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PoliticsRe: Ambode Fails 10-year Budget Presentation Record by roeb1987(m): 4:03pm On Dec 30, 2018
hope we no go hear budget padding or missing from Lagos this time?... let me seat down and watch the outcome of the budget
PhonesRe: Xiao Wang Is Disabled, 7 Years After Selling His Kidney For IPhone 4 by roeb1987(m): 3:50pm On Dec 30, 2018
ogbeni Wang sham e on you!
1 You lost one kidney to convect
2 The convectiousness has disabled you
3 Your disability is for your entire life time
4 iphone X is out. you're a sham e to your friends, family, school, nation also this generation.
this is a biggest lesson for the ladies out there who sell their body for iphone or other expensive gardgets mostly phones. if you contract AIDs or any other STIs/STDs, you're On Your Own(OYO)
TravelRe: ₦38,000 Per Night Guest House With 77 Lions In South Africa(Photos) by roeb1987(m): 3:33pm On Dec 30, 2018
may God not allow me take my money pay for wetyn go kill me! 38k to stay/remain in fear for the whole night...abeg, shift make i eat one of the most expensive food (rice 22k for 50kg in my area)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (5 - 1) On 29th December 2018 by roeb1987(m): 8:38pm On Dec 29, 2018
laughing in swahili! Arsenal fans how market!
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze lays Curses On Pastors Who Will Collect Tithe In 2019 by roeb1987(m): 8:29pm On Dec 29, 2018
My guy! go sidown and relax your nerves! guess the freeze in your name has freezed your sense of reasoning or maybe your entire brain! Did they force anybody to pay tithe? or as any pastor come to your house to collect tithe? As for me I was paying tithe, I am currently paying tithe and I will continue to pay tithe...if you're satisfy with my decesion, feel free to hug a working transformer!
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe Caught Posting Fake Pictures Of Uyo APC Rally by roeb1987(m): 8:21pm On Dec 29, 2018
What do you expect from the Almagamation Of Political Criminals (APC)? the party that produced Kemi Adeosun(forgery), Shittu(NYSC scandal), Rotimi Amaechi(gateway of corruption), Lie Muhammed (distinguished Minister of lies and propaganda) just to mention but a few.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Are Hungry – Amaechi by roeb1987(m): 10:39am On Dec 29, 2018
when will this administration stop blaming the past administration? instead of them to stay focus and address the issue of food, water among other insecurity in the country. they kept on blaming the past administrations.
PoliticsRe: Why We Are After Dino Melaye, Police Explain by roeb1987(m): 10:28am On Dec 29, 2018
this man and criminal act were like 5and6
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: Davido Mother Spoke To Me In Dream, She's Not Happy With Her Son by roeb1987(m): 10:25am On Dec 29, 2018
so, Kemi is now a Prophetess! Professor of lies
CrimeRe: N4 Million Lottery Winner Arrested For Robbery In Bayelsa 3 Weeks After Winning by roeb1987(m): 10:19am On Dec 29, 2018
when you're extraodinary greedy!
PoliticsRe: "Buhari In Akwa Ibom: This Is Not World Cup Or Champions League Final" - Bashir by roeb1987(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2018
laughing in French, this case will finally look like the case of Nigeria and Argentina. Nigeria won Argentina (friendly) but Argentina won in the competition (world cup)...
TravelRe: Evangelist Sunday Okafor's SUV On Fire. Pastors Escape Death. Photos by roeb1987(m): 10:08am On Dec 29, 2018
God will always protect His people...congratulations
LiteratureRe: Collins Oscar Wedding Dress (Pictures) by roeb1987(m): 10:05am On Dec 29, 2018
i can neither blame nor bully this dude because he practicalized the title of his book "idiot with BSc" anyways, happy married life
CrimeRe: 35-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos. Wife Exposes Him by roeb1987(m): 10:00am On Dec 29, 2018
end time father!
FamilyRe: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by roeb1987(m): 10:20pm On Dec 27, 2018
this is not a dull but a monster
PoliticsRe: Under-recovery: Fuel Subsidy Drops To N20 Per Litre — NNPC by roeb1987(m): 12:10pm On Dec 25, 2018
This people are stylishly telling Nigerians that petrol will soon be selling for #165/litre all in the name of total removal of subsidy...if you knw you knw
TravelRe: Man Came Down From His Car And Started Dancing, After He Got Tired Of Traffic by roeb1987(m): 1:21pm On Dec 24, 2018
we're in a planet where your level of craziness would determine your fame!...if u knw u knw!!!
CrimeRe: 35-Year-Old Woman In Hospital As 57-Year-Old Woman Beats Her For Insulting Her by roeb1987(m): 1:46pm On Aug 20, 2018
ayemi temi bami! the woman must come from Maywealther's family...57yrs beat 35yrs...no wonder PMB was referring to 9ija youth as being lazy...abeg can they re-fight so as to be doubt free
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Lady Is In Search Of A Boyfriend by roeb1987(m): 6:40pm On Jun 03, 2018
new strategy used by scamers. guys beware so as not to fall prey
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Commissions Borehole In Katsina. See Reactions (Photos) by roeb1987(m): 1:53pm On May 29, 2018
A whole minister commissioning an ordinary borehole...no wonder Nigeria is being used as negative example. mtcheeeew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by roeb1987(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2018
na madrid own the cup
CelebritiesRe: “Rest In Power” – Samklef To Late President Yar’Adua by roeb1987(m): 4:28pm On May 05, 2018
R.I.P the president of the masses. he's the only Nigeria president from independent that fulfil his campaign promises...rest on, our president
PoliticsRe: Presidency Blames Corrupt Nigerians For UK Protest Against Buhari by roeb1987(m): 9:42am On Apr 11, 2018
why are politician like this. when the same UK Nigerian based citizens want to buy PMB his second term ticket they were not used by anybody, group or politician. Now they staged protest against him, and they claimed they were use by politician... i hear o
PoliticsRe: Yobe Youths Wash President Buhari's ''Bad Omen'' After Visit To State by roeb1987(m): 8:58pm On Mar 20, 2018
kikikiki! laughing in French!
CelebritiesRe: Forbes Releases Five Richest Hip Hop Artists 2018 by roeb1987(m): 10:24pm On Mar 03, 2018
Very soon, i go be world richest man. let me continue with my hustling
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba Hides Car Number Plate, Fans React by roeb1987(m): 5:43pm On Mar 02, 2018
I am tired of human being. when he was poor nobody was ready to question his source of poverty, now he's rich many people want to know his source of wealth. please go ask your ancestors, bad belle people
TravelRe: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by roeb1987(m): 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2018
i read it in a post some days ago that fart odour is good for the body, buh in the case of this idiot, i think his village people are now fully at work
Foreign AffairsRe: Cyril Ramaphosa: 10 Things To Know About South Africa’s New President by roeb1987(m): 7:18am On Feb 17, 2018
[quote author=mosho2good post=65119984]Animals that eat plants are called HERBIVORES
Animals that eat flesh are called CARNIVORES
Animals that eat both plant and flesh(meat) are called OMNIVORES
What are animals that swallow #36million called?


*CASHIVORES*


ca·shiv·o·rous
/ˌkärˈshiv(ə)rəs/
adjective
1. (of an animal) feeding on cash.
synonyms: cash-eating, money-eating, lootivorous;

2. (of a snake) able to swallow cash, especially through spiritual means.

Origin:
Nigeria, early 21st century.


Sample uses

1. Akin is not Cashivorous.

2. Jamb officials are the most popular Cashivorous animals after the excecuthieves and legislooters.

3. It is almost impossible to notice Cashivorous Paramoles invading the CBN vault.

Related forms

noun: cashivorism
adverb: cashivorously
noun: cashivorousness
adjective: noncashivorous
adverb: noncashivorously
noun: noncashivorousness
adjective: uncashivorous
adverb: uncashivorously
noun: uncashivorousness


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Music/RadioRe: NBC Bans Olamide's "Science Student" by roeb1987(m): 8:47pm On Jan 28, 2018
i wonder when the management of NBC will allow thunder of brain strike them. all the song you claimed you barn last year turned out to be the most trending, the most downloaded and the most viewed music in 2017. i know this music will be famous through the use of the word 'barn' by NBC
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Buhari Secretly Acquired Power-Bikes, DSS Operatives Sacked - Daily Post by roeb1987(m): 8:39pm On Jan 08, 2018
so PMB can act as fast as this; because his blood was involved in accident which is a blessing for Nigerians! At least, the boy will represent us in the next paralympics games. I pray God for his quick recovery (amen).
PoliticsRe: PDP Has Now Been Reduced To A Regional Party – APC by roeb1987(m): 9:44pm On Dec 10, 2017
these people that form the most disturbing! bad luck! full of dumb head! and propaganda party will not stop amusing me! imagine a party lyk this is criticizin a party that has intelectual party members (though, prodigal mind and behavoir). I wonder wht APC convention will look lyk, because the party is already flooded with factions. A party that its existence is less than four year with many faction. lets wait and watch the drama before, durin and after their own convection...

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