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guys,I have this poem I wrote way back in college in deep respect of Garrri,,as a science student then (no be olamide fool rubbish o)I and my colleague then jokingly called it garium oxide once u add water (H20). hah ha hah that powdery shii saved my life!I learnt long time ago Nigeria is useless abok1kwantiri!!

Abayhormy:
Bishop David Oyedepo already laid curse on these people for the killing of CAN chairman in the north. This is the beginning of their woes .

abeg swerve go one side!which bitchop oyedepo??they use everything whether coincidental, happenstance,pure chance events or circumstances beyond their control or so called vision or empty prophecy or curses to continually hoodwink,and fool y'all mumu lot!how that little girl Leah got more faith than that d1ckhead Bitchop..how about asking him to tell us when that brave poor will be RELEASED?? without using the trick guesswork or maybe maybe whatever. mtchrww


may all those fool fighting of pussy waste themselves finish!this is just 13 out 72 na

make abdurahman no gree any rubbish for that criminal o

my friend two children are American...can't say them I blame them though, the jungle of an abok1 kwantiri is getting messier.. my two brothers are in the UK today and married ..you know why?,cos my pop had the sense to born them there!the rest of the family are stucked in this shitty hellhole..

thing wey the two of us enjoy?who dey moan pass during s*x?no be girls, men do all the work to make the dumb girl cum o but when shii like Belle happens,she starts bitching about being pregnant..WTF,I know I ain't the only nigga fuvking u bitch!...get the fuvk off before I lost my temper ! Hare-brained olosho lot

Make dem storm am sharp sharp, there is hope now for good IMOlite

rented bitches... rubbish, women can lie with fake fake tear for Africa.. see wetin two two hundred don cause now..uzodinma wey don balance since yeye

rosy1992:
A man who marries a virgin doesnt fall in this category.

exactly girl! this is why I have trouble with gal with too much mileage na! but wait,are you truly one and beautiful too?

probably cos he didn't have a CAR and still on legeddy Benz haha...I ve experienced that shii before...today, I'll pack my car and start trekking to my working place(Hussle) just so I can see the brainless bimbo hypos laughing at me... Nigerian girls are among the worst set of human God mistakenly created..my missing ribs doesn't belong to anyone of them.. awon ashewo jatijati!!

AMOTEKUN2023:
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Kudo bro, nice

na so..naija gals don cast

Ryan03:
so these are the only kind of ladies around you? Your female relatives must be in this lot

see m.umu born from double DP olosho mother

lolsss all these on top wetin na? wetin the ill educated ill-mannered lady go come bring come table na ?just punna and brezz?lol if I begin write the kinda gals guys shouldn't marry ehn..dem fit no wan marry at all !or maybe settle for foreigners..dirty, ill-bred,over makeup, packaged bitches be giving condition!no be naija girls again?,tufiakwa!spit on them smelly punna.



olosh0 lot!

most of the job already gone to illiterate sons and daughters of the QUOTA system bastard at the to ..the jungle kwantiri naijiriya owner!!

we will surely divide this useless jungle! everybody is ready!we can't two set of law interpretation for pure animals in the Nut and human beings in the South!A brainless nonentity abok1 is doing all this in our faces cos the impunity culture entrenched by the Nut and the Nitwit at the top!don't worry guys, a day of reckoning is fast approaching

dis dis olosho Nancy pelOshi no go Green leave Trump alone ABI? sango featuring amadioha fire you there! werey woman!

damn! Africa is done for big time!

Roycemadeit:
How long can one remain hopeful? At some point the only thing that can keep one from ending one's life is fear of hell. Many of us are depressed even among those who say she's weak. She was brave, to have decided on how to exit and actually do it. The other side is definitely better...

this jungle called a country is the real definition of HELL ON EARTH,that girl will make HEAVEN (if actually there is such a place cos I don't believe the crap anyway) most Nigerian are extremely wicked and derive joy in seeing other go through all kinds of stress and suffering it's all survival of the fittest now

oh no kilotun de na eh?

selemempe:
even though they commended you... you still found a way to hate. Why are you always angry? Is it a yoruba something?

bro ,no mind the F.ool abeg.. always talking trash

gorget that thing...they learned from the HEAD FRAUDSTER himself na... old tale,we don the talk am long say RELIGION na scam (both Christianity & IslamaBAD) it's the fastest way to fleece the over mumu gullible Nigerians! me I no dey any one again,I don free tey they...to HELL WITH RELIGION!!

not not new..check my past post while I was in nairaland prison..I really hate that bulsh1t ajami or whatever it stands for! That time,I realized one naijiriya is a BLOODY SCAM!... I'm his supporter already!

damn man!I don't even what to say

sexiest Nollywood olosho u mean I ve seenmannequin with far berra shape

packaged rubbish butt and t*TS. *spit*

IamgratefulLord:
Please change your name. Lol!! "NaijaOlosho"

at least she's being real, probably not the pretending type unlike many of una.nothing like being real i can deal with that

lagdmark:
Naira Marley & co will welcome him at MM Airport, so he is highly welcomed.

which naira Marley?that ordinary riffraff Igbo. smoker na rapper?you no talk of MI and other well known rapper in the industry,na Marley u dey call lolzz

menhhhhhn!lil Wayne has gone deep!see that's everywhere!I like his tear drop tat though...dude is a dope rapper, one of da illest still keeping it gangster,still keeping it street ,still keeping real from Fireman to I
m not a human being.. dope shii







wish young Jeezy would visit too..I wanna his iconic Trapstar hit!damn!
no good music..all we got now trash all over

pansophist:
I've done all, and I'm not 30 yet

dammm bro, who asks you all this as shii??who u EPP?
in baba fryo voice*NOTICE ME MENTALITY,hope you don't chase after anything in skirt too, trouser with b**bz and kitten underneath.. that's what u ain't telling us right??

stanliwise:
poverty is poverty, everyone has it price. The richer the easier

still doesn't take away the fact that most Nigerian ladies are so carried away by material things!rich or poor,there is something called VALUES!and it's the ONLY thing I look out for in a lady it's NOT always about sex and money! how many woman you wan fuvk ,??even marriage is overrated and NO ACHIEVEMENT let alone gloating over number of time one get laid because of car!I learnt all these when I was on legeddy,but when I finally got one, believe me you I nor dey like carry dem in my at all,I stay away from them.a lot of them been sending all kinds of useless signal my way but I never acknowledged the bulsh1t, telling the few that got closer to shake dem yansh at next chapter with car ..I nor dey interested chikena! and when I do at all at all I will only be giving her false hope,use and dump thing.lmagine many of them rushing after married men all cos of one yeye car!damn!they all lost! terrible

we know na naija olosho mentality ladies no dey take eyes see car..even if na hired one or the dude na just ordinary driver..lnfact a driver friend of mine dey lash dem steady just posing as the car owner.. imagine! very worthless lot!

which red alertawon eleribu olopa!ig wey mumu! no be red alert na green alert

Jarhead! JARHEAD;!
this is iron eagle! take no prisoners!I repeat, take NO marrafucka jihadist prisoner! that's an order!fire away gentlemen!



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