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Statesmanship? That's as statesmanly as you will get from Fayose. The man no get time for long story

So are they still quarreling or did they sheath their swords for the mean time?

Philanthropy is not magic. It is not a phantom. It is as obvious as a pimple on rita dominic's face or a fart in an elevator or as fuel scarcity in lagos. If it is there, you will see it and observe its effect. All these people publishing figures of this scholarship and that scholarship are just talking thrash. If Indimi wants to be philanthropic, he should build a hospital and offer free healthcare services to indigent people. He can also build a primary school and offer free education to all students that attend. He can build a university and offer subsidized education to students. When they start doling out N100m for this foundation or that foundation, they are simply recycling money. If you want to give as a philanthropist, give in a way that is obvious and unequivocal.

His (Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman) salary may be tied to the number of likes and comments that his facebook updates generate and attract. So he can update anything that comes to mind. I believe they will start releasing the girls one day at a time so as to make news everyday for the next 12 months.

jonhemma11:
The Ondo state division of the Nigerian Police yesterday rescued two Reverend Sisters who were kidnapped along Lagos-Ore road in Odigbo Local Government Area of Ondo state earlier this month.

Confirming the report, the state Police Commissioner, Hilda Ibifuro-Harrison told newsmen yesterday in Akure, the rescue of the Reverend Sisters, Perpetual Apo, Bukola Familade and their driver, Zwugwa Zibai.

The two Reverend Sisters and their driver were kidnapped at Kajola axis of the Lagos-Ore expressway on their way to Ijebu-Itele in Ogun state for a function from Kaduna.

Ibifuro-harrison however did not give details of the rescue operations for security reasons.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/ondo-police-rescue-kidnapped-reverend.html

It is indeed a mad world when they start kidnapping reverend sisters. Seems like Nigeria is a country riddled with lunatics and imbeciles in reckless abundance

marvelck:
Since women naturally age faster than men, its not advisable for a guy to marry a girl his age or within his age range. Guys need to marry girls they are far older than with at least 10 years, so that when she's aging everything will still be balanced. You can still be enjoying her breast, and also admiring her full waist line for a long time to come. Compare to when you marry a girl that's only 3 or 5 years younger than you. Before you know it, she'll start looking older than you apart from adding weight anyhow after giving kids. So, let there a space of like 10 years between you and the girl you want to marry, just like fathers used to do it in the past.

[size=14pt]So what if your wife looks older than you? Are you married to her looks or married to her? Some people are still living in a very carnal world. Na so una dey take marry mamiwater, she go enter house carry you put inside fanta bottle, put am over kerosene fire, begin dey stoke the fire any how any how[/size]

whirlwind7:


You never see anything.
I did my NYSC in Edo state. Got posted to Oredo LGA, the capital, Benin City.
I stayed at the Corpers' Lodge at Ekae, a small town at the outskirts of the city, along Sapele road.

Right from the orientation camp, we were advised not to mess around with the indigenous ladies. At Ekae, We were shown a young dude who served in Benin few years ago. Got involved with a local damsel, and has refused to leave that village ever since, even though he had been unemployed throughout the period. Every effort by his family to retrieve him had been abortive.

I gathered the women love with all they got. But once you try to play smart, it doesn't usually end well.

Which year did you finish your nysc?

This protest is too late. Una for protest when Isa Yuguda was busy buying official cars for all his wives and concubines with gooment moni

[size=18pt]I also want to donate the sum of half basket of tomatoes to my husband and children for cooking rice this sunday[/size][size=8pt][/size]

ceo247frolic:
A Nigerian national identified as Arinze Eneh has been sentenced to 20 years in jail and fined Rp1.2 billion for facilitating narcotic drug distribution.

"Arinze was proven to have conspired to commit an evil act by becoming a facilitator in the distribution of Category I narcotic drug," chief judge of the West Jakarta district court, Bambang Mursito, said while reading out the verdict on Wednesday, May 18.



In view of that, the panel of judges that had considered all the facts disclosed during the sessions, sentenced the 38-year-old to 20 years in jail and imposed a fine of Rp1.2 billion. If he fails to pay the fine, he will have to serve six months more in jail.



Upon hearing the verdict, the state prosecutor, Nugraha, said he was yet to make up his mind whether to accept it or not. The prosecutor had asked for a death sentence.

Through his lawyer, Arinze Petrus Eneh said he was satisfied with the judges decision but said he, too, has to decide whether to appeal.

"In principle, we are satisfied with the verdict. However, we would think and consider about appealing it," the lawyer, Dolfie Rompas, said.

Arinze alias Zona, along with Tuti Sudartika alias Dede Rosa and Rojali Pajar Saputra (the two were tried under different dossiers), were involved in a case of illegal possession of 6.3 kilograms of methamphetamine.


Arinze, who is currently being held at Salemba Penitentiary in Central Jakarta in a narcotic case still under judicial process, was ordered by a man named John (still at large) to pick up narcotic drug from China and bring it to Indonesia.

He then asked Tuti and Rojali, (earlier informed by David, at large) to carry out the job. The drug, weighing 6.3 kilograms, was smuggled in a thermos flask through a Covenant Logistic expedition in Cengkareng, West Jakarta, and then kept in a kiosk in Cibinong, Bogor, West Java.

The state prosecutor has charged all the suspects with violation of Law Number 35 of 2009 on narcotics because they attempted to commit an evil act of smuggling a narcotic substance by becoming facilitators in the distribution of drugs and therefore deserved a death penalty.



http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/photos-nigerian-man-sentenced-to-20.html

He is a very lucky man. I guess they could not find the right size of noose for his neck. meanwhile another Nigerian is busy hustling to take over from him

ekasoo saaaaaa

If oil were to be discovered in sambisa forest tomorrow, every square inch of that forest would have been surveyed and mapped out within a matter of weeks.

Imagine driving all these cars along our decrepit roads. How about sell the Veyron, buy 1 toyota prado to handle the bad road condition and use the rest to fix your street or construct a solar power generating plant for your neighborhood. They will adore you forever, and you will still have a brand new SUV to cruise in

kbams241:
THE BIGGEST CAT FISHES IN MY FARM.

The biggest weighs 15kg.

Let's see if @lalasticla.la loves fishes the way he loves snake

This fish farmer is likely going to be tomorrow's millionaire in Nigeria. These are the people with the foresight that our government lacks. My brother/sister, keep up the good work.

Building another lab that will fold up within 12 months? I hope it does not go to waste like PRODA in Enugu

Now that we have so many eyes on the Mediterranean, there has never been a better time for those migrants in Libya to take a chance for Europe. Also I would be surprised if the search and rescue operation for the missing aircraft comes up with lots of bodies from capsized vessels tying top cross into Europe

harizonal123:
If I call them thieves naw their fans will want to kill their head. Anyway, they look like partners in crime

Of course they are look-alikes (IN CRIME)

examhall3:
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wow!

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In Frank Olize's voice:
It is May 20, 2016. Do you know who your father is?

things fall apart

Is she threatening you with her alternate boyfriend?

The entire boko haram issue was a golden opportunity capitalized on by some elite corrupt Nigerians to siphon government resources in the fight against terrorism. However, they had to nurture the monster into the hydra headed monster that it is today in order to justify the millions that have been funneled into the procurement of arms that never happened. The military leaders in Nigeria do not want an end to the crisis. How else can they justify all the millions and billions that have been channeled to them. A nation at peace cannot justify a hefty defense budget. This is a lesson learned from thr west. First we started off with the fight against pipeline vandals during when millions were siphoned into the creeks with the guise of securing pipelines. Gunboats and military logistics became booing business for generals in the military. Yar Adua cam in and scuttled that plan with the amnesty program. The same group of people then focused on boko haram, nurtured the whole issue into a hydra headed monster and then used it as a guise to milk the country dry. Now that boko haram is gaining genuine attention, the theatre of abracadabra is now been shifted toward the creeks again and if care is not taken, towards the south east, either in the guise if securing pipelines again or fighting cattle raiders. If you study what has been happening in the US in the last 20 years, you will see a correlation. Create a center of chaos, drum up war and then funnel billions into a phantom fight against terrorism.
This is not to say that terrorism does not exist. However, one has to understudy how certain elements nurture their situations to metamorphose into a situation that results int he financial enrichment of a few.

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If SSA can afford this house, I wonder what type of house a minister would build

Every fantastically corrupt Nigerian on trial wants to run away to the fantastically corrupt UK for medical treatment.

popesam1:
A big ass aquatic creature known as"Manatee" caught at obuama river yesterday by two fishermen.

Here are what you don't know about this Big Creature. "Manatee"


Manatees are thought to have evolved from four-legged land mammals more than 60 million years ago. Except for the Amazonian manatee, their paddle like flippers have vestigial toenails— a remnant of the claws they had when they lived on land.
The Amazon species name "inunguis" is Latin for "without nails." The name manatee comes from the Taíno (a pre-Columbian people of the Caribbean) word manatí, meaning "breast."

Manatees' eyes are small, but their eyesight is good. They have a special membrane that can be drawn
across the eyeball for protection. Their hearing is good too , despite not having outer ear structures,
because manatees have large inner ear bones.

Manatees' only teeth are called marching molars. Throughout a manatee's life, the molars are
constantly replaced — an adaption to their diet of abrasive vegetation. Manatees have only six neck
vertebrae. Most other mammals, including giraffes, have seven. As a result, manatees cannot turn their
heads sideways, and must turn their whole body around to look behind them.

Algae, photosynthetic organisms, often grow on manatees' skin. Manatees never go on land.
Manatees don't always need to breathe. As they swim, they poke their nose up above the water's
surface to catch a few breaths every few minutes. If they are simply resting, they can stay under the
water for 15 minutes without taking a breath, according to National Geographic.



http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/05/big-aquatic-creature-known-as-manatee.html?m=1


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3734421_graphicpicturesmanateeseamonstercaughtinriversstate_jpeg71b8a4e78bbd84f5acda76c615cc76e8

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With the kind of hardship in Nigeria today, humans will soon start to barbecue humans. Asking them not to enjoy their fish is like asking Lai Mohammed to take a lie detector test[/size]

[size=18pt]Buhari may be the President. But Dangote has been the MD-CEO of the Nigeria non-oil economy for the past 15 years or so. I swear[/size]

abeeceebee:
See How My Sister Was Bartered By Her Husband


A man did this to his wife all because she disallowed him to have intercourse with her. I don't usually post on nairaland but I enjoy reading the contents of nairaland forum, and that is why I felt it is the right place to bring this.

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How about posting a picture of the rearranged dentition and remodeled face of the man that did this to your sister. [/size]

Animals in human skin

[size=13pt]Back in the days, our parents would buy lots of fresh tomatoes and dry them up and store for use during the dry season. They actually make the stew quite red and concentrated. I prefer the taste to that of fresh tomatoes because it tastes like a match between fresh tomatoes and canned tomatoes. The art of drying tomatoes is lost mores so now that most girls/women do not even know how many cooking pots they have in the house[/size]

nairalanddotorg:
https://mobile.facebook.com/NURSINGNIGERIA/photos/a.181937095262339.36361.139441856178530/895166887272686/?type=3&p=10&_ft_=qid.6285683135901275823%3Amf_story_key.2031640805132769213

Say it loud and proud my brother. Nothing do you. Nurses are golden. Carry go

They should find out how much he got for furniture allowance