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Jarhead! JARHEAD! fire at will!

God punish all terrorist nation and their supporters and sympathizers on this forum,let the friendly begin!

the US MARINE! JARHEAD! NAVY SEAL! WELCOME BACK BOYS!FOR GOD AND FOR COUNTRY! CHIN UP! CHEST OUT! EYES SHARP! DESERT STORM 2!!

in bokeem woodbine s voice. in the movie DEAD PRESIDENT"God hates dinks!nuke em all!

Victory is certain!God bless America!!!


*heart beating fast*

Africa?no wonder ,na here all of them they come,they know strong sufferheads too much here na.so mumu go plenty!as he died now wetin come change for Africa continent? absolutely nothing! poverty and corruption still ravaging and fuvking Africa in double penetration style (DP)! one in the ass, another Dick in the pussy!Africa is still a hell hole!he came from developed continent , insteada make him bring technological ideas and know-how he brought more religion yarns , telling to only hope for enjoyment in heaven? damn! reminds me of a quote by one sensible correct African leader like that put verbatim ,he said:When the missionary arrived (Africa)we had the land (resources).they had the Bible (filled with fabulous yarns)they taught us how to pray with out damn eyes CLOSED!, but when we opened our eyes(When E finally clear) they HAD the LAND and we HAD the Bible! ol boy ! scam don teyyuyy,!na Oyinbo first bring am ! imagine giving one mumu naive Africa king ordinary mirror in exchange for HUMAN being (slaves)! religion na biggest scam of the century!why im no go all these Muslim enclaves Middle East countries like Iran or even Pakistan go preach and see how far na anyway, not mocking him just stating Fact,,RIP gentleman



emacipate your self from mental slavery,_, Bob Marley

by the time Trump is through with Iran,dem mullah go change the country name to IRUN! nonsense and ingredients

chai! I wish say na Jtown I dey live for naija here!but the economic activity as per Hussle no too dey encouraging Sha! Abuja cold nor even reach anything na just dust dust everywhere like desert even jn clean neighborhood o rubbish.i like cold better pass heat anyday!helps reduce body bacterial and germ accumulation and if u a fair person u go understand,yr skin go dey radiant like mine now people think I dey rub cream I just laughed..me wey sabi naked for AC sef when alone until I got chilly!cold weather is bae I'm telling u insteada make Jtown peeps dey rock am dey grumbling,when heat come now, dem go hear neighbor yeye

chai!I talk am !magu bleeped big time on fayose!who the hell allowed that ponmocracy idiot escape na,??

see trim body for an ex president!in the zoo here ,a man with less than 1 mill in the akant go get pot Belle like a long over due pregnant woman and be flaunting it upandan like a Laurel damn!..has uncountable GF (olosho), disobey traffic rules, police busy licking his watery , diseased ass for egunje or Roger etc.. Obama my man ,! anybody wey no likey fit locate a nearby live transformer go kiss am..thank me later if dey alive sha

Cantonese:
And she served in the national assembly. She presently is a minister. You when get IQ how far? You sound like "a one night stand" for all those aboki when dey do man yansh.

see confirmed otondo nitwit..I insist gbemi is brainless debutante simple!Na today we dey see brainless bimbo like the habitual nose picker gbemi (she on live camera picking her nose with her multicolored fore finger on TV some years back!) occupying ministerial or whatever quota system position u mentioned?? nonsense, reason ur country remains backward in almost every everything!I'm sure u would gladly swallow the cum amaechi dumps into Gbemi wiiide pussy while still ramming away on top of her, won't u?asslicker?Ode!

it's hereditary man ,once small, always SMALL let me tell u a secret, there are many way to pls a girl without the wham wham wham bang thrusting alone nigger,even if u get horse Dick without knowing the techniques ,u dey waste yr time, no go kill ya sef all these things are relative,many got pusssy like manhole,how u wan do nau?just know how to use am it's NOT always about size,the problem is coming too fast,not good and mind u,limp dick is a no no too,it gotta be hard a_{it's hereditary man ,once small, always SMALL let me tell u a secret, there are many way to pls a girl without the wham wham wham bang thrusting alone nigger,even if u get horse Dick without knowing the techniques ,u dey waste yr time, no go kill ya sef all these things are relative,many got pusssy like manhole,how u wan do nau?just know how to use am it's NOT always about size,the problem is coming too fast,not good and mind u,limp dick is a no no too,it gotta be hard a}it's hereditary man ,once small, always SMALL let me tell u a secret, there are many way to pls a girl without the wham wham wham bang thrusting alone nigger,even if u get horse Dick without knowing the techniques ,u dey waste yr time, no go kill ya sef all these things are relative,many got pusssy like manhole,how u wan do nau?just know how to use am it's NOT always about size,the problem is coming too fast,not good and mind u,limp dick is a no no too,it gotta be hard all the time .. literally.lolzz

Gbemi the nose picker illiterate is sorely a sporty intimacy gadget for amaechi ..she got no IQ to contribute intelligently to national discourse in any meaningful capacity... just a one night stand for Lion of Ubima

Troynewyork:
Happy new year fellow nairalanders!!God bless!!How do you rate this 53 year old mother of one??

53??hmmm well , wonderfully and fearfully created!

Thegeneralqueen:
I think the question should be why do men stop having sex with their wives after ten years of marriage only to be sleep with call girls.......In this new era marry a Nigerian man at your own risk

99.9% of current naija girls are call girl by another name including most nairas ladies . tag such side chick,FWB,slay queen, single BUT ready to mingle (including having including having indiscreet UMBRIDDLE SEX)MILF, student with useless STD (sexually transmitted degree) etc are all what
?pure Hoes!none of ya IS CLEAN..! imagine presenting terrible Body mileage to hubby as wedding gift ..lol.we don't want the bitchhes too ma'am! MOB!.. Money Over Bitche! na use and dump thing . comprehended this?
lolss

woop!woop!woop of joy! Weldon governor!! sarathief ain't seen Chon chin !in Chris Tucker's voice in FRIDAY*Whoop his ass!*saraki will pay dearly for his family many years of organized and systemic looting of an entire state, driving away brain and investment!Ilorin mesu Jamba!ole!

NB this post was meant for the thread below on sarathief but got mistakenly posted here however,my message stli stand thanks



that's what I'm talking about my governor,face the marrafucka thief and tell to his face if he, Sarathief, think he can browbeat or bully his way through anything in Kwara again, then he's got another thinking coming..!that dude drove most of us away from the state a to seek greener in other parts of the country as a result of both father and son. unprecedented, mindless looting, bringing one the oldest state(a young fledgling one then!)to her knee! anyone who has lived or passes through will understand my pain!things wasn't that bad untill this daylight bandit and Marauder family came from God knows where , Seized her by the jugular and the results are what's staring all good kwarans in the face today!

eyaa , the farthest I ve ever been up North is KD,a little village called saminaka (na work carried me go there o)I was there for like 2 months between December/January, the cold no be here damn!I could barely take my bath ,even with hot water o.. I lodged in mandalla hotel,an KD native acquaintance laughed at my discomfort and said I should try jos nau,that the village is a boundary with Jtown and go. see mother. of all cold . but truth be told I prefer cold to heat anyday

Osobi32:
you are so on point...... Women are the greatest scammers, they will spend 5k to get u a birthday gift and ask u for 20k two weeks later. They believe the world revolves around them. Nonsense people

guy this post reminds of one girl like that some years back . she moved into a flat opposite mine.I was all nice at beginning and studying her codedly. whenever NEPA cut power(light)I instantly put my gen and got back in to my room jeje and she doesn't have gen ..as a no send guy,I no care as dey inside darkness and heat ..one night,the babe came knocking on my door (as usual,no light)I opened the door only to hear one of the most ridiculous, disrespectful request in my life!(she did this with confidence o)put verbatim,she said ; ANYTIME U PUT ON YOUR GEN ,I WANT TO HAVE LIGHT TOO!I was dumbstrucked... meaning what nau?on what condition?she said I shouldn't worry and went swaying yansh back to her flat ..they think all men must be the same!money over bitchhes bro!

Nnemuka:
People like you hardly grow in life because the reason you need money is just to take revenge or punish women

as a matter of fact I'm already punishing them little by little,yeah I mean money revved olosho mentality like una(yeah just lashing but definitely No Commitmento l no send) ,just that I need to up my game so I can split in their faces after I'm DONE !..hardly grow in life u say?u know where I dey live and typing from,?ABI u think I'm yr regular village champ?I live in fct sis and living fine!dindinrin!

all these kinds of useless question should stop forthwith this new year abeg ..who cares who impress any marrafucka with whatever..we don't care.my niggar Hussle hard this year to make money that's all that matters please remember the bitchhes will always be available even fresher one, money over bitchhes!anybitchh wey snubbed or rejected and last year ,no worry,just make THE CHEDDAI!she go come begging for a DP with your bestie!then dump her Sorry ass
.money over bitchhes anyday!

lies from pit of hell! this is no prophecy but Normal goodwill message the rest are guesswork, nothing specific so nothing special but I know the wicked mumu sheepie who can't even greet his/her nextdoor neighbor happy new year will modding head like agama lizard to all this lies .. HYPOCRITE lot!

Pharisee Christian! damn! only dem carry crossover night bulsh*t rubbish for head! damn!some certain country is already in 2020, carrying on with their normal lives ,some probably fuvking each other head off!but here, no my people will gather in a church and start to dey yab themselves , speaking in tongues about the coming year ! HYPOCRITE with same black mindset,same Hatred,same greed ,same avarice,same bad bad Belle,same wickedness,envy, gossipy, incapable of humanity, kindness AND LOVE will gather tonight in a Nigerian church and be praying for something that they can't even have let alone GIVE!LOL...I dey my room dey shayo abeg I no get time for nonsense rara happy new year nairalander

in those days, it's easy to differentiate between a call girl (olosho)and normal well brought up gal..but today, there is a very thin line between the two, most Nigerian ladies now are nothing but CODED OLOSHO, with terrible mileage.uncountable boy/man friend, even house wives dey fuvk anyhow,dem no send again so long you can settle dem.that fiancee you are looking for now will probably ruin yr life ,get money first , (that's the ONLY THING they know:they think a man with money makes good husband LOL) they'll come rushing you!then u can be able to select very carefully.Any gal you're dating now, know you're not the only one fuvking her, trust me,those born bitc*es ain't never loyal ..go foreign!

Yoruba pastors and their wuruwuru hyper hypocritical way of life..look beyond all their sophisticated vava voom and all u found is deep lying wickedness.

na one barred me from sleeping inside church ,(,,yes,same RCCG) that year as Christian while struggling with homelessness in Lagos, the foolish pastor forgot his Bible says a house of God. is a place of refuge,..even Muslim can sleep or rest inside mosque ,years later ,I converted to Islam (though I disagree with some of its dogma and teaching,yeah)but I'm still a Muslim..don't let all their smiles and air of sophistication fool you , most are only religious for religion sake but are very wicked .. most are descendants of the Pharisee !I only pity the innocent children who died with him but the sin of the father shall be..

ezugegere:
But you support Tinubu of Lagos, right?

ogbeni, nothing concern me with tinubu I'm not a lahosian..it's sarathief I want behind bar where his looting theiving ass rightly belong!

this our governor dey fall my hand I swear!I didn't support OTOGE for a notorious criminal like sarathief to still get ball and be dragging ordinary land with him,we all good conscientious people of kwarans want for you as governor to launch a massive probe into all alleged and proveable crimes committed against is by a single family!the many years of infamy, misrule, mismanagement of our allocation,blind and mindless looting of the Treasury and get a cast iron conviction against him ,then send him to jail alongside Kalu but ensure he got at least 100yrs imprisonment ! that all we ask Mr abdurahman !do it now before magu leaves or else..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

I thought they say this niggarrr is damnnn broke

Anyway may we not stay broke for too long because brokeness is not of the lord




Damnnnnn niggarrr

Stop that shitt niggarrr
Go master the huzzle to conquer the struggle so that your kids won't be typing "everything is vanity"

Let me tell you a secret
on judgement day All broke asss niggarrr will go to hell fire
So you better get your ass up and huzzle

You see that picture below
That is my santum( inner room where i huzzle only).


Most times i don't leave that room because am scared of being broke
I hardly use the main bedroom. I stay in that santum all day and night

G boy is also not of the Lord but l a goddam low sh1t from the devil..one day that Hussle shall go wrong ..just a question of time boy

God bless Nigerian soldiers..they are far more disciplined than police..s j9

but WHY? kilode gan eh?? men are not suppose to beat their wife nau !just remind of okonkwo in 'Thing Fall apart' always quick to reach for his matchet at the slightest provocation damn!

XklusivGistBlog:
Abuse of the throne.

Imagine the oba of Benin doing this
Eheen... Ewuare N' Ogidigan

AWUAH!!!.
Oba gha to kpere....


Oh benin...my roots.
My Oba,the light of the Edo Empire...
The Home Lion
The King of the Sky...
Obamwan... Tu gha tor....

Ooni gha Flex soborbor

your so called Oba is medieval STONE AGE KING ! ARCHAIC AND COMPLETELY MORIBUND..the Queen of England and the Duke of Edinburgh can comfortably blend into this!like someone said , he's still on Pentium 1 and that was even putting it mildly.illiterate m.u.m.u oba Ewure my left yansh mtchrww

baba niyen! kabiesiollll

one of her fan or her customer who enjoys drilling her smelly pusssy?dammnn..who the lecherous low standard idiotic fan help,?we all know That is an olosho from day 1 and that's how she got into the.. valueless program called BBN... mtchrww

Koni da da fun iya Nancy pelOshi!!