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Autos › Re: Just Arrived 2010 Lexus RX350 Comes With A Mini Fridge. Duty Paid. 67000km. 7.8m by RSVP: 12:39pm On May 13, 2018

Cosplay:
Whatever happened to the fridge?

I don rent ham and I rent d VIN too.. cheesy

Crime › Re: Yomi Shogunle Warns Yahoo Boys Relocating From Lagos Because Of EFCC by RSVP: 8:27am On May 13, 2018

Change ur mentality.

Make money.

Invest in something meaningful and forget dis "street" shit!

It's simple as ABC!

" I be Yahoo Boy" " I'm a baller" .. Like seriously??

EFCC go straight una head.. No worry.

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Romance › Re: HML Lalasticlala (photos) by RSVP: 8:03am On May 13, 2018

Show us his woman nah. cheesy

I know lalas ain't gáy.

HML bro.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Does A Lot Of Rituals, Don’t Compare Him With Don Jazzy – Kemi Olunloyo by RSVP: 8:00am On May 13, 2018

awa:
How she take know self

Ritualist know ritualist.

Celebrities › Re: "Just Shut Up Please!" - Davido Tells Fan. Burna Boy Replies by RSVP: 11:42am On May 10, 2018*

Enemyofpeace:
who tolded you that?

Jet no cost nah.

HP laser jet cheesy

I'm a big fan of good news but If to own a private jet is that easy then all these our politicians for don get plenty of it.

Not that he or his pop couldn't afford it but the maintenance and all the package that comes with it nko?

But again, watin I know.

Anything is possible for dis naija.

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Celebrities › Re: "Just Shut Up Please!" - Davido Tells Fan. Burna Boy Replies by RSVP: 11:37am On May 10, 2018

[quote author=mxkissx2211 post=67439196][/quote]Shey u dey see "customer" for dis ur level so??

Na WA oo

Romance › Re: I Checked Through Her Whatapps Messages, I Almost Fainted by RSVP: 7:58am On May 09, 2018

prinsam30:
Bro I'm trying to comot from frypan ur pushing ursef to enter fire ba

Leave me make i enta fire nah. Is it ur fire? cheesy

Give me my chioma digit jaree.

Guy code.

Romance › Re: I Checked Through Her Whatapps Messages, I Almost Fainted by RSVP: 5:33am On May 09, 2018

Drop her digit bro.

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Politics › Re: This is embarrassing: see what NTA wrote about Buhari. by RSVP: 4:33am On May 09, 2018

Haha NTA still dey? ?

Dat network news tune dey vex me.

Taran ra ra ta ta taran ra

Really?? Who does that? grin

Health › Re: Ghanaian Nurse Vitiligo Sufferer: "Why My Mum Deserves Some Accolades" by RSVP: 12:51pm On May 08, 2018

friendlyadvice:
she no even fine sef

Kai! I for say make thunder fire u but no!

Let's go biblical.

"Woe betide you" for you've sin.

Science/Technology › Re: See How A Spider looks Up Close by RSVP: 2:15am On May 05, 2018

Sleekydee:
looks more beautiful to me...

Pass me d poli bro.

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Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim & Iceberg Slim: Who Dumped Who? - Fans Ask by RSVP: 10:35pm On May 04, 2018

Iceberg are you OK?

Juliet are you alright?

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Autos › Re: 3 Newly Cleared Cars From Tin Can All Toks Select Yours by RSVP: 10:18pm On May 04, 2018

Cosplay:
Oh you went to edit your post after seeing the destruction?

You for leave am.

You think say na by posting nice car on all the accidented vehicles in this section?

Lol. Make we dey look you.

Alaye, You badt gan. grin

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles Stars And The Cars They Drive (Photos) by RSVP: 8:53pm On May 04, 2018

One would wonder if dem no dey chow at all but deR money fat gan

Health › Re: Man Taking His Bath On Lekki Epe Expressway (Photos) by RSVP: 11:14pm On May 02, 2018

Oshozondi

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by RSVP: 11:11pm On May 02, 2018

GreenArrow1:
Baba! No be wyning o. For reals.

Kai! IssaBanga!

Forti Teri Miliyon Naira!

Nothing go sleep for dat persin house tonight. cheesy

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by RSVP: 11:01pm On May 02, 2018

GreenArrow1:
With 100 Naira fa!

Bros no wyne nah.

My heart don dey do gbom gbom

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by RSVP: 10:56pm On May 02, 2018

GreenArrow1:
Mtschew! Person just win 42 million Naira for this same NL just now now. Na fiancé matter una dey yarn!

Are you serious huh

Celebrities › Re: Girl Who Tattooed Davido On Her Hand Cries: "Davido No Remember Me" (Photos) by RSVP: 10:04pm On May 02, 2018

Q: Is she crazy?

A: Yes.

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Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Reacts To Davido's Assurance For Chioma: Don't Cook For Bae Till by RSVP: 8:01pm On May 01, 2018

sunnysunny69:
It's not about dishes, it's about quality of Baba's work. Well-done Chioma.

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Celebrities › Re: 'I Am Spending The Rest Of My Life With Chioma - Davido To Birthday Guests (Vide by RSVP: 6:09pm On May 01, 2018

David160:
What exactly is this girl doing to him?

I know

Crime › Re: Bike Snatcher Dies In Ogun While Escaping by RSVP: 9:36am On Apr 30, 2018

uuzba:
Bike? Instant Karma. And we are happy.
-
Nigeria's loot gone, irresponsible leaders, president that approves of Fulani killing his citizens, then calling his citizens"Lazy Youth", going overseas to tell Oyibos that all his citizens are CORRUPT,
...
no instant Karma for that one?
...
Where is the home address of this Karma thing? I need to pay a visit and check out if it is well.

Bro, all these petty thieves are ruthless.

They could kill for just 200#.
Why is he with a gun?

I understand where u coming from tho.

Crime › Re: Bike Snatcher Dies In Ogun While Escaping by RSVP: 9:32am On Apr 30, 2018

I don't pity dis kinda pple.

Celebrities › Re: Bambam Poses With Her Backside At Quilox by RSVP: 1:04pm On Apr 26, 2018

Juell:
Yorubas are blessed, no matter how slim, they'll still have backside.

Especially Ibadan chick. shocked

DeR face no dey too fine but deR behind na DIE.

We die here. kiss

Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks Exposes Unfaithful Girlfriends by RSVP: 1:00pm On Apr 26, 2018

CastroTbb:
I wonder why people no longer comment on NL

Dis one way 2000# data dey finish within 3 days.

All dis pple won keeeeee persin ma broda.

Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks Exposes Unfaithful Girlfriends by RSVP: 12:53pm On Apr 26, 2018

tofolo:
So? 2 can play that game. Meanwhile someone should help me explain the words below.

Politics › Re: Police Arrest Dino Melaye's Doctor Who Treated Him At Zankli Hospital by RSVP: 2:45pm On Apr 25, 2018

Spinal cord injury bawo.

Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Pushing Wheelbarrow In Owerri: What Really Happened by RSVP: 2:40pm On Apr 25, 2018

Pushing a wheel barrow won't earn you votes Mr Sowore...all na scam.

We don wise pass dat one.

Just tell us why you need our votes.

Shikana.

Romance › Re: Guy Buys A N15M Mercedes Benz E350 For His Girlfriend (Photos) by RSVP: 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2018

One Lazy youth

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths Get World Bank N8.6bn Graduate Unemployment Youths Support Schem by RSVP: 9:13pm On Apr 24, 2018

Make dem start to dey credit our account ooo.

Make i know hear say one snake swallow d moni o

Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Shares Picture Under Arrest At Airport by RSVP: 9:32am On Apr 23, 2018

See our senator be like 2pac crew

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Food › Re: A Quick Question Ontop Beans Matter. by RSVP(op): 10:07pm On Apr 22, 2018

CDCEO001:
If i want cook beans i no go wash, i go just add water, boil like like 10-15 minutes, put am down, pour out the dark water, add new water, wash and pour out the water. Add new water and start cooking. Some years back if i no boill am pour out the dark water first, e go make me dey shit too much.

You need dey chop ur beans with bread (Agege Bread) to avoid too much poopooing. grin

Beans Code wink

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