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Daddy G.O would have told his members the snakes were sent from the village.

Daddy Freeze is greater than Oyedepo, Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Ibiyiome and Adefarasin combined.

Daddy G.O would have told his members the snakes were sent from the village.

Daddy Freeze is greater than Oyedepo, Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Ibiyiome and Adefarasin combined.

Here is the link to the Instagram video: https://www.instagram.com/p/BcCGoDzH_-B/ . OP @Hollicom, update your post with the link

Lalastic.lala, it is snake post, please move it to the promise land

Okay...Continue

Deejaygold:
No Laptop

Baba, this one get laptop o

Yahoo boy!

Jesu

Sex six times a day?

And right now that she seem to have overcome her obsession, she still must have it at least twice a day.

I doubt this kinda thing can happen to a guy. Once you come your body suppose come down na, abi. What am I saying seff. I don't even know what to write again.

But wait o, you mean this dude is truly in love with her knowing about all her crazy past and the fact that she has four kids outside wedlock and probably a carrier of HIV virus? My guy just won dey trip for the twice a day sex.

I am donating my eyes and ears. There is nothing left to see and hear in this world.

ezenwajosh:
Am not married....I can't discuss my financial status...but her she's completely a mess....

Do not consider her out of pity bro. She left you when you needed her most. She could repeat same thing if you marry her. In fact stop chatting with her seff

hooklover:
This way happy wen u go and play away match and expect to win.
The house and lady and men are so ugly. Peninsula no fit stand for such a lady.
Wen u want to Bleep Randy wives tale her to ur hideout respect the husband and his bed.
So many nice places to duck married ladies.i have some I duck regularly. One comes on her way to work for her does another web coming back from church service. I never know we're they reside.

Do u know some money rituals involve u to Bleep married lady on her matrimonial bed.
Or Bleep a pregnant lady on her matrimonial bed one a month.

If u give a married Lady 500k or 1million for one round in her matrimonial bed. 80% of lady's will agree and tell u wen to come.

Married Ladies have a price if u meet dere price dry are all urs....

I am not sure you are human. Oloshi!

ezenwajosh:
Someone like u made me loose a woman I loved so much when I was in nigeria....I loved this girl more than my life....she's my first love...I hardly eat in my work place so I can save enough for her needs Cox she's in school on the process I developed ulcer....am still SUFFERING it today though it's not as serious as then....did u know what a guy made her leave me....a guy like u made her say to me....EZENWA MY MUM WANTS ME TO GET MARRIED AND UA NOT READY YET....I told her how can she marry someone she didn't know..and her reply was EZENWA I LOVE U BUT THERE'S MORE TO MARRIAGE THAN LOVE OR MARRYING A CUTE GUY....I asked why she said it she said nothing but am an Igbo guy I understood she meant what am giving her is not enough to take care of her, her younger sister and widow mother but the truth is her mum didn't want her to marry she only wants to leave me for a rich guy.....uptil today she's not married yet...only few days ago she chat me in Facebook asking for forgiveness....that all men coming her way are wicked and cheats none is serious with her..

Are you married now? How is your finances right now, I hope say you don blow?

teresafaith:
I've said it and I will say it again "relationships are not for the emotionally disturbed and for the faint hearted"

Why would anyone with his or her brains intact cry over someone? Like I'm baffled!!

And as for Jude, na now I know say your (baddo) forming na real fake

Being emotional because you love someone so much is just normal. The way people respond to emotions defers from person to person. Crying because you love someone so much doesn't make you a fool or emotionally imbalance. The fact that I cry for you doesn't make me your puppet, my head is still intact. You might hold your tears and still be the fool.

I was once there. I cried like a baby just because I was missing her.

braimeddy:
You stopped schooling at ss3 with this ur big grammar. Why u dey lie like this na. So if u b politician na so u go tell dem say wen u small u no get shoes to wear

Trust me bro, it is true. I didnt't even pass my WAEC.

datguru:
You sound very intelligent and I must applaud your level of eloquence and composure. You don't sound like an ss3 dropout.

Thanks bro. I am flattered.

Alexrayz:
Be in ur house shouting wen they arrest the person you be d first to run here and condemn him Nigerians and their fucking double standards

How many people dem won arrest?

Return kini?

May thunder strike any corper that returns any kobo.

After plummeting the economy to its lowest ebb and mismanaging the public funds meant for the betterment of the citizenry, the overly corrupt government or whoever is in charge of payment made a good mistake by over paying these corpers who are risking their lives to serve this ill-fated nation and this cleric is advising them to return this fund? I stopped schooling at SS3 but I know what my friends and other fresh graduates went/go through just to do this shitty national norm that should be scrapped. Those guys deserve to be paid 120k monthly. What is this meagre amount to the billions these oloriburuku people are carting away to Switzerland on a per minute basis.

Well, only a Muslim cleric will say this. I trust the pastors who have corruption embedded in them already, they will tell you it is unmerited favour and quote about 10 different bible verses to support this claim thereby making your conscience clear. It is the only time like this their corrupt self is useful.

It is now their time to eat out of the national cake. This kinda opportunity is once in a lifetime. Do not misuse it.

Nuff said!

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attention007:
They claiming their system was hacked... they better go ahead and work things out before their upcoming image gets tarnished from the Nigerian market

They hacked Bein Sports using internet protocol. They beam Bein Sports to us via data. They are thieves.

Many of the subscribers of TSTVAfrica were shocked as the BeIN Sports notified them of illegal viewing of the Europa League match between Arsenal and Red Star Belgrade.

This message appeared during the first football match broadcast of the pay-Tv provider on Thursday, November 2, 2017.

A Nigerian viewer narrated his experience and how the match was truncated half-way into the game.

http://www.pulse.ng/bi/tech/tech-nigerian-subscribers-of-tstv-shocked-as-bein-sports-accuses-them-of-illegal-viewing-id7549830.html

I don't trust all these corper ladies. If you have a girlfriend in camp, my brother.... Hmmm. Its okay.

I live not too far from here. There is a fire fighter unit just opposite the bank, what are they doing?

A friend was just telling me about it not long ago

Good for him. Na wetin you dey find you see

yeyerolling:
negativity or positvity does not negate reality. Marriage is a combination of good and bad. Abi ur parents marriage was smooth all thru

BluntBoy:
He is just being realistic.

In your post, you made it seem like marriage would answer problems of loneliness and sexual infections when not all marriages answer them. There are lonely people in marriages sometimes and one promiscuous partner may even infect the other partner with STDs.

I get it now. So because people die in motor accidents I wouldn't buy a car or enter any vehicle again. My mother died on the Lagos Ibadan expressway some fifteen years ago and I have plied same road more than 50 times since then. Because some have died in plane crash then I would not travel outside the country for fear of being killed by the Wright brothers' invention. Because gas cooker has killed so many people and burnt down buildings I wouldn't use one in my house. My neighbour was eating fish the other day and he got some bones stuck in his throat, he had to be rush to the hospital and spent 4 days there,he almost lost his life. Guess what he asked his wife to prepare for him after returning from hospital, rice and fish stew.

I like the way you guys think.

Lalasticlala and mynd44 dont you think this post is front page worthy?

yeyerolling:
1. There are lonely pple in marriage, husbands who leave there wives at home to hangout with friends and side chicks are very common
2. There are kids who withnessed domestic voilence or dsfunctional homes. Dat a kids sees odas being taken home by mum or dad means nothing. Do u knw wat goes on in der?
3. U can win society if u want- rita dominic is der, former sec boss arouma oteh is also der. Onyeka onwenu, olisa adibua etc. Only a weak person allows family or society control him or her.
4. Being married doesnt stop ur spouse from giving u STI or Aids.
Ur write up is trash

So you have already imagined your marriage to be full of problems. Its good how you already think your own union will have all the problems you stated above. Kudos to you Mr. Negative

Sequel to the post about Funmi Iyanda wanting to remain single till eternity that graced the frontpage some hours ago (Read it here:
https://www.nairaland.com/4141787/must-girl-marry) , I have decided to write something to counter it.

I once nurtured the idea of not wanting to get married and just find some woman to have babies for me, continue to frolick around town with babes and friends till forever after reading several write ups online about disadvantages of being married. A particular Nairalander who goes by the moniker ‘killjoy’ helped fuel this thought even more.

But then again I started thinking deep and realized it will do me more harm than good if I stay single.

Life is full of problems, that’s the way the universe designed it. As human you will always be faced with challenges and problems, some bigger than you, others smaller. If you are married you will have problems from your spouse, kids, in-laws, etc, if you are not married you will still have problems from your baby mamas/fathers, the family of your baby mamas/fathers, your kids, at work, church etc. So I decided to get married and have problems rather than remain single and still have same problems.

Below are some of the many reasons you need to get married

You can’t beat nature
Yes, nature has designed we sapiens to be with one partner and form a family with children and you cant beat that. Trying to beat it will result in dysfunctional children. We are social creatures and we can only live a fulfilled life when we have loved ones around us. We are designed to by nature to live with spouse and children. We are not animals, we are humans

Loneliness
I will be 31 in few months and have friends within my age range. Most of my friends are between 29 and 33, and many of them are already getting married. I now attend their weddings almost every weekend, and I am always among the groomsmen or the best man. Very soon they will all be married and I will be left alone. They cant go to the club or bar with me like before, we cant hang out like we used to, once its 9pm they want to go home to meet their wife and kids or other times they are not just interested in going out, they want to enjoy the weekend with their family and I will just sit their lonely. No wife, no kids, nothing. If I have a baby mama, she most likely will be in custody of the kids.

As for ladies who want to remain single. 99 percent of Your friends will be married and that is when your eyes will clear. You will be lonely and probably miserable. They talk about how they are going on a vacation with hubby, you open your facebook to see their family pictures, you go to church to see them come in a family car and you are just there alone. You are hanging out with them and their hubby calls them to return home in time to get the kids dinner and get them ready for school, they leave you alone to wonder and wander.

Loneliness will set in one day, you will look back and blame yourself for walking the lonely path. Your chances of living long is even reduced. You will be 50, 60, 70 years one day, how will you cope? You might end up taking your own life.

Family pressure
Don’t take away family pressure. It will never leave. Your parents will attend wedding ceremonies of other kids in the family and will always pray to do same for their kids. Their fulfillment in life comes after they spend heavily on you to graduate with a certificate and finally get married and they can now give you their final blessings. They will never stop reminding you about bringing a wife or husband home. Your parents even stand a risk of being mocked by the society for having a child who hasn’t gotten married at age 50. I am even more sorry for you if you are a woman for family meetings will be called on top your head. Aunties, uncles, cousins etc will go to mountain because of you, and at family gatherings/meetings they must bring up your topic. In the end you will remain a menace to the family, you may never be celebrated despite even having lots of money.

You can’t win society
That’s society for you. A cliché goes thus “If you cant win them, you join them”. So just join the rest of the society cos you will never win.
Everyone expects you to get married once you hit 24 as a female and 30 as a man. You wont get the deserved respect from people, you will be mocked, you will always have to bury your head in shame. Everyone thinks it is abnormal for you to be Miss so and so at age 35 instead of Mrs. You will always have to explain your idiosyncrasies to people, always want them to see things from your viewpoint why you don’t want to get married. No matter how rich you are, everyone will think you are not complete without a man or woman to call a spouse. If you doubt me ask Linda Ikeji and Don Jazzy. Once Linda Ikeji says something not pleasing to people, they will bounce on her with this everly unchanging lines “Madam go and marry” same applies to Don Jazzy.

99.2 percent of the people will not buy your bullcrap idea. So oga, madam, you cant win us, never. Just join us.

Think about your children
It is so funny how many of you who don’t believe in marriage want children and that’s all. You are selfish. Think about yuour kids. They will grow up to see their friends returning home to their mum and dad but they have just one parent. It is understandable if you are divorced, widowed or separated, at least that some reasonable excuse and you can get married to another person later who will act as their foster mum/dad. But your kids ask you why is mum or dad not living with you and your answer is that you didn’t like the idea of marriage that’s why you only made their dad donate some sperm into your vagina to give birth to them. Your kids will be mocked at school and home, and the blemish might never leave them forever. Your kids are better raised by the two parents than you alone.

Your sexual life
So you don’t want to get married but want to keep enjoying sex. You will contract infections, life threatening infections. As a man, today na tall girl you carry come, tomorrow short one, next tomorrow dem see you with light skinned, the next time na dark babe, for how long would you live that way. You want to continue to live an irresponsible lifestyle till 35, 45, 50, 70 years of age? All your friends are married and enjoying fine sex with their wives but you are chasing everything under the skirt. That’s not a good life bro.

As a lady how would you cope with sexual gratification. So after getting sperm donation into your vagina from men to give birth to children you hit the street to start sleeping with every Tom, D!ck and Harry. Once you reach age 40 your beauty is already greatly diminished and men of your age range wont find you appealing again, you are now left with no choice than to hang out with young boys of 25-30 years of age, paying them for their service as a sugar mummy and that’s if you have the money to maintain such life. So it’s a life of sugar mummy you want to be living abi. Soon your news will spread all over the metropolis and everyone will know how irresponsible you are. By the time you are 50, 55 your body don old finish, you will sit down and think abut your miserable life in pity.

Conclusion
The advantages of getting married far outweighs the opposite option, so by all means my brethren, marry.
And I read how many of you think it is only the African mentality that states that a person must be married. You are wrong. I expect you to know better. You watch movies, read books, novels, read stories on social media etc, you should know that even whitepeople in advanced countries think like this. White parents wants their kids to get married. The white society largely think it is foolishness to remain single, ladies from 30 years of age are mocked in America and England for being single, their families are worried for them. It is a general thing and not pertinent to Africa. The other day I read on DailyMail Uk how a 33 years old lady commited suiced because no one has asked for her hand in marriage. Even their celebrities who we think don’t give a hoot about marriage end up settling down, they might get divorced a thousand times but they belive so much in marriage they don’t mind doing it 10 times in the course of their lives. Do your research well before drawing any conclusion.

PS: I am single and searching, ladies dont be shy, send me PM and lets roll. Who knows, I might find a wife here. Me I won marry abbeg

Sincerely, I am scared of having female children. The mere thoughts of them being chased, fvxked and impregnated by boys gets me scared. But I will accept whatever life choses to give me. But I seriously pray not to have any girl child, just two boys and I am okay.

MaritzaNL:
You are not making any sense, I'm sapiosexual and I can only marry intelligent person.

For your info, I don't do cram and pour, you can't do that in my course, you will fail woefully.

Sapiosexuals themselves are highly intelligent people, hence the reason they desire intelligence in the opposite gender above other things. And if you are witty as you claim, you should know that one's level of intelligence is not measured by their certificate. I stopped schooling at SS3 and failed my WAEC woefully but I am not a dumbo.

MaritzaNL:
No, make no mistake, I don't see them as inferior but I just know that his thinking level and mine won't be the same.

Meet someone like me who didn't even pass his WAEC and have a rethink.

captainbangz:
What if she goes like this; UPON ALL THE PEOPLE WEY DEY HERE, NA ONLY ME YOU FEEL SEY GET PHONE??¿¿. What will you do op?

Nope, she wont, not when you put on a pity face. She will automatically show sympathy

SmartyPants:
Actually science has shown that when you do a favor for someone you automatically drop your defenses and become generally more sympathetic and thus more open to them. So this method actually will work both for getting her number and for getting her to open up.

Science?

edimolu:
Yea that is partially true!

But do you think they would rather date broke men?Hell no! it all balls down to your pocket value! That part can never be neglected! It just seems laughable to think otherwise

Most mistakes you guys make is , you feel once a guy has the money , he loses every form of being responsible, and gets glued to the aura of pride and rudity Not all are dimwits!

What chance does a broke nigga have against a responsible, rich and romantic guy in a chase with your so-called money-classy ladies

I hope you get my point!

Of course, no broke dude can match a rich guy who has not lost his senses to his filthy lucre. A rich and responsible guy will be chosen over the broke guy a thousand times over in this case. My point is, dont lose your humanity because of money. Have money by all means but keep your good side

edimolu:
No lady can't be bought..the question is but price!

Chase the money! Every other thing falls in smooth-accordance!

There are times your heart will covet ladies who have money and class, more money and class than you have. These set of women dont give a hoot about your money. All they want is your charm, demeanor, level headedness, carriage and panache... And some little bit of sweet lies