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Mtcheew Dem force this dj 2 come play ds night ni..what nonsense!!!
Meanwhile...dt last Southy guy dt came in.. whatever his name is....is gay as fvck!!!

What is this na...this dj should refund biggie abeg...
Even d alcohol I bought 4 d night is wasted
What nonsense!!!

What is this na...this dj should refund biggie abeg...
Even d alcohol I bought 4 d night is wasted

Point of correction..."Rocks" not Rock abeg...

Ukraine has seen nothing yet...

MrBroke:
Weak men are the ones who drink and smoke to avoid reality but the truth is you can't

shut up man...U have a problem wit drinkers?..even billionaires and presidents drink and smoke...D key is just moderation and self control...Obama himself smokes like a chimney...Men that don't drink and smoke re kinda boring and dull...A woman told me this about her husband that only drinks malt and coke.

NwokoloOwa:
The co presenter Lawrence made Ebuka look so ordinary. Madam sensed he was better and needed to find a way round it. Ebuka is too regimental in handling the program

Seconded...
Esp when he was telling the camera 2 come closer so he do whisper something...
Plus d one he gave d mic 2 kanaga cus dude's vibes wz too much
Dt Lawrence Maleka guy better pass Ebuka abeg...

Omo ds one shock me
I will save ds page for future use

Thank God this season will flop..no eye candy...no big personality..just average peeps everywhere
So I can focus on my problems...
Thank God abeg

Albino don enter...I don't wanna laugh..cus ebubu is my Anambra bro

That mavin guy will use overdoing and oversabi evict himself very fast
This I have seen

This southy audience too dull abeg
Na too much belleful dey worry dem

Thank God ds season will flop based on the HM's somehow looks
So I can focus on my problems

Team nelisa

This Fatty rugby player will go first

South guys re a disappointment...

Interesting...

This season will flop
This I have seen...
To start with..the theme song sounds like a Zulu war song
Two hosts will be like a competition between Ebuka and Lawrence...each trying to outshine the other

Mercury12:
I have seen 5 kids by 4 different fathers in Nigeria. All boys...
They do fight every time over the mom property after the disappearance of their mom suffering from mental illness. . .
So stuff like this do happen in Nigeria too and not just America. Though more common in America because those America women love to have different men paying them child support.
They won't work. All they do is drugs and whoring around forming feminist independent woman and at the end of the day slip into depression and end up at a mental care home

Point of correction..*Black American women* The white ones are more useful...

Interesting...

Fake story
Cus a man can never be this stupid!!!

Ehyaa...ND just yesternite was d very first time I watch his clip on silverbird after more than sixteen years...I wz like...is this man still alive?
Man was a legend with dt his tie on wrapper atire and slapping his bald head
RIP legend..

But which kind theme song be this one na.. that sounds like a Zulu war song
The bbn theme song by K9 better pass ds one na

Interesting...
I never call anyone
I snub calls...
Chatting tires me easily
I don't go out
I hate someone visiting me
I'm very unpredictable (my girl always saying this one)
People say I ve got a very powerful stare(like I'm looking into people's soul or something)hence people hardly maintain eye contacts with me
I can go incognito for years(didn't talk 2 my girl 4 10 months last year)
I enjoy weird music...I can watch TV for days on end
I hate anything crowd with passion..wedding..burial..parties whatever
I ve got weird beliefs..like I support suicide..abortion..drug use...deciding 2 remain unmarried 4 life...anti natalism(not wanting kids)..e.t.c
I can weirdly predict d future... correctly predicted like 3 deaths already
I can read people so easily
I talk 2 myself sometimes..I even tell myself stories...always feel like i ve got an unseen companion..
I av a strange affinity 4 water bodies...I can watch a river or stream for hours..used to go down 2 river Niger then just 2 watch d river..
Peeps esp girls always say I'm weirdly handsome..but I never count myself handsome..but i know my apparance is striking...over 6 feet tall..slim with sharp feautures...
Etc Etc
Infact my current girl...very good girl she is...always singing.."u act weird" to me
Lol

Just avoid women bro

All the best....

Interesting...
But u fvcked up big time bro..u Neva tell a girl.."U whatever for having sex wit u"...sex that if she refuses now..u will still complain..C'mon bro that's too Petty na...

In my own case..I told my girl..very good girl she is..that I don't believe in true love..that it's all about interests..and she's been sulking ND ignoring me since then
Was I wrong fam?

Interesting...God father ko...Sugar father ni

deyplay:
Congratulations baba, if you can get a girl nowadays that's not on social media or active on social media, You are few steps from finding a life partner

SECONDUS bro...Secondus

Jhagz:
Mugu

U d mugu here bro..
Yes naija girls re bad..they re this..they re that...but there must be one or two percent of them dat re still good...ND it takes a real man to find them okay!!!..but unfortunately majority of we guys just focusing on fine face..big boobs and big nyash finish...

ND mind u...I've had my own share of bad naija girls during my University days ND beyond okay!...ND I blocked all their asses ND kept searching...

If u unlucky in life enough to find a naija girl dats gonna respect u
Then sorry bro..but u don't av anything to offer them...U must be a king before u find a queen bro
Work on urself as a man first ND see girls worship u ok!
Shalom...

SECONDUS...Abu mu nwafo Igbo oo maka adiro ama ama
All they know abt is money money money...
But we igbo guys no dey try at all sha..we re d ones dt spoil our girls silly with money...the "Bebe I will take care of you" crew

But Las Las I found my love after all
She's 20...I'm 27...we both from Anambra..same town
She's facially pretty though she's too slim to be called "sexy" but I don't give a damn Abt dt one... character over sexiness any time..any day
She never asks me 4 a Kobo... she's always like.."No I don't want u to waste ur money..save it instead" but I do force her to take little gifts from me sometimes...after much resistance from her
Above all.. she says "I'm sorry" to a fault..
She can even tell u "I'm sorry" for doing absolutely nothing at all... LOL
Anything u tell her with a raised voice...she goes "I'm sorry"
She's from a modest home..so well trained dt she doesn't wear trousers or any revealing dress... she swore 2 be a virgin...ND I'm keeping her like that till our wedding day...
Her social media life is quite unusual for a naija girl...talkmore of an Igbo one... she's not on F.B, Twitter, insta or whatever...only Whatsapp..and even dt Whatsapp sef..no profile pics..no status...no updates..no nothing...lol
Damn That girl is an angel...
And only death will stop me from marrying her...

But dt Salma paralluelo girl fine o I swear