₦airaland Forum

ThunderfireNLMO:
Guy, you no go kill me with laff🤣🤣🤣

My brother, wisdom is really profitable for dis kain country wey don caste. Sometimes I honestly feel shame that I am from there. Any defence I put up in favour of the useless country before other nationals is actually a direct opposite of how I feel inside most times

I laugh like a magician. Just thinking of when Aninih boldly walked into a tv station and advised all armed robbers to stop robbing people of their hard earned money. I wondered what he was hoping to achieve- paint himself as not one of them? Or make them leave the armed robbery to him alone? I was really confused Aninih could do that, and so I shouted from the rear, Anini! How dare you! He smiled devilishly and said, "I am heading somewhere with this. You want them to write my own exclusive story too? Didn't you see me advise the public never to resist any armed robber? I have indirectly asked the police to join us in the robbery".

O boy, na so I just recline into my evening chair, eye the guy, commot face dey watch nollywood before dem go say I dey look dem.

Definitely cheap

Nazgul:
I've noticed that whenever I eat after 9pm upwards I usually feel very tired and sleepy most times I even sleep on the meal.

Just last night I prepared food and couldn't it until almost 10pm because I was busy. I was still eating the food when I started feeling dizzy and dozzed off. I woke up around past 1am this morning to find the food in front of me. I finish it sha.

I want to know if this is normal or it's a medical condition cos I'm already starting to get worried. Is anyone experiencing the same issue?

You are probably a slow eater and after 9pm you are so tired and feeling sleepy. If so, then it is natural because I know someone who does that (I won't mention any names). It is very annoying to people around you so see if you can speed up your eating process. Staying on a food for more than 30mins doesn't seem ok to me.

you nko?

Stayingalive:
Do you know how many people goto sleep every night without food or not even sure what to eat next day?

My brother, it is really sad. We need a revolution in Nigeria

ERockson:
This lady should control her mouth

She is pained, and the Nigerian government is provoking the situation more by trying to force her identify with it. They should have simply ignored her. Only criminally minded people are comfortable with the Nigerian situation because they know how to always angle their way through.

Stayingalive:
wild animal

He is just telling you the truth. And sadly, that is the mindset of almost all Nigerian youths. This country is heading towards irredeemability.

Dittodat:
He reasoning just like most of those from that side would have reacted if the list was mostly about the SE.
In fact any bad news from that sidez they will blame thr OP and the news source instead of the real news itself.
They only want to read bad news about other parts of Nigeria, they don't want anyone to report any bad news from the SE.
It's either they will call it fake news or blame the reporters for being "jealous " of Igbos..

I don't think that was his motive. I also wondered why SE was not featured. Is it that the author is a S.E.ner protecting his people, or that their numbers are modest. We need to shame all of those governors. Only Peter Obi publicly made nonsense of long convoy during his time, and went ahead to reduce it. He made it such that you won't know a Nigerian governor was moving. Petrol is bought in his presence. We are yet to see governance-cost-cutting governors like that in Nigeria. They are all thieves.

Nobody can tell me homosexualy is normal, nobody

Topman7:
My friend go and join Simon Ekpa in jail.

He needs someone to prepare his food, so go there. That’s where you are needed.

Stupid IPOB terrorist.

Useless corrupt thug. You have sold your soul to homosexuality and debauchery and now you are irredeemable

richmond500:
Scarcity of cash is caused by all these POS operators

If bank put N5m in ATM, one POS operator can withdraw N400k from it and sometimes u may have like 20 POS operators that will collect average of N200k daily from that very ATM, then the rest of us will manage 1m.
And banks don't even have much money cos people don't deposit money again, they now know that they can sell to POS, thanks to Emefiele wickedness.

They are a menace to the society

I think we should stop blaming the former thief emefiole and focus on the current rogue. It is over one year, enough to to put a lot of things in order. They are all culpable (speak from experience). Banks bribe CBN to get mint, hawkers bribe banks to get mint. Even if you are a banker, you have to belong to the right clique to get mint. Nigeria is in a mess. But I blame any ordinary man going to buy cash, this is a time to live in austerity.

Thundafireseun:
Yehn Yehn Yehn Yehn Yehn Yehn Yehn Yehn Yehn

Gutter!

Topman7:
Acknowledge their achievements before demanding 200x more.

Professional government blamer. The government did not stop other Nigerians from inventing and innovating, but it somehow stopped you.

Truth is NOBODY STOPPED YOU. It is your preference for imports and the assumption that invention and innovation are the preserve of 'white people' that stopped you.



''Most''? Did you count?

Or is that just your INFERIORITY COMPLEX talking?

By the way, I asked AI:

'Is an improvement of an existing invention classified as an invention?'

...............

AI Response:

Yes, an improvement of an existing invention is generally classified as an invention, provided it meets certain criteria. In intellectual property law, particularly patent law, an improvement can qualify as a patentable invention if it is novel, non-obvious, and useful. Here's a breakdown:

Novelty: The improvement must introduce something new that hasn't been disclosed or made public before.

Non-Obviousness: The improvement cannot be something that would be obvious to someone skilled in the relevant field. It must demonstrate an inventive step.

Utility: The improvement must be functional and provide a tangible benefit.

For example:

- Adding a new feature to an existing machine that increases efficiency.
- Modifying an existing chemical formula to make it more stable or effective.
- Introducing a new method of using an existing tool or device.
- Improvements that significantly enhance the original invention or open up new applications are considered valuable innovations and can
even receive independent patents. However, minor changes or optimizations that lack novelty or inventiveness may not qualify.

If the improvement builds on a patented invention, the new invention may still require permission (e.g., licensing) to use the original patent, depending on the scope of the original rights.



How many ''OTHER'' countries should we ''type''?

There are 202 countries on Earth.

You are simply a lost illiterate. The banning of history in your country had damaged you. Amateur government 'praiser', may your life and affairs be run Luke Nigeria. Mediocre.

saintkel:
How true is dis?

Ah ah, why the doubt? We should have invented at least 200x that if our government had paid attention to education and scientific research. Most of the listed works are improvements of existing works. Type other countries and see where they are in comparison.

But, despite the bad governance, Nigerians are still thriving. It is well

Thundafireseun:
Yehn Yehn Yehn

Na so, bigot!

yarimo:
illiterate youths, one of them saying the lawmaker has no rights to remain in office. with constitutional section says that for a lawmaker ? Another one saying bayelsa doesn't have anyone to represent them? Illiterate youth again. Isn't all about contest for anyone that wants to be elected as lawmaker?

I think he spoke out of anger and the point he drove home was that the man is not contributing enough to societal development, and that he should give way let a fresh brain make his own input. My understanding though.

okoroemeka:
do you know how much it will cost now to go to those countries you listed?do you think any average Nigerian can just pack his bags and move to new Zealand?it is now meant for the rich or those with properties to sell,or those willing to brave the hot sands of the Sahara desert and the depths of the Mediterranean sea,be realistic and optimistic for the millions that cannot japa

100% That is why our youths and parents are wasting in the desert trying to reach Europe. Chai, may God comfort Nigerians. But the guy's advice is valid. If you can afford it, move. Even with your money, the country is not safe.

BERNIMOORE:
the money is already going to a third party which makes it difficult.... Its not his money..... Besides He can't be convicted.

Hmn, it seems you are thinking the judiciary in Nigeria is upright. If the judge is told to convict him, e go shock you. E be like say you no know Nigeria.

Fiscus105:
I biliv you heard this adage before
HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF

If he can't align himself into policy of govt of the day in which he himself is part of, better resign and if he doesn't, the power that be should get him out as you suggested.

100%

Thundafireseun:
If it’s easy try putting the judiciary in your pockets too …

If it’s easy make your papa too put judiciary in his pockets too …

Jealousy kills

E no easy na. As your papa has succeeded, let him and your mama and you enjoy it while it lasts. As the euphoria of 'awa lo kon' dey blow you around like fowl, when the tables turn you will cry bitter tears like a toddler. It is then you will tag everyone who turns a blind eye to your alarm as devils who just ignore the rape happening. My happiness is, even you and your papa and mama are not immune to this. Even if you succeed in pocketing the judiciary, karma WILL NEVER let you off the hook. Let him who has looted enjoy his loot, but let him know that it will soon turn to stone in his mouth.

buckeyemedia:
And other SANS go just dey look 👀 them abi?

This your statement is also @ par with those Mumu Obidients wey go talk say na Fashola write the Supreme Court judgement for the presidential election.

Lol, so wetin the SANs fit do? A dead retired colonel's land is about being forcefully taken by Wike. A recharge card seller-turned chief of staff can write judgment for a supreme court judge against a 'SAN' in Nigeria and nothing will happen. If you are one of the brainwashed whose job is just to defend you oppressors, good luck to you. But we cannot be fooled again. God an read Dele's book, or are you one of the wasted tinubu supporters who will wave it as one of the 'opposition's depositions', just like the judges who read Fashola's judgment said no evidence was presented against your god? I wish you guys luck.

Looking4Trouble:
You people don’t make sense at all. Let me remind you of one case which you all know.

Aregbesola versus Oyinlola. Oyinlola’s lawyer was proven to be communicating with the judges handling the election case. The senior lawyer was disbarred and cannot practice law in Nigeria forever.

So stop talking like market women. Opposing lawyers will not standby and watch while the other party is dancing disco with judges handling their case

Hahahahahaha. So, you mean Nigerian judiciary is upright and uphold justice? Just pray you don't have an issue that lands you in a Nigerian court with your opponent being rich and you having no money to hire a lawyer, then you will have a glimpse of what we the 'market women' talk about. You sound unexposed to the goings on, or you are one of those hell-bent on supporting the ruling power, or you are not in Nigeria and want to paint 'your country' clean.

Useless judiciary do exactly what he wrote about them. Judiciary that is in Wike, Afe and Olanipekun's pockets?
People who write judgment and hand out to judges to read.

I have heard from umahi fir a while now.

Give it few months, that chairman loses his job.

blueAgent:
Nobody rendered it that way,but the citizens and leaders.

I see. So the citizens and leaders are 'nobodies'? For your information, there are other parties involved bar the 'citizens and leaders'.

blueAgent:
Useless gibberish comment

That is exactly how your country has been rendered.

Offpoint1:
I guess he lives rent free in your head

Menh, that guy sounded like one of the corrupted protegees of APC

So She'll, Total and co only steal our resources?

Even with his Charmaine. They never learn. Others now will say "him jujuman no strong" until they learn the hard way themselves

ogaemma:
I need a copy of this book.
Nigeria is a country that whoever speak the truth, becomes a target of oppression.

Rush to Amazon bro