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I am comparing these two because their comedy has the same theme.

Who will you pick as the funniest, who would you call as MC for your event?

@lalasticlala

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Dont criticise them, they are just having fun

Abi, cant people just have fun again?

Rubbish

Grafixnuel:

I saw your Facebook page today where you post memes. You have a long way to go...PM me for ideas on how to get a lot of FB followers.

���Some Amazing Facts About Ijebu�

1. Ijebus were the first to settle in Lagos and Ibadan.

2. Ijebus were the first people to have had contact with the Europeans in the 14th century.

3. Ijebus were the first to be educated through Western education.

4. Ijebu is the largest Ethnic group in Nigeria (wow!!!)

5. First people to manufacture gears of wars in the history of Nigeria.

6. First people to contend the slavery extortion in their region.

7. The first people to invent money made from cowry shells, later made Coins called "PANDORO", which became acceptable through Africa and Europe.

8. Ijebu is the only tribe in Nigeria that has its origin from the Biblical days.

9. According to the Biblical account; the Jebusites were a Canaanite tribe who inhabited and built Jerusalem prior to its conquest by King David.

10. Ijebu was the first indigenous CLERK to the European Missionaries.

11. The European observers found Ijebus more intelligent than other groups in Nigeria.

12. When Oduduwa was blind, an Ijebu King (fifth Awujale) was the one to provide remedy to restore his sight.

13. Ijebus are known as socialites, people if high integrity & handwork.

14. Ijebus were the one to raise agitation for emancipation from Colonialism.

15. Ijebu King (Orimolusi) was the second Oba appointed by the Colonial Masters for the London conference in 1957 to negotiate the Nigerian Independence.

16. Chief Obafemi Awolowo was the first individual in the modern era to be named Leader of the Yorubas (Asiwaju Omo Oodua)

17. The richest black woman in the world, Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija, is an Ijebu woman from Ikorodu, Lagos (waterside Ijebu).

18. Ijebu man was the first Nigerian to play in the English premier league in the early 60s.

19. Ijebus are famous with Egungun, Agemo, jigbo, Ileya festivals etc.

20. Mike Adenuga, an Ijebu man from Ijebu-Igbo, was the first Nigerian to single handedly own Oil, Mining and Telecommunication (GLO).

21. Ijebu man, late Haruna Ishola, was the first musician to perform outside the shores of Nigeria.

22. Ijebu men,Chief S. O. Shonibare & Chief Shakirudeen Olarewaju Kazeem (Shokas) were the first Nigerians to own private individual housing estates (called Shonibare estate in Lagos. And Shokas Estate/Bobagunwa Castle) of about 40 mansions in Ijebu-Igbo.

23. Ijebu man, late Chief Kuti (Abusi Odumare) from Ijebu-Igbo was the first Nigerian to be banned from building further houses in Lagos having owned about 100 storey buildings in Shomolu and Ebute Meta!

24. Also an Ijebu man, Chief Isamosta Ashiru from Ijebu-Igbo, was banned from building further houses in Ibadan having owned 99% of houses on Ososami street, Ibadan (left and right)!

25. Ijebu man, late Chief Abayomi Adeyemi also from Ijebu-Igbo, was the first Nigerian contractor to build about seven housing estates for Federal Govt. He has about 60 personal houses in Lagos alone!

26. Unbelievable, a man of Ijebu origin was enthroned as Olubadan of Ibadan land, Ijebu l'oko Ibadan

27. An Ijebu woman (a potter), Bilikisu Significant was traced to the Biblical Queen of Sheba as wife to King Pharaoh

28. Ijebu has a major farm settlement that generated hundreds of millions of naira through palm oil processing (Apoje Farm settlement in Ijebu-Igbo) for the government.

29. Ijebu has produced so many musical icons like Haruna Ishola (Ijebu-Igbo), Y.K. Ajadi (Ijebu-Igbo), Popular Jingo (Ijebu-Igbo), Batuli Alake (Ijebu-Igbo), Wasiu Ayinde Marshal, K1 (Ijebu-Ode), Adewale Ayuba (Ikenne), Musiliu Haruna Ishola (Ijebu-Igbo), Ayo Balogun Wizkid (Ijebu-Ode), Kolade Onanuga (Ijebu-Ode), Salawa Abeni (Ijebu-Ode), Wale Thomson (Ijebu-Igbo), etc.

30. The first black man to publish an indigenous Bible with dictionary and concordance was an Ijebu man (Rev. Dr. Basil Kayode Balogun ) from Ijebu-Igbo.

31. The Doyen of Theatre, Late Chief Hubert Adedeji Ogunde, was an Ijebu man from Ososa

32. The current heavy weight boxing champion Anthony Joshua is from Ijebu.

33. Ijebu nation has more than 15 tertiary institutions which include OSU/OOU, TASUED, Babcock, Hallmark, South-West, Kinston (Universities), Grace, AAP, Gaposa, Oscotech, Pogil (Polytechnics), Tasce (Coll of Edu.), etc.

34. Do you know that Ijebu land (Ijagun) hosts the 1st university of education in Nigeria?

35. Do you know that Ijebu nation share one-third of entire Lagos state starting from Ikorodu to Ketu, Somolu, Palmgrove, Oshodi, Yaba, Epe, Ikeja, etc.

36. Do you know that the Itshekiris (Delta state of Nigeria) are Ijebus?


What a great Nation!

The Regional capital is Ijebu Ode!!

The Commercial capital is Sagamu!!!

The Spiritual capital is Ijebu Igbo!!!!

Lastly, The Paramount ruler & Awujale of Ijebu land is the longest reigning traditional ruler in the history of Nigeria----57 years, 06 months ( still counting)?

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DrinkLimca:
It's a shame and a slap on the face of Christianity, that such a beautiful girl died because of Cancer..

Are her parents not Christians?

what church does her parents attend?

It's not like I'm bragging, but no loved one of mine will die from sickness, not when my God is alive....

As much as I would agree that miracles are real, the unchanging truth is that the workings of life cannot be explained sometimes. The almighty Elisha, the great miracle performer died after a long illness. My mum, the most committed Christian I have ever known died in a motor accident. My ex, a prayer warrior died of one stupid sickness. These people had great faith yet they died.

Dont be fooled bro. Life is not predictable. Death can happen to anyone at anytime.

MoreTipz:
jaldsa

Sorry, is this Spanish?

There is no more humanity in humans. This race has become inhuman.

This happened on Wednesday Jan 30th 2018


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRZ93tR2hwY

Cc: Lalasticlala

People seff. Nothing in his post suggests that his mother is dead. Putting up a blank background means nothing... And his caption is even praising his mother,meaning "No one can replace the place of a mother"

Our half baked bloggers who copied mediocrity from their mentor Linda Ikeji have flooded the Naija cyberspace and something must be done to curb this growing menace

Spits on thread and walks away.

I have an ex who used to have excruciating cramps until my sister told me to get her Ibuprofen and it worked well.

Get Ibuprofen and use 800mg twice daily during the course of your period. Pay attention to how your body system relates with the drug before going too deep into it.

I hope this helps.

alfredo4u:
Sincerely is not everything I will say here. I have gone through a lot just because of both of them. More than two neighbours have complained about two of them to me. If not for the sake of God and because divorce is not encouraged in my place i would have divorce her now that God have bless me.

You are a foolish man. So neigbhburs have called to complain about their closeness and you are yet to call the guy and warn him?
The lord knows I will threaten to take his life. Rubbish!

It has now become the norm for everyone to take their phone and start recording videos, speaking words of wisdom and posting them all over social media. And most of them are empty brains o. Makes you wonder if there are no fools again on earth.

Biafrauud people and Innosson right now:

Sapiosexuality:
Google is just doing whatever they feel is right. No respect to their publishers. How can you get 0.1$ per click on AdSense? What is that? Slavery? I think it's time to focus on Facebook Instant Message adverts.

How does the Facebook Instant Message Adverts work?

This is so good. Nice video and fine song.

You and your brother marrying women who have kids from another lover. Your father wont be proud of you guys. Not one of you o, two of you.

Anyway, dont take the child abroad even if the mother cries blood. Dont mind the above posters o. Let him stay with the mum's relatives here in Naija cos you dont like him enough to live with you. You want to start afresh with your woman and the poor boy will be a stumbling block Bringing him over will cause more harm than you can foresee or even break your home.

The husband is probably married to a white lady just to get passport and having the best sex of his life. You can be married and separated and in such case sleeping with another person isnt considered cheating. She is separated from her husband, sex deprived, if you wont give her she will find some other dude, and from what I can see, you are some struggling guy who sees this woman as an avenue to step up being that she has money. Olamide said "If its not making money its not making sense" Which means if it is making money it is making sense.

Bro, if she gbadun you and you gbadun her and she be sweet potato woman according to you, by all means sleep with her. The huband is wicked.

C'est la vie

Goodnight

PS: Dont believe in that lie that if you do it someday someone will sleep with your wife. Life doesnt work that way at all. Life is not mathematics, you cant calculate its workings.

Nigerian guy proposes to girlfriend at Ozone cinema while watching The Wedding Party 2. Picture slides of the couple was displayed on the big screen just before the movie began. There was loud cheers and shouts... And of course, she said Yes.

Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3M_nG9THgc

Wow! Nice song, good video. Now we finally have someone to replace airforce1

Lala abbeg help the guy career o. Putting this on Frontpage can soar him high.

MRSHYCAT:
Egbon, he is serving a Fifa ban. where did you see him play football recently?

The sentence was 12 months and it is over. And he didnt spend the whole of his tens of millions of pounds in 12 months.

Click here and confirm he is currently playing footy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Ebou%C3%A9

The story might be a hoax. Sometimes footballers need to feign being broke to avoid heavy tax or jail sentence for avoiding tax, especially when they are on the verge of retiring. Who wants to pay millions of pounds in tax to the Government when you will retire next year? The story of ex Liverpool star John Barnes comes to mind. Barnes played with everyone's head and got away with it. Eboue still plays football till date and he is not being owed a dime by Turkish club Ocağı Limasol. His 10 year old son recently signed for Arsenal, and yes, he got paid for it as the boy is very talented and was bought from another academy. Eboue brokered the deal.

Click the link on this post and watch the video and the photos attached, the wristwatch on his hand is Hublot and if you are a fan of wristwatches you should know that the machine on Eboue is nothing less than 12 thousand pounds. A broke man sleeping on the floor of a friend's apartment wearing a 12k pounds Hublot, think about it. I am no fool

Nuff said.

Person wey dem suppose sign dey sign person

Ojoro, Moses deserves it,judging by last season's performance

Mumu somebody

Mariangeles:
It will all unfold before your very eye...I pray you live to see the day , then you'll understand the scripture " touch not mine anointed and do my prophets no harm"

You mean the thieving pastors are the anointed?