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This funny meme featuring vice president -Yemi Osinbajo, APC leader -Bola Tinubu and Chief Bisi Akande having a discussion -has gone viral online after the situation in the picture was likened to the VP telling the politicians about the $321 million Sani Abacha's loot being returned by Swiss government...See below;

[b]* 1- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

* 2- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

* 3- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

* 4- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

* 5- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

* 6- There are more chickens than people in the world.

* 7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

* 8- On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

* 9- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

*10- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

*11- "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

*12- Almonds are a member of the peach family.

* 13- There are only 4 words in the English language which end in dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

* 14- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

* 15- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* 16- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

* 17- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

* 18- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

* 19- The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

* 20- A dragonfly has a life span of 1-6 months

* 21- A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

* 22- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* 23- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

* 24- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

* 25- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

* 26- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

* 27- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

* 28- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

* 29- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

* 30- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

* 31- Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.

* 32- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

* 33- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

* 34- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. * 35- Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

* 36- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot. (not true, we're told!)

* 37- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

* 38- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

* 39- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

* 40- The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

* 41- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

* 42- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

* 43- The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

* 44- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

* 45- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

* 46- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

* 47- Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.

* 48- "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

* 49- No president of the United states was an only child.

And last and definitely most important:

* 50- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
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esthel:
This redhead sef they talk, abeg onto better talk jor

" redhead" u burst my head

bt he is not a nigerian

why cnt dey buy cheap cars like toyota camry worth N4million, abi na skyscraper dem won build for the senate president "1billion naira".

olajumoking

wetin happen if him pray for inside aso rock. Be4 dis year go end buhari go visit half of the world

Last2comment:
Sad... but how can we be sure he is not an armed robber that was killed.

mumu tlk

Freelanswer:
For my data needs, I use Etisalat and Glo mainly. I am attracted to Etisalat for their high quality service and to Glo for their dirt cheap service. But, I have recently realized that Glo has actually been cheating me by making it appear their service is cheap. Actually, when I consider the value I get from Glo, it's actually far more costly than using Etisalat: Imagine that you'd buy a Glo data but for it to connect is a big problem. At other times, it will connect and everything shows it's connected but you can't open a single web page. Some other time, it would let you browse but with very annoying limitations regarding many sites. At other times, it's at a snail speed. These are sites that, once you change to Etisalat, it opens with one touch.

The most annoying part of it is that while all these are happening, Glo keeps spamming you with endless SMSes talking about "SUPER FAST" internet service (all in capital letters). Then, you call their customer care, they keep you waiting for ages. Then, you go to their office, you meet with very rude treatment not expected of customer service anywhere.

From my overall experience with Glo, I can say the only advantage they have is price. But I have realized even that price is deception. I believe the NCC should look into Glo Data service. But, I want first to make sure there is a sizable number of you people who have a similar experience with me. To know Glo is the only indigenous brand of all the service providers in the country and yet, patriotism is not letting them make Nigerians happier with them than with the rest is nothing to write home about. However, as I already said, this is my own experience so far. Let me hear from you guys. I don't think any service provider should be allowed to rip Nigerians off under any guise.

boss i wrote a similar thread sum mnths bck...glo is shit. Chckout yesteday i switchd off my phone several tyms jst to hv my netwrk bck. Price is truely a deception

chai psquare juju don dey pay bck...

tpiar:
nero is your moniker?

naa.. my frnd's moniker

Open facebook messenger and type "@fbchess play"...it works

one person is missing...Francis bruce. He is their half brother

d DPO is man of the match

hummer 1...

StreetVlogs:
There is riot Happening now at Eleme LG. Watch video at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lq5sIm8134

hey...do u stay @ rivers state?

Lusola15:
Dis is no way to treat a human being no matter what.

shut the f*ck up.

re arrange this letters to form a word

1.OHMAEDNS

2.MEGTARENE

3.STRSORPIPEER

whats happening in tanzania

common sense

dis thread is like asking...m having headache wat shuld i do ..or i jst had unprotectd sex with a prostitute shuld i go for std test

frm his red highlander to rolls royce...na him community him sell

This shocking video of human rights abuses by some army cadets just got in. A female cadet is seen torturing, with the help of her colleagues, a young man who complimented her looks by calling her 'beautiful'. This needs to be investigated because it show cases the abuse of authority by those who should be protecting us.

Nigerian Soldier Beats Up Young man for complimen…:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlepUVsdV4

allthingsgood:
Na so so giants him born??

Anyway that wont stop us from throwing him out of NA straight into Kuje!

cos m sure dey grew up in u.s...most igbo bigmen hv giants as children.

what abut afta 3 children