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At this stage of their relationship, did she ever believed that he will a Minister in Nigeria and a Governor of the one of the most attractive States in Nigeria. Today, she's the First Lady of Rivers State. Now to the ladies, always believe in your man's dreams and aspirations, encourage and support him all the way...just be a major prayer in his process. If you assist him become a KING, automatically you become a QUEEN.

Davido Buys HimSelf A 1million Dollar Car In Dall…:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGfSAI176Wc

camry 2007 is actually spider

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Arsenal super fan Kelechi has reacted to their deal for two young Nigerians by calling for a change to a green away strip!

Speaking after the FA Cup win over Burnley, Kelechi gives Gooners an insight into Kelechi Nwakali and Samuel Chukwueze.

- See more at: http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/watch-arsenal-super-fan-kelechi-change-strip-to-nigerian-green-4115194#sthash.BWtPBDeI.dpuf


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czt7Ym42_O0

hiv...

it will trend soon

free f*ck for sean tizzle

Riskymoblordz007:
Popular Ghanaian witch doctor, Priest Nana Kwaku
Bonsam, has had a ‘war’ with popular Nigerian Prophet,
TB Joshua, at least once in the last two years
— Priest Nana Kwaku Bonsam says he backs up over
1,700 African preachers ‘spiritually’
Prophet TB Joshua who is the foun

Prophet TB Joshua who is the founder of Synagogue Church
of All Nations (SCOAN), has come under fire several times
for allegedly hiring people to pretend to be sick and
disabled and then claim to heal them during his prayer
meetings.
Kwaku Bonsam, who operates from a shrine at Sa-Peiman, a
village on the outskirts of Nsawam in east Ghana, is
assumed to be a very strong witch doctor who is also called
‘ Devil of Wednesday’.
Apparently, this Ghanaian priest is said to be very powerful,
that he has claimed he’s the ‘spiritual father’ of some of the
most powerful preachers in Africa.
Here’s what the priest had to say:
“Over 1, 700 pastors and so called men of God from
different parts of Africa have approached me, seeking
powers to perform miracles, including Prophet T.B Joshua
from Nigeria. He is my boy. I challenge him to come out and
deny this. Apart from the pastors, many prominent business
people and celebrated church founders in Africa frequent
my shrine for my services and if they deny, I am going to
name them.”
Kwaku Bonsam went on to say that his god is called Kofi-
Kofi, and he fortifies him with supernatural powers which he
in turn provides to pastors across Africa.
The question is, why would he choose to threaten to expose
his ‘dedicated’ patrons?

dis is an old news op...like three years ago

A port harcourt based lady needs your advice because she is at the point of her life that prompts her to face the ultimate fear of every human being which is death. Read her story,

am 35-year old woman from Port Harcourt. I met my husband, Alfred during my days in the bank. He was a regular customer and after a disagreement with him one day while the bank's server was experiencing issues, we became friends. One thing led to another and we started dating which later led to our marriage a year later. My mother, 59, who is a widow never saw anything good about Alfred. She criticized every bit of his life. This almost ruined our plans to get married but I stood my ground not really because I love him but I was 33 years old with much pressure to get hooked as my friends in my age range were already having kids. It was a golden opportunity for me and I couldn't afford to lose him. I was scared of being lonely for the rest of my life which is a normal feeling among over-age single ladies.
In the course of interrogating my mother on her stark hatred for Alfred, I realized she made no sense with her random reasons which I found incomprehensible. One of her reasons was that Alfred is tall, fair and handsome which constitutes the major attributes of infidelity in marriage as other women will signify interest in him. I laughed this off. Alfred is a wonderful guy. He is quite shy but very soft and caring. Even though I had my fears about other women trying to steal him from him, I remained defiant and prepared to secure what is mine.
After our first child; a very handsome boy, I was retrenched from the bank as a result of the regular restructuring process and cash crunch issues. I started selling shoes at the store. My mom assisted in taking care of my baby at home.
My mother's presence at our home worsened the relationship between her and Alfred, she seized every available opportunity to insult him which didn't go down well with me. At a point I almost hired a nanny to relieve my mom of her duties but people advised me against the decision. My mom didn't seem happy staying with us but she never left which bothered me and I wasn't bold enough to tell her to go as I am her only child who have been with her since my father passed away 10 years ago.
One day, our neighbour who stays in the opposite flat came to my stall and advised me against letting my mom stay in the house. My neighbour is a full time housewife who is quite popular in the neighbourhood for gossiping. Her reasons were not clear. She said letting her stay is detrimental to my marriage and with time the signs will manifest. I pestered her on her reasons and she revealed my husband comes home from work in the afternoon virtually everyday to stay with my mother in the house during which some loud moaning of pleasure are heard. According to her, she isn't sure of the woman but from the voice and movements, its my mom. What an impossibility! Our flats seem close and sometimes, you could hear what is happening at the next flat from my room. I couldn't believe it considering the strained relationship between them. I was so annoyed. I almost beat her up. I angrily sent her away.
On a second thought, I placed both of them under surveillance and didn't observe anything strange. During my observations, my mother almost slapped Alfred for mistakenly spilling our baby's food. I was so unimpressed with my mother's disrespect for Alfred. He swore he was going to eject her from the house but I pleaded. This was the confirmation of my the falsehood behind my neighbour's claim but my only concern was that Alfred wasn't bothering me for s*x anymore. He was staying for over a month without lovemaking and no complaints. Its unusual as his libido could be unbearable at times. Even when I make moves at night, he complains of being tired. His weak points were his nipples, once you suck them, he gets 'enraged' like a lion ready to devour its prey but they were inactive.
One day I had to give him a head on a lengthy note to put him in the mood and even when he got hard. He couldn't exceed one round. This is someone that could take a woman on as long as she wants. My husband is from Akwa Ibom for crying out loud and their men are famous for their sexual prowess. He gave his current work schedule as an excuse which I found suspicious and disturbing. An average Akwa Ibom man could pick a beautiful woman over a huge sum of money to start a business. They believe money can always be exhausted in the course of spending but the woman will always be there to bring pleasure and happiness.
I received the shock of my life two months later when I forgot some fancy shoes I brought from Dubai which I wanted to deliver to my customer at home. It was 1pm in the afternoon. I left my salesgirl at the stall and rushed home because the woman was disappointed after fantasizing about the pictures of the shoes I sent to her via Whatsapp. I drove home and parked my car outside. I shockingly saw my husband's car at the garage. This was someone that left home before me. I was bothered. The feeling reminded me of my undergraduate days when you visit the scoreboard to check your result in a course that was rumoured to have recorded a mass failure. I was terrified with the words of my neighbour ringing in my head. The main door wasn't locked. My husband's shoes, shirt and singlet were littered around the sitting room. Our son was sleeping on the sofa. I quietly moved up the staircase with my shoes off to prevent any sound from my movements. From the staircase, I could hear some intense moaning and groaning. It was like a battlefield. Lo and behold, the sounds were from my own mother and my husband who I assumed were stalemates.I never knew my mother was still sexually active. She was screaming and uttering all sorts of words associated with ecstacy.
I got closer to where the noises were coming from, it was our bedroom, my matrimonial bed. I wished it was a dream. I was begging for someone to wake me up so that I could pray over it. I felt the ground should open and swallow me. The door wasn't closed. My husband and my mother were stark n*ked and he was heavily humping her from behind as they backed me. My heart broke when my mother muttered statements like:
''I love you! I wish I met you first!! You are too sweet!!!''
''My daughter doesn't deserve you! I love you!! Alfred baby!!! Alfred oooo!!!!''
I screamed so loud. They were scared to death on sighting me. The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the hospital. I was told I passed out. My life is so miserable right now. I don't know where to start from. My sickness currently is from the mind. Alfred has been coming to beg but the sight of him complicates my problem. I don't ever want to set my eyes on him and my mother again. I feel for our son that will become a product of a broken home. I am so confused. I have begged the doctors for mercy killing but they have refused. I think I am going insane.
The emotional pains are too much for me to bear. Alfred revealed to me via a lengthy email that my mom seduced him long ago while he desperately sought to make friends with her for the sake of our marriage. That's no just reason for him to be sleeping with my own mother.
That's a curse. I am so confused. Where do I go from here?

so she has been fake all dis while

INTROVERT:
wahala.

dis babe u still dey arnd...dat u @dp?

Smellymouth:
Why her armpit dey black??

See as una two edit half of una lives

From the picx, u guys just finished fvcking.. chai
C as u grab borbi like say na Eba u hold
Se.un don bless Airforce1 career

I just hope her yansh is not as black as her armpit

guy...wat d f*ck is dis.@pic? sha ur nairaland moniker says it all..

waitng for wiz khalifa's diss song with kanye

bt dis is an old thread na

mycar:
In as much as I do not believe in this story, a saying goes by " if you are not with me, then you are against me and if at all the story is true, then, those civil servant must have over stepped the boundary.

my father was a commissioner under sylva's govt ..dickson's govt refuse to pay dem off because dey supported sylva bck in 2012.

There is now a new craze for the usage of honeypot tightening sticks, or wands for ladies out there who feel their down below is not as tight as it should be.

These are sticks of made of ground up plants, herbs, and other mysterious substances, that those worried about their tightness are encouraged to insert inside their honeypots for two minutes and they are being sold online.


The sellers promise that the stick will tighten and ‘clean’ the honeypot, with one company suggesting the resulting tightness will ‘make you feel wanted again.’

Right. So this is for our partners. So he’ll want us again – now that our honeypots aren’t giant caves of despair.

It’s also claimed that the sticks will eliminate honeypotl discharge.


And this is where we remind everyone, once again, that the honeypot is a self-cleaning, self-regulating, generally wonderful thing.

It’s not supposed to be a pencil-narrow suction cup, and it’s most definitely NOT supposed to be discharge-free (discharge is all part of our lovely cleaning process. Accept it. Love it).

We won’t even get into the very damaging idea that women need to ‘tighten ourselves’ to make themselves desirable to men, because frankly, we could argue on about that for hours.

So let’s just focus on all the potential negative effects these sticks could have on your honeypot, remembering that these products have not been properly tested or regulated by any health-themed governing body.

Dr Jen Gunter explains that the chemicals in these sticks work to temporarily dry out the honeypot – a very bad thing.

She writes: ‘The lack of wetness and pain from the resulting abrasions may also cause the pelvic floor to spasm during sex (not in a good way) and this will tighten the honeypotl opening (which can make insertion painful).


‘Practices that dry the honeypot are known to increase the transmission of sexually transmitted infections. never mind make sex painful for the woman.

‘If the Japanese honeypotl stick can only be inserted for 2 minutes then it is almost certainly a direct caustic effect from chemicals.

‘But if it does have some effect on the honeypot it’s like over washing your hands until they are dried and cracked and bleeding, but achieved in 2 minutes. In the honeypot.’

Ouch.

And, as Dr Jen reminds us, honeypots are SUPPOSED to be relaxed and wet during sex. That’s what makes sex pleasurable.

So, to recap. Please, please do not use herbal sticks to ‘tighten’ your honeypot. Don’t put any herbs up there, in fact.


If you’re genuinely feeling concerned about tightness, we’d recommend trying kegels.

Your honeypot is amazing and can pretty much left alone to do its business. Love it and leave it be.

my brother I wnt blame the woman.
.is a normal thnkng unless u explain the stuff to her .

the day i saw timipre sylva's convoy in rivers state....i fear. i told my frnds only an apc member cn use such convoy now cos it ws definitely not wike.

dem she is beautiful

At least four people including a woman and her children were burnt beyond recognition in a fatal accident at Garaku before Mandara, along the Abuja-Akangwa road in Nassarawa today Jan. 24th. ‎Eyewitnesses say the accident involved two Toyota cars that had a head on collusion which resulted in an explosion. All occupants in both vehicles were burnt beyond recognition.

Speechless3:
I guess am different.

u never jamb dats why....u go jst dey "speechless" wen e happen

CharlyNick:
Sorry bro, you might be heading for the doom

chale i also hv tym for myself. Bt i rather spnd tym on nairaland and also to google out interestng stuffs.. than smokng weed

Speechless3:
Men and jealousy sef. So girls cant ask their male friends for favours again ? If e pain you go and get your car

if a guy takes u out, afta the date he tells u to take a taxi that he wants to pick a female frnd at the airport.

i was aware of nairaland since 2008, but i bcame a member 2014 afta i googled abut a topic nd a nairaland thread showed up. I read thru the hilarious comments nd i decided to be a member. At first i used naijapals a similar forum like nairaland but i was never interestd in dropping any comment or to post a topic.
When i wake up in the mrning the first thng i do afta prayer is chck nairaland, every 15mins i chck nairaland.
A day without chckng nairaland is like hell for me, l will become so restless. I cnt rememba d last tym i watchd tv for almost 30mins straight unless is football, wen m home i stay locked in my room browsing nairaland. At my wrk place if m less busy...nairaland. If seun is the founder of nairaland....RESPECT!!!

Speechless3:

dat u @ ur dp

ama kip kip boy!!!

as in 3 is the funniest
..victor nd dat akwa ibom aint funny...where is francis otega aka gerrera of here nd nkem owoh or even chiwetagu

Bill Gates – a business magnate, dutiful philanthropist, software pioneer, and the world’s richest man. Let’s take a look at 50 of the most interesting things you probably didn’t know about Microsoft’s co-founder

1. Bill Gates was born William Henry Gates III, the fourth in his family to be given the name. Because his father had the suffix “II”, Bill was called by the nickname of “Trey.”
2. Gates attended the exclusive Lakeside School, one of handful schools in the US with a computer terminal at the time. Gates interest in the computer programming was such that he was excused from Math classes to pursue it.

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3.Gates first computer program ever was a tic-tac-toe game.
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4. Gates hacked his school program to schedule students in classes, changing the code so that he was placed in classes with “disproportionate number of interesting girls.”
5. At 17, Gates sold his first computer program, a timetable system for his high school for which he pocketed a $4,200.
6. Gates graduated from Lakeside School with a score of 1590 out of 1600, and then went to Harvard in 1973 where he met Steve Balmer.
7. As sophomore at Harvard, Gates wrote a pancake sorting algorithm which for over 30 years held the record as the fastest solution to the problem presented in a combinatorics class by Henry Lewis.
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8. At Harvard he told professors that he would become a millionaire before he was 30. By 31 he was a billionaire.
9. In 1975, Gates dropped out of Harvard and joined his childhood friend Paul Allen to form a company which they named “Micro-Soft.” The hyphen fell off within a year.
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10. Interestingly enough, Microsoft wasn’t Bill and Paul Allen first venture. They had come together earlier to create Traf-O-Data, a company that made traffic counters built on the Intel 8008 processor.
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11. In 1977 he was arrested in New Mexico for driving without license.
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12. During the first five years of the company, Gates reviewed every single line of code the company shipped.
13. In the industry, Gates developed a reputation as a fierce competitor as well as not being reachable the phone or returning phone calls.
14. In an interview, Gates conceded that Control-Alt-Delete key combination to log into a PC was a mistake.
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15. He paid $30.1 million at an auction in 1994 for the Codex Leichester, a collection of writing by Leonardo Da Vinci.
16. Committed in giving back most of his fortune through charity work, Gates has reportedly reserved only about $10 million for each of his children.
17. When asked why he was active on Twitter and not on Facebook, Bill Gates, who is a friend of Mark Zuckerberg, said: “The friend requests got out of hand…”
18. To show how much he appreciated his collection of Da Vinci manuscripts, Gates said that if he would have to choose between his legacy and rescuing the writings from a burning home, he would invariably opt for the latter.
19. A money machine in the most authentic sense of the word would show that Gates makes in average about $250 per second, $15,000 per minute, and almost $20 million every day.
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20. His net worth briefly surpassed $101 billion 1999, causing the media to call “centibilionaire.”
21. His wealth rival that of 40 countries put together, and not 140 countries like some people has been led to believe.
22. From 1995 through 2008, Gates was the richest man on earth, before being dethroned momentarily by Warren Buffet. In 2013, he recouped the top position after seeing his fortune increased by US$15.8 billion to US$78.5 billion.
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23. Thirty-two years after dropping out of Harvard University in 2007, Gates returned to his school to receive an honorary degree, thus vindicating a promise he had made to his father to one day get his degree.
24. Towards the end of his life, Steve Jobs reportedly kept a letter from Bill Gates near his bed.
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25. Through his foundation, Gates has donated over $28 billion, the largest volume of capital ever mainlined to charity.
26. Out of spite, Steve Jobs is said to have left Bill Gates waiting for an hour at the NeXT offices before meeting him.
27. In recognition to his charitable contributions around the globe, in 2005, Gates was knighted by Queen Elizabeth of England with the KBE Order.
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28. During an interview, Gates mistakenly disclosed that Mark Zuckerberg was engaged to his long-time girlfriend, Priscilla China. The claim was promptly rebutted by Facebook’s Head of Communication, Elliot Schrage.
29. Before their fallout, in the 80’s Bill Gates and Steve Jobs enjoyed going on double dates with the women they were dating at the time.
30. On December 9, 2010, Gates, investor Warren Buffett, and Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook’s CEO) signed the “Gates-Buffet Giving Pledge”, in which they promised to donate to charity at least half of their wealth
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31. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has been criticized by the Los Angeles Times for investing in companies that have been accused of worsening poverty, polluting heavily, and pharmaceutical companies that do not sell into the developing world.
32. In a Microsoft ad launched in 2008, Gates appeared, alongside Jerry Seinfeld, who engages in conversations with strangers before walking up on a discount shoe store where Gates was buying a shoe.
Microsoft Ad Strives for Comedy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11NOblvuEpU

33. It wasn’t that rare, Microsoft workers attest, that the big boss would interrupt a presentation saying: “That’s the stup*dest thing I’ve ever heard!”
34. In 1994, Bill married his long-time girlfriend Melinda French, with whom they have had three children: daughters Jennifer Katharine and Phoebe Adele, and son Rory John.
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35. If he was a country, Gates would be the 37th richest country on earth.
36. After stepping down as Microsoft’s Chief Executive Officer in January 2000, Gates remained as chairman and created the position of chief software architect for himself.

ladyvan88:
To successfully read between  the lines of what a man says
1. Do not attach emotions to a man's word. This means do not be emotionally carried away with a man's talk
2. Always listen to a man's eyes more than his mouth!
3. What names his closest family and  friends call you is a primary pointer to what he really takes u for
4. Always do your best to access his "sure" level in all situations especially when he's advised. How often he dances to your tune or other peoples tunes makes you his level of "sure"
5. Also how often a man changes his mind makes you read between  the line. Any man that easily changes his mind or is easily convinced can easily switch affection to other things or persons  and is often unstable at heart. Note my use of the word persons instead of woman because he can decide one day that he's actually gay. Lol

It takes a strong man ALL of his willpower to change his mind NOT other people's willpower

u wntd to contctd me via email??