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I don't waste my advise on dumbos, because I know it's quite futile mission.

Continue loving up shogbo

Maybe your mum smoked Ukwali weed that particular day.

But mhen, this shouldn't spoil your life as long as you didn't do what she accused you of. You should just assume she was abnormal that day and know yourself. It's simple. Such a thing should not affect the man you're becoming.

I practically enjoy inferring that I'm not really interested in a relationship whenever a girl try to force her way into my life. I tend to give em much attention at first, and we go cosy to the extent they feel they've found boyfriend. Until I get tired and withdraw myself. Often tend to appear like I broke their heart, but then, I did raise a caveat in the first place.

So no, I've never really.

moremuch1:
Is it e savers account,you are operating?

I don't even know

moremuch1:
Is this not the account with a deposit limit of 300000??

If so please upload your valid ID and upgrade to a regular savings account or better still e savers account

Done so already, and it has been upgraded. But I still don't get interest on savings. Maybe my deposit isn't that much. Is there a minimum deposit worthy of interest?

moremuch1:
what type of account did you open?

Instant savings.

moremuch1:
standard chartered all the way, no sms charges, no maintenance charges,no atm card charges infact no charges at all. and their interest on savings is the highest in the industry . Just open e savers account with them and thank me later.

Opening an account with them is one of the best decisions that I made this year...

Let me stop here before someone calls me a Marketer..

their only downside is fewer branches, but hey who needs to physically visit a bank when all issues can be resolved online because their customer care is top notch... so less need to physically visit the bank ....

I don't receive interest on savings though.

The bleach then apply extremely heavy make-up. What's wrong with women of this generation?

OP, try Standard Chartered Bank, I swear you'll not regret. They don't have much branches though, but they are just the best. No unreasonable charges. No SMS charges. No maintainance fee and other unreasonable charges. I didn't go to their branch before I opened one and ever since I opened it in March, I've been enjoying it.

Possiblegee:
I know you will still complain that trump, Kanye west and many more didn’t call you....

Thunder fire you woman if na me be makinde I no go even send any condolence or even attend the burial I no go even send anybody to represent me self idiot woman ,let the dead bury themselves thunder fire you woman ...idiot day drag space for person way don die

You sounding like a rascal and really unintelligent. He was a former governor of the state, an immediate one at that. The onus is on the current governor to take the whole burial upon itself. The family isn't to be treated like an outcast or just a nobody. Her family served Oyo state for good 8years and even if shorter. Makinde goofed on this and he's starting to appear power drunk, very unlike he was before getting elected. Too bad.

Empiree:
Alhamdululah and all adorations are for the Almighty Allah. This is not fi éerú fun eeru

Does the Bible supports cremation of dead bodies? That verse 'ashes to ashes' seems so.

Punch editors are lacking in simple English comprehension. Terrible of them.

IPOB YOUTHS said they are not together and Buhari is about to release EFCC dogs on Tinubu,
IPOB nightmare and ojuju calabar.

It's starting to appear like Tinubu appears in their sleep. Or maybe Tinubu has been tormenting Ojukwu in his grave, and that's their sole reason for hating him so much.

Pitiful

sodiqapril:
Lol..I'm a full blooded Yoruba boy but if tinubu is our only shot at presidency fxck it...I laugh in Japanese..man was calling Obasanjo an expired milk to the amusement of the northerners who have finally succeeded in sending him on political exile

Isn't OBJ truly an expired milk?

Those ones born and bred in UK are madder

Barbing is good if you're very good at it. There's particular guy on Twitter, dayum, the guy makes very good haircut. I'm sure he charges nothing less than 3k per cut. He displays his works on Twitter and really anyone seeing it will want to give it a try without even bothering about the money. I'm sure dude will be making more that 300k per month, if not more sef.

There's no hustle like legit sha, the peace of mind it brings>>>

DaddyRochie1642:
One Thing I Promised Myself, No Female In this Planet Earth Will Ever Refer To Me As A "Mumu".

Even My Own Mother Keeps Asking Me Why Am So Stingy

Hahaha omo buruku

Righteousness89:
Something tells me this man was led to JESUS before he died.. Just as we kept announcing!

Something tells me he specifically requested to be buried the way it's going..

If that's true, I Tell u The Man is in Undescribable Joy!

You seriously need to shut up for once and read the original post first before vomiting your Bible bullcrap on every thread.
He's to be buried in an Islamic way and this is due to the Covid_19 situation.

If you're high on the delusional opium you're smoking from your Bible, you need to save us the stress on nairaland for and smoke your stuff in your room alone or with your fellow christard.

At your old age, you're still giving her money for no just reason. Buy her ice cream, buy her apple.. SIMPazee, that's your name

eddycliff:
Do good to everyone,you never know where you will meet them
I saw my former classmate that used to cover his answer booklet during exams today...he was begging bike man to carry him N50 for a N100 journey
Such is life I was the bike man and i didn't carry him

Lwtmb

shot fired �

Didn't trend on Twitter, I guess it wasn't really that cool.

North, East are in every corner of Nigerian London either selling Suya or selling motor spare parts.

All in all, one love. Funny enough, I have more Hausa friends in Ibadan than Yoruba. Most of my Yoruba friends are in Ilorin.

FOLYKAZE:
Good morning Nairalanders. I want to inform the fora that my wife delivered a bouncing baby girl safely, through CS yester night. Both the mother and the baby are medically sound. Though we had some complications, but with the help of medical experts, the whole issue was resolved within a couple of hours.

I, the mother, and our baby girl want to say a big thanks to every one who have supported us all through, from casualty to antenatal, from theatre room to post natal. All your inputs including well wishes are appreciated. We say a very big thanks.

Aside from delivery pack and cost of operation, both amount to ₦79000, necessary items like drugs, laboratory tests, samplings, injections and other things needed were to be paid for. Coupled with onward treatments of the baby and her mother, this had piled up our uncleared bills.

With this on the line, we still need more of your supports. Not a penny is too little. Thanks

I'm so happy to read this.

I pray more sound health to the mother and the baby.

sulasa07:
Alaye, Coronavirus in Nigeria is a scam

Yes oh.. Ajimobi and Abba Kyari died of eating too much suya. Yeah right!

ThatFairGuy:
He was eventually shamed. He summoned the meeting that got him sacked

This still affirm the fact that, WHOEVER IPOB SUPPORT IS ALREADY A FAILURE.
Badluck follows them, they're inseparable

themes009:
go to hell with your facemask.

Go to hell WITHOUT your face mask

Nigerians lost because all these people, Whether you're ready to admit it or not, are fighting mainly for their pocket.

ENGINEERG:
TO GOD WHO MADE ME, AM NOT LYING, WE JUST APPLY WITH OUR PHONES , NO DOCUMENT, NO COLLATERAL,NOTHING

How?

The problem of Internet fraud has come here to stay in this society. This problem is no doubt as a result of bad governance and a really toxic environment to thrive in.

As humans, when things get hard to survive, it's natural that our instinct will find a way for us to survive by all means, even if it's doing the most dangerous thing just to find food to eat. I used to think that was started internet fraud in the first place, but I'm obviously wrong. Or maybe for some, it is.

The thing is, most youths in this society, especially in the past 5years have now seen internet fraud has the new way of life. Virtually all of them engage in it not to survive, but because of greed and for the sole reason of showing off to friends. The menace is spreading like fire and even secondary boys now engages in it. Parents aren't showing concern after all their sole reason of bringing kids to this world is to 'cash out' on him.

The system is getting rotten everyday. We continue to get rotten within, and utterly losing respect outside of us. It's a pity.

IJOBA2:
SHES A TRIBALIST

I don't think so. Ipob ARe the ones jumping on the huspuppis story to attack Yoruba. She only condemned both sides and that whether Yoruba or Igbo, you're recognized as a Nigeria outsider the border of this country.

Sympathizing without social distancing. No nose mask to prevent what actually killed him from catching you guys too. I sympathize for everyone in advance.

The dead mourn the dead. Life is ridiculous.

sulasa07:
Alaye, Coronavirus in Nigeria is a scam

Yes oh.. Ajimobi and Abba Kyari died of eating too much suya. Yeah right!