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Crime › Re: There Is Nothing Like Money Rituals by RSVP:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Bros I hate to tell you but there is jazzzzz! I mean science!

You know real otumopor!

Location dey!

No doubt ham.

You will see stars if dem nack you one ring.

You still be small Lerner. Watin you know sef

SMH.
Celebrities › Re: Zainab Balogun: Why I Am Single 6 Years After Leaving London For Lagos by RSVP: 3:45pm On Jan 20, 2018
oliidell:
Ladies should look beyond property. Anyone that has access to a car can date that aunty. Guys too should work hard. A man of marriage age should at least have good prospects. After all an old adage says 'be sure before you marry of a house wherein to tarry.
You're absolutely right!
They need to start looking beyond a man property/bank account.
Celebrities › Re: Zainab Balogun: Why I Am Single 6 Years After Leaving London For Lagos by RSVP: 2:55pm On Jan 20, 2018
bobokunlexzy:
The problem is that she is actually looking for a rich dude with those qualities she mentioned but datz gonna be hard cos a guy can't be rich & transparent/honest especially wen it comes to dating. Lag ladies no go let am rest. She should go for a broke guy & toosh him up. Shikena
Dey can't even date an avarage guy not to talk of one broke dude...Imagine one aunty boldly told me she can't date any guy that doesn't own a car and guess what she's almost 35.. I just laugh.
Romance › Re: 10 Memes On The Trending Sex Doll by RSVP: 12:20pm On Jan 17, 2018
When delivery man finally brought ur BF sex doll.

Science/Technology › Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by RSVP: 7:55pm On Jan 16, 2018
RIP chicken.

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 7 MAPOLY Students And Others For Yahoo Yahoo With Juju (See Photos) by RSVP: 3:59pm On Jan 16, 2018
...

The reek of putrescence surrounding this oeconomia though surreptitious is glaring

But

EFCC has become an opprobrious nomine for a unitarum that is proficient in arresting miscreant yardbirds

while sequestering politicians
who ab-antiquo are the kleptomaniacs and bona fide autochthonous owners of corruption and criminality

Who cozen and pauperize the populus because of their moral turpitude

And I'm tempted to ask

Is this new modus operandi their Causa existentium?

#Eco99#
Allahu Akbar.

#IYAMSWEATING
Science/Technology › Re: Boy Poses With Bush Baby In Enugu State After It Was Killed (Photos) by RSVP: 10:02pm On Jan 15, 2018
Where is the mat? shocked

I need ham.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by RSVP: 7:01pm On Jan 15, 2018
Have you tired getting intouch with some of your old friends for help?

I understand it's really hard in this kinda situation but at times you need to start looking inward to find help.

Confide in your close family members and friends maybe they could come up with better plans or best business you engage in.

And please try to move more closer to God.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Or Roman Goddess?: Who Rocked The N1.1m Pajamas Better? (Photos) by RSVP: 6:29pm On Jan 15, 2018
lekanation:
this Roman goddess of a girl's water melon will weigh 50kg each according to my calculation
Na 98kg I calculate from here ooo.

Abeg which formula you use?
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Or Roman Goddess?: Who Rocked The N1.1m Pajamas Better? (Photos) by RSVP: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2018
I just love slim girls. Dem got skills kiss .

All way nah way wink
Romance › Re: The Face Of The Guy Who Rejected A Lady's Proposal & Ran Away (Pictured) by RSVP: 6:11pm On Jan 15, 2018
kay29000:
Is he running out of the country because of the proposal?
No! He's just taking a stroll cheesy


Let's be honest . What you gon do if one of your GF propose to you publicly like dis?? cheesy
Events › Re: Unyime Idem Gets 20 Birthday Cakes In 90 Minutes! (Photos) by RSVP: 5:54pm On Jan 15, 2018
Dirty??

Dis idoit wey dem use one fulani calabash mode his bd cake sef dey tok.smh

Clown.

Romance › Re: Who Will Foot The Marriage Ceremony Bills If She Proposes? by RSVP: 4:55pm On Jan 15, 2018
biacan:
First I'll never date someone out of pity cool
Complete ur statement. smiley
Romance › Re: Who Will Foot The Marriage Ceremony Bills If She Proposes? by RSVP: 4:23pm On Jan 15, 2018
biacan:
The man didn't accept her proposal...... I was actually embarrassed by his actions..... smh
His or Her action?


Would you accept a guy proposal out of pity?
Crime › Re: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by RSVP: 11:30am On Jan 15, 2018
thunderbabs:
Lol... My guy don go send money to those selling fake fixed games.... Dey don scam am...

Jus pick d number of cloths u can carry, and go and find a nice place in bet9ja shop and stay till you recover that money odawise na omorogun she go use batter ur skull dz evening....

Infact, she will hand u over to Magu too afta d beatings.
Me sef dey reason ham too... Dem don job ham with dus fake fixed matches.... Shey omo ni eleyii abi idiot

Crime › Re: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by RSVP:
Honestly I hate to say you are a stupid kid.


Just tell your mom say you won buy land and you eventually got scammed by a friend. He used your money travel out.

OR


Dey act like say craze enta ur body anytime ur mom come back from work.. Fear go catch her and she go carry you go ur pastor for deliverance.



OR

Just switch on ur bad boy mood and complete ur mission... Run away from home! Yeah cool grin .. Eleribu omo jatijati.
Investment › Re: Urgent Loan Please by RSVP: 6:24am On Jan 15, 2018
Try Paylater app bro.
Crime › Re: Masquerade Who Was Knocked Down In Uyo Get Buried By Colleagues. by RSVP: 6:05am On Jan 15, 2018
See their tiny legs sef...Smh
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Share The Foolish Things They 've Ever Done For Love by RSVP: 6:01am On Jan 15, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Lola Omotayo Smokes At Lagos Club (Video) by RSVP: 10:26pm On Jan 14, 2018
Is it your smoke?

Will you keep quiet?
Celebrities › Re: New Photo Of E-money Will Make You Double Your Hustle This 2018 by RSVP: 1:55am On Jan 14, 2018
meemaa:
Please good people of nairaland.... I humbly solicit for your help to help me with any amount of cash you can give....I'm so broke that this life is becoming somewhat meaningless to me....please lend a helping hand ....and I promise to invest this money in trade or crypto business to have a stable income... I know some of you have enough cash that giving me something wouldn't make any effect on you...please help a brother by donating to this addresses :
Perfectmoney : U12150566
Bitcoin : 16ME3ULkwaCyj892u4QL59CiJgz9tptdQF

Please if you need my Nigerian bank account please reach me through my email : dmikemda@gmail.com
Thanks for your anticipated kind gesture and God will bless you in multiple folds as you help.
NOTE: I'm not scam...this is for real
I'm sorry to quote yoU Bro but don't expect anyone to help you on here.. We all have problems .

Forget dis mentality say people go help you.
Pick up ur shlt and start from somewhere.
Forget family or friends..they would want to be part of your story only when you become successful!
Them no go show face now. Most of them are azzhole.Just forget them aND move on..

You still get data sef.. 3 days hunger never catch you before? Smh
Crime › Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 1:29pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:
How you use know say I dey sip monkey tail?

I don dey suspect you cheesy
Ma NiGaA grin

Dis ur reasoning nobi from here Oo. Na fresh from weed land grin cheesy

Crime › Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 1:16pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:
Make we enter bush na.

Enter for your end there, I go enter from my end here. Before we meet for middle, our bags and crates go don full with endangered uncommon things (that na if herdsmen no waylay us for road o. grin

Like my idea?
Ur idea good... Walahi grin

Pass me dat monkey tail wey u dey drink make we gada dey in spirit b4 we enta bush..

You correct tru tru.
Crime › Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 1:01pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:
My papa get, I come dey ask you for your own? undecided

Abeg as you no dey fear swear, make we move your grandpa own na.
Lolz. I for don move everything if my Pman get nah.

Na all dis old school black plastics disc plate him get and I don sell ham tehteh. I dey even use style find Ago Elepon dat time but him no get cheesy

Just imagine If we move like 15 pieces of dis ivory shyte mehn....
Crime › Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 12:45pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:
Where can I reach you? Hope grandpa will not swia for us undecided
Forget swia jare.


How many ur papa get?

PM me nitori oloun make we gada reason. grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by RSVP:
Yahoo Yahoo sef no easy.


Mod: We finally made FTC on NL bro!.


Ur meme is one good luck charm!!!

More chicken fall on ur table dis 2018! grin cheesy

Now show ur face nah. cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Newman Emmanuel Edward: "If You Are Rich & Don't Help Pastors, You Will Die" by RSVP:
Baby onike cheesy

Romance › Re: See What This Slay Queen Posted On FB by RSVP: 8:58am On Jan 13, 2018
15 years??

Slay queen indeed.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Executed In Saudi Arabia, 14 Others To Follow by RSVP: 8:47am On Jan 13, 2018
Some pple get mind sha.


Saudi na death zone.
Sports › Re: Saudi Women Spotted In Stadium For The First Time In History(Photos) by RSVP: 8:37am On Jan 13, 2018
This is amazing!

Make them allow them use internet too...

Dey look fresh wink

Celebrities › Re: New Photo Of E-money Will Make You Double Your Hustle This 2018 by RSVP: 9:34pm On Jan 12, 2018
coolh3ad:
Nice one Boss. True talk. You know something....
Boss man. smiley

U connect.

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