₦airaland Forum

K2:
He is responsible for evil.

I believe that you are actually making reference to your own god. He's actually the one responsible for evil. By just reading your post, i conclude that you are one of the evil products of your god. I mean your god, the one you make libation to. the one that is in the corner of your bedroom. the one you talk to when you plan your evil deeds. the one that roaches, rats and other insects perch on in your closet. the one that can't save himself when your house goes up in flames. I guess your parents must have disowned you long ago.                                        

By the powers vested in me, I hereby decree that Jerry Rawlings should be our next President!

As a guy, I cook once in while, especially when I want to give the house a treat. My siblings used to look forward to my food and now my wife does same. She's a better cook than me, even my mum. But for your information, if you are my sister and you don't know how to cook, I am going to spank the shit out of you. Y'all can attack me if you want. I am game!  All these spoilt little girls that think because they give a guy sex, so therefore, he can as well do the kitchen and the laundry. Once again, I will wipe your ass!

I appreciate my parents too. My mum is a woman and my dad a man.
Jokes apart, I lost my dad to the cold hands of death in 1998 but me mum is still alive.

OBJ does not have any bad intention for the nation. Yes I agree. Just like Abacha good intentions. and  IBB too.  OBJ has been in government for almost 7years now and all we see is sycophancy at the highest level, official gangsterism, killings, police intimidation and brutality. If you sum up the amount of money stolen by government officials since the inception of oBJ's administration, it's gonna be times 5 what Abacha looted. They are all the same! It's during his time that government officials embezzle as if there is no tomorrow. Councillors in local government councils are building hotels and houses. Yet we claim to have an agency that fights corruption. Imagine, it was during his time that the IG of police embezzled more than 13billion Naira. If we had ICPC why set up EFCC? Because EFCC was imposed on the nation as one of the conditions for the forgiveness of the nation's debt!

As long as the president continues to surround himself with people with questionable characters: Anenih, Nzeribe, Uba, Alli, etc then it shows us that he just like them.

PDP is already a dead party waiting to be buried. The earlier we put it 6 feet below, the better for our nation. It's so unfortunate that we have all sorts of criminals at the helms of affairs. With people like the Anenihs, Allis, Maduekes, Georges, etc this country will continue to go round and round!

There are two reasons why anybody would question the declaration of June 12 as a public holiday:

1. The person was still a kid in 1993 so the date doesn't make a meaning to him/her
2. The person is one of the anti-democratic forces around. The mere mention of June 12 gives him/her the jitters.

June 12 is a very symbolic date in the lives of all democracy-loving Nigerian. That was the day Nigerians irrespective of ethnic grouping, religious affiliations, geographical distribution, educational background, financial status, etc decided to kick the military out by voting for people with vision. People that feel the pulse of the citizens. People that know the cost of petrol. People that know the cost of a tuber of yam in the market. People that are not arrongant. People that are not self-centered.

Tell me, what happened on May 29 that marks it out as DEMOCRACY DAY? The election that ushered the present government into power in 1999 was characterised by massive riggings. People did not vote in most areas because a lot did not know where the voting centers were. The ballot boxes were hijacked and votes alloted! May 29 is DEMONCRACY DAY!

I think it's all bulls**t! A woman who is not ready to hang on to her husband's name only is not completely ready for marriage! Let her go marry her dad. My wife brought up the issue of adding her dad's name to her name and I told her that I AIN'T TAKING IT! The whole thing is vanity! They want people to know that they are the daughter of so so and so.

Add his name to your name and go back to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***********erin e paa mi lerin*************

talk talk talk. People talk. You could as well say that all Nigerians should be exterminated so that a Nigeria of your dream is established. Some said: ban 'african parachute, aka agbada. I just keep on laughing. Is our identity the problem with Nigeria? Is Agbada the problem? Some people just make comments that make a lot of sense in the cartoon world. The problem with our country is LEADERSHIP: LEE DAR SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The problem is not with our identity neither is it with our agbada. My friend wake up and face reality. You shouldn't make posts because you wanna be in anybody's good book! YAK!

The whole thing sounds stupid to me. He's engaged to be married to someone else and you two are in love.
I can only guess that since the two of you are in love, YOU MUST BE IN LOVE WITH ONE COMMON PERSON. AND THAT SHOULD BE THE GIRL THAT HE'S ENGAGED TO I hope I ain't confusing you

The word LOVE has really suffered. I urge the owners of English to look for another word to replace it.

Badman888:
some people just come on here and say their life history, now putting it on another person head,

Whose life history can I tell better than mine? Yours? My friend tell me something else sil' vous plait.

Sorry, I don't have a PHD in 'marriageology' like someone implied but in 'sexology'. I guess that's one of the many reasons why my wife loves me so much

And for those of you that make disparaging comments about God, I don't blame you. I blame freedom of speech. I guess if you had been born deaf and dumb you would be seeking his face now, fasting and proclaiming his almighty status.
My people say that it's not until you see a man go naked on the street that you know insanity has set in. Some hide under the canopy of hip-hop and corporate attires and big grammar but from their utterances people around would know them.

@Shagari
NL members meeting and getting married? ****Rottweiler is laughing**** Why? I can assure you guys that the marriage won't last for 1year ****starts laughing again****
From what I read in most of the posts on certain family/love related subjects, I have concluded that a lot of people on NL ain't serious about life and know nothing about marriage. I mean marriage, not co-habition.
@Shagari I think what you have in mind is sex not marriage! Who doesn't want sex? You have not married any other ladies or guys you have met and know, it's the one on the net (NL) that you know nothing about that you are thinking of.****starts laughing again****. Just send me an IV whenever we find any.****laughing and drooling****

Everything Ended In A Hotel Room

On a Sunday morning your husband who is on weekend duty leaves the house for the office. You expect him to return not later than 6pm. You wait till 8pm and still no news from him. You call his mobile phone and all you get is a continous ring. You are worried, anger also sets in. Why doesn't he pick up his phone? By 10pm you start calling his friends and no one seems to know his whereabout. The kids go to sleep and you go into short bouts of sleep. On Monday morning you eventually get to know he died the previous day. You wail, you sop, you scream, WHY YOU, HOW? You eventually find out it was in a hotel room, obviously with another girl/woman and she took off. Her identity is not yet known. What would you do? It's pathetic but also real because it happened just yesterday (June 4) to a colleague. Usually, the wife is always the LAST to know. Again what would you do if it were you?

People just raise dust where there's non! How many times does your car break down on the 3rd mainland? How many times do you set foot on the bridge? How many kilometers long is the bridge? Is that the only bridge within that axis? Carter, Eko and other bridges in Lagos Island have been there years before the 3rd mainland bridge was built and they are still standing.

The truth of the matter is the few who complain about vibration on the 3rd mainland bridge are scared of driving/or being in a vehicle on the bridge. Why? Because it is the longest bridge on water in Nigeria! I guess what you guys are suffering from is 'BRIDGIPHOBIA'.

None of this ones shall become president. Mark my words.

Hey guys! What we are talking about here is SNORING. I do not believe that anybody is born to suffer but my concern is that after exchanging marital vows with your partner (to love, cherish and protect till death do you part) you can not endure a minor problem which even has a cure. What if your husband/wife that you claim to love is involved in an accident which leaves him/her crippled from waist down. what would you do? Obviously most of you will run away

I guess there are different kinds of love:
Love for money
Love for comfort
Love for sex
Love for protection

[quote author=MrLawng=topic=14236.msg396397#msg396397 date=1149205483]@rottweiller

There are some incredibly stupid ones. check www.419eater.com[/quote]Yes I agree, these ones are the opportunistics ones, the secondary school students, the jobless boy on the street. In Lagos they are called the YAHOO-YAHOO boys. They catch most of their victims from chatrooms whey they assume an identity that they are not. I was surprised a while ago when I was informed that boy I used to know in the 80s was caught. It was unbelievable. The boy not older than 19yrs! he had succeeded in conning an unsuspecting foreigner of some dollars.

pespes:
good for them igbo boys that claim to be mafia ,anyone that knows them should advice to go to school to learn english and also to repent. igbo boys GOD just thougt them a lesson.LEARN on how to do other than 419

My friend the main actor in that 419 clip ain't an Igbo guy. From his accent, he probably from Benin or Delta. They don't pronounce letter L [Kill = kii). Listen to the clip once again. If you have mingled with Nigerians from all ethnic groups, you would have known. Just the same way hausas have problem pronouncing P, V, F [people = fifle] and the yorubas, H, V

What are you doing at Tejuosho market and why do people call you the basket boy?

There's no need fighting over this subject. The lying thing in relationships is mutual. Guys lie. ladies lie. Guys are the greatest liars. Ladies are the greatest liars. Guys pretend. Ladies pretend.
He tells you he's off to the gym, he goes to Kubura's crib
She tells you she's off to the salon, she goes to Rottweiler's kernel
He calls to say he's working late, he actually at Annette's bunk
She leaves a note on the dinning table that she's gone to the church for good women fellowship but she's @ Hassan's joint

Darkchild:
Rottweiller. May I ask how u know they are intelligent? Just a question.

If you know the 'brainwork' involved in the process of conning a person (i mean an enlightened individual), you would definitely marvel. A case in point: hope you remember how 3 nigerians help ruin a bank in Brazil through 419. It's amazing! Are you aware of the Nigerians that designed a website similar to that of the South African central bank and were conducting some transactions until they were caught. All the business took place in a hotel in SA.

One more,
A Port Harcourt based business man imports some asian ceramic tiles worth millions into the country but could not get a market for them due to the arabic designs they carry. He met with somebody who introduces him to some 419 specialist. They promised to help dispose of them at an agreed cost. They went around town with samples telling dealers in tiles that they have a contract in Abuja to build a very large mosque and they need these specific tiles for the design. They left their complimentary cards with each prospective victim. At the end of the day, word got to one major contractor that someone had those in PH. The innocent contractor went there and and bought off the whole consignment from the original importer. He called and waited for the Abuja contractors to no avail. Eventually the police got involved. End of story. So what do you say? 419 people are daft?

whiteroses:
what do i press o, when i checked on the link i saw a window media and i don't know what to press, somebody respond everybody is laughing and i'm like what happened,
what did i miss

Just wait. It's gonna start playing automatically. The response time will depend on your network. As you laugh, scrutinise and analyse it. It was made to make people laugh. It's comedy419. The people into big 419, unfortunately are highly intelligent people.

When did June 6, 2006 become 666? It's funny that some churches have even called for special fasting just for the innocent day. But if people are genuinely born again, why should they be scared of the day?

Mat 25:13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

The day is gonna come and go like any other day, but for me, I am gonna party because my 2nd daughter (see photo) is clocking 2yrs on that day.

*********just unbanned by General Seun***********

My people, this is another branch of 419. It ain't real. Well, I guess it can also be classified as 'comedy419'. Just take your time to analyze the whole thing. I have got the audio file on my phone for a while. As you laugh, take you time to analyze it.

B U L L S H I T!!!

MissEniola:
When I was young,

How old are you now?

I used to think christianity was a cult,

Now that you are an adult what do you think christianity is?

them people walking around with pamphlets used to scare the chit out of me,

Why were you scared? Were you possessed?

there was this particular dude by the mountain of fire church, always waiting for me when im walking back from school. I used to take off my shoes and run whenever I got to the area and he would run after me while his fellow brothers hailed him “catch her catch her” any passerby would think I was the demon and they were trying cure me or something.

Are you sure they were not trying to rape you? The story doesn't make sense

[quote ]however way I choose to live my life is between me and my God, I don’t need any middle man neither muhammed nor jesus to get to God period.
[quote][/quote]Obviously you don't need any Mohammed or Jesus 'cos your god is right there in your room, DEAD! With all the incantations and libation, there hasn't been a response. You sure he's still gonna answer?

We should ask the guys to list their parameters for judging happiness. One more thing, did they say Nigerians are the happiest people or Nigeria is the happiest country. To me they mean two differnt things. They could have classified the country as happiest because of the abundance of natural resources.

@Rhodalyn
Yes! Nigerian men are ugly. We are proud of being so. Our ugliness attracts lots of friends to us. thats why we have people like you in our midst.  Infact, I am f**kinly UGLY.  My friends call me THE WARWAR

Hey Maki,
It so nice that you appreciate my rotty face I am actually blushing at the moment. I appreciate the fact that we have met. What Nairaland has joined together,

Guys, I think I am the President of the UPC. Obasanjo or Taribo ain't taking it from me, OK?