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FoodRe: 22 Persons Dead In Rivers After Drinking Local Gin, Eating Dog Meat by ricsman(m): 9:56pm On Jun 03, 2015
apart from rittyben u commentors are ranting.

you people believe it was d dog they ate or d gin they drank that killed them.... no.

something most be involve.

guess they've being eating n drinking same bf that day.

death must come but nobody knows how n when

anything can kill a man.

hope u still remember that soldier that survived the war but was killed by a mare slap from his wife ....lol
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Wike's Probe, A Witch Hunt, Images Of Vandalized Govt House, A Fraud by ricsman(m):
we know ...


probing is good for fighting corruption


last minutes looting is allowed if its ur pet that is succeeding u..


no fear


if U believe Ameachi did all that then u are Tan/PDP
if u don't believe Ameachi did all that then you are an APC

if u believe it was done by workers who believe Wike may not need them then you are neutral thinker.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's N2.1 Billion Asokoro Mansion, Abuja - Breaking Times by ricsman(m): 6:27pm On Jun 03, 2015
does that mean he has three houses and not two?

if yes. does it mean that TAN didn't see d third house during campaign?

if no. then its too early for ds rubbish
Christianity EtcRe: Queen Of England Invites Pastor J.T.Bandele To Special Event At Her Palace (Pic) by ricsman(m): 5:12pm On Jun 03, 2015
if nobody in NL knows this Rev. j. then he isn't from Nigeria.
na oyibo man.
from Nigeria to Europe
first black Church there
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Buhari’s 15 Advisers by ricsman(m): 1:40pm On Jun 03, 2015
guess its part of the bills passed in 10minutes
PoliticsRe: Meet The Next Efcc Chairman: Buhari Is Child's Play Compared To This Man by ricsman(m): 1:36pm On Jun 03, 2015
really


not
PoliticsRe: Early Signs Of Buhari Administration Discouraging-The Cable by ricsman(m): 5:41pm On Jun 02, 2015
I hear
PoliticsRe: Forces President Buhari Must Fight To Fix Electricity – Chinedu Nebo by ricsman(m): 10:20am On Jun 02, 2015
hmmm
see who is talking!
what was he doing all through his tenure?
guess he was handcuffed.
anyway PMB will do the needful
cheers Nigeria
Jokes EtcSilly Questions People Do Ask by ricsman(op): 10:49pm On Jun 01, 2015
20 stupid questions people ask...
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na
twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me,
O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am
'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...
4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you
sabi dance?'
No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*.
5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask
you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream..
6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her
"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for
Olx...
7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return
back to town one boy ask me "are u back"
" No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol
8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She
ask, my pickin you don wakehuh?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my
phone?
No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol...
10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am
say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*
11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to
drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new gateman...
12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me
"Guy na film u dey watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me "guy
na you be that?"
no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been
young. *Lmfao*
14. A game freak was passionately tapping his
PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play
game?"
Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice
how 2 press Leg.
15. I mistakely cut my thumb wit razor n my frnd
asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say "my
blood too much, I wan reduce am small..." IDIOT!
16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him
come ask me, "Na me u dey talk tohuh"
I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our great
grand parents.
17. I plug my fone charger for socket one IDIOT
asked me u wan charge ur phonehuh?
I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind! ode...
18. I was watching football nd a friend came and
said "guy u dey watch ballhuh"
No ohhh, I won pay their salary...
19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me,
O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with
thread....
20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask "una
on Gen"huh?
No ohhhh , na Gen on us.
PoliticsRe: Former Governor Nyako Of Adamawa In EFCC Custody by ricsman(m): 8:06pm On Jun 01, 2015
icedbreez:
Don't talk what you don't know, I am a Bayelsan, resident in Bayelsa State. Sylva stole this state blind.....nothing to show in 5yrs except billboards and today he is a free man because of "Change" now I read that Buhari wife's Catier wrist watch on inauguration day costs 10.4Million Naira, £35,000. I just hope we have not entered One Chance with this APC people. Idiagbon nor dey dis time around to bite when Buhari barks.
I know who u are so back off. if it was not a witch hurt why was other officials accused along side freed leaving him alone.
PoliticsRe: Former Governor Nyako Of Adamawa In EFCC Custody by ricsman(m): 7:49pm On Jun 01, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
He'll be released very soon. Just like Timpre Sylvia. BuhariOneChance
only if he is innocent
which I doubt he is.
Sylvia case was a witch hurt n nothing between. now that the hunter is gone, d prey should be free.
PoliticsRe: Former Governor Nyako Of Adamawa In EFCC Custody by ricsman(m): 7:46pm On Jun 01, 2015
after running!
no matter how long immunity may last, justice most prevail.
PoliticsRe: PDP Must Use Propaganda, Blackmail As Opposition” – House Speaker, Ihedioha by ricsman(m): 7:44pm On Jun 01, 2015
I also believe the governor of Rivers state. has started him own. Ameachi stealing all movable things from the government house. lollolollolol
PoliticsRe: Corruption Case Against Sylva Withdrawn (ex-bayelsa Governor) by ricsman(m): 6:56pm On Jun 01, 2015
this man must be a minister
PoliticsRe: Wike Shows Rivers Leaders The ''looted'' Government House Facilities (photos) by ricsman(m): 6:51pm On Jun 01, 2015
Demdem:
Wike is just being silly. He is currently the governor. If he is so sure of his allegations, let him petition his security agents and ask the state lawyers to get to work in prosecuting Amaechi for theft.
It's also possible that wikes thug probably did the looting as soon as Amaechi left knowing fully well that wike will replace them and pin it down on amaechi.

Wike is just being mischievous. This is the only way the PDP roll. they prefer to go to AIT to tell the whole world that Tinubu is a thief when all they could have done was to prosecute him. Wike is threading the same path. A very foolish path. Only fools will fall for such.
well spoken.....
what does d personality of Ameachi do with carpet TV kitchen utensils, official property of s state government, security doors etc as governor Wike want the world to believe.
politics of propaganda isn't finished on Rivers. wait more.
PoliticsGov. Sani Bello Appoints New SSG, Others by ricsman(op): 2:12pm On Jun 01, 2015
By Wole Mosadomi
Minna- Niger state Governor, Malam Abubakar Sani
Bello, has appointed Alhaji Shehu Umar Danyaya, a
retired Civil Servant, as Secretary to the State
Government (SSG.)
Others appointed are Mikhail Al-Amin Bmitosahi, a
former member of the House of Representatives as
Chief of Staff while Dr. Ibraheem Dooba, a teacher
and a columnist with the Daily Trust was also
appointed as the Chief Press Secretary and Haruna
Mamman Vatsa as the Director of Protocol and
Yusuf Waili as the senior special assistant,
timekeeping and schedule.
These appointments are with immediate effect.
The new SSG has spent many years in the public
sector both in Niger State and Abuja; while the new
chief of staff was the Campaign Director General
(DG) for Governor Abubakar Sani Bello. Dr.
Ibraheem Dooba on the other hand worked as a
member of the media team during the campaign. He
has a Ph.D. in Information Technology and attended
courses at Harvard University, London School of
Journalism and some universities in Malaysia.
PoliticsAkwa Ibom Govt Announces Appointment Of SSG, Chief Press Secretary by ricsman(op): 2:04pm On Jun 01, 2015
Uyo – Akwa Ibom Gov., Mr Udom Emmanuel, has
announced the appointment of the immediate-past
Chief of Staff, Government House, Mr Etekamba
Umoren, as the Secretary to State Government
(SSG).
This is contained in a statement issued in Uyo on
Monday, signed by the Governor’s Senior Special
Assistant (Media) and Chief Press Secretary, Mr
Ekerete Udoh.
Udoh’s appointment as the new spokesperson for
the Governor was part of the statement.
The statement disclosed that Umoren, who is a
retired Permanent Secretary in the state, is a
graduate of the University of Benin and a Knight of
the Methodist Church.
The Chief Press Secretary holds a Master of Arts
Degree in Political Science from Brooklyn College of
the City University of New York, besides his first
degree in Politics and Journalism.
He has spent over 28 years in journalism, during
which he served as a columnist in Sunday Concord
and ThisDay Newspapers, as well as an Editor of
Hints Magazine.
The state Auditor-General for Local Government,
Mr Bassey Umoh, was also announced as the new
Permanent Secretary, Governor’s Office, the
statement said.
Other appointees are: Mr Edmond Uffang as
Protocol Chief, Pastor Daniel Akwatang as Special
Assistant on Religious Affairs and Mr Aniekpeno
Mkpanang as Permanent Secretary, Special
Services Department.
The statement explained that the governor, who was
a seasoned banker before venturing into politics on
the platform of the PDP, is now chairman, of the
state’s Finance and General Purposes Committee.
(NAN)
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Formally Takes Over Villa Chapel by ricsman(m):
pls let this not get to front page
e-rats are commenting rubbish
finally its here!
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Enter Govt House Until September –wike by ricsman(m): 9:31am On Jun 01, 2015
k
PoliticsRe: Wike: Amaechi Cannibalized Govt House, Stole Even Carpets, Curtains by ricsman(m): 9:30am On Jun 01, 2015
and you believed it?
PoliticsWhy Buhari Has Not Moved To Aso Rock —aide by ricsman(op): 6:55am On Jun 01, 2015
the head of President Muhammadu Buhari’s media
team, Garba Shehu, on Sunday said Buhari had yet
to move to the Presidential Villa, Abuja because his
official residence was not ready for habitation.
Shehu, in an exclusive interview with our
correspondent said workers were currently
cleaning and refurbishing the President’s official
residence.
He said Buhari would not move in until that
exercise was completed.
Shehu said, “As far as the President is concerned,
the place (his official residence) is not ready yet.
“Workers are cleaning and refurbishing the place.
“Once the exercise is completed, the President will
move in.”
When asked to be specific on how soon Buhari
would move in, Shehu said he believed it would not
take time.
Meanwhile, personnel of the Presidential Villa,
Abuja, especially security operatives are currently
at a crossroads on the direction their work will
take this week.
The PUNCH’s investigation on Sunday revealed
that their dilemma was based on the failure of
President Buhari to relocate to the State House and
his failure to appoint key aides, three days after
his inauguration.
A Presidency official who spoke with our
correspondent on the condition of anonymity said
they were not yet sure of the President’s schedule
and itinerary for the week.
This, he said, was because Buhari had yet to
appoint a Chief of Staff whose responsibility it is to
arrange the President’s day-to-day activities.
He said, “As we are talking now, we do not know
his (the President’s) activities for tomorrow
(today). We cannot plan for his activities. We do
not know which groups he will be meeting or how
many people he will be meeting.
“It is when we have an idea of those who he will be
meeting that we can schedule them regarding
allocation of time and venue.
“These would have been easier for us if a Chief of
Staff is in place.”
A security source also said the situation was
affecting the security department.
He said because they were not carried along, the
inauguration gala night held inside the old Banquet
Hall of the Presidential Villa on Friday nearly
flopped as people kept trooping in.
He however expressed the hope that by the time
Buhari’s Chief Security Officer meets with them on
Monday (today), there would be a clear direction
on their activities.
“For now, we are waiting for the two big men
(President and Vice President) to move into the
Villa so that we can do our jobs. For now, we are
only securing the seat of power without the men of
power,” he declared.
Copyright PUNCH
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go to Church? by ricsman(m): 1:46pm On May 31, 2015
BlissB:
Only few pple go 2 church to seek n worship God in truth....i mean only 2percent out of a 100......d oda 98 r just there 2 warm benches n chairs,showcase their wears,cars n moni.....inshort 2 fulfil al righteousness of leaving d house on sun
so, were you in church today? if yes then I guess u are among the 2%
cheers
happy Sunday
PoliticsRe: Meet World's Poorest President Who Drives A Volkswagen Beetle by ricsman(m): 10:20pm On May 30, 2015
his legacy


but I for like see the man inside d car. to ascertain how he dey as him big like dat


its had to believe shay

that can be an official car of a rich country like Uruguay


that man no poor jo
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Is This The Most Beautiful Governor's Wife In Nigeria? by ricsman(m): 9:39pm On May 30, 2015
show us other first ladies for better analysis. how do I know when I've not seen others. my the way here is my first Lady

PoliticsRe: Buhari And Osinbajo Declare Their Assets by ricsman(m): 7:28pm On May 30, 2015
what are they declaring if the people can't see it.
media people do your work so PMB hears it and demand it publication.
PoliticsRe: APC Have Created A New Nigeria Out Of LIES by ricsman(m): 12:30pm On May 30, 2015
ok
RomanceRe: After Introduction, Whose Responsibility Is It To Pay A Girl's School Fee? by ricsman(m): 11:55am On May 30, 2015
BlissB:
Just introduction??...its stil d parents responsibility but u cn still give her money like u use 2
I didn't hear from u again
RomanceRe: After Introduction, Whose Responsibility Is It To Pay A Girl's School Fee? by ricsman(m): 11:54am On May 30, 2015
[quote author=BlissB post=34233935]Just introduction??...its stil d parents responsibility but u cn still give her money like u use 2[/quote
Lol. sure!
I didn't hear from u again
PoliticsRe: Eziachi Writes: Buhari, Nigerian First Leader? by ricsman(m): 10:36pm On May 29, 2015
the truth remains that leaders have been imposed on Nigeria since time immemorial. even when we seems to have voted them, how did they emerged?-
PoliticsRe: Eziachi Writes: Buhari, Nigerian First Leader? by ricsman(m): 10:29pm On May 29, 2015
fact
PoliticsRe: Policeman Beat Up Protesters In PDP Secretariat Over N360m Debt by ricsman(m): 7:58pm On May 28, 2015
zonax:
Wow! First to comment after all these while.
Surely a sign of good things to come and an affirmation that the Buhari administration will favour me and am making it this year!
Yaay!
Dedicate this feat to my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. My family and to all Nairalanders.
FTC without reasonable comment on the topic is useless. FTC enable people read ur comment first
so make it good
PoliticsRe: What Plans Are You Putting In Place To Witness Tomorrow's Inaguration? by ricsman(m): 2:01pm On May 28, 2015
servicing my gen for uninterrupted power supply

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