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Gives You Hell- The All American Rejects.

Break Even- The Scripts.

Better Off On My Own- Sum-41.

Home- Three Days Grace.

Over You- Daughtry.

Not Meant To Be- Fury of A Dead Man.

movicy: thanks for this thread rock

Awww, thank you too! You guys made it rock, big time.

Are these like your only options? Well, if you must pick from them, go for the smoker. At least that way, the adverse effects which include cancer, bronchitis, emphysema and all, will be on him only (if you don't stick around whenever he's smoking). This is way better than you and your cheating partner becoming HIV positive...........classic case of doing the lesser of the two evils.

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Hmmn.....i dunno about that. But some actually work out though.

Abi? I was an unbeliever too until the experience. And there are people around you that must have experienced such too, if you look hard enough.
In another light, it's exactly like introducing your friend/sister/church member to another friend, sister or church member. Save that this is usually done in a more robust format and thus, seen as archaic.

Retail prices; Mac- 4500. Iman- 3500. Don't know about wholesales but the difference is much. And patronise good shops in lag, not just any shop.

Well, the choker on her neck isn't such a bad idea, given that her neck is just too fat for my liking.

Who cares?

mizztee234: Why is your friend going to Nigeria to find a woman when there are lots of nice single girls here in the UK?

Infact, i was going to ask too. Maybe, he's not been seeing all the threads about UK chicks looking to move down. Abi your friend don marry one keep for there?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Define rhetorical question dude. I will excuse the insult[/quote]That jab was a joke, Mynd. Tone up.

Another one;
I had gone bridal shopping with a friend, and this other dude's sister works at the shop. She got our numbers like a normal rep would, before she started asking about some personal stuff.

Like the good girl that I am, I responded well, with the feeling that she's customer-seller bonding. But I was confused a bit, because I wasn't the actual client. She asked about my faith, state of origin, and a few other stuff like that. At a point, I began to feel like she's a lesbian even. Only for me to start receiving calls from a certain man, from the next day, that claimed he was too shy to woo a woman on his own.

Well, along the line, he insisted that I give him my parents' address that he did not have time for courtship and all. But It just seemed too odd and so I told him off, before he begins to get used to the idea. His sister actually still calls till date....hoping that I'll change my mind someday...weird.

I've a few other escapades, but lemme stop here abeg.

Well, the least complicated one was like SUV's story, so I was contemplating not telling it. Anyway, a certain man's sister and his dad had come to my friend's, to pay for an apartment. Given that my friend's dad is aged, and I was waiting for my friend in the sitting area with them, he'd asked that i help write out the receipt for them.

Jokingly (I thought), as I was doing this, the man kept whispering to his daughter and telling my friend's dad, that they'd be taking me to iboland. See me, see wahala! Anyway, I didn't know how serious they were, until I got home from some other place I had been to the next day, only to find this same man, his two daughters, two sons (the dude included), his wife and two other men there. They appeared relaxed with my parents, indicating that they must have been there for a while before my arrival.

Cut long story short, my mum couldn't wait to deliver the 'good news'. And I couldn't be rude, by giving an outright answer at that minute. So I told the 'dude in question', that I'll think about it. So everybody went to their house to sleep in peace that day. And so the usual continued from there, phone calls upon phone calls came in, until he finally understood that there was no way he could win with me.

I was still in my second year then, so I guess that was all the reason I had. At least, I never thought of anything past that.

Babe, na so my story hungry you reach? You're a chick too na. Don't we all have stories?
AcidTalk. I'll be back.

This gurl.... . I should not tell you what's on my mind.

Where to start from

crackhouse: if i lick Udara{don't know the english name}

Udala/Udara = Agbalumo = Cherry.

You are sooo funny Kay9. But yeah, I know that feeling. He can be so...sometimes!

chimuchi: [size=28pt]my parents never told me lies. they gave good examples.[/size]

Dey lie for yourself dey go...

Also read somewhere; An EX is an EX cos it's an EXample of who you shouldn't date in the future.

Orikinla: guys are fooling themselves.

It's way bigger than Nigerian guys actually.

I'll tell you something poster, that man of yours never wanted to marry you. Or he changed his mind along the line and did not know a better way to bail out. Else, which reasonable husband or husband-to-be will want to do that and even let you in on it? Nonsense. Continue your life jor, it is well.
It takes but a minute, to meet the chosen one. So who's to say that you won't meet him today?

Most cheats are like that really. Very possessive of their actual own.
I've one word for you gurlie---GetGone.

Oh! I should've added this oo. They showed me pepper with this too!