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pheelhip:
Very explicit explanation
Thank you.

AllBlack:
Relationship therapist with body dissatisfaction issues and the need to impress the world with her new body.... And people actually listen to her?

EmiDon11:
na his old one i dey beg am o.
No be the new onne

EmiDon11:
Boogyman557, abeg borrow me ur old KALA

SWATMan:
Soldiers are trained to kill.

HarunaWest:
If someone pulled a cutlass on me. I will do same if i was in the soldiers shoes. However, I will shoot to immobilize but not to kill.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
No God spoke to you about nothing..you saw nothing..this is just some random nonsense.. y've been praying for years with nothing to show for it in Nigeria..
How has your prayer change the situation of Nigeria..

His prophecy is nothing more than a prediction...Predictions are cool to say.. in that sense anyone can actually make a prediction...

Asserting something will happen is a REAL assertion...But the fulfillment of that assertion in terms of “prophecy” is NOT real...Any correct assertion is just happenstance or twisting what happened to “fit” into a re-interpretation of the prediction...It’s BS every time...Especially when it involves religious prophecy..
Keep deceiving your gullible followers...

DOWN2HeartLoved:
I usually come to nairaland to get advice on business or any other related stuffs am affected with

Currently am in a tight spot,have been dating a lady I met during a trip, after a month,we started chatting and I went to visit her, things were smooth until we have a child,now she's different

The thing am surprised about her is I don't know her family background,only believed what she told me, she's from Auchi and Orogun and the mother lives in Ondo,we have issues I had to move out of my own house for her,the problem is I'm thinking she has children outside, she's always 28 every year,am thinking she's close to 40,why lie about age and many more.

Reasons am baffled,her mother isn't showing any concern

She has lots of brothers

She always calls me a small boy

She doesn't even care now,even if I die

Problems:-i have invested on this relationship emotionally, physically and even more,

Is she from Benin?,she lied too,she has turned my people against me,right now no one reason me seriously again, because everyone is telling me she's a club girl and I need to leave her,she just laughs and blocks anytime I called her, people are telling me she might have built a house with my money elsewhere

Am shocked this is happening to me

pheelhip:
Just being Inquisitive

I wish to know why men fall asleep Immediately after having sex.
That little nap after sex, it atimes happens to ladies too.
Any Scientific reasons or deep conceptual for that.

Jubal01:
I was at home last Friday when my elder called me to ask if i am interested in teaching, to which i answered yes. She then said i should come to the school right away to see the proprietor and the principal.

The principal during our parley told me that he had gotten a lecturing job and they are looking for his replacement. Wooow!

He asked if i have taught before and about my experience. I told him i have 9yrs experience. U couldnt believe what he said next.

he told me congratulations Mr. Principal straigth forward! That Was how i got a job o! The school has a population of 822. So it's quite a big school.

i am in my new office already. I pray God will help those that are also job hunting. Help me celebrate pls. I am not there yet, but i pray this will be a stepping stone for me.

#FAVORED
#GRACED

Whois:
The blogger meant burnaboy's police escort

Burna is a rude boy

NeroGaming:
According to the lady via a post she made on her Instagram story, she claimed that while they were having a marvelous time at the club, Burna Boy asked someone from his team to request her attention, which she declined three times in a row.

See screenshot below:

MrCover:
Update From . COM

A Video of a man giving MouthAction to a woman in a public pool has gone viral after being shared online, Reports.

Some U.S platforms confirmed that this occurred at a pool party and other party attendees were also seen watching.

Twitter User, @_mikefromqueens shared the video with the caption;

Eating pussy at the pool party is insane! That’s how you get pink eye.

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:

https://twitter.com/_mikefromqueens/status/1538329742050566146?t=YQ2AvStNvDth7HUra99U8A&s=19

Source: BLOG

IntelChief:
Catal Huyuk was a very large Neolithic and Chalcolithic city settlement in southern Anatolia (in current day Turkey), which existed from approximately 7500 BC to 6400 BC, and flourished around 7000 BC.

Catal Huyuk had no roads, so dwellings were accessed via hatches or trap doors in the roofs of the buildings, which were in turn entered via ladders.

It is the largest and most well preserved Neolithic site found to date. The population was about 6,000 and the food they ate was mainly wheat, barely and rice. No trace of a central government has ever been found at Catal Huyuk.

Biodun556:
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pozehnani:
Somebody help me before I lose my mind.

I've been with this guy for some time now.
When he first approached me, I wasn't too down with the idea of having a relationship with him, which I made clear to him. Though I had my reservations about him, which was his height but didn't let him know. Also, that time, there was this pharmacist (i shared about him some years ago) I was hoping would come open with his proposal to date me but he got ego and was using me to catch Cruise. As in.. each time I visited the pharmacy where he works, he'll be forming and acting like he didn't see me until I'm set to leave, he'll then want to block my way and turn everything to joke. saying.. " you don't want to marry fine boy abi? So I just parked him aside since he was not serious.

This other guy kept pestering me and was always calling. Suddenly, I began to like and miss him. Then he popped the question again and I was like... Ok, let's see how it goes.
We started seeing each other.

Along the line, people started saying all sorts like, she doesn't love this guy. It's because no man is forthcoming that is why she settled for him bla bla.. which is not true.

Now they said it until it got to my baby. Since then, he's been withdrawn. He said I don't really love him. that those people might be right. He was just saying all that and after trying to convince him that I do without any success, I got angry and left. We didn't talk for three days.

I missed him so much and so I called and he told me I'm only pretending that I don't love him because he's short, he's not my spec and all that balderdash. I tried talking him out of it but he wouldn't hear me out.

Seriously, I love him. The way the love developed overnight is still a mystery to me but I do. I'm tired of explaining and begging.

How can I convince him that I sincerely love him. I've really emanciated since he started all these drama. He even saw me recently and was like it's the pharmacy guy I'm missing, not him. .

I posted a happy pics on my status on Friday with my students and he said, moving on without me, yeah?. Ok, I called him, he refused to pick. Later he texted me that, at my age, I should know better than to be posting happy pics when someone somewhere is not feeling fine.
I replied, who's not feeling fine? Then he went, I said it! You don't love me. You don't care! Maybe if I were taller, things would have been different

Here's someone who refused to pick my calls turning around to accuse me.

Please, how can I let him know I really care about him. I'm tired! I want to settle down with him this year but this sudden act of his doesn't look promising.

Alaigbopress:
I came to this Forum to complain about how my Girlfriend always posts pictures of her ex on her Status and uses his pictures as her screensaver.

Here is the link to the thread
[url] https://www.nairaland.com/7133811/girlfriend-keeps-posting-ex-pictures [/url]

After her explanations which looked like Truth. We moved on and I have to make a Counter post where I nearly insulted Nairalanders who came to my help with loads of advice to dump the Girl. Here is the link to the second thread I made which also made the front page.

[url] https://www.nairaland.com/7138678/lost-girl-friend-followed-advice[/url]

Please Nairalanders forgive me for not heeding to your advice, and also the way I spoke to You guys. I am really sorry about that.


This morning I woke up again and went through her Status and saw another guy she posted on her Status. Jokingly I asked her if this is the Okechukwu (not my name) she is talking about and putting Love Emorji for because she has done that several times. So I was expecting her to tell me that the guy is her Cousin or a relation and to my chagrin she told me the guy is her ex and that she just loves the picture.

I now reprimanded and scolded her that I had warned her not to post anything ex both pictures or videos on her Status. That was when this same girl told me that it is over between us that I complain a lot bla bla bla.

WHY AM I WRITING THIS
I am writing this to advise my fellow guys.
Guys please You have to be careful with these girls, some of them are very heartless, wicked and very manipulative.

Today I am joining the Redpill Gang full time.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram True talk Man!


Infact if u come for ikeja, E be like say everybody 1 sell der car...


If u get 1.2m.. u go buy better car for here..


The Sapa reach many people for here!


The CUNTREE is bleeding seriously!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Tonero5200:
Although I'm not serious with her, but she a booty call .. we met her in a club, guess she went there for runs. she billed me 15k that night... after the do plus the way I played my cards that night, I only parted with 10k in the morning transfer... since then she's the one putting me on call, forming seriousi...I won't lie I'm starting to feel her vibe. not until this afternoon my guy asking about her that I should send him her number...I guess he wants a taste too.

I'm not the type to wife a hôe, but atleast morally it's not right. my guy won spoil my free meal ticket..

how which the girl didn't see him in the club, I could have done it anonymously, because she's still hustling.


but if I do it now, my own package of free food go spoil.
I can't risk the small monetary and pucsi benefits




I gave him go ahead to go lash her if he can behind my back, as for me giving him her number I won't. to jeopardize my own selfish benefits I like myself die.

God1000:
Malia and Sasha have all grown up

God1000:
This is why I like him so much, he's a carefree paragon, a lovely and caring dad.

He's affable, urbane, genteel, phenomenon and egghead.

Lalasticlala

Fuckernizer:
I had to create this new account. I can't sleep. I think I have committed a grave mistake, and it might cost me my life. I can't even type this with a straight face, I'm so ashamed and scared at the same time. Today was my girlfriend's mom burial. I love her so much, i really do, and the love was mutual.

I even introduced her to my mother, so did she. About two months ago, her mother died, and today was the burial. As a loving boyfriend, i decided I was going to be there by her side all day, because she needed me. Ever since her mother died, we've never had sex. So today while she was getting ready to attend the church mass (catholic), I kinda barge into her naked in her room (She just finished bathing) and was wearing a towel that was revealing her bust, and thigh.

I was full of lust, I leaned over and kissed her, and it led to a quickie, I won't call it sex, because it was a big mistake, and shouldn't have happened in the first place. It all happened so fast, and I have myself to blame. This night, I keep hallucinating about her dead mother. I keep seeing her face in every corner. I feel like she going to suffocate me to death while I'm sleeping. Right now, all the lights in my rooms are turned on.

Help me guys, it was a mistake, and its not intentional at all. How do I overcome this dilemma? Will her mother come after me?

golor:
One of my lecturer just posted in his Facebook and he's a strong ASUU advocate

Freelane33:
I swear to God . We need to change our mindset on this platform. If they can’t help him they should just read without commenting .
Nairaland is now full of nitwits .
In this country I’ll say we are our problems .we just Dey put all
Blames on government , government this , government that . We need to eradicate this poor mentality of ours . I was reading a thread about pastor Tobi adegboyega and I realize most people on here started castigating him due to what the media gave out to them also because of how he dresses . He’s a new generation pastor plus he wears what makes him happy , he can’t be dressing like a wretched being because he’s serving God . We need to change our mentality before it’s too late

Romanoff:
Is she not already fornicating for survival? Abi you're not sleeping with her ni?

If you want to help that girl, help her learn a trade.

Teach her how to fish. If after that, you choose to end whatever is between two of you, at least, you'd have added value to her.

Divay22:
So what's stopping her from doing the filling station work
Even if the pay is not much, at least it can cover for her little needs for the month while you assist with the others...

And for her mom, she wouldn't mind placing her daughter in the hands of another guy that has more money than you...

OMOJOHN001:
I have been Dating this babe for the past three years and it has not been so easy funding the relationship and other expenses, but God do come through and I still do achieve lots each year.

But this year have been so worse on her own part, because as for me my income still comes on a steady but I felt I need more money to do lots of things at the moment.

Since January this year, I have be the one Financing this babe, To an extent that each week I will ask her to go withdraw money and prepare what she will eat throughout that week, But to my surprise her family will join her in consuming the dish before mid week, atimes Wednesday, a times Thursday, and She will start crying again of not having anything to eat, They do not have anything in the house, No gas, no oil, no garri and all sort of Nonsense...

Her family is just to broke, She has a single mother, though her dad is dead. RIP to him,he was responsible while on earth.

She has been loyal, good and supportive to me the best way she can, I don't even have sex with her on regular bases, Reason is that I am on a course in UniIlorin presently and she stays in Ile-Ife so the distance is another issue, but we still see at least whenever we feel like.

Guy's, I am planning of getting a car this year and start a new life in another state, all my effort have been stagnant a bit because of this babe, She does not just have #5 on her own, She's not working because there is no work in ile ife that can fetch her above 12k, unless she wan add olosho to it though and the only work there is Filling station attendant and Hotel work couple with part time olosho.

Ordinary weaving of hair, I will carry it, Every Penney she has spent this year is my money,

Her mom too, lacks maturity. Imagine her having the gut's to demand me for meney as in-law few weeks ago that she's sick, though I sent her little cash sha, but I decided that same day will be the last day she will hear from me, as I have a plan that very day to break up with her daughter this month and I have choosing today.

Guy's I love this babe and I really want the best for her, For the past three years most of her friends have try to convince her that I will break up her heart and Jilt her, But she was adamant and keep believing I will not, seriously I didn't have such thought in my plans for her.

But with her level of reachedness and Level of needs and Demand and I deserve better, I am moving on with my life, My pastor said something in church today as per fathers day... HE SAID PRAY NOT TO MARRY INTO A FAMILY WHEREBY YOU WILL START FIGHTING ANOTHER SPIRITUAL BATTLE OF POVERTY AND BROKENESS. .

I felt so down, cuz the prayer is the definition of my babe's Family. local man is tired, But the only fear and my concern is (How she will be mocked and laugh at among her mates that told her this prophecy before, This babe so much love me and she will cry hell today,).

I am feeling guilty, How will she cope without having an helper, No Father and Mom is useless. She will have no choice than to start fucking dicks up and down to survive, that's certain, and she knows it.

PLEASE HOW CAN I STOP FEELING GUILTY, because she's really put all her hope in me and my plan us to help her with a shop once I am through with my course,but Omo the billing no be here oooo, I will still send her money today to prepare this week food and her family will devour everything again before Wednesday.

What's the best way to approach this issue. Help a brother.

lifenija:
That's 100k monthly n yet u dey act like wan broke asss, stop being a local yahoo boy, if u got a job already ask from ur company workers dey will give u.

Stupid format

BadRadio:
It's kinda hard to believe a guy would have his lady pass the night at his place on her first visit and not touch her?

Is that Simping or stupidity or Erectile dysfunction or he's just a gentleman with self-control? Or Gayism_

Lol