams remain at the pinnacle of football when some of the best african players are in their sides.
Countries like france,italy,portugal owe a lot to africa.
Ogbonna would have been a major steal for the super-eagles.
abeg jare na we go shine pass we go neutralize their attack yes!yes!yes! Naija!
Sports / Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Reski2500(m): 1:13pm On Nov 12, 2013
Superbreed: if naija survive this death deal........
then i can say with authority that naija can stand any team in d world cup.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Robbers Video Themselves During Operation by Reski2500(m): 1:19pm On Nov 11, 2013
Have a laugh with us, share the joke with
friends!WAEC results are finally out.Papa
Akpos: Akpos, I learnt WAEC results were
made public.Akpos: Hmm... Daddy, you
remember Arthur who used to emerge first in
our class at the end of every term? He failed!
Papa Akpos: That's terrible, what happened?
Akpors : You also remember Izzy who used
to tutor me? He failed, too!Papa Akpos: What's
with the poor performance?Akp os: Daddy, I
don't know. That's how it is. Even Kelvin, who
won the Cowbell Science and Maths
competition, failed.Papa Akpos: So, what
about your own result?Akpos : You also
remember Osas, our senior prefect? He failed
too.Papa Akpors (angrily): Boy, you now tell
me about your own result!Akpos (angrily): If
all those people failed, do you expected me to
pass? Am I a wizard?

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Education / Re: Your Plans If ASUU Suspends The Strike Next Week by Reski2500(m): 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2013
get ready 2 pack ma bags and continue livin life in order, imagin someone came 2 my shop and marvled he said, u still dey here? Shame kach me.
Car Talk / Re: White Is The New Favourite Car Colour by Reski2500(m): 5:52pm On Oct 25, 2013
Lilimax: I said it smiley.
I argued with my hubby over this issue recently.
People are beginning to like white cars undecided
The world is indeed revolving smiley
homesteady: I hardly see white cars in Nigeria!
Besides I can't imagine myself buying a white car!
Lilimax: I said it smiley.
I argued with my hubby over this issue recently.
People are beginning to like white cars undecided
The world is indeed revolving smiley
so? :/ d world have been revolvin before ur greatest grandest ma waz born
Car Talk / Re: White Is The New Favourite Car Colour by Reski2500(m): 5:42pm On Oct 25, 2013
see wat etisalat caus now.
I lost d race 4 5th to comment
angry.
Sports / Re: Sepp Blatter Remembers Yekini On 50th Birthday by Reski2500(m): 2:36pm On Oct 24, 2013
ahoy LT: And our so called NFF or NFA are not aware of this!!!! What a country.
bros no vex wen he's 100 we'll rememba him
Politics / Re: Hours Into Hunger Strike, Activists Give ASUU, FG Ultimatum To End Strike by Reski2500(m): 3:40pm On Oct 17, 2013
chelseabmw: Like this post if you want ASUU strike to be called off
like dis if u tink dis is a foolish question
Politics / Re: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Reski2500(m): 2:10pm On Oct 17, 2013
utumunta: Is there still anything called womanhood? It has been debased, disfigured and finished. Let the Deputy Governor go to our campuses and see future mothers holding this Inyanya's dancer as a role model. Why? Cos "she's hot!" "That girl can twist her waist" " I love how she rocked her leggins" "I love her confidence"
Destinies are on the highway to destruction cos of the dregs of the society, that has suddenly found themselves in the spotlight.
i'm quoting this!
Sports / Re: Lagos Fans Mobbed Emenike At Airport by Reski2500(m): 1:52pm On Oct 17, 2013
Kingscee: Thank you (NWA-NNEM NWOKE) my brother, na we dey represent this country other tribes dey fellow. Without us ?? Ka-chineke mezie okwu.
d kind of people we dont like in our con3 change ur hopeless atitude it'd help trust me. #Reski
Sports / Re: Nigeria Ranked 33rd In Global FIFA Rankings, 4th In Africa by Reski2500(m): 1:43pm On Oct 17, 2013
femi4: They come here at the end of every month and spit rubbish, yet they know nothing about football.
To earn any appreciable/huge points, SE need to beat teams ranked higher than them and also hope that those teams drop points too.
Tell me, when was the last time SE defeat any team ranked by FIFA from 1-20?
its not been long since nigeria hammered cote'd voire

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Ranked 33rd In Global FIFA Rankings, 4th In Africa by Reski2500(m): 1:38pm On Oct 17, 2013
olrotimi: Hw abt sm of u guys visit fifa.com & patiently read up d analysis xo u stop cming here evry mnth to spew same jargons. Jus tink of it, Arsenal has consistently misd the semis of Uefa for yrz nw bt stil remain in pot 1. These are technical analysis & nt beer parlour yarns
Sports / Re: Nigeria Ranked 33rd In Global FIFA Rankings, 4th In Africa by Reski2500(m): 1:37pm On Oct 17, 2013
olrotimi: Hw abt sm of u guys visit fifa.com & patiently read up d analysis xo u stop cming here evry mnth to spew same jargons. Jus tink of it, Arsenal has consistently misd the semis of Uefa for yrz nw bt stil remain in pot 1. These are technical analysis & nt beer parlour yarns
tell dem joor
femi4: They come here at the end of every month and spit rubbish, yet they know nothing about football.
To earn any appreciable/huge points, SE need to beat teams ranked higher than them and also hope that those teams drop points too.
Tell me, when was the last time SE defeat any team ranked by FIFA from 1-20?
olrotimi: Hw abt sm of u guys visit fifa.com & patiently read up d analysis xo u stop cming here evry mnth to spew same jargons. Jus tink of it, Arsenal has consistently misd the semis of Uefa for yrz nw bt stil remain in pot 1. These are technical analysis & nt beer parlour yarns
tell dem joor
Sports / Re: Nigeria Ranked 33rd In Global FIFA Rankings, 4th In Africa by Reski2500(m): 1:33pm On Oct 17, 2013
olrotimi: Hw abt sm of u guys visit fifa.com & patiently read up d analysis xo u stop cming here evry mnth to spew same jargons. Jus tink of it, Arsenal has consistently misd the semis of Uefa for yrz nw bt stil remain in pot 1. These are technical analysis & nt beer parlour yarns
tell dem joor
Sports / Re: Nigeria Ranked 33rd In Global FIFA Rankings, 4th In Africa by Reski2500(m): 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2013
chinedugreat: soon and soonest we will be first in the world and first in africa.if u beliv dat jt LIKE.
it may not happen in your lifetime
Sports / Re: FIFA Rejects Ethiopia Protest Over Disallowed Goal by Reski2500(m): 1:18pm On Oct 17, 2013
End of d road 4 walya antelopes they re so afriad of us that they dont leave any stone unturned 2 keep their dream even if its a draw! Imagin!

Nigeria vs antelopes
venue: calabar
supa eagles 7 , wired antelopes 0
aggregate scores 8:1
noni

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Sports / Re: Professor Dies While Watching Nigeria/ethiopia Qualifying Match by Reski2500(m): 4:33pm On Oct 15, 2013
We've lost anoda one does it shriek only me that one day i may be next?
Sports / Re: Professor Dies While Watching Nigeria/ethiopia Qualifying Match by Reski2500(m): 4:31pm On Oct 15, 2013
Pipsland78: OMG!! Prof Filani is dead!? Prof taught me transport geography at UI during my undergrad in the late 90s. I remember him always telling us how he had lost his sense of smell thus incapable of perceiving odour.

May his gentle soul rest in peace.
i hate dat sense of smell situation and may his soul rip
Sports / Re: Professor Dies While Watching Nigeria/ethiopia Qualifying Match by Reski2500(m): 4:30pm On Oct 15, 2013
tyson99:
Babe u fine no be small if nt my reply go vex u
photoshop o!
Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Egypt - World Cup Qualifier: (6 - 1) On Tuesday 15 October 2013 by Reski2500(m): 4:26pm On Oct 15, 2013
Chartey: [b][/b]
35 year old goalkeeper Stephen Appiah?? Am i seeing double?
u just quoted dat whole page three times bcause of steve appiahs age have u not heard of roger milla? He played till he ws close 2 fifty.
Sports / Re: Oliseh - Eagles Wont Have It Easy Against Ethiopia by Reski2500(m): 3:22pm On Oct 12, 2013
See o! I rememba wen someone posted here dat ethopia will be so eazy dat our players dont need 2 play. Dat our enyimba shd play dem in addis ababa and dat our home based eagles shd play dem here. Now see transition, we don dey fear ethopia. But i believe say...








We go win!
NYSC / Re: A Corper Had An Accident Few Hours To His Pop by Reski2500(m): 1:09pm On Oct 11, 2013
Pastor Olu T: I really do feel for him, but sincerely we all should be prepared to meet our God for no one knows the time.
ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR TODAY AND BE SAVED AND SAFE

I read an account of someone that was taken to Heaven and Hell. One of the accounts of the journey to Hell was, he saw a man in Hell being punished and his scream seem to be louder than the others. He was going with Jesus and the man was pleading to return to the earth just for 1 minute. So Jesus turned and ask him why he wants to go back to the earth just for one minute. He said he would give anything just to return to the earth just for one minute to repent and die so he won't come to this place, he said he dont even care if he is the most wretched, miserable or poorest person on earth.

So this got me thinking daily and guide my thoughts no matter what I am going through never to complain, for I know that the suffering of this present world is not worthy to be compared with the glory that shall later be revealed in me Romans 8:18
God bless you

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