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I lost my younger sister last month. Anytime i scroll my contract list and see her number,i feel sad. But just cant delete it. I m using her phones cos nobody wants to use it.

kokoye: I did all and more.

- Did you fart and try to squeeze ur bum so the smell wont get out?

- did you use spit to moisten a patch of dry skin?

- did you jump from an uncompleted 2-storey building to win a 10kobo bet? 10 kobo would buy you 20 candies or sweets at the time.


whatever....

I did all these

A girl i was making hair for last sunday did the same thing. I laughed until i fell down.
On checking her account balance, her balance was 33N. She was surprised cos she loaded 100N d previous day. Immediately, she called etisalat customer care. I tried telling her probably she might have subscribed for sumthing, she said no. So, when the lady picked, after explaining every thing to the lady, the lady asked her whether she normally receive alert, she said yes. The lady said, thats why they deducted ur money. Immediately, the young girl said with authority and shouting on top of a voice -"then you must have to stop it, im not interested. That stupid thing wen no even make sense, abeg aunty help end am. I no go money, i still be student.
I fell on the floor laughing

My friend's bother in law and wife are both AS. Their first child a boy has SCA and second child a girl is AA. The girl is abt 8yrs now. My friend told me that anytime the lady is pregnant (say about a month), a test will be carried out on the foetus to know the genotype, it has all been SS and an abortion will be carried out and she has done up to 6 times. That means having four children and one will be SS is not true. And again, i know a family that had four children, three SS and one AS. Infact two is late now. One of them died of joint pains at age 29. The last one wit SCA, came back to Nigeria and refused to go back.

Little wonder her delay in sending her address to my sister.

swtchicgurl: mean or meant? teacher, teach thyself!

Na people English you come nairaland come look.?
English is not our mother's language abeg, free them

PBundles: I think this paints the picture of development in Nigeria, but I think a better question is WHY ARE WE FLOGGING STUDENTS IN THE 21ST CENTURY!

Spare the rod (cane) spoil the child. So says my bible.
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child, but the rod of correction will drive it far. No be me talk am na so e dey for bible.

Biggoozz: I did! I and d Doc delivered my six weeks old baby @ St. Nicholas all the way. It was a tough thing to experience but I tell guys: If you prayed with you wife for 9 months of pregnancy, you are a faith symbol she needs in that ward to pull through any challenge she faces there. I will do it again.

Six weeks old baby? That's abortion

When i heard of this story, i just keep giving thanks to God. During my schooling days, i went visiting so many nairaland friends in lagos especially guys. Only God knows what would av happened to me. I thank God im still alive today.

[quote author=Okija_juju]HOW much foolishness do we allow all in the name of Religion?!

For Pregnant mothers in the final days of their Pregnancies to be in church instead of the Hospital is outrightly ridiculous!! What if any of the mothers of these babies had encountered a complicated birth and needed cesarean Section to give birth?! Or a vaccum to evacuate the baby!!

Nna foolishness that you find in religion is super amazing!!

Im sure that if there are any death cases as a result of this, it will never be announced..

May God deliver us from stupidity!
[/quote]According to daddy Adeboye, a good number of doctors and nurses were employed during that period. So im sure d clinic was fully equiped incase of emergency.

[quote author=Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ]hmmm! Dis is really a case of getting two @ price of one. Its really a wonderland story, as long as maturity allows them peace in such arrangement. I envy them too. A garden of eden kinda srtoy. God i need a like blessing, some body say amen for me!!!!![/quote]Amen, but two is too small naw, i pray for quadriplet for u oh

Spirit of Okija: The sweetness of a stew depends on the cook, not the utensils or equipment used..

Moreover, grinding stone dey add stone to food.

supported!!!
Spice ur beef or fish very well and allow d tomatoes to dry very well, whether u use grinding stone or not, ur stew will be tasty.
Poverty been make me think grinding stone is better, but now i knw better

Nigeria: Hell on Earth

If my General Overseer suddenly says God does not exist, that does can never stop me from shouting God is good

Infact yesterday was hell on earth. They nearly pulled my hands out during d rush. Inshort, i regretted going

We have educated illiterates as graduates. When those that didnt av seats were asked to leave the hall, they refused. If they had obeyed, the third batch would av been writing.
That idea of if i cant write nobody will, is bad. It just amounted to penny wise pound foolish. Anyway get me posted cos i will leave by 5 dot

Tired of waiting, will leave the venue by 5 dot

I av not seen any case of injury but d crowd is too much. They just started batch B

Imagine, just one batch has written. Im tired but i will wait till d end

If i carry #17,000 go buy hollandis, i go tie am for 30 yrs.
To carry pikin go for corona school na waste of money, school na school.
Cowbell milk better pass peak milk.
Choacoal dey quick done food pass stove.
Tomatoes wen dem grind with grinding stone dey sweet pass d one of blender.

collinsfbi: [size=14pt]Jones Ifekawa,[/size] Senior Operation officer of Blueseas Maritimes Services Nig. LTD, we love you but God loves you more, RIP my dear friend.

Goodnight Brother

Great Librarian Rest in peace

That babe doesnt look like Uche

Any news from PM paper is false. Period

LCASHMAN: I DONT HAVE A CAR YET COS OF NIGERIAN ROADS. I MUST WAIT UNTILL ALL THE ROADS ARE CONSTRUCTED

I am helping you say God forbid. You won grow white bead beard before you drive car? Abeg, if you get money, go buy car, if e spoil buy another one. Afterall, pple dey change cars anyhow for naija.

la furia: Hw does wearing hijab affects the performance of d skul or d teachers. As far this matter is corncerned it is not for the christian to comment becos their opinion is not needed sine the subject matter is of no value to them. Fashola shld just be careful, give me one reason y he shld ban hijab in public skuls wen that has being d norm 4 long time with no form of harrasment or discrimination. Y does he want to want to get himself into trivail issue as far as the work of d govt is concerned. There are skuls in north where d muslims wear hijabs and the christians don't and not for once are d christians force to wear hijab. Since it is public skul, student shld be allowed to pratice their religion. Will wait and see wat fashola has to say.

In some government schools in Sokoto, christians are not allowed except they put on hijab. Even in d village i served in Kano. Though, for me, i dnt see anything wrong in putting on hijab to school.

His mouth looks like tubaba's own

I eat meat anyday anytime whether good friday or not. I think thats the catholic belief.

My sister says this with a stress and a capital letter F O O L......

I think its the ladies.
Sometimes im just tempted to press my phone. But i control it. Dont want him to fill d person im chatting with is more important than him.

Thats my native name. It means my beloved