₦airaland Forum

talktimi:
sharap fo0l, you're still spouting nonsense and lies as usual. TW.at

fr3do:
9. The dirty yoruba man that keeps farting.

Bibol:
Since this is what's in vogue now, I'll add mine.

OP, you forgot the 'team earpiece' people who listen to music from the start of the journey till the end. They prefer to keep to themselves and usually sit by the window. They love to read novels, books, magazines or newspapers

MarthaK:
awww...
What a lovely way to console yourself

datalossvictim1:
This is actually good publicity. I'm not joking.

jonescyras:
Church members living by cups of water
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Church pastors living by streams, Oceans of water
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.Still, church members pouring the only cups of water meant for them into the streams of ocean owned by the Pastors since 100 BC
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RELIGION IS THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE!.

sexyseun:
Guys by default are dirty pigs. The day i entered jim iyke's room i almost fainted. Iyanya has good taste with colors in his bedroom but its so rough and tumble.

Never attempt to visit face at festac,he's crib is so untidy.

My baby sawa baby o! Sawa sawa sawa le! Sawa sawa sawa le! Asssssssssh!

*picks race*

Youngsage:
thank yhuu
But the queues have reduced, unlike b4. Its not as if others don't have their queues too now

One more thing- GT bank has one of the best, if not the best bank architectures

jideomowunmi:
Chai....bro u get plenty money ooo...removed from one bank and went to 3 different banks...

zicoraads:
Keystone Bank! Formally Bank PHB. Have been with them for years and I haven't had any reason to want to leave em.

But generally speaking, I think it depends on the branch or something. You might go to GT Wuse branch and the service would be superb. But go to their Garki branch and encounter problems.

Or you might meet some customer care lady who is pregnant or whose boyfriend has just disappointed and she would certainly take the frustration out on you.

Most of these banks are great!

DumeloDumelo:
I so much hate UBA. From their always faulty doors to their bad customer service.

Lilchilz:
THIS post is dedicated to pple who has been choppin red apple all dz days y'all shldn't loose hope God wey do am for hannah still fit do am for you..so moh unah cheer up!!

6. Why count your money in front of d ATM?
Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that
says "incomplete..?

7. My children, if NYSC posts you to a violent state,
reject it o. Even the ßible says
'Fear North'.

9. A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki.
The two owners came out, inspected the damage,
exchanged business cards and left. # Swag

19. Covenant University: school fee N432,000,
ranked= 6th...
Unilorin: school fees N25,000, ranked= 1st. How
wise is your
dad?


24. U treat ur BF like crap then he meet someone
that treats him like a king, they start seeing and u
call it cheating...
Are u a LEARNER ?


26. N5000 to paint nails?? How much them
dey take paint room and parlour? Girls of nowadays
don't fear God at all.


HAPPY INDEpENdenCE DAY TO Y'ALL

berem:
you don't know what it is to hang my two legs on air for more than 25mins all in the name of fuccking. Coogar,you no go understand.

Michdear:
you actually right on some points,but sometimes I do ask myself why we all think a certain town is not important or relevant akungba akoko is a town in ondo state I see no reason why we can't have the state uni there but it will have been better if the school was sited in ikare or oka that's the two biggest town in akoko land,but in my own case I will never support that decision to site in akure,we have futa and federal college of agriculture there already,other major towns need the economic of value of the uni than akure with is capital status ondo state is not imo state where all tertiary institututions are sited in owerri,,well agagu decided to locate osustech @ okitipupa cause the engineering department @ aaua wasn't active but he should have done something about it instead of creating another uni,we all know that game,college of medicine would have been better instead of osustech that what mimiko will eventually did though,back to what you said well I doubt if another governor will dare try to build a new uni that will sound insane,we all know will need university teaching hospital/college of medicine that's still reasonable, note:all the senatorial districts now have a state institutions,by the way agagu was able to do much in okitipupa and coastal area than other part of the state ,well won't blame him much and for mimiko political game,mehnnnn you can't blame that man we all need to stop sounding like a hypocrite.

macof:
Lmao. True yarn o
Although I was never a staunch Christian, I once loved Jesus like I was gay
watching passion of Christ made me cry severely
Back then for you to tell me this Jesus was jst a dead and rotten Jew I would call u demon

Thanks to my ancestors that never left me, I regained my consciousness

Ishilove:
I'm on a diet

mesoade:
i don't c anything wrong with him citing AAUA in Akungba since FUTA is already in Akure,same way Agagu cited OSUSTECH in okitipupa,his LGA

Ishilove:
Of course its a rhetorical question, dear

Ishilove:
Are you trying to be mischievous??