₦airaland Forum

U got eyes for details bro!
I guess it's some sort of 'Freudian Slip'.

CACAWA:
[size=18pt]hmm...pls...who owns that female handbag behind his excellency?[/size]
I hope it is not what I am thinking sha.

A clear case of cowed character!

On the assumption that this is real, U have to chose between our future husband cum faithfulness and unspoken commitment to your 'ex'. If your family did not advice you right I guess no other can.

Jcob:
Good samaritan Ogunbodede! You can lie !!!! How would you pick up a lady around 10pm just to help ?

Very possible my dear. I picked up one at about 10:45pm about three bustops to my junction beccause I thought she might be stranded and she looked like a mother and someone responsible at a glance. It however turned out different when she tried soliciting me asking such funny questions as 'where are we hurrying to, reduce the speed pls'. I got the msg and dropped her at the next b/stop. You can never be too careful bro.

okenwa:
His bank can provide details of his next of kin or relatives

Sure bet on bank details but if that proved unproductive as well, the man probably wanted it that way; to just fade out. In that case respect his wish and let him be.

I though you would show us a copy of her marriage certificate?

Peter - Pualiiiizo which kain craze squeeze ur face come my bunk like this?

Paul - Perostic warn urself oo abi that your Papa craze never cure? Abeg I need 2k now now now.

Peter- Yawa abi? No wonder ur face blike wetin trailer jam. Make I go see weda mumsy fit raise us?

Dont ever mix business with pleasure

She was never yours and you should be glad she let you in on it on time. Life is a teacher, I guess you just learnt one of its lesson.

On point! Besides, the store is as safe as its weakest part. Must the thieves come in via the Padlock?

Tonydeeb:
All of this is enough to arouse suspicion.

Thugnificent:
RIP

To you, the cup is always half-empty even when it is half-full. Manifest cynic.

'Intelligence' report indicates that the perpetrators are not Northern Nigerian Muslims but 'religionists' from Lybya.

lilzcee:
I must born three children before using my manhood for rituals, if i no get talent atleast my manhood will provide millions of dollars

Few years after ur 'dollars' start, you may have to service the ritual with your 'three children' since your entire manhood; functionality and products, are required for the ritual.

Real men don't mix biz with pleasure. Better learn or leave.

[color=#000000][/color][color=#990000][/color]'INDEFINATE, Strike. See what this 'change' has caused? Even government agencies cannot spell correctly anymore.

He was never and will never be a Pastor!

TRANSLATION - Wish I was married.

omoigbomina:
you are mixing different things together.The Oonis visit to those places you listed are for greater yoruba unity and reconciliation which it is only an elder that can do that.It is elders that reconcile and settle differences of such magnitude that can tear apart a tribe.

The way Omo N' Oba visited the Ooni back then abi?

omoigbomina:
and it is the junior that visits the senior.

NATY AMPLIFIED

Ooni of Ife visited Oyo, Ogun etc. Does that make the Ooni their junior?

Fulani Herdsmen with AK 47 assault rifle confirmed by this laudable military operation. I guess the 'governors' will want to tell us different.

nyabingi:
this is really true, there is a kind of militia recruitment currently going on in the SE through the age grade system, a lot of Igbo traders who lost shops during the Lagos markets demolition are actually taking the opportunity as they are also sponsored by big politicians and business men across the Niger, OMAtA another group in Onitsha have been regrouping since the ENUGU massacre!

SHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! SNITCH! STOOLIE! SQUEALER

kuuljay:
There is a difference between a man carrying an AK 47 and a man with a pomp Action and machete

If its what it gonna take they will get GMPG to get the job done.
The blame goes to the government; who having failed to uphold her end of the foremost underpinnings of our Social Contract, leaves the men no alternative than to protect themselves.

Kingkamal:
Osama is still alive... Dont get decieve by USA. Osama is a CIA member.. Bin laden family and bush family are allies this is just a common sense war against muslims. They declare Osama dead because they want approval to enter libya.

NOPE ALL THE WAY! OSAMA IS GONE
FACT
A.
1. The Bin Ladin Family have/are business partners of Bush family
2. The Bin Ladin & Bush family biz specifically intertwines in the company; Carlyle Group. Biz dates back to the 70s
3. Osama was a prince of Saudi Arabia
4. Saudi Arabia has Trillion $s worth of investment in the USA

B.
1. Osama was trained and aided - finance, logistics etc, by USA's Bush Administration against Rusian attempted control of Afganistan; Taliban u may say.
2. Osama's interests went beyond their common interest with the US
3. Osama went against the very existance and myth of the US

C.
1.Osama was no longer useful to the US but became a threat to them and their partner - Saudi Arabia
2. US took out Osama Bin Ladin and he is out of play for good.

NOPE - OSAMA BIN LADIN IS NO MORE

Speak, protest or 'rant' all you can, this government will ever be; nonplused about your pains and nonplussed on the best way out.

FAYOSE responsible for fuel crisis? I guess this is the height of absurdity.

1. So every albinos (chinko, indian, Kora etc) na whiteman nua abi?

2. Would you have prefared - WHITEMAN MESSED HIMSELF UP WHILE IN WARRI TRAFFIC?

3. Dont you see that passersby were not even bothered?

4. What would you do if pressed beyond resistant and you need to 'wee-wee' while driving? (Pls note there is no public toilet or houses/offices nearby)
(a) Urinate on yourself while driving
(b) Stop the vehicle, move over to the back seat and urinate there
(c) Do like the 'whiteman', park beside the road and urinate there

The Falanis are emboldened by the tacit support they receive from the government. You only know there is a government when some people try to reply the militant herdsmen in kind.

Anarchy awaits any state where the government fails to uphold its end of the Social Contract; foremost of which is public safety and security.

FFK b/wia. Nursing mothers have a way with succulence and freshness. No rush another belle enter ooo!

ERUDITEE:
When I see things like this, I feel like forfeiting education and getting married.
LOL just that marriage isn't the way it seems.

How could u tell?

Marriage is what it is. It is what you probably never wished.

The shockers in marriage are often foreseeable-but-never accepted telltales!

I bet u 50k to ur 10k that u are paying for the sunshade and more in less that six months. Be calm, she just made an investment.

No strike since NLC top shots joined APC and politics.

Maybe it is their rethink time lol!

The chap probably never knew what the arm barge simbolizes. We may see some wearing NAZI types anytime.