₦airaland Forum

realestniggah:
Even MI will wait for J COLE for pictures

Yes O! Him know him papa now

englishmart:
No matter how rich you are, when taking a passport photograph, you must look like someone that needs help.

Meanwhile, let me download that audio money. If it doesn't pass pressure test, I will delete after 3minutes

chai see adage

Dis adage make sense

carterguccy:
Dino don suffer oo, PDP Noisemaker

Senate gone!!! Government house gone!!!!

Akpabio the new minister right now

Breaking!

Aftermath of Kogi PDP Governorship Primary, Akpabio Calls Melaye

Telephone Conversation:

Akpabio: Hello, Dino my junior brother

Dino : Your excellency, look at me o

Akpabio: I heard you were injured during the PDP sporadic shooting at Kogi GUBERNATORIAL elections today

Dino: Your Excellency, all I could remember is that I ran and how i scaled through the fence is a mystery

Akpabio: So after all this, who won?

Dino: I left the scene and couldn't wait to hear the results but I heard is Engr. Musa Wada

Akpabio: And you came second abi?

Dino: For where, Na beans?

Akpabio: I don't understand you.

Dino: Baba, I scored 70 votes and people are calling me Baba 70

Akpabio: 70,000 votes?

Dino: Who dashed me?

Akpabio: PDP now

Dino: How did you win primaries in 2007?

Akpabio: Power pass power now

Akpabio: So where are you now?

Dino: At the hospital trying to dress wounds at General hospital, Wuse.

Akpabio : Sorry, let me sing for you since am busy in my office and cannot meet on the street of Wuse, Abuja.

Aspirant dey pass aspirant, iyah! Iyah!! Wada pass Dino oo iyah! Iyah!!

Dino: Am sorry, it was the handiwork of the devil

Akpabio: Hahhahhahahhahahahahahahahha



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SLAP44:
If I am this woman, I will just return from where am hiding just because of this insult
She should sue the police for defamatory description.

You No go take wisdom wound person

GistMore11:
A final year student of the Federal College of Education in Pankshin, Plateau State, has died after being struck by thunder, shortly after leaving the exam hall on Monday.

According to report, Ponyak Danladi Nanfa, a 27-year-old student of the Social Studies/Music Department, was heading home when the thunderstorm started and he was struck around Agric gate.

See more; http://gistmore.com/thunder-kills-final-year-student-after-leaving-exam-hall

Some truths about lightning: when thunder roars, go indoors
May 21, 2015 6.33am SAST
Ryan Blumenthal, University of Pretoria

Lightning kills…safer to stay indoors during a thunderstorm. Neale du Plooy
There are many myths about lightning. Almost all cultures on Earth have their own beliefs about what causes it.

Firstly, we need to know how to think critically about lightning. Why are there so many myths about lightning? Could it be that previous generations didn’t fully understand the complex science behind lightning? Could it be that these myths have been passed down from one generation to the next without being seriously questioned?

It is time to start thinking critically about lightning.

Lightning is a sudden natural electrical discharge of a very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder.

The truth of the matter is that lightning is dangerous. It is a most consistent weather killer on earth. It kills more people than hurricanes, tornadoes or floods.

Lightning kills approximately 24 000 people around the world every year. And approximately 240 000 people will be struck or injured but survive a lightning strike, often with severe disabilities. Lightning is a completely random and anonymous killer.

Myths about lightning

Lightning injuries are always fatal - only three out of 10 die, according to a US study

Major cause of lightning death is from burns - The only immediate cause of death is a heart attack

Some one struck by lightning bursts into flames - in reality lightning flashes over the outside of a victim, leaving little external signs of injury

Lightning never strikes the same place twice - The Empire State Building is hit dozens of times a year, while mountaintops and radio-television towers get struck regularly

Umbrellas do not attract lightning - The person with the umbrella has the same risks as the person without the umbrella

Cellphones, iPods, and other electronic gadgets attract lightning - Their use prevents people from paying attention to the weather leading many to the assumption that their use attracts lightning

It is safe to seek shelter under a tree - One of the most dangerous places to stand during lightning is under a tree or near tall object

If you are not killed by lightning you will be okay - Victims suffer chronic pain, attention deficit, depression or post-traumatic stress disorder

Victims of lightning remain electrified and are dangerous to touch - A person does not retain a charge like a battery. This myth has led to unnecessary deaths due to delayed efforts to save the patient.

Ways in which lightning can kill

Deaths due to lightning are almost completely preventable if people heed the safety measures.

Lightning can strike one directly. It can also strike one indirectly - by contact with an object such as a pole or a tree that was struck directly.

Lightning can ‘side flash’ from a struck object, such as a tree, to a nearby victim.

Its current can also flow from the soil beneath. This earth current can flow up one limb and down another of the victim, which can result in injury or even death. In other words, lightning can travel through the ground like ripples on the surface of the water.

Recent research published in the South African Journal of Science explained another way in which lightning can injure people – namely lightning’s pressure blast wave.

This pressure blast wave is almost the same as that of a 5 kg TNT bomb and can injure people within 10 m of a lightning flash. This is about enough energy to blow up a concrete pavement.

Electrical thunderstorm precautions

All building structures should have a lightning conductor - nearby but not touching. Stay indoors during a thunderstorm and if you are travelling, stay in the vehicle.

Don’t continue the barbecue (braai). Practising lightning safety is never convenient. Stand under an enclosed metallic shelter if you can.

When indoors try to stay away from corded electrical appliances. It is a good idea to unplug electrical appliances when you hear thunder rumble.

Taking a bath is considered marginally safer than taking a shower during a thunderstorm.

Do not swim during a thunderstorm. Get out of the water when you hear thunder - especially if it takes 30 seconds between lightning flash and thunder bang. If it is 30 seconds or less you are in danger. Wait until there has been no lightning or thunder for thirty minutes before going back in.

If you are in a boat seek shelter.

If you are caught in the open, go inside a fully enclosed building. Avoid hilltops and don’t take shelter under lone trees.

If you are in the open playing sport, fishing, playing golf, soccer or rugby, try and find a fully enclosed metallic shelter. Rather stop the match and go indoors until the storm is over. It is better to have all members playing the game at a later stage than losing any one of your teammates.

Listen to the weather station in your area and give yourself adequate time to get home before thunderstorms arrive. Try and use social media and mobile phones to warn of impending thunderstorm activity. Invest in a lightning early warning system for severe weather to protect lives.

Lightning is dangerous. One should not tempt fate. When thunder roars, go indoors.


RIP to the dead.

I pitty them because they are giving Boko haram a reason to strike in South Africa.

Anyway who cares about what they bring upon themselves.

Sunofgod:
Tit for tat!

You said it all.

UrVillagePpl:
my ppl have a saying that a child that say his mother will not rest will also not rest,...
lols

more countries loading....

Word.

The Child no go see sleep I tell you.

Others should do the same.

Built2last:
First time I visited SA was like in 2000 or so.

Had a SA "Host"...we went to a club..

She told me "if people ask you, dont say you are Nigerian...."

"Why?" I asked

"SA men dont like Nigerians...they say Nigerians are taking their girls "

I laughed it off...

Then I was in a cab...the guy did not know I was Nigerian, he abused a guy in another car...said something about Nigeria..

so curious I asked...."what's the problem"

He said "These Nigeria people are taking our money because they dont fear white man"

The sentiment was already there...even worse for Somalians...

South Africa is going through a severe economic downturn, and whenever a nation is struggling, they lash out at foreigners.

South Africa today is really guilty for allowing this violence and killings define them...

This is on them...

True talk.

segunmelvin:
this guy is really bitter .......and a failure in life

Hey seaweed brain, are you in great physical and psychological pain, or is this your thinking expression as a result of your mental disorder?

segunmelvin:
this guy is really bitter .......and a failure in life

Segun your life is a complete mess and no one cares

Anyway just force your stupidity and inherited failure up your vulture looking ass.

Nigerians should return the favour here in Nigeria.

segunmelvin:
state facts and proofs not jargons .......no one is responsible for ur misfortune .......bitter fellow

None of us is responsible for your failure in life and as such you can go commit suicide for all I care as you are already worthless to this generation and all the generations to come

Son of a nincompoop trying to prove that his stupidity and moronic comments is worth anything.

Somebody's mother

Chai see as dem take beating massage this guy face

Pepe dem gang

segunmelvin:
you're the sick fellow here how can you justify police brutality .......when it happens its ur tyoe they'll come to nairaland to rant

Your stupidity is epic in nature!

You have to examine the baby poo of yours that you call a brain.

However, Just go through the moronic comment you put out and asked yourself if the shit make any sense?

Nitwit, Who even spoke about the police or mentioned the police? You're a slowpoke.

Davash222:
Dem plenty here. Some of them get wet by seeing Money.

Chai you no go wound person with laughter

Beface:
When it comes to fighting Fulani the TIV's go dey play victims but when there see other tribes there go dey form champion. These two communities could have use these energy to fight Fulani as dey get common enemy.

True talk..

segunmelvin:
i hope you'll keep this same energy when you aressted without committing any crime

Keep trying your best not to look or appear sick upstairs.

MarsianAbraham:
ur intelligence is equivalent to that of a "gburugu"....now, don't bother to ask google because even google can not help you out...anyway let me assist your ignorance...."gburugu" - is a big brownish-yellow ugly bush rat with irregular back shape and disgusting smell....

Happy sunday ....how ur cra.ze na....just curious

MarsianAbraham the brain dead

You just want to be my pal by force and as such you have to say happy Sunday with style abi

Ok now happy New Month but do note that I won't forget to patronize your stupidity for fun.

However, Just continue to remind me that the insanity that runs in your family have not killed you yet

Boobrisky. Oh sorry; Bobrisky no dey fear GOD!

Chai See lie as e dey break scale

0temSapien:
Don't get you.

Ok now

Adam did not use any leaf to cover ... , so Mike should do away with it so as to make the photo shoot perfect

Him go fear fear now

0temSapien:
Yeeepa! This will rank among the greatest yabs in history
Good morning.

O boy, why are you doing hide and seek with your comments?

0temSapien:
You finish work for here abeg 5-star yab.

"Foutre" what is this putrid-smell coming from your brain? It can be perceived in Brisbane?

0temSapien:
You've been saying this over and over again. Face your yabs let me face the appraisals. Can't you stick to the game plan?

Stop hidding or holding back your tears and just feel free as crying openly is natural but wait o! You're the pogba Jumia delivered

0temSapien:
Is this supposed to be a yab?

E pain am Just Keep crying

0temSapien:
I like this yab, it's filled with cusswords. Keep it up

Kid, any body who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you a worse advice.

I'm playing sarz beat on you and Marisam your co misfits.

Wow life is fun with you clowns.

0temSapien:
This is a good question. I view humans as a very special species who are on earth to enjoy a physical life, catch fun, offend themselves and forgive too, then return to the afterlives to continue exploring the infinite universes of God Almighty. I love this question.

Wow Puppy if you were to speak your mind, you'd be speechless.