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lawanifumila:
Each Time I See A Beautiful Woman Without Husband. I Realized That Men Are Not After Beauty Again, But A Good Character.

That's true.. l used to think that it is the beautiful ones that get married quickly before but now l know marriage is far beyond that.

Karnice600:


I went for a night parry, back in Uni at a Friend's . His house was quite large and spacious with rooms. The celebrant's family house to be precise. The parents were out of the country to visit his eldest brother in the US, whose wife just put to birth.
I had a quarrel with my girl at the party and told the whole house I couldn't stay under the same roof with her. Despite pleas, I left the house to feed my stupid ego and went to a carpenter's house down the street. The guy was a guy who related with me quite well irrespective of 'educational differences'. I called him on the phone and he opened the door for me.
The whole environment been get light, na only this guy no come get light.
The guy house come hot pass furnace, since a large part of his room was usually exposed to direct sunlight during the day and he usually had less ventilation too.
The guy had a huge bed and his floor was covered with rug. Me wey dey sweat like kilode. I weighed the options and slept on the rug. I tried ignoring being soaked from my sweat but sleep left me completely when, after my body begin itch me for different parts, I switch on torch for my phone to discover clusters of bed bugs around me. Creepy feeling.
I got a plastic chair and sat outdoors, watching the stars and using my shirt to wade of quitoes. I pass the night like say I be vigilante. Recalling that experience gives me an itchy feel I can't explain.

Exactly the same way l slept in a friend's house over night .. in the middle of the night all my body started itching me n l thought it was mosquito n when l couldn't take it again l stood up to on the light and lo n behold l saw the most magnificent bugs l've never seen before.While my friend was snoring away.l couldn't sleep over night..Na so l do vigil cos of bed bugs o.if you see all my body the next day..ha! na catastrophe..I hated my self for days bf my body smooth back..l never went back to that house again.

habsydiamond:
Does her dying means the guy will not date another girl... some people sha... why do u have to let a break up end ur life... a disappointment ought to have a positive impact in one's life and not the other way round.

Most of the success l have recorded in my life has been as a result of dissapointment, hatred,betrayal, frustration et al... These have helped me to use my brain,my energy, leave my comfort zone and use the God given wisdom given to me.Only if she knew how to turn the dissapointment to a good situation .

Badabada:
So wetin dis one go tell baba God now

... That death dey hungry am.

advanceDNA:


It always looks weird to u when the tables have turned..... when a man says he doesnt want a parasitic woman in his life....u women will call him broke, immature, and all manner of names........

U women actually know the right thing.... but when u are on the collecting end...u see nothing wrong with it

In as much that l'm a woman...l like this analysis...No one must be a parasite on another.lt must be a symbiotic relationship.Nevetheless it is not too good for either a lady or a man not to go to school, have a business or learn a skill before getting married..The end result is mostly a catastrophe .

It has nerve been this worse.May another Buhari never happen to this country again IJN AMEN.

Alphamale101:
Nah to begin fast and pray make madam get belleh ooo

Abi o

MarketDispatch:


Used to date a lady that moaned loudly back in the days. During sex she will be moaning loudly and I will be shouting shh shh shh shhhh.

I had to stop saying shhhh shhhh shh when she asked me during one of her moans if I was owing the Landlord.

You people no go kill me for nairaland.

Bintabisiriyu:
When ever they start fu,cking just go and bang on their door and yell, "oga let me hear word na una too dey shout"

You wan use laughter kill me..

Some yrs back l had something similar to this.. infact terrible than this that l can't go out during the day without being embarrassed...Thank God say l don marry that time....
I went to a teaching hospital..UCH to be precise n started attending a skin clinic.The medications worked actually but it keeps coming back.Not untill l met an angel that told me to buy a small cream of ..then it was 50 naira .. after l don spent fortune.
Na..50 naira authentic herbal cream did the magic o.uptill now l no hear am again.

atdscentofwater:
Oh my God
Dear human, whatever you going through, just know that "This too shall pass"

It shall surely pass.l have been there before as an undergraduate.. What the devil always whisper to my ears is to run into an uncoming vehicle..but thanks to my maker who delivered me .
Between ,as if the certificate is a sure banker to secure a job..Lt is not how far but how well.
May God rest his soul and deliver other people with this thought..It shall surely pass.Though time never last.....it is well.

What kind of stupid friendship relationship is he having with a drug addict...May God give him sense next time if he have the opportunity to come to this world again...Drug addicts are very unstable ..u can never predict their actions.

"Ole gbe ,ole gba"Thief carry am...thief snatched am.See the lady's eye lashes like eagle wings.What a life!

azikiweironsi:
On this, I support the governor. In as much as I like Oyetola, I think promoting about 30 directors to position of Permanent Secretaries on the eve of his departure is very distateful. Over bloating the size of civil servants payroll immediately after losing the election is not only barbaric but to cause confusion and setting traps to the incoming government. Politics apart, why doing all these when Oyetola had ample time in four years to employ but rushed to do these in order to unsettle the incoming government.
On this Oyetola,in my opinion you are wrong on this. It is not fair politics apart.

Yes it is not fair.He just wanted to cause chaos for the incoming governor.Baba don dodge his head from stone.Baba ti "yeri foko."

faithfull18:
If you marry the right one who truly understands what marriage is about, truly loves God and keeps his commands, doesn't cheat or sleep around, is 100% honest and transparent about everything, is diligent and you both can work together to achieve common goals, you will enjoy heaven on earth

To marry the person that has the fear of God is very essential cos there are times that it'will be the word of God that will keep them going.Other things might not matter again.

Moreover it keeps couple away from a lot of distractions like: adultery,night crawling,unforgiveness, fight,hatred,malice and so many others.When couples have God as the author in their marriage then they have a good will.Though marriage is not a bed of roses o...but they will be able to conquer most things that comes their ways .

A man or a woman must standup for something and it will be the driving force of a marriage and what or who we stand for goes a long way to determine the type of marriage we'll build.

meobizy:
That man lived a hard life. The average forty-five year old today looks a lot fresher.

I dey wonder too if the man is 45.He looked like one 60 something person.l wonder the miracle a carpenter can perform in a school...When it's not a show room.Na by force to collect ur wife's property?Na sorry be ur case now.

[quote author=olatade post=118589864]Where were her parents, friends and relatives during this time of imprisonment? This is too barbaric![/quo



I wonder too where her people were.
Na only eyes remain for her body.. other parts don melt.

How many of his children work on the farm before they eat?A good leader leads by example.

Part 11....... loading @the loo.

Upon all the things we are facing in this country na to dey change naira note be the next thing...This country won't stop amazing me.

Grasshopper.,.,the big brown one.When l was in primary school ...na so l catch am for school bring home and as my grandmother sighted it like this..she just roasted it for me make l chop..it was sweet anyway but,l no fit chop something like that again.

FalseProphet1:
I've eaten toad. It was raining that night and some of my friends caught it, killed it and prepared it. I ate one of the legs and it was so delicious. I'm hoping to eat more soon.

This I have seen

Prophet you didn't see anything on this one o...cos you've eaten it already.

PlayMaker14:
I wonder why most of our christian sisters in the North are either dumb or hypnotized...

You did not see your christian brother to date, rather, you went to date one foolish Mai Ruwà who have 7 children and no means of livelihood. Now, see what he has done to you.


Please, to those corpers and christian sisters dating these people, make una use una sense oh.

A word for the wise is enough.

Just imagine... Making love with a father of seven in an uncompleted building..May God give some girls sense.

yesterday my gas finished suddenly n l told my boy to quickly buy a bottle of kerosene so l can finish up l gave him #500 that he should buy one or if he could buy two bottles.
He only came back with half bottle n #100 change.l can never imagine kerosene is#800 per bottle.lnfact, l'm still in shock uptill now...

ibechris:
I think we are both married and I equally have three children like u.
Two girls and a boy. But to be honest with u,I am done with child birth. I respect my wife's opinion on that and we have agreed to stop birthing more.

On the issue of family planning and its numerous side effects on women,I told my wife,I will not subscribe to it because of its effect and because,I would not tolerate such a thing on my body,therefore I will not allow such a thing in her body also.

Now,what we both do is a careful withdrawal method,no long story. No condom, no wahala.

Being pregnant is not easy and I can tell u,in all honesty, that,I respect women alot. Any time my wife was pregnant,I don't usually sleep nor rest because of her kind of job.

In summary,respect her opinion and work along with whatever she proposes because of the economy,her health and other important factors relating to pregnancy and its conditions. Remember say,plenty pikin no mean plenty wealth.

Your opinion about this is one in a million.You are such a person worthy of emulation.Most men don't know this and they don't want to know it.They felt it is the cross of a woman to do family planning even when she is having negative effects that she can't explain to anyone.I have been there l know how/ what l felt with the different methods l have tried.At a point in time l want lean...l menstruate like 8days with heavy flow in a month... another type l was very fat with big tommy dt people were asking me if l was preggy...Another type l was just feeling pains in my two boobs.. When l can't take it anymore l insisted on condom for my hubby or he should go n do family planning too but he opted out of the two.

I felt terribly bad when he imposed it on me as if l'm the only one who is involved in this thing.lnfact to be frank most men sell fish LOL when it comes to this.Yes ,they also can do family planning now...Abi na breast Dem dey take do am ni? When you say oya use condom .. they will say me l should use rubber when l paid ur bride price.All the same l think men should be considerate too by agreeing with their wifes on any resolution.lf you see my tommy uptill today u go think say l'm 6 months preggy which l don't like at all..l've tried to work on it o but scar can never be like normal flesh...My brother na man you be o.

FalseProphet1:

Ogini zi...I am asking based on the prophecy I received concerning her last night.

Abi o...baba don get another calling.LOL

Gospel2Day:


It is not love, it is madness.
It is also disobedience to parents.
If only she had respected the warnings and disapproval of her parents, she would not have died so untimely.
The error on the part of her parents was not monitoring her strictly enough to prevent communication with the guy, when she was taken to Abuja.
She should not have had access to neither phone nor social media.
There's a young girl around here too who disobeyed her parents, ran away to stay with a guy and eventually died under suspicious circumstances, after giving birth.
Any love that makes you drop out of school to be running after a guy is madness.
Love is not a disease that cannot be cured, if one contracts it.

"She dropped out of school @18 to be running after a man"No be juju be that!

seanwilliam:
750,650
Fortunate bread

I like their chocolate bread but it's 800 for my side in IB.

fennels007 post=11
7203001:
What did I just read?

I felt l didn't see what was written clearly too.l had to scroll back.Wonders shall never end.

Nazgul:
A whole CMD still killing people for rituals, many doctors pay huge sums of money just to get to that position, and this one got there and is still doing rituals. Honestly something is wrong with the black man.

Honestly...even if God answered our prayers about our plight in this country...What about the mentality of many black men...Our mentality also needed to change about so many things..RIP to the dead.

You they whyne me ?