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YourMain:
Awh pele ehn.

But you men are wicked oo. You know we're emotional beings na.

YourMain:
What about when your significant is having a baby ?

DeeTus:
Tx man.

You almost threw me off-balance. You're very intelligent.

mamagee3:

Kachisbarbie:
Oluwa oo
Warris this?

peterbam:
Imagine if male organs were detachable. Immediately after wedding ceremonies, women will detach there husbands organs and keep in there handbags, to be brought out only when they need it.
I think some girlfriends will also like to detach there boyfriends own too for certain reasons.
Many men will frown at this idea and i can imagine the arguments that will result between couples when the female wants to detach the male for keep since its for her use.
Especially if there is an alternative for males to urinate.
Probably the female own too should be detachable.
What are your thoughts?

DeeTus:
I'm cool with your own expressions but for me, I try to lower my expectations and take myself as an underdog.

I've taken a difficult exam even some people who are racists didn't wish me well but I ended up scoring B, could have gotten A if not for some minor mistakes.

I can't wish myself to be a billionaire or whatever you call it. I don't have to be a billionaire to be happy in life. But if God, out of the blue, wants to make me a billionaire, then surely i will donate half of the money to Charity, pay tuition fees for selected hard-working students and so on.

This is the way I see life.

DeeTus:
You're probably naive.

New year has its benefits and drawbacks and the best wish is success but before then you must lower your expectations a little bit and pray for luck as well.

PinkBarbie:
There is. The earlier you believe, the better for you.

phunbyt:
I agree with every of ur point except the last one...it aint true in all cases

kramfonos:
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The more surprising aspect of this story is that some females on this thread are asking the OP to pay the girl for sex.


PAY HER FOR SEX! Like she's a prostitute.

Scratch that, anyone who receives payment for sex is a prostitute! You don't necessarily have to stay in brothels.
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klassiquette:
See accurate planning to commit 4cknication

What if trumpet sound as you dy do doggie with am?

Genea:
dats d funny thing,am igbo dearie

Genea:
lmao am just lafin at myself,cos i can't read or speak igbo

Genea:
nw u r talking dear

cyril700:
Pls I have 500k for wedding, any christian God fearing woman below 27 whatsap me on 08138827175.

Genea:
pls tell dah gal dah she is sick,our wedding can't be like dah ..taaaaaah mbanu

politricks:
I dont know why we place so much emphasies on the cost of wedding. Let me ask you, is the amount you spend on a wedding directly proportional to how blessed your married life would be?

emusmith:
Just because I like her.

emusmith:
Nor mind day, him dey speak yeye English

(Akas Baba- Wazobia FM, ph)

emusmith:
Lolz...honestly, it's to try a bit and watch. I know one who behaves that way.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]And when we are not protective then we don't care.

Pffft [/color]

Oliviaarims:
Well, ur asking me if I could listen to myself sounded a bit off, like u got pissed. And yes, I can't relate to any.

When a girl visits u and she says she wants to be on her way in the next 45mins. Don't stand up readily to show her the door. She expects u to persuade her to stay a little longer.

If she calls u at night or early in the morning when u're still sleeping, don't tell her she woke u up. Or perhaps, if u do and she says "Ok, bye." Pls, don't re-echo "bye." Lol. She wouldn't be happy about that, especially if she really did want to talk to you.
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There are so many other things. When I have the strength, I may list more. I can relate to those two I wrote up there.