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Khayceeofficial:
WTF?


Like for real someone put up a Nairaland ad for a man?

Jeez!

starbuck:
I have once encountered such with a doctor back in 2016 or 2017 or so in a private hospital i wouldn't want to disclose the name..

Luckily, the man was in a private ward and the wife came visiting, their bad was that they forgot to lock the door and the doctors were on ward round

Karemarealty288:
For better and for worse, in sickness and in health...Africans must fork.

Prestar:
Man allegedly caught after sneaking into medical ward to have sex with sick wife

After slipping into a medical ward to have sex with his sick wife, a man got into problems.

Around 3am, the incident happened at The Masvingo Provincial Hospital.

According to reports, the man, a well-known restaurant owner in the area, battled with hospital personnel in the middle of the night over being permitted to visit his wife in the female wing.

After gaining entry, he had cex with his wife in front of the other 10 patients in the ward.

Amadeus Shamu, the hospital's medical director, confirmed the occurrence to iHarare and claimed that investigations had now been launched.
Said Shamu:

Read more https:///man-allegedly-caught-after-sneaking-into-medical-ward-to-have-sex-with-sick-wife/

Fritzert:
Hi nairalanders make una help me I met this girl on Snapchat she always ignores my text a lot sometimes she do reply though I really like am I swear she no wan give out number sef
Someone should help me on how I can easily win her heart and she will have time for me lol

She likes football though an arsenal fan �

Jmichael1:
I've been regreting over dis same issue for the past 12yrs now and i don't y dis taught kip occuring to me...
it all started in 2009 wen i got a grl pregenat bk in ss1,i asked her to abort it and she did as i said...
bt i kip regreting my actions,especialy wen ever i cum across a child of 12yrs....sumtin will jst occur to me lyk"michael,by now ur pikin 4 dn reach dis age,y you abort that pregancy?
dis taught kip cuming to mind with full regret and i don't hw to get it off my mind....

Konjiboii:
I will leave the floor open for some other manchi to testify to the sweet pussy slim girls possess.

ObidientFC:
Okay, so last year I started dating this lady. My goal was to keep it going and wed her.
However, I stopped being interested in her a short time after we began dating.

I wasn't ready for sex at that hour. I first sought to establish friendships. She came to my house on a Saturday, and the following week on a Tuesday, she declared out loud that we were going to have sex. I was stunned. We had sex the following day, yea it was enjoyable, but my emotions for her faded off.
Somethings I don't like about her. She talks Alot, loves sex (omoh I don tire), she doenst really relate at the same level with me. Kind of different cognition.
But above all, she is a sweet girl that cares for me . Very trustworthy and can do anything to make me happy. She always want to be around me and hide nothing from me including her phone (Though I don't even go dia self)
But truth is I am not catching all these feelings she is sending my way anymore . I don't see her in my long time plan. I have tried to stay and see if I can finally develope that feelings for her, but it is not working .
I have voiced it out to her and try to make her understand that relationship isn't my thing now, but babe ain't taking it.
I have tried leaving the relationship, but there is an issue .
She is been sick for some time now. (Ulcer) .Whenever she is around me, she doenst complain of any sickness, but once she get to her family house, sickness starts .
I have waited for her to get healed so I can walk away. Last month, I decided to end it. After like one week, she called and started complaining how I left her when she needed me and how she has resorted to taking anti depressants. She is still sick and it pains me that she is going through this sickness because she is a good girl. I invited her over so I can keep her company.
She came with so much drugs . The moment we started talking , I could see how happy and fine she felt. She ended up staying in my house for two days and it was all sex and sex . She went back and the sickness got worst.
She has called that she want to come over and stay as she feel better around me . I have tuned her down with some excuses .
Her birthday is next week and she has told me she is coming, I have given her another excuse.
Honestly I am tired . I am not finding this whole thing interesting and want to end it but at the same time, this sickness is the issue .
How do I handle this

uthlaw:
Buy for her two indomie and two eggs,Bleep her,give her tp 1k...nothing special about pussy!

Borntosmoke:
: I can't leave her pls nairaland. She want to break up with me. This love is choking me. I'm going to be lonely . I love her! I love her! I love her!!!. Pls help me nairaland. She is leaving me. After all I spend on her. She call me useless but I still love her. . I love you Mary. My Mary you are my everything . Why do you want to leave me . My life has end!! I love her. . I'm not joking I really love her. She is my first girlfriend. I really love her . I don't know how to move on. It is hard :. Have been crying since yesterday. Help me . Have been fucking olosho all my life. This my first time having girlfriend and she want to break up with me It is hard. I wish someone here can know how I feel. It is too painful I can bear it. Mummy daddy, Mary is leaving me :'

Siofra
Jeon
Fernadezisback
Sweetplum
Candidlady
Smelly pussy
Laslasticala
Mynd44

What should I do?? .

Christboy320:
Dont have any advice to give to you at this time ,all I can say is that you are really doing great at 22, not me that is using free basic to log into nairaland, na me need your advice ,and tutoring, I am open to any work ,I base In lagos ,God bless you bro

Scamupdates:
I will be 22 this august ~i have two cars, my building plan is still going on, dont have a girlfriend i can call my own (been single for almost 6month now had to breck up with my ex due to the issue between my ex mum and ex and me) the problem is my mun has been distoping me to get a girlfriend i will plan to marry before she lives the country, i thougth it was a joke untill last night when she refu..d to eat the meal i made, i ask her why she said i should not talk to her pending i bring a girl home i laughed, and said she will go and eat when she is hungry, not knowing that i just wosting the problem and went to bed. woke up this morning to greet her she did not respond, thougth she did not notice my present i had to tap her and prostrate she ignored me ( less than 14days to move out of the country with my little bro and she is taking this matter serious (the only thing am thinking is to go rent a girlfriend for 14days ) which is not right . pls i need advice

MALIGNANTGuest:
We are saying almost same thing.
I have seen KIDS that were well brought up but they ended up in terrible states after gaining admission into the universities.
We all know how Cult Boys station themselves at Gates of universities to lure Freshers into confraternities. Not easy despite Parents effort.

You can't tell me on spot, that you know everything about your YOUNGER ONES currently in their various institutions now.
U can only make assumptions based on their academic performances.
Some are now addicted to PORNS without parents knowing. Some acquire phones, use them at schools only to return home without it.

U can't be EVERYWHERE!
That's what I mean!

newsvib:
Before and after pictures of Ike Ekweremadu’s daughter, Sonia, the one suffering from kidney problems, have surfaced online and people are reacting to them.

Judging from the pictures, Sonia seems to have bleached her skin, thereby looking fairer than her original skin color.

The pictures are currently gathering reactions from Nigerians. People who commented asked what would have made her bleach her skin in such a manner.

Follow link to see more 20 pictures: https://www.gistcent.com.ng/2022/06/check-out-before-and-after-pictures-of-ike-ekweremadus-daughter-sonia-the-one-suffering-from-kidney-problem.html

Continue reading: https://www.gistcent.com.ng/2022/06/check-out-before-and-after-pictures-of-ike-ekweremadus-daughter-sonia-the-one-suffering-from-kidney-problem.html

MALIGNANTGuest:
Not always Bad Parenting.
Don't hinge all on bad parenting...
What about PEER PRESSURE?
That alone can destroy kids in split of seconds

FrankAnsah:
Two beautiful secondary school girls have stated that school is a scam and that they are tired of schooling.

In a short video they took, they were heard singing Black Sherif's 'Kwaku The Traveler' song as they remixed it to their style, noting that anybody who has not run away from school should raise his or her hand in the air.

One of them after singing said that school is a big scam and they are tired so they've sneaked out and are going home to have a rest.

Watch them speak below;

https://www.allgistroom.com/school-secondary-school-girls-school/

willyo:
Why are people ignorant of the fact that u must work to make money. Why would one even believe wealth will fall on them instantenously without working.

Delusions... He'll need a million men strength and smartness to get wealthy like Obi Cubana from that prison he's heading

SultanOfAbia:
When i go to my bro university
And i see the fresh girls in the campus
i feel this strong urge to want to have sex with many of those girls in campus.

What i want to know is
can i achieve this by paying each girl money or should i naturally make them fall in love with me.
I want the power to go up to any girl i like and she agrees and we have hot sex.

Am i the only person that feels this way??
How can i achieve this my fantasy

cadet222:
Good day guys.
At my age, I am not able to speak my native language. This is always a source of embarrassment for me.
Pls if you are a parent reading this, start speaking your language to your kids while they are still young and not only English language.

Kimiso:
I have an elder sister going to lagos state university but she graduated last month with a bachelor degree in marketing right now she is pregnant and unable to work in any organization,but anytime i make deals and make profit from it I always dash her an amount even though its not much,but i felt am doing too much for her so she wont be taking me for granted

I think I should stop giving her everytime i made profit or I should continue

Note:her husband is also doing the best for her even though its not well impressive

kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

starz100:
A friend needed advice whether to continue jejely with his 250k government job here in Nigeria or M. Sc in Canada. Your comments will be highly appreciated as he is in a dilemma

Fahdiga:
More beautiful and seren than Ibadan

press9jatv:
Check out Pdp Presidential flagbearer, Atiku Abubakar Academic credentials.

Parachoko:
Can you show evidence he said he never attended a secondary or primary school?

Badboibipo:
If you’re in your 30s as a man please avoid anyone below the age I just described. They are still in their “I am the wicked, I am the nicki Minaj bad bitch” phase in life. They have zero brain most times and they only want to wear big polo and dance “mofejoko” on TikTok while collecting daily, weekly salary from you for giving you the privilege of dating the “queeen nicki Barbie”.

If you are bored of just empty sexxxx and want anything genuine and real, search for older women if they even have a kid out of wedlock even better. Those ones are very mature, understanding and down to earth most times. They have finished their “nicki Minaj bad bitch Barbie” phase and are genuinely humbled with their age and are ready if they see you’re hardworking and serious.

Those young ones are just starting life and have no real experience yet, they are extremely dramatic and attention seeking while having the mentality that the world revolves around their arse and boobs and they feel entitled to every mans attention and adoration.

If you’re young as a woman don’t even bother to like me please , because I will not only see you as a toddler I will even buy you cracker biscuits and Fanta to make you go play in the rain as the baby that you are.

Mature women don’t hide their feelings or play too much games, they go straight to the point.

Koporke:
We are not together brother. She's my ex, we broke up last year.

Assetinvestor:
Classified information claims that Atiku is behind the crises Tinubu have been facing since. Insiders within Atiku's camp are the ones exposing all the damning secrets about Tinubu for the world to see.

So far, they've been largely successful because Tinubu has been forced to go on perennial defense. Once it seems like Tinubu is about to survive one scandal, they will envelope him with another one. Today, instead of focusing on his campaign and so-called life ambition, Tinubu is now battling to save himself from going to jail.

One of the arrowheads in the Atiku camp churning out these scandals against Tinubu is Jackson Ude, the American based Nigerian. Dude has connections both in Nigeria and outside.

Unfortunately, those in the camp of Tinubu can't go on a counterattack against Atiku. Instead they keep attacking Obi and his supporters who are busy marketing their candidate. Propagandists on the side of Tinubu are doing a very poor job because Atiku is not much better than Tinubu yet nobody is talking about him!

Instead of allowing Atiku's camp to disgrace Tinubu while Atiku goes Scot free, they should turn this battle into a MAD situation!

Tinubu must not go down alone!!!

Koporke:
So after much talk yesterday night, she later agreed to go to the hospital with me today. I told her i will call her around 12pm today. Time reach na, i called mama, mama phone is conveniently switched off at that time as a werey when i be i don vo hospital go make enquiries, they told me the lab is open today na i match go her place. All of a sudden i received a call from her, i told her I'm at the front of her gate, she now told me she travelled, i come dey para say sheybi we had an arrangement. I turned and started leaving and she came outside and called me. Oya dress up let's go to the hospital, mama say i was being rude so she cannot follow me to the hospital again. Na i call her sister and told her everything that is going on. Na to lock up

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Miracleade88:
i short of words pls what should i do
click here to watch video where i caught her