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Politics › Re: Hardship: FG Reserves Right To Pay Fuel Subsidy — Presidential aide, Veŕheijen by rubyjan(f): 8:23pm On Mar 08, 2024

jmoore:
Tinubu with a disasterstroke.

They are ashamed to admit that they are paying subsidy, much higher than previous government.

You can't use propaganda to fix Nigeria. You can only deceive your APC supporters cos they are gullible.

NYSC › Re: Chaos At NYSC Abuja Camp: Alleged Assault By Commandant On Corps Members by rubyjan(f): 9:38am On Dec 15, 2023

Namaster:
Kill NYSC now!

Kill ke?

why not murder? Infact kukuma assassinate NYSC grin

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Food › Re: Popular Congolese Delicacy Called Mbinzo (photos) by rubyjan(f): 9:12pm On Aug 31, 2023

NwaAmaikpe:

I will pick this over Ewedu soup any day.
It is better I die from eating a fashionista worm than I die from eating hydraulic soup stirred with toilet brooms.

Welcome back the original crazy guy. I've missed your comments ooo.

Newbies are fuming cos of your comment. They never jam grin

Politics › Re: Governor Alex Otti Monitors Abia Community Cleanup (Video, Photos) by rubyjan(f): 9:19pm On Jun 01, 2023

[/quote][quote author=RacistProudIgbo post=123499736]Good One, Abians voted for change and change in all ramifications in good will visit them.

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Food › Re: How Many Times Do You Cook In A Week? by rubyjan(f): 12:24pm On May 05, 2023

Holluwhakemmy:
Use charcoal or firewood now

somebody that is lazy to cook should now start gathering firewood to cook grin

Una no go kill me for this NL.

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Politics › Re: 10 Days To Go: No Cash Yet For Elections - INEC by rubyjan(f): 9:21am On Feb 15, 2023

[/quote][quote author=Hendrixky post=120920016]It shows you haven't done inec work or you have no idea what it entails

Politics › Re: Nobody Will Be Allowed To Destabilise Nigeria - President Buhari Vows by rubyjan(f): 1:18pm On Apr 21, 2022

Penywise:
Only the president is allowed to do so

Nairaland get characters.

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Family › Re: Hubby Mysteriously Disappeared After Meeting Lover In Hotel — Wife by rubyjan(f): 4:53am On Mar 07, 2022

A marriage that is less than a year has produced a 5months old baby.
Yoruba people and fake marriages. The so called marriage usually starts at naming ceremony where the man and woman wear same material and that identify them as husband and wife by their family and friends.

Probably why the men do not behave like married men cos they feel they are cohabiting. They still keep their string of girlfriends.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine: You’re Acting Like Bandits – Russia Tells US, Others by rubyjan(f): 9:03am On Mar 06, 2022

Why don't you stick with the N1000 grin

Cos this your 5,000 fit no work ooo cheesy

Antoeni:
A lady posted on her status saying she needs N1000 urgently�
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People were just observing the post without saying anything�
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Then a guy commented and said DM�
He DM'her asked for her acct details and sent her N1500� and told her to use the remaining N500 for herself �
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The lady thanked him�....
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One day the lady called the guy and asked for a date, he agreed and they went to a fancy restaurant.
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They developed strong feelings for each other
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Then the lady surprised him with a brand new Ferrari and she took the guy to Australia and they got married
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MORAL OF THE LESSON : I need N5000 urgently

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Storm Eunice: Four dead and others injured as 120mph winds batter UK (Pics, Vid) by rubyjan(f): 8:35am On Feb 20, 2022

And they couldn't find another name for the storm : huh

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by rubyjan(f): 9:08pm On Jan 03, 2022

dingbang:
you are welcome bro. See just find woman wey her salary start from 150k. It will ease up things for you a bit. Trust me .

We have a lot of coded female doctors who are single and they are always busy. No time for dating. That is a good source for you to catch.

In order words, he should turn a gold digger for single female doctors in Nigeria.

Well since he has been advised to look for a lady that earns above N150k, he will also need to remove love and attraction from the Union since the emphasis is on settling bills.

I don't want to see his epistle later about how he and his wife are living as flatmates.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Some Ladies Invite Their Ex-boyfriends To Their Wedding? by rubyjan(f): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2021

If he is an insincere fellow. I'd send him a notification of my wedding through sms of course.

I'd write all the wedding stories (how wonderful my fiance is) without giving any information about date and venue grin

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I don't need such ugly faces on my happiest day please!!!!

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TV/Movies › Re: 2021: Nigerian Idol Season 6 (Live Updates) by rubyjan(f): 7:45pm On Jun 27, 2021

jenifer007:
Cobhams can judge sha

Very professional

Truly I was waiting for his comment for Francis performance only for the foolish nepa to take light, before the generator could come up and dstv booting ....

Abeg who heard what he said, update me jare. Thanks in advance.

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Car Talk › Re: Seller crashes Customer’s Ferrari in Abuja, just before it was purchased. by rubyjan(f): 2:03pm On Jun 27, 2021

TarOrfeeek:
This is why you must greet old women on the road when leaving the house to work.

Even if them no reply you, you done remove your hand from their wahala.

why old women? Why not old men?

Nonsense guy. grin

TV/Movies › Re: 2021: Nigerian Idol Season 6 (Live Updates) by rubyjan(f): 10:01pm On May 16, 2021

rationalmind:
Francis killed it for me this week. Last week was kingdom

Those are the top 2 of this competition. One of them will win it.

Food › Re: Is It Still Cheaper To Cook At Home Against Eating Out? by rubyjan(f): 7:31am On Mar 14, 2021

Zane2point4:
Which kind afang dem deh sale for 4500??
It must be the whole pot you're talking abt.

I eat afang here in owerri for 1500,and it's one of the best places o, that's why it costly.

You dey mind that one. She even said big salons charge her N25,000 to braid hair.

It must be a salon in the outer space. Mtchew

Career › Re: Why Do Judges Destroy Their Pen After Pronouncing A Death Sentence?? by rubyjan(f): 8:11am On Jan 24, 2021

It must have been borne out of superstitious belief about the dead.

Politics › Re: FG, Cement Manufacturers Agree On Discount Charge For 300,000 Low Cost Houses by rubyjan(f): 10:12am On Jan 04, 2021

gomol:
I wish these would be high rise buildings instead of bungalows

No, bungalows are better. You would have your privacy and space to yourself.

Politics › Re: FG, Cement Manufacturers Agree On Discount Charge For 300,000 Low Cost Houses by rubyjan(f): 10:08am On Jan 04, 2021

I saw the link to apply for the scheme in the earlier thread before I read now that it is available for now in only 11 states.

Abeg who knows the 11 states mentioned?

Thank you

Family › Re: Help!!! My Dad Still Smoking Weed In His Old Age!!! by rubyjan(f): 10:52pm On Jan 01, 2021

greatiyk4u:
Get enough money, demolish his house and build a better mansion for him,place him on allowance for his daily comfort and survival and see him listen to you without delay..........

If he refuses to stop, go and drop him in Dubai or Saudi Arabia for years and he will forget weed for eternity

Free him if you can't afford this alternatives

You guys rock grin

. This app is my tonic daily walahi. Some people's thinking is out of this world.

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Car Talk › Re: How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by rubyjan(op): 5:21am On Dec 02, 2020

Thank you all for your suggestions.

Wow my very first thread on nairaland makes front page..... Wow

Car Talk › Re: How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by rubyjan(op): 10:55pm On Nov 30, 2020

Drealflex:
I faced exactly this same thing and understand. A mechanic told me about putting Charcoal in several parts of the engine where it won’t fall off. This has helped me a long time now.

Ok, do you drive the car with the charcoal inside the hood of the car?

Car Talk › Re: How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by rubyjan(op): 10:35pm On Nov 30, 2020

nihinlade:
I am also about to tryout a solution I learnt online. Mint oil. Spray it around the engine. They hate the smell.

Thanks for the advice. I read about that too. I hope I can see it in supermarkets.

Car Talk › How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by rubyjan(op): 8:40am On Nov 29, 2020

My area has suddenly been filled with rats. Recently they have started attacking cars and causing havoc.

Two of my neighbours cars can no longer start. Just yesterday I decided to service my car and when the mechanic opened the hood, rat droppings and smell were everywhere.

Please how do I chase these demonic creatures away??. Someone suggested placing charcoal inside the engine compartment, but if the car is dtiven, would the charcoal not be heated up?

Thanks in advance.

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Car Talk › Re: Ways Of Getting Rid Of Rats Or Mice Out Of Your Car Engine by rubyjan(f): 8:29am On Nov 29, 2020

[quote author=helphelp post=59472347]Sorry for replying late guys...for those that asked about the charcoal magic.

My mechanic just told me to place charcoal around the engine, and I never saw any form of presence of rodents.

How it worked, remains a wonder to me too..

Give it a push and let's hear your feedback [/quot

Please I just read this and I would like to know if the charcoal would not heat up when the car is driven.

Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by rubyjan(f): 6:57am On Nov 11, 2020

luminouz:
Ehya. I get.

Take care aiit?

Guys here are drooling over you already.

You dey Reign ooooo!!

Yes so, as per US things.

She better start preparing visa for 100 guys on nairaland grin

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Erica Stuns In Adire Suit To Mark Independence Day (Photos) by rubyjan(f): 8:57am On Oct 03, 2020

xenoo:
Dickwaya's whoreeee. She fine but she no get sense.... What a waste!!

Really, cos she rejected corn huh

Una never begin dey cry.

Business › Re: “I Discovered Banana Island” Terry Waya Claims by rubyjan(f): 1:49pm On Sep 16, 2020

Angelfrost:
He isn't wise! He will do well to shut the fvck up, and retire quietly with his laundered dough!

He should allow his son enjoy his little found fame in peace!!! No need dragging the dim spotlight with his son.

Be calming down ok grin

. The man is not dragging any fame with his son. The sky is too wide for everyone to shine, or are you jealous wink

?

After all it is his son not a stranger. Some parents make their kids famous and some kids likewise make their parents famous.

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Romance › Re: Women Are Very Calculative, Don't Accept Financial Assistance From Them by rubyjan(f): 8:36am On Aug 13, 2020

alllivesmatter:
What the Guy did was totally wrong and I condemn same. However, this happens both ways...

Had it been the tables were turned, some women or girls ( as the case maybe) wouldn't even consider refunding a kobo and they'd be justified that they haven't committed any crime at all in as much as that money came from a guy.

That being said...I think there's a reason we all have what we've come to recognise as conscience. Everyone has it.
It's just that some people deliberately choose not to hear it whenever it speaks and that makes a case for an individual's action(s).

Exactly, you nailed it.

The problem here is that most people are not honest. As long as the two people are not married(cos that is between them and God, i have no input there), if you borrow money, then treat it as loan and repay.

If you know you are not willing to pay, then just ask for help. If you are fortunate to get, good for you.

It is better than opening topics to bash women.

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Romance › Re: Women Are Very Calculative, Don't Accept Financial Assistance From Them by rubyjan(f): 1:11am On Aug 13, 2020

You guys are so funny. Well mine is if you borrow money from a woman, remember the emphasis is on borrow, kindly repay when you promised.

This is different from minor helps here and there. A certain friend of mine borrowed N400k to a friend of hers who she thought she was in a serious relationship with. This guy had an accident with his car and needed to fix it up and sell it and return the money borrowed. At least that was the story he sold to her cos they live in different states which is far from each other.

Well long story short, he returned half of money and refused to return the rest after close to 2 years reciting one story after another and mind you during this time, he has withdrawn emotionally from her. No calls and few unemotional chats here and there. If you were in her shoes ,what will you do?

Most of the guys talking do not say the whole truth most of the times about their dealings with women ,so don't just jump and conclude what you don't know about.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by rubyjan(f): 6:48pm On Jul 18, 2020

Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Denies Owning N800m House In Abuja, Slams Jackson Ude by rubyjan(f): 8:33pm On Jul 10, 2020

zeusdgrt:
With all ramifications and answers u have made available,I say u know nothing about business and please don't insult a profession with stupid grammar cz u want to prove a point and u went as far as lying about biz acronyms which is damn Annoying to us that are product of business and worked in different established finance institutions.Sorry you are too low to be educated on this as you have shown,I made reference to before covid and citing case scenario of the present covid just to get ur mind to know that there's no hope for the brand to be better now as of the former pending ur detailed proof on questions I asked.Try not to claim what you are not cz u don't know who will respond, take correction and shut up!

I'm enjoying this banter grin

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