₦airaland Forum

chichar1:
and how does that concerned Zamfara state?

PqsMike:
I'm a Building Expect and I approve this analysis.


Meanwhile, I doubt if a layman will be able to handle such calculations having in mind that there are more complex roof designs.

Also,

Roof assesories like the hip cap, valleys e.t.c aren't taken into consideration.

chiefolododo:
force indirectly?

yeyeboi:
If I was living in that community by now I go don move go as far as Lagos , I go even help move the rats , mosquitoes and even my enemies sef

Lazyreporta:
On the Island of the affluent in Lagos, I rarely hear aircraft buzzing in the sky, except the posh helicopters of the busy rich. The airport and flight noise don’t affect the airspace, it only devalues the land.

The rich pretend to pray, but God is on the Mainland, land on the island is too expensive to build many worship centers.

The Island was not built for Beer. It is the hub of champagne, spirits, and wines. Beer is for the road, an appetizer bottled on the Mainland.

The Mainland is crowded with families. Life on the island has no friends. Everything is cash or ‘waka’. The roads are expensively tolled, the schools are US ‘Dollard’, and a smile might cost some ‘Nairas’.

The Island expands while the Mainland remains the same. Under neon lights, millions of Mainland ‘ants’ trample on the Third Mainland Bridge into the Island of their dreams. Many die on the bridge, many earn a kobo, and many rob the others.
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The Island goes to the Mainland, only to fly. Life on the mainland has many tribes. Bad roads and traffic jamborees in Enugu suburbs like Ago and Okota would eventually pursue ‘Omo Igbo’ to the East. The smart ones live in Yoruba neighborhoods, like itire, with Chinese constructed drainages. Sharp guys have moved into Surulere, the Governor’s neighborhood and the best place to drink. The number of youths in Festac makes one wonder if they ate their parents for dinner.

Ketu is a gang of Yoruba women hustling to breathe. Ikorodu can be great if it gets a bridge into the island. Yaba is the link between books, Aristos, ‘White House’ and an infamous Psyche ward (Yaba-left).yaba

Sex is on Allen, tax is a joyride at Alausa. Obanikoro is the name of a man on the Island and a place in the Mainland. Everything on the Mainland is made in Ilupeju, Ogba, Isolo, Agidingbi, and Oregun. Agbara is not on the Mainland, it’s in Ogun state, like Mowe and Ibafo.

Everything on the Island is imported from the Mainland ports of Apapa and Tin Can. The sound of Mazamaza and Okokomaiko can cure madness. Homes in Idi-Araba are waiting to collapse, thank God for LUTH; Igbobi’s Orthopedics is not too far away.

There is a Lagos state University campus in every Mainland corner; the main campus and a military cantonment are at Ojo. Musicians from Mushin and Ajegunle have monopolized the sympathy of poverty, while Egbeda and Ikotun get no pity.
If eyes are closed in Agege and Iddo when a train passes, one can pretend to be in Grand Central Station. 3Gbagadans usually pretend to be on the Island, but Oworonshoki can’t get away with such lies. Ogudu GRA insists on being distinct from a conjoined Ojota, while Amuwo-Odofin calls itself Festac Extension.

Iju and Ojodu villages are hyped by estate agents. Ebute-Metta is an old Yoruba phrase: “A place of three shores.” It is a decaying dream of British colonialism and Brazilian architecture.

Most of the residents of Magodo and Omole are Landlords. Maryland is not a saint and Anthony is not a Village. Igando and Ipaja are playing catching up with the state government.

Ikeja is the official capital of Lagos. The State House is on the Island, where the real capital is. Lagos deserves a special status in the constitution.index

On the Island, money has relatives. Ikoyi and Victoria Island are twin sisters, posh from birth and wrinkled with age. Lekki is a distant cousin, taxing and full of fraudulent schemes. VGC and Eleko are wealthy uncles, isolated from others and always overseas. Nicon and Parkview are the pretty nieces with feigned American and British accents. Oniru and Elegushi are the nephews from the village, who recently found wealth and arrogance. Ajah is the Step-sister, giving birth to children she can’t feed. Jakande and Igbo-Efon are broke In-laws, hardworking but always in need. Ibeju-Lekki and Epe are the Jilted aunts, feeding on promises and searching for suitors. Obalende is the lost brother without a mind, thought to be dead. Eko, Idumota, and Marina are Triplets of Royal descents, with trade on their minds, and power between their legs. Maroko is the baby that was aborted at Midterm. Makoko is the dirty bastard that wouldn’t disappear. Eko Atlantic City has recently left the incubator, hoping to survive. Many other siblings are just occupying space and causing traffic jams on the Island of the rich.

This is how I know I’m not on the Island: service attendants begging for money; Lastma officials lurking behind traffic lights; Dunghill switch is everywhere, and I can’t get an Iota of decency.

Source... Lazyreporta

Next2Bezee:
Common, keep quiet!

Who told you that every Christian is a brainwashed he-goat like you. Unlike an illiterate like you, some Christians are literate and can read the Bible by themselves. They don't need someone to tell them that Genesis 1:1 is all about tithe.

Next2Bezee:
There are countless footages of space explorations online, but I bet a primitive sheeple like you will be denial regarding its existence.

Next2Bezee:
I included prayer because I am a Christian, and a smart one, too. I am not foolish like you. I never had to give money to aging thieves to attain success.

Next2Bezee:
You look up in the sky at night and see the stars, yet you still deny their existence. Does it not show how brainless you are?

Next2Bezee:
You are just the right sort for brainwashing. In fact, since 6th Oct is the first Sunday of the month, go to church and give all your money to your pastor. Steal sef if you have to.

Next2Bezee:
When your pastor collects the money, tell him that Next2Bezee on Nairaland asked you to tell him that he's a thief.

Next2Bezee:
Lol, did the word "Sheeple" pain you? That's what your kind is called, na. It's a kinder word than "brainwashed zombies".

Isn't following after fools something that you're proficient with? Which kind mumu PA a? He's just a thief.

The knowledge of that galaxy I mentioned has rendered me incapable of being brainwashed, unlike you. You can't even muster proper grammar to save your life, yet you are claiming to be successful.

Fact: most sheeples and tithe payers are hungry illiterates. They have allowed thieves to brainwash them into thinking that all they have to do is give their pennies to a church, and success will find them. I got news for you; success comes from hardwork, determination, perseverance, and prayer. If you're doing one without the other, or paying money for success, you will forever remain a poor f00l.

Btw, you are more of a prisoner than I am, and I don't even pity you.

Horlamidei:
Yoruba! Our name dey always be like Muslim name lol..! Very funny tribe..

Next2Bezee:
Lol.

Now, sheeples will not want to hear that there are people who became successful without tithe.

Which reward? Which time? The rewards are only manifesting themselves in the lives of pastors while the congregation wallows in misery.

Open-mindedness, Hard work, and determination bring success. However, in Nigeria, scamming people with tithe brings success too!

Side Note: Please, someone should ask Oyedepo what the closest galaxy to the milky way is called; you will see as the man will chop his mouth into pieces!

israelmao:
If Buhari can rule "certificatelessly" so tell me what can happen in Nigeria.

OkaNaUbe:
Nyene ke confusion.

Minjim:
Don't mind Zombies

Its only when Apc do it we can say it's wooing

RockHard:
But one has to give it to the PDP propaganda and fake news machinery though. They are damned good and efficient! They are so quick to pen, spread, and attribute fake news to popular personalities in order to get attention and garner public sympathy. E.g Maurice Iwu, Adeboye's son, e.t.c.

lirusehn:
From the report, 10,836 was recorded on the poster as against the actual 9,836.??
What does this mean?

adebrave1:
Premium Times is into real investigative journalism. Professionalism per Excellence. Kudos to premium times.

wittyt98:
How can i unsee this post

CROWNWEALTH019:
If not for the likes of Fayose and FEMI, the Yoruba race would have been sold to the Fulani for gold

BabaRamota1980:
Ewo tun wa ni ti Koleoso Korede, se ko si

BabaRamota1980:
Una no dey hear word. Dont call it debate. Send an invitation to Senator Adeleke that Obasanjo's son is getting married and dignitaries are invited. Juju music, Fuji music and HipHop music featured. Venue - TVC.

Das all!

If he no show up i owe you a million Zimbabwean pound.

vanbonattel:
I remember how yoruba peeps were supporting this clown in 2015 just to make sure he returned to power to complete his destruction of imo state.

dahmie2013:
The evolutn of Accounting softwares, especially ERPs have reduced d value of d profession. I won't even encourage anyone 2 study it.

farem:
I don't think Dr Bukola Saraki can use SURELY the way you use it here.
If you fully understand the meaning and the import of the word SURELY, you would have chosen another word

byesense105:
Accountant way no get ICAN.
na accountant be that

zinnyzee:
E lo hug transformer then

brixton:
Lol singing ‘if I say sai, you say baba’...

Yorubas you see yourselves? Next term would be more interesting, they will jail Tinubu, impeach osibanjo by force by crook without agiving a damn about federal character or common sense.

zinnyzee:
Too much book.


We Zainabs dey always represent.