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optimusprime2:

I can relate to that experience... That thing is not funny... I remember once very bad weather made the pilot attempt landing thrice to no avail before finally landing the bird on the fourth attempt... boooy oh boooy! The experience was exhilarating.

My Pipo, I knew all the Nigerians on the flight that day ... RCCG, Dunamis and Winners all turned up on that flight Even the Oyibos started joining the air kabashing ...

This life is funny though, because everybody on that flight was shouting "Chisos!" Even if they didn't know the origin of the name nobody was in the right frame of mind to even capture a video because the heavy knocks on the plane and the oxygen masks that dropped from the top cabin had made everyone to start having deep reflections.

When the plane finally landed, everyone literally lined up to go to toilet and air hostesses had to share water again... nobody rushed to disembark due to exhaustion. I am pretty sure some folks wet themselves.

I can laugh about it today, but that moment was not funny at all.

I had a good laugh reading this

Massive loss

SocialJustice:
Some humans go dey behave like goats. You don't have new accommodation yet but you're rushing to resign. Rubbish, you get luck say the man miss your head, you for die for nothing.

Madd o

Edo or Delta state?
@edego2up

I need to know so I can advice appropriately

KanwuliaExtra:
Just started cooking! 8

Must eat FREEEEESH FOOD TODAY!
No going out!

Where have you been ma'am?

Merry Christmas

They aren't twins

Too bad

He replaced Olú Jacob. He acted mostly as King.
RIP

simiamos:
Hello, please I've run my new freezer for 9 hours plus now. The bottom is yet to ice out. I'm wondering if there is a blockage somewhere. Should I return it

How far now? Has it started working?

Supported

We are solidly behind you

A for Hangry

I know her tribe

DollarBuddy:
Hello my great nairalanders. Kindly help me go through the screenshot below and tell us what the problem could possibly be.

My brother's wife to be sent this to him.

Over to medical people here.

"For the past two days have been suffering from serious itching and pain in my lower abdomen, I don't know if that's what is causing the headache.

I find it hard to urinate, cos of pain have been enduring that for the days now."

You mean your wife to be sent you this?

ahnie:
Thank my sis.
Seems voting starts on Tuesday I think.
I Stan you sis.

Okay, just mention me

Voting for @iyazainab

Oow

pocohantas:
RIP to them.

The silence of kids is never a good sign.

As a parent, when you are not hearing their voices, know they are up to dangerous evil or in harm’s way. At that point you should check on them. It is either they are putting your phone inside the toilet or they are fiddling with a socket.

8 kids, not 1, 2 or 3. 8 kids were missing for hours and not one of their parents noticed in record time. I wonder what they were doing. Probably happy that the evil kids have gone out to play so they can rest small.

The parents should be sued for negligence.

There was a day I noticed silence in my house, I checked and one of my sons was missing. I began to check everywhere, he wasn't inside, I ran outside, somehow, my eyes went to dh car. He was trapped inside.
I shouted to my husband to come with his keys, that was how I opened the door for him. He was already sweating hell.

ojesymsym:
Was he playing with his mates?

Yes he was

I'm beginning to suspect ibuprofen.

Same drugs that led to my sister's death

bolaayenimo:
That boy couldn't have died because of football injury. Na today people dey play football?

Some 16 years back, a boy of 12 died from football injury ó. According to the mom, the ball hit him on the chest after a week, the chest began to swell and that led to his death

omaolowo:
This use of "graduate" in 2016 was on completion of his ND programme

On completion of the HND programme some five years after the ND course, today in 2021, led to his use of the word "graduate" again

Congratulations, may God position you to be in high places

How many times do you want to graduate?

Drinking our tap water jejeje.

Sabadon:
you get sense like this so? Ekpa

Ni fò niya