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He 'is' so good they named him twice.

He made an indelible mark in the football profession.

WowSweetGuy:
whenever i see JayJay i remember the saying "He was so good they named him twice.

Unprofessional.

The depth of your naivety is ludicrous. I will leave you with this bro, have a pleasant day.

ubunja:
Well if you are not married to the man u gave your virginitty to is that True Love?considering Virginitty is the greatest most special gift a woman can give her lover.u can't tell me u love me when u gave your hymen to another.

Lets analyze this recent verbiage of yours;

1. 'I didn't marry a woman who had sex with me first day we met' - This connotes that you are 'married' but you flip a just in time to denounce marriage and label the adherents as 'losers'. You calling yourself a loser now? Or you do not really understand what you write? (No insult intended please, just sticking to the facts as you present them)

2. "Only losers get married" - You have issues with marriage it self and not necessarily the number of visits that precedes premarital canal knowledge. All that refuse/reject marriage are gainers right? You just called the parents of all Nairalanders 'losers' (Am really trying not to personalize this)

3. 'Unless u marry a virgin. Otherwise u just wifed a wh*re' - Wow, perhaps a belated attempt to create an exception having realized you must have made a hasty conclusion. You never bothered with the entire facts before hitting off.

Even assuming without conceding to the veracity of your claim (Unless u marry a virgin. Otherwise u just wifed a wh*re),
a - You just called every lady here that didn't enter matrimony as a virgin a LovePeddler.
b. You have labelled every Nairalander lady who is not a virgin and not yet married, a whole
c- You have just told every married Nairalander husband who didn't meet their wives as virgins that the married whores

Talk is forever cheap but we do not have to cheapen ourselves with them.

ubunja:
I may be a double-faced clown but atleast I didn't marry a woman who had sex with me first day we met.
You know what? Scrap that. Only losers get married. Unless u marry a virgin. Otherwise u just wifed a wh*re.

Wow! Did it matter when you viewed another as an 'idiot' and went ahead to award a medal for same? This declaration could amount to double-faced clowning you know.

ubunja:
Doesn't matter how u view me.what I know is that most men are brainwashed to love like robots.hence most love songs,most romantic novels are by men. While most divorces and most cheating is by women.
Its clear who is blind between men and women.

Hahahahahaha! You are so smart right now bro!

Jimi23:
Cos u are dumb...u ended up with a woman of easy virtue.

My dear, if it helps you to be a ‘man’ by being conceitedly all knowing, I may not suffer you otherwise.

ubunja:
80%of men are asleep in the matrix thinking their reality is reality.it is cruel to wake them up.let them enjoy their dreams.
Brother enjoy your dream state.

The honorable thing for Kachukwu now would be to to grant a world conference and resign.

He had a wonderful job and a great reputation before the political appointment interlude. Why trade your commendable achievements for nothing?

May you be relieved of this emptiness sooner than you deserve.

ubunja:
How romantic! You are the idiot that chose to put a ring on it while others just f*cked same day and bounced! U deserve a medal.

And George Foreman too, many thanks

Benjom:
I learnt Evander Holyfield is now a pastor.

"Burna, please teach him a lesson first."

Thanks in advance.

Doesnt really define her. Met a lady way back and dated for months. Her crib was close to my office so I visited her often. First day she visited mine, it happened. That relationship has since developed into marriage.

Who is the President(cy)

pauljumbo:
Why is buhari afraid of his appointees?

I have never seen this kind of weak leader before

90% of his minister are docile without doing nothing in Abuja

The president is afraid to reshuffle his government

Even the president wife is frustrated with his leadership style

Confirmed with experience.

fav444:
Someone told me this:
"If you are overly wise u won't tarry in marriage, sometimes u need to behave like a fool".

'AREWA finally joined PDP or PDP in AREWA finally found their voice'

A fail is a fail, and this government has done nothing else.

This is your government, the one you helped to install
You are the 'National Leader of Ruling Party'
So you know where to send these recommendations and also know how to put the implementation machinery in gear.

My questions are,
Do you just realized?
Do you really need to bother us with this?

Conclusion - The Jagaban has just tacitly admitted that the govt have failed to do the right thing so far.

DSTV: 'So this TSTV guy mean biz'

Bro, u sure got me with that msg to DTrump - Zero tolerance for autocorrect when A-Bomb is involved

Cacawa2:
Sorry who is this singer and what does he want?


Mtcheww.

Pls can we have the outcome of Buhari's meeting with Kachikwu?

Secondly please, the news about 3 USA soldiers who were killed in Niger republic while training Nigerien soldiers has gone wild in America.

But my main problem is that autocorrect keeps changing :

Niger to Nigeria
And
Nigerien soldiers to Nigerian soldiers.

So the confusion is getting worse on social media.

Please someone should help us tell Donald Trump that if he wants to send Nuclear bomb to Niger, he should not allow any useless autocorrect to change it to Nigeria o.

Abeg

Do you feel the same 'pity' for Macron?

Melania made her choice in a very open society and she is still there by choice.

nairavsdollars:
I really pity Melania. She should be married to Macron and not this old slowpoke

That is corporate polithinking/Politricking for you. They wanted to purchase some lobbying power and influence in the formidable anti-smoking Foundation and eventually be able to influence things.

Like the Mafia saying - 'keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer'

alignacademy:
A company that makes its money from smoking funding an anti-smoking initiative?

Whose "brand" idea was this?

'Investment' gone wrong.

Lala yaf suffered shall!

cosby02:
Is there snake?


I'm not sure Lalasticlala will be impressed....theres no snake in your uncle's compound.

Naaaaaa, escape naffin. The bros just got nabbed, that's why its called wedLOCK!

Marital bliss all the way and remember, 'I no do again' is not an option.

Good one but we certainly need to do better. They are arrested and found in possession of AK 47 rifles most times but we never get to hear or know the source of the weapon supply. Who is arming these criminals with sophisticated weapons

So the AGF prefers to try her in absentia? wonders shall never end.

You mean Professor Osibanjo signed off on that letter dated May 20, 2017

See number 2 item and u get my drift 'zero tolerant on corruption'. Check the context of application.

So PMB would not have met with Kachukwu if this letter was not made public. That letter was written and sent to PMB over a month ago. God help Nigeria.

Get less stressed, be content/comfy with life and the pimples u see today, u shall see no more.

I battled the stuff for ages, avoided groundnut like plague, too even warm-water bathe of the face like a ritual plus all u mentioned and more to no avail.
Now I swim in groundnut and don't even have time for the face, yet no 'pim' no 'ples'. May God grant Nairalanders rest from the undue stress!

Was!

NicoBaba:
u sound like a police man..Are u?

That sure explain the emotional rhetorics
Burst into tears indeed

benzene00:
His money




Honey the total prize is 890k



The man:

One of the toughest drills back in the days but it was always fun many looked forward to. He might have displayed too much bravado whereas u get used to it gradually.
Na wetin he sign nau, so officer should take it like that.

My best Edo Musician of all time.
Igho o defeyi!
Iyomo righo!



Ulele disco all the way

May God keep and return you safely Sir

Honestly u needed / need the pregnancy and I bet u wanted it considering your age (Not judging or condemning u in anyway). Don't do anything you may regret forever sis.