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ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

You and the fools who like your post are the height of irresponsibility. May your sisters be slain in same manner as described. Say Amen.....

Get married first, then use CopoerT. No hormones

ololadeolajide:
Simply Goat business. How?
1.Goat business today remains one of the least businesses in Nigeria that doesn't require stringent gov't approvals, loads of paper works, permits and unecessary bureaucracy.
2. Requires very little capital, as little as 150k to start and finish.
3. ROI is magical. How?
4. Magical coz U buy in a place somewhere in oyo state for as low as 5k, 6k, 7k & 8k respectively and sell for a minimum of 10k, 12k, 14k and 16k respectively, after deductions of all expenses as lada, police bribes and other sundry charges.
5. Demand keeps overwhelming supply. As d local ogunfe butchers, alama joins, canteens, eateries and bars are at d dealers mercies otherwise they are condemned to buying from the open market such as alaba rago and abbatoir at Agege whose prices are competitively high.
6.comparative advantage " price from source"
7. From source we buy directly from the fulanis right in their huts, not markets coz they are rearing them live
Need I say more

Wonderful business I must say. Still Untapped by many.
Except for the risk of farm diseases, this is the very Biz any day or time speaking from experience. One can make as much as 100% profit some times.
Not for slaykings or queens. For those ready to get their hands dirty to make some money.

He should be stoned to death.
5 year old baby?
For those making this a tribal war, Please condemn what's wrong without branding any tribe.
This is unacceptable....
Close your eyes and imagine it were your 5year old daughter.

Dikachi12:
Does it mean only 1,000 chemical engineers will be invited to apply for the whole 2017/2018(1yr).. Or is it monthly

All through the year

OzyMigrant:
Yeah........that might be a good step.

Best!

Thanks. We think so too.

Occupational ceiling is finally out.
Hmmm. Other professional engineers (1000) on prorata.

We'll have to reassess as Professional Telecom Engr. if we don't get 20points from English test.

Did anyone notice the overall number of invitations per round has been only 1000 and will be 1000 for the next 2 rounds?
This is disheartening. It's well

True

bigtt76:
Exactly. Not judging the OP or supporting her hubby, but women no matter how hard it may seem, always look your best while pregnant. Do not let pregnancy weigh you down or destroy your marriage please.

Have you been pregnant before?
Do you know the frustration and tears your sperm has just brought to her life?
Do you know the hormonal changes she's going through?
This is a time to be your best self.
Your cross is to understand and be patient.
Pamper her and nurture her.
You'll likely not sleep with her for months because she might be dry and hate sex. It's called Hormones....
She could romance you and play with you till you are fine. Things will restore to normal after weaning the baby. This is why marriage is meant for Men and Not Boys who think pre-wedding shot is all that matters.

djon78:
Those that saying all this....there is a tendency for cheating embedded in almost all men, the difference being ability to control themselves.

also a lot of men have no self control therefore cheat, but some hide it to their woman while some do it openly without remorse.

Self control for a man can be well improved in a man when there is deep understanding between the couples. But most importantly a man that had self control as a bachelor can never cheat on his wife because he has trained his body that way,except his wife gives him trouble thereby driving him into the arms of another woman but a man that never had self control as a bachelor with multiple sex partner has a very high probability of cheating when he is married. Moreover human beings are very deceptive so they can really hide a lot of stuffs and it is a very evil world we are living in.

You've said it all. Bachelorhood is a time to train one's body. A time to learn strict self control but some think it's a time to sleep with everything that opens it's legs.
Surprisingly, Marriage is not an absolute license to self-control. If it were so, Adultery wouldn't exist.

For crying out loud you caused the trouble. You didn't respect your wife enough talk less of her sister. You are supposed to inform your wife about what her sister did. Your wife is to caution her Sister. Talking to your cousin is indirectly telling her to disrespect your Sil. This is like setting your house ablaze. I've been married for years and I can advice. As a gentle man respect your in-laws and your wife should learn same.

About not telling you that her Sister was visiting, a simple bedroom talk of 'ha sweetheart you didn't tell me' would have solved that. I hope you won't feel bad if she reacts same way when your siblings come unannounced.

OzyMigrant:
I guess you guys have resolved to go with the initial EA assessment outcome.......right?

20points in IELTS is achievable though, but it's tricky. They are fond of always wanting to withhold 0.5 from one section of the exam. In mine (R8/L8/S8/W7.5), the 0.5 was taking from the section I deemed best in terms of my performance during the exam.

If Oga is getting up to 10points in PTE already, he might want to push harder in preparation (taking mock tests) and giving it another shot.

Yes. We're looking at mock test. The 0.5 is my fear for ielts but I believe we can

OzyMigrant:
Really been a while ma'am.......trust EA don free Oga?

Bro occupational ceiling will determine the next step. We are still trying to achieve 20points in Pte. Looks like we will switch to ielts

Hello Family, it's been a while. Lots of pages to read through.....
Please have it at the back of your hearts that 'I dy always pray for us make the Aussie hustle end in grant'

@Ozymigrant- it's been a while. God is in charge anyway.

Very informative

First round ITA last year was over 2200
First round ITA this year is just 1000......

I can't just wait for occupational ceiling to be released so I can find my way.

Cottyekundayo:
I think it will be released after next invitation

Hmmmm

Please can someone tell Aussie to publish the occupational ceiling for 2017-18?
I'm losing my patience...

Please find a mentor who is already successful in his field and learn to be loyal even when you start to succeed. Only the successful can guide you to success.

My mentor is the best...
The very best I must say...
Ready to listen and help despite his busy schedule..
Has a well of experience I tap from.

Waiting patiently for occupational ceiling.
Fingers crossed.

Good revelations.

First Draw July 2016-17= 2,202
First Draw July 2017-18=1,000
Second draw July 2017-18=1,000

Hope all is well.....
Is this an indication that an higher score will be required to get an ITA?

alstarmayo:
are you sure your location is on

Thanks a lot. Everything was fine when I turned my location on.

OAKSFIVEFARMS:
Your location is off

Thanks a billion. You were correct.
I didn't think that would be the issue since I could get around on taxify without turning on my location.

lexylexy:
and this is what you see?

No pin, no cars, no where to.
Just map

lexylexy:
is this the App you downloaded?

Yes

Good day all, please I installed the uber app but it isn't showing the pin to drop at my location Neither is it showing any cars. I've uninstalled and reinstalled but same issue. Only the map is showing.
Any solutions?

emyibe:
if its true then its IVF! we know everything nah

So what?
Ivf can only get one pregnant but can never keep one.
Carrying a baby for nine months and giving birth can only be a miracle.

mctowel01:
Just to update the group. i ve finally moved to Sydney, Australia. I was picked by Iceberg and Jamson themselves. Very cool guys. Currently staying with Jamson and his Mrs, a very homely couple.... Its been just two days, i slept for most of the first day, got a new sim and I m slowly adapting as it goes. Its a new culture and a lot to learn here. Weather is quite cold but easy to get by with sweaters and jackets. Will proceed with TFN, medicare and bank registrations within the week. Cheers all.

Wow! Eat the good of Aussie.
Great job @Jamson and Iceberg

kaybecks:
Anyone interested in buying PTE-A voucher, pls PM me.

Thanks.

Sent you a PM

He doesn't want him to end up like Evans. He just lacked wisdom and went the extreme that's all.

Asylum seekers everywhere.

The hustle for Visa is real