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Thank God, no life was lost.

Amen

Lies from the pit of hell. Sorry for you

[quote author=sahy'd]I just saw diz on M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ facebook wall. D man is retired prison warder. D incident happened around oke opo somewhere in ilesha! Diz is strange world![/quote]God! Oh my God.

I which i had d experience. As far as i can remember, (we packed out wen i was 4 yrs) i av never lived wit a co-tenent. Sometimes, i wonder how i will relate with people when i finally get married,

Op, are u trying to differiente between small letter j and capital J?
Or are you suffering from typhoid fever and malaria parasite?

It is daddy not father

My ex told me, i pray he takes care of you the way i would have done. I replied 'he will', then in my mind, i said 'better than you sef'

Kennyfancy: dat now unah church.. for true living church like winners & redeemed we dey giv 1000 as offering plenty

Supported

Give as you have.

If you are about entering into courtship, i advice you to read, 'Boy meets girl, say hello to courtship' by Harris Joshua and Rules for love, cant remember the author now. They are nice books that can help.

Flamaglorious

I once dated a guy with bad breath. When he started talking about marriage issue, humm, i just told him plainly he has mouth odour that i can cope with it.

God let me and my household wake up in peace and in good health

Oooo, my phone cant play it

Old joke

Small devil

At all at all na witch.

Mine is mestrual salary(aka ponkious salary, no difference btw it and alawie), it comes exactly end of the month, i save about 70% and use the rest for transport and sweet mouth.

bukatyne: 1. Mary is not the mother of GOd (God has no mother)
2. We don't have a heavenly mother else Joseph is our 'heavenly' father. Calling Mary our heavenly mother equates her with God
3. Jesus is our King; how can Mary be our Queen?

Nawa o, i tire for catholic people

fatimah24: d face looks lyk a 70yrs old man.

Exactly oooooo

See Damoche in hell, farewell

ogugua88: [size=13pt]If I get married, I'd like to wear a very simple dress, not a gown. No train, no veil... preferably a v-neckline lol. I'd love to have a small wedding. Nothing too fancy, so my dress would reflect that.[/size]

Pls no offence, my friend always correct me when i say 'If i get married' she said its when i get married.

[quote author=the_ripper]Most tawaklitu's I know are always wicked and dirty. Which people they bear such name sef?

RIP to the pregnant woman.[/quote]Yoruba Muslim ladies. Not just wicked and dirty but also short and ugly.

tundelomo: . Is there any disease that is nt cause by either bacteria,virus germs or parasites? communicable diseases ar those that are contracted when u com in contact wt d infected person.lyk flu,conjuctivitis wc ar aided by dia mode of transmision I.e air and or u mite av toched the person. HIV is an infectious disease because u can't get by jst touching d infected person unless d virus gets into ur body tru body fluid lyk blood,sperm,vagina secretion etc.

Non- communicable can be caused by malnutrition, hereditary, chemical fallout, psychological failure of some tissue etc. Such diseases include epilespy, diebetes, crossed eyes, low I.Q, aneamia, cancer etc

I think we have muslim schools in lagos, muslim girls who must wear hijab should go there, since Fashola and Ruqqayah are both muslims and dont want them to put on hijab. Left for me, i dnt have problem with hijab but some of these girls are so dirty, they leave their hair unkempt and sometimes stink.

Pretty boy

iamswizz: rita dominic is married at last?

Not Rita Dominic, Rita Igbinedion
Is her bomb deliberately or just acting?

Source... Pls

tajikwan411: @rezzy,don't be so vein, if Jesus Christ,Abraham, Moses and the rest mentioned above are Illuminati names, then the bible that has all these names have been an Illuminati book ever since, well that explains why christains makes 99.9% of Freemasons and the Illuminati like the desmond tutu, kofi annan, kirk frankling, t.d jakes, jay z, russel simons,barack obama, george bush, queen elizerbeth and the whole rest of them .

You don't have to believe or get pissed, it has happened and so will it be. You are damn free to be a hypocrite and will die in your ignorance and lastly, i know this will hurt you badly, the pope's decision to resign and accept Islam is a BIG SLAP to CHRISTIANITY, HE HAS REALIZED HOW HE HAD BEEN DECEIVED AND FOOLED HIMSELF, HEY WHY CAN'T YOU REMAIN A VIRGIN AND WORSHIP GOD ONLY ALTHOUGH YOUR LIFE LIKE THE POPE DID IF THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO? YOU MUST BE DUMB!

I'm not talking about those in the bible, but those footballers, musicians and their likes. They are illuminati, so if they convert to islam it doesnt matter cos they are d same.
@ the bolded, same to you.

lecturerdabo: Some people lack job.

If I harvest more yams, He will say "it's because U used fertilizer" Mr, Don't you know where they sell fertilizer?

When a pastor gets rich, he is stealing tithes(Agreed)

When a businessman gets a breakthrough, He is a ritualist(Agreed)

But, if they are poor, They are lazy bones (What a world)
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...........Pls I don't join issues with anyone when it comes to religion! just as you are proud of who you are, I'M PROUDLY A CHRISTIAN(No space for debate in that regard)

I totally agree with you joor.

Zakkyoz: I am about to get married and this question has been bothering my mind. Should we pray before and after 'BED ACTIONS'? Please, this is very urgent!

Hahaha, very funny. For me o, the only time i will pray is the very first night on our honeymoon which i will tell God to bless me with triplet or twin.