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Romance › Re: Make This Girl Leave Me Alone Naw!! by RSVP: 3:30am On Feb 15, 2018

Cee-c and Tolu

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Romance › Re: 'its Wrong For Parents To Do Spiritual Background Check For Your Spouse' - Tope by RSVP: 3:25am On Feb 15, 2018

Don't let one ahlfa or pastor ruin ur relationship.

You just have to understand some people are not meant to be hence their marriage go get k leg. It's nobody fault.

Accept ur fate and move on!

Simple.

Webmasters › Re: How Can I Build A Forum Similar To Nairaland? by RSVP: 4:15pm On Feb 11, 2018

Do ur homework well and build a better site than nairaland.

Good luck!

Celebrities › Re: Diamond Platnumz Dispels Rumors Of His Death With An Instagram Post by RSVP: 12:24pm On Feb 11, 2018

Some bloggers right now

Autos › Re: 2008 Toyota Camry Hybrid For Sale At A Very Affordable Price. by RSVP: 4:00am On Feb 05, 2018

First body ?

Romance › Re: The Best Time I Enjoyed My Husband Is When His Broke Why? by RSVP: 10:12am On Feb 04, 2018

Sorry madam but i think your husband is one stupid azzhole.

Dem full everywhere. Na dem type dey humble pass bcuz dey are broke jzt let dem get small shikini change . Lobatan. Na dat tym dem go remember say one club dey ikorodu.

Look, don't try to please him... He won't change. I swear.

Fvck him up anytym he mess up with u and if his dull brain refuse to reset .. Abeg u, accept d fact that he doesn't deserve you.

Autos › Re: 2 Units Of Lexus Es350 2013 And 2014 Model Fully Loaded Toks by RSVP: 9:56am On Feb 04, 2018

hubcruz:
You will get one soon

Amen

Autos › Re: 2 Units Of Lexus Es350 2013 And 2014 Model Fully Loaded Toks by RSVP: 9:43am On Feb 04, 2018

My dream car kiss

Kai!

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 5 Years Broke Up With Me Because Of What Her Pastor Said. Help! by RSVP: 9:36pm On Feb 03, 2018

List 5 fake names and ask your pastor to help you select which one is compatable with you ....

Trust me .. 90% of dem will radomly pick a name.

Awon werey . Dem no dey see shîT.

That girl has made up her mind . Just let her go!

And mind you, dey normally list 2 or more names for their pastor to select d better one so, take heart bro.

Mod: Some pple don teh for dis forum oo.

2007 kai! Awon agba awo re ooo shocked

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Computers › Re: Help! Help!! Help!! by RSVP: 7:51pm On Feb 02, 2018

It doesn't power at all or what?

Celebrities › Re: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by RSVP: 1:13pm On Feb 02, 2018

Enemyofpeace:
Her body odour no get part two

My guy.

Watin consign body odour wit dis mata nah?

U sure say u neva sip somthn dis morning ehn cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija To "Give Water And Wipes To All The Ladies" - Precious Ezenzu Reacted by RSVP: 12:58pm On Feb 02, 2018

Enemyofpeace:
I am washing it on DSTV na

Ok. DSTV issa bae kiss

Keep washing bro cool

Thug

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija To "Give Water And Wipes To All The Ladies" - Precious Ezenzu Reacted by RSVP: 12:49pm On Feb 02, 2018

Enemyofpeace:
I am at home washing bbn and the big brother gaved the a very difficult task as a punishment

I don't want to quote you but i need to know how you take wash ham. grin

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Technology Market › Re: Cheap Hp Chrome "As Is" by RSVP: 7:43am On Jan 31, 2018

Carry ham go cumputer village nah.

Dem fit burst d password.

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Breaks The Internet As She Goes Completely Topless In New Photos by RSVP: 12:33pm On Jan 30, 2018

Sheyi wey no get boobs

Celebrities › Re: Video:rap Artist Jasmine Okeke Fight Her Best Friend Over Her Dwarf Boyfriend by RSVP: 6:11am On Jan 30, 2018*

Here is the alleged "dwarf" they fought over.

Dude is from yankee based on his blink blink and something my brother called "accent" (sorry i no sabi book) grin

I could hear lots of problematic words like.

"yo" yo"

"Wat the fcck mehn"

"Yo" " let me handle this mehn"

And some other words i could not translate but trust me there are lots of "mhen" and "yo" accompany with serious boot kicking in dis video.

I do dis for my pple dat won't love to waste their MB in dis Nigeria economy. cool

You are welcome.
Love you too kiss

Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Assaulted By Military Man In Lagos (Photos) by RSVP: 4:55pm On Jan 28, 2018

A part of me believe this woman is saying the truth but I fear she might not get the right justice.

Nigeria is a joke.

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Travel › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by RSVP: 10:47am On Jan 26, 2018

safarigirl:
was he chasing her? Did she not eventually run?

He was not trying to rape or kidnap her, he was trying to get her out if his car and she just tagged it 'rape and kidnap' because she knows that people are quick to believe females whenever they use those popular tags.

This is emotional blackmail

I'm sorry to quote you.

But damn! You got my respeckt!

Your head dey function well well. I swear.

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Celebrities › Re: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by RSVP: 11:21am On Jan 25, 2018

classicMan22:
hbd dear.send my own come oo

Celebrities › Re: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by RSVP: 11:11am On Jan 25, 2018

classicMan22:
u don't mean it doctor Jesus 2 day is ur birthday hbd hope RSVP will be very buku.

Chicken full ground.

Business › Re: Kingsway Ibadan: Before And After Pictures by RSVP: 11:04am On Jan 24, 2018

You need to see the badly state of a govt secondary school along that Sango Poly Rd IB .

The major gate/fence, Class rooms, Hall.. Infact, almost everything in that school are physically damaged and dirty!

There should be proper measures to secure and maintain all govt properties especially schools in our country.

Look, We are doomed in dis country.

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Crime › Re: Friend Of The Osun State Girl Who Was Allegedly Used For Ritual By Yahoo Boys by RSVP: 11:21pm On Jan 23, 2018

If I hustle my money

You go follow me chop ham

Na me bring come Lagos

Abi I look lyk your fada.

.........

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Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo And His Wife, Amara Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by RSVP: 4:49pm On Jan 23, 2018

Dis woman is just one selfish pig!

I'm sure she no go say Jack if na her brother dey follow Kanu jolloy all his money.

Where she dey when kanu and his brother dey share bread chop for village.

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Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Anambra Market (Photos) by RSVP: 6:55pm On Jan 22, 2018

Austinoiz:
I saw a proposal under duress and looking ahead, I see a 'wicked' marriage and a possible divorce loading.

Haba.

Cool down.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: This Nigerian Artist’s Artworks Are So Realistic It’s Hard To Believe by RSVP: 6:26pm On Jan 22, 2018

Are you kidding me?

Tell that man behind the cardboard to come out!

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Technology Market › Re: Been moved to auto section by RSVP: 6:19pm On Jan 22, 2018

First body?

Romance › Re: Aww! Friends Creates Rubber Ring For Their Friend To Engaged His Longtime Gf(pic by RSVP: 4:30pm On Jan 22, 2018

She won't mind even if It is a plastic ring.

Baby girl is smart!

Sexdoll go soon full market now.

Crime › Re: Father Brutalizes His Son For Misplacing House Keys. Photos by RSVP: 2:03pm On Jan 22, 2018

Romance › Re: "Don't Have Sex For Free This 2018" - Lagos Runs Girl Advises Ladies (Video) by RSVP: 12:05pm On Jan 22, 2018

Dem almost finish dis one glory... grin

Jzt wait... E no go teh wink

Crime › Re: A Nairalander Just Scammed Me. by RSVP: 8:43am On Jan 22, 2018

Brb

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