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One called me this month, and I played along. The baztard just ended the call

illicit:
The number is incomplete....

07083 two eight three 25 two

illicit:
Yes please

Flash this number
07083 two eight 25 two

DubaiLandLord2:
Where is the video

You want it?

Now wey meat don cost. Ẹ reach to place restrictions on it

Wàhálà dey

Looking beautiful

Death everywhere

Mixedfruit:
exactly the same word I heard from one elderly woman days back as I was pricing her plantain o oooh
Him Mates the press oyibo him dey here the price plantain

This one loud o

kingphilip:
Most SS1 and SS2 pupils who write these external examinations at that level do so to test their preparedness for the examination.

Most of them still end up doing SS3 because before the result comes out, the next session would have resumed.

I think they should also ban the writing of Primary School leaving certificate in Primary 4 and 5 if that is the case.

This measure won't solve anything. They should let those kids be!!!

Shey they don't want those examination bodies to be posting outrageous profits ni?

And if they don't pass?

Shey no be money dem waste?

Lagos State has already pegged Jss1 entry age as 12, effective from next session

Somebody should confirm it na

Modified

My Sister in law who is currently serving just snapped and sent to me

@op, check very well maybe you withdrew before that day.

I made a withdrawal from a pos and got alert after 5 days.
I was shocked, I checked by balance and text msg, then I saw I wasn't debited the day I used it

Then, another day, I got debited of 5k, then credited with the same amount again. I didn't know how that happened but my money was complete so I didn't probe further.

Try using bitter leaf, nuru, aloe vera, flagin, aboniki on the nipple. (This didn't work for my son though, he wíll use my clothes to clean it off)

If you can endure his cry, then whenever he wants to suck, offer him juice or any snack but if you can't watch him cry endlessly

You best bet is to take him to either your mom or MIL. In just a week he will forget breastfeeding

Bukasint:
No matter how as a woman pls breastfeed your child exclusively for 6 months and then 2yrs with complementary feeds. I was breastfed for 2yrs and 3months according to my mum but this days ladies think their breast will saga if they breadfeed for long.

Long breastfeeding makes the breast sag na. This I know but doctors said Las Las with aging it will sag whether we like it or not.

mfm04622:
At a year and half old, just stop giving him. Just stop. If he asks for it, say no. Simple. He is old enough to know no

Says who?
My own here will almost tear down my blouse, i can't lie down on the bed in peace again, he must come and suck. they actually understand no but will still cry for it.

ahnie:
My husband became restless at some point when the aroma from the food was killing him...lolz.
He was like....Bia ahnie how far naw,what's going on.i am starving i had to press him one fried plantain to calm his igbo nerve down,Nnam Biko calm down..


Isoko wado hei(ndi isoko AMAKA)


Pics of the place where the food was prepared
Abeg make una no yab me.

I know some of you are gonna question why I have 2 stoves,a camp gas,a tabletop cooker and a Hot plate .

Well just so you know...in case I run out of gas...I could easy use the stoves,in case kerosene finishes..I could switch to my hot plate if there's light and if no light... there's an outlet for firewoods outside I cud use..

Ọmọ, this your kitchen is super clean and well arranged.
Nice food you got there
Well done Oni Zino

SirbobbyDgreat:
What of their parent, how come nothing happened to them.

They were holidaying at a former neighbor's house when the incident happened. The man and his 2 children also died.

May their souls find rest

I don't even understand the story

Is the scammer in NIGERIA?
Is the 16 years old boy in Nigeria too?

Who is Saad?
Who is Mohammed?

Àbeg, someone should explain, na night school i go

My former landlord

Garden egg and bread

Water rice and milk

Me
Wen sapá wan kill me
Beans and eba
Rice, then pour dry garri on top

Very soon, canned corn beef abi fish go enter Nigeria

Who has tasted dolphin here?

supernet4:
Hmmmm
I'm worried
My Edd is 20th which is Monday I went for antinatal last wk nd d gynea said I'll av to go tru C's without complications o because I did scan nd scan said I nd baby re fine
I decline outrightly .
Yesterday I went again nd he said the same thing
Had to call my elder sis who spoke to him nd he's like because I av fibroid nd the baby's size is a little big. If I don't fall into labor naturally they can't induce me because of complications of the fibroid
I on d other hand I'm not feeling any contractions just the normal heaviness on d v area
When my sis spoke to him he later said ok if B4 Sunday no contractions then I'll av to come in on sunday then they'll induce me on Monday
If I'm lucky I'll pull tru if not then we still have to d C's
I've started excercising
Pls which excercise can I do again to help with labor
I already started walking abi na jumping I go call am on threadmill
Pls help

Since your doctor has told you the first time that he can't induce you, and if you don't fall into labour by Sunday please listen to him and go for CS.

You can get another option by asking another doctor or go to General hospital

Fabmummy:
BS

Thankful to God for this pregnancy. Totally unplanned and was very shocking to us. I have 2 girls and living in a foreign country with little or no help, i was fine with them girls, but God had other plans for us.

Let me Jumpstart, i really wanted to give birth on Saturday, so we could have ppl home to help us with the girls and hubby can have time to stay with me in the hospital and as well be with the girls, so i just kept telling people that it was either the 27th Aug or 4th sept. Well 27th came and passed nothing, by friday 3rd, i danced, walked, paced for 1 hour, Climbed the stairs counting my steps more than 200. Laid hands on my tummy asking God to send labour my way and also speaking to my baby that i was ready to carry him on my hands.

Hubby and i did the do and then i went to bed
God bless us all.

Sweet delivery
Congratulations

Mercychen:
Where in mainland?

Ilé epo market. After iyaba ipaja
I bought 2 days again

Mercychen:
Super cheap.
Here in Lag, the
veggies will go for 400

Egg 300

Plantain 1k

Total 1700.

That plantain is now #500 in the mainland

suffering:
Two months in and they’ll adjust. I’ll never make the mistake of sending children to boarding house with their antiquated six hours sleep practice.

I think it's still 8 hrs.
They go to bed by 10pm and get up by 6am.

Coping gradually

hakeem4:
3 to 4 months would do the job for you.
you should budget 35-40 million

Plus interior, I mean plus all the equipment inside, kitchen fittings abi only building?