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CelebritiesRe: Bolanle Ninalowo - “na Girl Wey Follow Us Climb Okada Go Follow Us Fly Jet by Rickmann: 4:14pm On Jun 17, 2022
GistReel:
Bolanle Ninalowo - “Na Girl Wey Follow Us Climb Okada Go Follow Us Fly Private Jet” (Photos)

https://trendytalker.com/bolanle-ninalowo-na-girl-wey-follow-us-climb-okada-go-follow-us-fly-private-jet-photos/
No be lie my bro..

Oya the floor is open

PhonesRe: Which Network Is The Most Cost-effective For Data In Nigeria? by Rickmann: 7:16am On Jun 17, 2022
FromZeroToHero:
*141# then select my area.
Thanks sir
RomanceRe: How Many Minutes Should The D!ck Stay Inside Her Puxxy Before Pulling Out? by Rickmann: 10:09pm On Jun 16, 2022
nickyj19:
Adult content, strictly for adults only.


After knacking, it’s not advisable to pull out your John
Thomas immediately. Leave it in there for a while, unless
she’s a sex worker on short time agreement.
A lot of guys pulls out immediately after ejaculation and it
doesn’t make sense. Though your woman may not tell you,
but they love it when you leave your tool inside their
workshop for some seconds or minutes.
Personally, I leave mine for at least 1 minute, depending on
the girl. If I don’t like her vibes, I’ll pull up after 5 seconds.
But if I love her energy, I’ll leave it in there for 1 minute.
How about you?


After Knacking, How Many Minutes Should The
D!ck Stay Inside Her Punna Before Pulling Out?
there's no place like home grin
PhonesRe: Which Network Is The Most Cost-effective For Data In Nigeria? by Rickmann: 10:03pm On Jun 16, 2022
FromZeroToHero:
I am enjoying my airtel 20GB for 3k monthly.
Pls what did u dial to get this?
PoliticsRe: Atiku Getting It Hot After He Dropped This On Tweeter by Rickmann: 12:32pm On Jun 16, 2022
harmargedon:
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All this sermon na just to come thief o
Oga, We can't be fooled anymore.
RomanceRe: The Crazy Thing You Discovered That Stopped You From Dating Her by Rickmann: 9:27am On Jun 16, 2022
ABANGWABOI:
Mr. Spender Isonu..
Personally I dey Fvck girls for free and I can boldly tell you that since almost two decades wey I start dey Fvck na only ones I dn carry girl to lash wey her pussy dey smell..
Smelly pussy no be about how much babe dey bill you or how much you dey spend or her so called maintenance level..
When I did my NYSC na that time I confirm say e get ordinary secondary School girls wey neat pass Uni girls sef..
Go figure..
No be lie, my bro.
RomanceRe: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by Rickmann: 9:23am On Jun 16, 2022
ifinger:
So it all started in my work place a yr ago ,met this lady we were in same department that brought us close . We exchange numbers,she told me she was married with 2kids I didn't think much of it.
As time went by we started chatting via messenger,it started from official stuff till we became intimate,on one occasion she told me she was always wet each time we chat, I asked about her hubby she told me he works in a neighbouring states but comes back occasionally.

Then I told her we could satisfy the urge if she wanted she was like no oh if we do it heaven would fall, this that , I just maintained my level as she was the one that told me how wet she was
Two months later she told me she wanted me in her lol,? I told her , I booked an hoetel. N a Friday invited her still not sure she would make it but to my surprise she came
Before I new what was next we were kisn fingarin her on the bed
Then a call rang it was her hubby who asked were she was this lady with my hand deep inside her honey pot said she was on her way to the market
We had good sez that day I gave her lots of tongue and gave her 10k too

2 weeks later I noticed she became so possessive ,I can't even chat or speak other co staff of the opposite sez in the office she wanted to know what we discussed, at some point I could not hold it any we had a fight she was like I will tell my husband I laughed and blocked her numbers made shore I deleted all our chat which had been on disappearing mode !
Now she is looking for a way so we could be friends I think she actually want to set me up so I have kept her at arms length! Yes how can u blame a guy for a fling that was mutual and u were even paid! Only to want to control who speak with! Guys be smart these hos ain't loyal
"I will tell my husband" grin grin
Pls what brand of idiot is that lady?

And as for you, OP, I hope this has been an eye-opener for you, stay away from office romance..it can ruin you.
PoliticsRe: Pic: Confirmed: What Peter Obi Cannot Lie About Does Not Exist...... by Rickmann: 12:09am On Jun 16, 2022
ryloy:
What Peter Obi cannot lie about does not exist......

https://twitter.com/O_ssai/status/1537015100766314497
Afrexim AGM meeting or understudying Egypt economic models, does it change anything...whats with all this bad belle people?

Does it change the fact that he will be our next president.. You people should try harder cos you've lost already.
CrimeRe: Alfa Sleeps With A Mad Woman, Collects Her Watery Pussy In Ibadan( Video) by Rickmann: 12:05am On Jun 16, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
https://www.facebook.com/100008275986872/posts/3003752456577258/?app=fbl

Lalasticlala Lalasticlala
If this isn't staged ,why couldn't the guy and lady capturing the footage shout or do something to scare the alfa away?
RomanceRe: Will You Love If Your Wife Dress This Way (pix) by Rickmann: 7:06pm On Jun 15, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
I know some ladys love wearing this,
as a guy if she was your wife will you like to see her dressing this way
Can't even go out with a casual female friend dressed that way.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Wife Cheating With Her So-called "Cousin" by Rickmann: 6:24pm On Jun 15, 2022
DearTiti:
My wife and I have been married for four years and we have a daughter although we lost a son about two years ago. I never one day suspected my wife of infidelity because she has given me no reason at all to suspect her all these years or to doubt her faithfulness.

But lately all her escapades in the past was exposed to me and my eyes are now open. When we lost our baby two years ago, a young man came to our house and she introduced him to me as a distant cousin who she had lost contact with for a long time and only just discovered that he comes to our town for business once in a while. I received him warmly and this guy stayed two days with us before he travelled back.

One day few weeks later a colleague of mine called me aside and told me about how he saw my wife at an event in a nearby town. He wondered why I did not accompany her because he saw another chap with her and their actions seemed to suggest that there was something goin on between them. The event was actually a Valentine’s day event meant for couples.

When I got home I confronted my wife with this info and she did not deny it and explained that it was her cousin she introduced me to before. Honestly I don’t remember she ever telling me she was going for such an occassion or that her cousin was in town or would be accompanying her.

Well, two weeks ago my wife informed me this same cousin of hers was visiting again and would spend only a day in town; but he would not be staying over at our house. At that time my senses were alert and somehow I don’t know what made me think like this probably because of the kind of job I do, I decided to monitor my wife’s movement that fateful day.

To cut a long story short I traced my wife and this cousin of hers to an uptown motel where I managed to gain access through the manager of the place to the room my wife and this cousin of hers paid for. When the door was opened after I knocked, I met this so-called cousin standing at the door with just a towel tied around his waist and my wife was lying on the bed half-covered in the sheets but I could see...Click Here to Read More

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Marriage has lost its essence already..
It's now just for procreation and dependency..

Damn shame!
RomanceRe: New Format Alert! Guys Checkout The Trap I Set To Catch My Proud Neighbour by Rickmann: 2:00pm On Jun 15, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
This girl in my compound is always forming tussh as if no man is fucking her. She will take Uber from the house and be staring at me like I'm a beggar where I usually buy my Odogwu bitters.

This girl thinks she is above me sha. Everyday dropping down from car or bike wearing skimpy clothes.

One day, I called her woos woos wobi she just eyed me, hissed and slammed her door. I no talk. Someone I'm trying to help o imagine.

Ordinary to come charge her phone at my crib so that I can tap current, she no fit come. Even to borrow indomie or matches, she never show. I don't know what she's feeling like.


Today I go meet my aboki fx guy to change my last card to dollar plus eyelash and makeup to attract her and strategically kept it near my door. This combination issa goal because she and fake eyelash na 5 & 6. Once she touches it, the basket go trap her. grin


Wish me well people. Today na today......
Guy, you too much.. grin

I've not laughed this hard in a while now grin
You just made my day grin
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Porn On Your Phone Before? (YOUR EXPERIENCE) by Rickmann: 1:56pm On Jun 15, 2022
Tallesty1:
A child of God like me? Even if you send me porn, home training won't let me download it.
You don minit grin
RomanceRe: Men,when Did You Realise Most Women Are Wicked ? by Rickmann: 1:40pm On Jun 15, 2022
fijiuba:
U are a good person for giving her that reply that you are broke. I'd have told her to her face that I'd rather burn the money Or dash it to a mad man ( albino mad man) than give it to her.


I noticed that women are what they are through my sister . Like she derives joy in me begging her even if it's for five naira but when she needs from me she cunningly comes and I give cos she's my sister . But when it got too much , I lock up .


If I become stingy tomorrow it's because of my personal experiences today especially with women.
And you know albino mad men are rare..
Damn nigga grin
RomanceRe: Men,when Did You Realise Most Women Are Wicked ? by Rickmann: 1:37pm On Jun 15, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Chai... this topic don make me remember OGECHI my love.. dat was 2012...


OGECHI love me no be small but waiting she hate, Na my WEED SMOKING!


So one day... As I come back from ASHAWOO house, I say make I go check were I hide my WEED..


I no see my WEED again, I nearly one run mad dat evening..



NaSo ogechi CAPRISUN me say, na she carry the WEED, say she don TROWEY the WEED for River...


I SWEAR DOWN


I nearly BLAST ogechi left leg wit my old KALA dat year..


If too say my niggaz no hold me, I for don DROP ogechi left leg for ground!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
This guy grin
RomanceRe: Men,when Did You Realise Most Women Are Wicked ? by Rickmann: 1:34pm On Jun 15, 2022
Flacko225:
I actually created this thread to tell my story, so here it goes.
So, before this ASUU strike wahala started there was this one girl that I thought was mine. From time to time, I'd share money that I had with her, if I had 5k I'd give her 2k and I continued like that until one very unfortunate week where I had gone broke and I needed about 200 naira to pay for a group assignment and I swear to god mehn I didn't have 200 naira, school sapa is the worst iykyk. Sha I asked this girl if she could help me with 200 naira, heck I even explained the whole situation to her told her that the assignment was worth 30 marks and if I lose those marks I'd just fail the course because it's one werey lecturer that teaches it. Trust me, nothing could have prepared me for her reply this girl looked me dead in the eye and said "I'd rather buy biscuits with that money instead of giving you". Omo I cried to my hostel that day nobody could console it was when I told my guys that they eventually gave me 500 naira to pay for the assignment. Since then I've been very stingy as hell, the girl still textse from to time telling me she's broke and everytime she does that I tell her I'm broke too. Once bitten, twice shy.
We are now the monsters they made us become..
I feel you, bro..

Most guys have their stories as well.
RomanceRe: Man Takes A Lady On A Date But Demands She Pays For 16k Order She Made (photos) by Rickmann: 1:25pm On Jun 15, 2022
Datboredberri:
Abeg... She messed up big time... Some men are really trying...

Imagine I like a guy... Take him out.. I order something light and he gets a meal worth 16k... Am I mad to pay? undecided

She wouldnt try this sh** with her father... Why a stranger?

He's response was perfect...
Are you for real?
Wow..someone truly feels our pain. grin
RomanceRe: He Asked Me To Pay For My Food After The Date by Rickmann: 1:09pm On Jun 15, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I feel ya.. he's a man for no reason..if you ain't comfortable then be real.. wink
I'm just been realistic ok..

Personally, I don't talk much neither do I have the resolve for such drama.. reason I must be equal to the task before I embark on such escapades.
RomanceRe: He Asked Me To Pay For My Food After The Date by Rickmann: 12:58pm On Jun 15, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The guy is shameless..how can you invite a lady over to a date and ask her to pay? grin
Pls if you ain't financially buoyant then don't bother asking her on a date.. it's a date and when she ordered all those stuff he could have told her he ain't comfortable or something.. asking her to pay is sick..

Most Nigeria boys ain't smart tho.. grin
They don't know what and what not to do..

As a man you should offer to pay for the date. The key to a good time is to pay for the date..expect nothing whatsoever in return from her and enjoy seeing her happy...It’s that simple...

On the other hand if the guy is low on money..he can find inexpensive places to take her...Go to a park...Go out walking...Getting to know someone doesn’t have to cost anything... undecided
And you think it's easy for every guy to say 'he isn't comfortable with her order'? She should have used her head, Cmon.. It's a date not an eating competition.. Hunger no go kill person daughter ,for this country IJN..thats why we all must vote Peter Obi grin
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Date Fat women above Size 6? by Rickmann: 12:47pm On Jun 15, 2022
PumpumPrince:

be honest please. am thinking of dumping one of my fat chick! angry
Well ,for me my preference has always been somewhere between fleshy, thick girls cos I'm on the slim side actually..
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Busted In Another Lie: Visiting Egypt For Business Not To Study System by Rickmann: 12:41pm On Jun 15, 2022
spearman:
Peter Obi is a great guy, probably the best candidate out there running for president in 2023. The problem Obi has is: Him Tu Lie.
This new episode has been christian-ed Egypt Gate.
Whether understudy or overstudy, fact is he is in Egypt..He isn't yet president but losers won't still let him be.
RomanceRe: I Found Love On Nairaland!!!!! by Rickmann: 9:39am On Jun 15, 2022
EmiDon11:
Good morning everyone.
There is a particular girl in this forum that i found myself falling for.
Her name is jeon,
I so much luv that girl, her name, her mature reply to posts and everything about her.
And i am informing everybody that i will not tolerate any insult on that lady.
If u want to live long, dont insult her.
And for jeon my luv, i love you with the deepest part of my heart.
Just accept me as you crush and i will fight for you anywhere.
I can sacrifice my life for you.
You are my one and only.
You are even worse than a simp grin
RomanceRe: Imagine Ladies Wearing Their Body Counts On Their Forehead by Rickmann: 9:07am On Jun 15, 2022
FatherBona:
Let invent glasses men could wear to detect a lady’s body count by looking at them grin
Seconded o
These girls don scam us tire.
RomanceRe: Despite The Heavy Beatings My Neighbor Girlfriend Refuse To Park out by Rickmann: 8:42am On Jun 15, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Keep mute..you could have lied a lil bit but you chose to blow the whole thing off...
This never happened..
You sound like it's impossible..
But this isn't far fetched, my dear
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And Her Male Friends by Rickmann: 8:37am On Jun 15, 2022
Carcholce:
How would you like your breakfast to be served?

Warm or hot?

RomanceRe: Does The Clitoris Get Bigger & Does Size Really Matter For Women Pleasure? (Pix) by Rickmann: 11:40pm On Jun 14, 2022
beylinko02:
watch as the vaseline crew rush in to see the Clitoris.
By the the way, this is a very Insightful piece of Information.
I bet you, only a few women know much about that thing in between their VEEJAY.
All they know is 'put it inside'
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Drops Out Of London University To Open Roadside ‘mama Put’, by Rickmann: 11:35pm On Jun 14, 2022
Wilson500:
I hope you didn't go to university
so that you can prove your point to us
because if you did you are a hypocrite even to yourself undecided
Oga face reality and leave motivational talk.
HealthRe: Left Leg Of This Lady Is Way Bigger Than Her Right Leg, People Mock Her (photos) by Rickmann: 10:17pm On Jun 14, 2022
Stallionhorse:
But can't it be fixed medically??
Of course it can..
PoliticsRe: Visionlessness: Peter Obi Goes To Egypt To Study Their System by Rickmann: 10:07pm On Jun 14, 2022
Vladigor:
So he is still learning and yet want to rule a complex country like nigeria?
The highest office in the land doesnt need learners.
We need experienced men and women.
That he went to Egypt doesn't mean he is a learner..or is it because the media carried it?
He is vastly experienced and we all know it.

What has all ur experienced obj, Buhari, Goodluck done to salvage this country?

Peter Obi alone knows why he is in Egypt.
Like I said, "even top world leaders aren't tired of learning".
PoliticsRe: Why I Prefer Atiku To Peter Obi ― Reno Omokri by Rickmann: 9:16pm On Jun 14, 2022
kidap:
Former aid to Goodluck Jonathan, and human rights activist Reno Omokri has given reasons why he prefers the candidate of Peoples Democratic Party, Atiku Abubakar to Labour Party’s Presidential Candidate, Peter Obi.

Reno made this known via his Instagram page while replying to a fan who accused him of not liking Peter Obi.

He replied, “Who told you I don’t support Peter Obi? Please ask him how he became HE Atiku’s vice in 2019. He is straightforward. He will not lie. I support Peter. I believe he will make an excellent President. I have always maintained that and never wavered. However, I prefer Atiku to him. I wish he stayed in our party. He would have been the VP nominee.


“As per Peter being a bigot, that is very false. That was an APC propaganda used against him in 2019. Peter’s wife is not even Igbo. He married her at a time when it was almost inconceivable for an Igbo man to marry outside his ethnic group. That alone proves he is not an ethnic bigot. He even resonates with some Northern Muslims, because he is not a bigot.


Revealing his only issue with Peter Obi, Reno said “My only issue with Peter is that I prefer Atiku to him. If this election was like a JAMB form, where you pick your first, second and third choice. Atiku would be my first and second choices. Peter would be my third choice!”

Reno was also accused of wanting favours from Atiku by a follower if he eventually becomes the number one citizen.


Dismissing the accusation, Reno replied, “Let’s consider some facts. Peter Obi was cheated out of his Governorship by irregular impeachment. He went to court. He lost in the lower courts and then appealed to the Court of Appeals. The man who restored his mandate to him at the Appeals Court on March 15, 2006, was Justice Jean Omokri, my father! God used my father to return Peter Obi to office. Peter Obi knows me to my house. I know him to his house.

“We meet in London, in America and Dubai. If anybody will give me a post, it will be Peter.

“But that is not how I operate. You guys are so rigid and believe that if anybody is not supporting Peter, they have collected money.

“I support Atiku because he is a job creator. He founded Intels in 1988. Before he became Vice President in 1999, Intels was the biggest port logistic firm in Africa and was worth close to a billion dollars. Please research it. Through that company and other companies in his Priam group, Atiku employs more people than many state governments.


“Nigeria needs jobs for our youths to end unemployment, without which we can’t end insecurity. And I believe Atiku is better placed than Peter Obi to achieve that. That is my choice. Please respect it without accusing me of collecting money or seeking appointments.

“Be careful the types of things you, his supporters, say. Peter respects me and will never use the type of derogatory words you just used on me to describe me. You may mean well, but many times you alienate Peter from people who can help him. Thank you and may God bless you.


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/why-i-prefer-atiku-to-peter-obi-%E2%80%95-reno-omokri/
You are outside the country and not feeling the heat, why won't you be thinking like an idiot.
PoliticsRe: Visionlessness: Peter Obi Goes To Egypt To Study Their System by Rickmann: 8:43pm On Jun 14, 2022
Vladigor:
Yes, because he is not a visionary leader.
Nigerian youths, dont be deceived.

A visionary leader is an orderly man. He knows what is suppose to be done, a confused man is one who travels all over looking for a system to copy.

I made that last post as a wake up call not criticism, As it stands at this very moment Peter Obi can not rule Nigeria, he simply cannot. We need some with experience, otherwise we will be setting ourselves up for another version of GEJ.

No one ever imagined President Buhari's regime will end like this, but pre-election 2015 we all thought things would change but here we are...

Now again Pre-election 2023, there is a lot of talk about Peter Obi, his beautuful wife, his awesome credentials, his past accomplishments, etc
But once he gets what he wants it becomes business as usual.
I can guarantee you all with 100% certainty that if Peter Obi become president, you will buy fuel @600/litre. We can all agree on that so there will be more hardship under a Peter Obi Presidency. That one is settled!
You know it and i know it so lets not waste time sugarcoating.

Boko Haram will wreck more havoc as IPOB has done under Buhari, it will be a repeat of GEJ Era when Abuja was being bombed regularly.

Anyways, what amazes me about Peter Obi's recent travels to study "systems" is that he thinks what works in Islamic Egypt will work in Nigeria.

That says alot about the quality of Youths in Nigeria.
Education is a continuous process, you dumb head..even the top world leaders are still learning and seeking ways to make things better.

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