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seeker:
Cover his face with a pillow, and hold it down till he stops struggling. He'll never snore again. Works everytime.

Well done. I hereby award the title of: ONI PAA YAN OF IPAAYAN LAND

I feel ashamed of some of you! Some claim they love their husbands/wives but just because the individual snores, the so-called love has disappeared. Do you guys think the snorer does it intentionally or is the person happy about it? IF you claim to be married and you can't tolerate your husband's/wife's snore then you should reappraise yourself! When you have a child and he/she keeps you awake all night, what are you gonna do? Abandon him or her and go sleep in another room? You people should wake up? Where art your love? I can swear most of you ain't married.
@ Priscila
A BIG SHAME ON YOU . You are bold tell the world that you abandoned a guy you claim to love just because he snores. You even stated that 2 previous girlfriends left him because of this. Congratulations! That makes you number 3 . You deserve a consolation prize. If you truly loved him you would have assisted him in looking for a solution to his problem. Do you know what happens to people that can not tolerate deficiencies in others? They are blessed with deficiencies that they can't run away from. You wanna know how? I won't tell you cos you will be scared!

This is a pointer to the fact that a lot of girls this days don't truly love. What is love all about? The passionate feeling to share, care, cherish, endure, protect, etc. A friend's wife abandoned him just because he lost his job. For 2 years he was living from hand to mouth, surviving on handouts from friends. The wife said she was not born to suffer (who was?). She left the 2 kids with the guy. Now the guy has been blessed with a job with an oil & gas multinational company in Port Harcourt and the BASTARD wants to come back. I repeat it, the BASTARD has been sending emissaries. I would rather die a loner than have such a self-centered and selfish individual as wife.

chinani:
Ohmygosh, it's so interesting that you just wrote that. B/c I think this life is hell and there is no hell.

Sorry about that. Do you stay in Afghanistan? I understand why you equate life to hell. It's a pity. Just endure. You will soon be free. I mean when your guy decides to strap some bombs to himself in order to spend eternity with some virgins in the great beyond
It's 10.47pm here in naija, I have to go pray to my God before going to bed. Cheers.

My friend, I would like to know the name of your sect and what you guys worship. As for me, I worship the only true living God. The I am that I am. The one that was, that is and that will continue to be.The only one that every other living things (humans, powers, etc) bow before. The one whose name performs wonders,

nferyn:
Rottweiler,
Animism has nothing whatsoever to do with atheism. It is as different from atheism as Islam or Christianity.
Anyway, if your faith is unable to withstand skepticism, how weak must it be?

It's just a matter of nomenclature. Animism, atheism, pythomism, pussism, they are all the same. When you worship any god other than God then it means you don't believe in him. And by the way, what has skepticism got to do with this issue? Some of you guys, the problem is that because you are opportuned to be based outside your motherland, you think where you are is equivalent to Heaven and as such, there ain't no Heaven. Please open your eyes and your mind!

Afeni:
Owning a bicycle is an excellent idea. Bicycles would improve the health of the people and they can be locally made. I wonder why you guys are mocking the ideas. . . . . maybe you prefer that we flood our market with western cars, instead of making use of vehicles that are locally produced and will provide jobs for the people of Nigeria.

What are you talking about? Re-appraised your statement. For health sake, imagine thousands of people living in Lagos riding their bicycles from Iyana Ipaja to Victoria Island and back everyday. They would use the whole working hours to recover from the exercise
Let's get real.

I guess if Seun becomes the governor of Ogun state his priority would be the prison service. very funny. when the free, tax-paying and law abiding citizens are yet to get the basic things of life. That's the problem with the leaders we have been unfortunate to have and have had. They are visionless and also have misplaced priorities. The other day, the former minister of transport, Madueke of 3rd term, told us that the solution to our transportation problem in Nigeria is for everyone to own a bicycle . Imagine in this jet-age. The clown actually started by riding a bicycle to his office in Aso Rock as a way of leading by example. Nobody told him to jettison the idea after he fell off the bicycle on 2 or so occasion.
Seun, I can bet my 13th month salary that a lot of nigerians will commit crimes just to a room in any privately built prisons and also get a job at the same time.

My brother, make we no dey deceive ourselves.

@ KAG
I guess KAG means Keenly Against God. I don't want to join issues with you because I know your type. You are spiritually rebellious. All you do is misinterpret what is existing.

People like you follow Guru Maharaji, Olumba Olumba Olumba (OOO), Eckankar, etc. Sects that are like rudderless ships on the high sea. Just a few days back, Guru Maharaji, the so-called perfect master confirm to the whole world that he is the chief patron of OGBONI confraternity in Nigeria. A lot of his followers were dumbfounded!

My friend, were you born this way or you were unfortunate to have been brainwashed by association. I guess you are the perfect master of your cult

It is not advisable to marry someone who doesn't believe in God because the chances of the person polluting your faith is high. They say if you want to catch a monkey, you behave like one but the chances of you becoming a monkey in the process is high.
Darkness and Light don't mix! I know a village in Benin Republic where the chief priest of the SHRINE OF THE PYTHONS is also a member of the Catholic church. And funny enough, the catholic church is situated opposite the shrine. The village is called OUIDAH (pronounced weedah). To me, the people are only deceiving themselves!

Yeah, I believe he 'toasted u' and demanded sex immediately thinking you would fall for it. Who blames him? I don't cos a dozen other girls must have fallen for him. May be some even queued up in his sitting room. In your own case, you told him off, didn't you? Then why bring up the topic now? To show us how saintly you dealt with a star?
@mamaput
Your mother's friend's husband made passes at you, put your hand on his dick, grabs you when your mum ain't around, bla bla bla, did you report to your mum? When you don't report and the guy doesn't get the treatment he deserves from you mum or his wife, what stops him from continuing? The guy would only think you were enjoying it that all you needed was a little more effort from him and your back would be adorning his bed. Whenever it happens, put such men in their rightful places!

IN MOST CASES THE WAY SOME LADIES COMPORT THEMSELVE ATTRACTS ALL THESE KIND OF BEHAVIOUR TOWARDS THEM!

Her photograph was used not because she is Genevieve but because she's pretty! There are thousands of others on the net, most of them, people we don't know. The so-called yahoo-yahoo boys in Lagos are behind this. That's one of the reasons EFCC operatives now raid internet cafés. The genuine internet cafés have posters from EFCC warning customers on the implications of using their facilities to perpetuate 419. In some areas in Lagos if you are found with a flash disk, you would be arrested until the content of the flash disk is ascertained. That's naija for us all

I guess I would congratulate you for spending your own money. At least the 419 guys didn't get to you. Spend the remaining 30K cos there's really nothing we can do with it in present day Naija.

I guess the reason is because the FLESH IS MIGHTIER THAN THE BONES

Those who claim that there is no God are only deceiving themselves. Pure and simple. They mislead others that are young and weak at heart into believing there is no God but they constantly battle with their conscience over the truth. People like the late Tai Solarin. Most of them beg God for forgiveness, if they ever have the opportunity, at their dying moment. Keep on fooling yourselves!

Nigerians are negative about Nigeria because:
(1) there is no portable water
(2) electricity is more or less non-existent
(3) our roads are in terrible shape
(4) educational structures have crumbled
(5) foodstuffs are expensive
(6) policemen harrass and brutalise innocent citizens
(7) there are more unemployed people than the employed
etc etc etc

Dblock:
Nigerians(The Civilians) ruined Nigeria, I'ts so stupid so we run away. Everyone's always blaming the leaders we voted for 'em rigged or not if it is rigged haven't we the brains to protest. It won't take a good president to change this nation the people need changing

Haven't we the brains to protest? NO we don't. What we have is the same brains that you have which told you to check out of the country.

Maki, I dissappointed you, I know. All the same, please accept my belated wishes.
May the almighty God continue to:
preserve you
provide for you
energise you
empower you
transform you
heal you
guide you
etc, etc, etc
May this special day mark the beginning of goods things in your life.

All the best girl.

Darkness and light don't go together! There's nothing like an honourary chieftaincy title. When you are made a chief, usually you are expected to undergo certain initiations. In future, you could even be called upon to perform certain rites on behalf of the community. Take it or leave it, a true christian shouldn't fraternise with traditional institutions unless he/she is trying to convert the traditionalists.

Do you mean N15000 or N150000. If it's N15000, an equivalent of $100, that really won't do much other than petty trading.

They equate law-making to money-making. So constituency is bullshit to them. Most of them spend the whole tenure in Abuja without visiting their constituencies. They only do when they have to go stash some money away in their mansions or when they want to inspect their private projects under construction.

I don't think we have seen anything yet. As a Nigerian, I lost hope a long time ago.

Maki, you know I wouldn't do anything to harm you. Your comfort, security and happiness is paramount. What's gwan girl?

Badman888:
if u scared of girls dosent mean you are gay,

he hasn't told us everything, like "I FIND PEACE, COMFORT AND HAPPINESS IN THE ARMS OF GUYS"

*********Rottweiler burst out laughing*************

Hey guys, everybody seem to be going gay. I think I am gay too. I love girls. Doesn't that make me gay?

@ all gay people
drill a hole in your mattress and fill it up with shit, then do your stuff. DISGUSTING!!! Oh my God, I have puked on my keyboard. Yak, more puke!

*********keeps puking*************

I wonder what you guys are trying to tell us. What does a Nigerian girl have to offer other than her sexuality? It's like asking yourself, WHAT ELSE CAN ONE USE A CAR FOR BESIDES TRANSPORTATION? Basically a car is for transportation but you could also use it for several other things eg. a music studio, a relaxation point, kissing/smouching/sex point, etc.

My friends, our girls have a lot to offer. That's why you are a man explore the relationship. Excuse o, are you saying it's wrong spending money on a girl? If she't truly yours, you would want to do one or two things that would make you be proud of her. When I see my wife looking so good, I smile and have this feeling of fulfillment. You guys should re-appraise yourselves and really decide on what you want.

Please I don't want no justification for no gayish tendencies. 'if people for your street dey talk say you be gay, dem know wetin dem seee. check yourself.!

Sentiments apart, there are lots of Nigerians out there that are very dubious! They come to you in sheeps clothing and strike when you least expect it. Agreed, some other nationalities have moved into the 419 business but Nigerians are still into big time. When I was in the UK a few months back I witness a situation where my brother-in-law caught a guy fiddling  with his mail box. He had to beat the hell out of the guy before the neighbours called the police. Right there in the presence of everybody, he was searched and mails belonging to my brother-in-law were found in his pockets. We seem to be into all sorts of shits. In south africa of today the mere mention of Nigeria makes an average south african alert. The first time i visited SA I felt like crying because the negative impression they have about nigerians robbed off on me at different places. We control the drug market there and the 419 business. Go to a place like HILBROW, just down town Jo'burg you would be amazed. Drugs are sold everywhere by nigerians. An average south african is scared of going to Hilbrow.  One nigerian even had the effontery to ask me to help him get a printout of international calls transaction from NITEL office for him.

Odeku:
On sunday CNN had a documentary on Nigerians living in Houston, couple people were arrested for a ring gang credit card fraud. I was amazed to see a fellow ignorant Nigerian arrested in handcuff and this fool had $500.000 cash stacked in one of his vault. The story never said any thing about the Nigerians doctors, lawyers and nurses in the state, they publicize us Nigerians as criminal coming to the state to continue frivolous activities. its sad to hear.

My brother, an oil stain on a sparkling white gown spoils the beauty of the gown. Despite the fact the stain may occupy less than 2% of the total length/width of the gown people will talk more about the stain than the other qualities of the gown. That is life.

Seun:
What he is trying to say is that most (nigerian) girls have nothing to offer apart from their sexuality.

May be the Jamaican girls have more to offer (sex, weed, sex, weed, more sex, more weed, sex on the tree, more weed on the tree,

If he/they say Naija girls don't have enough to offer, then we should ask him/them which kind of girls has/have he/they been interacting with. May be the girls by the benin border

You think you are turning into a gay? Whose problem is it? If you derive pleasure in doing a fellow guy's ass or vice versa, that your f**king prob. you think you are turning gay? what stage are you in now? when did you discover yourself? I DETEST GAYS! Better see a psychiatrist ASAP.

Propre:
The use of ATM in Nigeria is growing rapidly, experts are of the opinion banks have no business installing, running and Managing them; could this be a money making venture for budding entrepreneurs who can set up and manage ATM franchise business in Nigeria?

If banks have no business installing, running and managing them, then who does? Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC)
Enlighten me please.