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This goathead is a lil sour. What? Not enough customers to patronize y'all this past week?

I was made to think that i'd fall pregnant, if a boy touches me.

And whatever's wrong with pidgin? Hmmn. . . these fake Nigerians sef. Please OP, take pride in speaking your pidgin cos not every nigerian can. And trust me, it's a better way to communicate with your fellow country men when you're abroad, especially in the states. It's just sad to know that most of these people that think less of the pidgin language, lurk somewhere in the very heart of naija.

Guy nor worry jor. 9 months is still okay for the enjoyment you mean na.

@BABE- Please be careful with what you playfully advice. You know how it is with white people and suicide. And OP: You got me really confused with your 'world of feelings' for a married man too. What's with you? You never got enough hugs from your parents?

Na wa oo. Kill the fiance with juju na. Mschewww.

And ds700, you and i know that our parents corrected us almost too quickly and before we get water. Else. . . you know how it is with kids.

Meklex, pardon mi but none of those countries you mentioned, actually speaketh englishes as a major languagesss. So i guess anyone can be pardoned on their sites, don't you thinketh?

Why, you should have an answer too. Or are you still unclad even at your age?

@POSTER- You get time oo. Sotey u come de fight for us wey nor de articulate well. Na wah. So with this now, what d'you plan to achieve, ehn? What exactly are you demanding of the Mods? That they ban anyone that points out an incorrect grammar or what? Guy, just de try couple your own englishes ehn. That way, i wouldn't have to open a similar kind of thread for you, as a return favour.

@POSTER- Arranging someone else for her, is by far the best thing you can do. I really despise guys that think that they can finish running around the world and then come back to some foolish open arms of the mumu that they've kept at home. Especially when they're not even married yet.

Simply Un-Nigerian.

Sooo??. . . OK, i forgot. You never miss water until it's gone. Oya sorry ehnnn.

You're not wrong, dear. OK?

Liar! No gurl really reallllllly wants to hang out with her 'monster' in law.

Sarah, you just don't understand us completely yet, but not to worry cos i know you will with time. Our asian Ms. Potato can testify to that. His refering to you as 'their mum', is peculiar to nigerians. Nigerians can refer to a mother casually as 'mummy Sammy' or 'mama Sammy', even if they did make the babe together. And besides, you're really their mother, so please don't be disturbed by that. About the age. . . .IDK. Tell you the truth, he might actually be older and be lying about it (just so he can be with you, which is a good thing BTW) or his sis may have forged hers for facebook purpose. Either way, i suggest that you try not to bite off his head, for something not so trivial. Cos believe me you, the average Nigerian man is capable of worse.

If i'm tired of a guy, i dispose of him. But cheat? Nah. One man's a handful. Can't even bear to think of handling two.

The one NLander that always knows the right things to say.

I love these NL lectures, really i do. But the time they sip out of my life when i read through 'em, i soo do not love.

Counterfeit story.

A friend once told me that he got his wife tipsy. The deed was done by the time she regained full consciousness in the morning.

Now what? You'd settle for phone intimacy too? Eunochs.

Guy, this post is too long na! How d'you and why would you expect me to read all this, ehn?

HeHe.

True, it may exist but c'mon all these artists cannot be in thesame 'illuminati'. I really believe they mention it one too many times for career boosting. Nofin more.

Tell you the truth, being single's the best kind of freedom, you can hope for. You only begin to feel lost or whatever when everyone around you gets married and there's no one left to flex with.

Poster, you sound fake so i'll just let you be. But my gosh, i've never seen omega25red, throw viles before. You really got to him.

The helpless orphan? She too love you? HeHe! I hear. She needs your help oga, so stop mumu-ing yourself. I'm sure that when she finds another more worthy of her with a pocket more weighty, she'd be off your loveless arse for life. And afterlife.

It don't matter how pissed you get dude, she's right afterall. It's just a camera. No one phu.cks with a woman's jewels. Besides, d'you know for sure if she's got fond memories attached to those jewels? Or you just want her to care about a heart breaker's gift abi?