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ladyF:
Lol see this one o, make God proverb job for me?
U better remove the log in ur eye. Hilarious!!!

I would have loved to help you persuade Seun to make you a moderator and be on his payroll, but you are not intelligent enough to moderate even the dumbest Nairaland thread.

Ifa hear say this topic will not make frontpage...

Introvert and LadyF, I pray make God proverb job for two of nna... Nna see nna life?

Me, have time for friendship with a lady? What benefits could I ever get from a lady friend that I cant get in excess from my male friends.

I become her friend, I start taking care of her needs while konji slowly kills me, she goes to furck the hell outa her boyfriend. Am I mad?

I am talking from experience too OP... I had a female friend I thought would allow me straff her one day, I bought her countless things countless times, gave her advice, etc. She would just deceive me with a quick wet peck on the cheek, and would go furck her boyfriend. After about a year, I knew if I didnt play smart she would elude me forever, so I invited her to my house, when she came in I started crying, O feigned it so much it looked real. I told her while crying profusely that I feel bad that I could not find love, she tried to console me but I cried more, I then told her all i needed from her to feel good was a tight cuddle and she gladly obliged. Na so after 5 minutes, I started kissing her neck, kissed her forehead, her lips, removed her top, removed her bra, socked her pointed breasts, removed her trousers, her pants and furcked the shit out of her. The friendship ended that day and I felt fulfilled. Aint gat time for shitt.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove

Pebcak:

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That photo

queencalipso:
Lol no be small copying the guy do he copied every word.

Be happy, at least, he has drummed your opinion into the ears of thousands

ladyF:
Hmmmmm ok. Chai, last to make FP, e remain small I for miss am lol

Its [size=20pt] LadyF [/size] again

Whay does that F stand for... Fool?

[quote author=queencalipso post=36647882][/quote]Eeyah, sorry o, the guy copied your write up and it made frontpage.

Aisha95:
Truth is that Men also love girls that are fun to be with. Not the boring types that can't easily keep a nice covo. Or is it the type that replies with abbreviations when chatting?
Heck, that is a big turn off to the guys.
Then adding to it, men loved being appreciated for even the least of things they do. Doing that will propel them to do more - it kind of cheer up their spirit.
Lastly, when a lady is committed to a religious belief, she is considered responsible to some extent so that as well is a factor that draws the attention of men to such ladies.

Put your account number here, let me dash you money for these wise words.

starlingslimnet:
By Fun you mean "frivolous unlimited nonentity ryt"?

Ladies will have problems with you. Do they tell you you are too rigid, not understanding, not fun to be with and humourless? You must be one nerd

Ajibo111:
A lot of times, we do things in the
name of love or winning over a lady.
But an average Nigerian lady really
intepretes most of these gestures as
desperation, lack of self worth or
plain foolishness.
If you do any of these, you might
want to think again especially if you
are not married;
[B] 1. Telling a lady you can die for her:[/B]
This is just an expression of low self
worth. A lot of ladies are are
beginning to see through these
deceptive lines. At the end of the day,
they discover that the guy cannot
even kill a cockroach for them. Those
words are just means to a selfish
end.
[B] 2. Travelling thousands of miles just
to meet someone you saw on the net:[/B]
A right thinking person would not
embark on this journey. Anything can
upload any pix on the net and claim
to be that. Even when it eventually
becomes who you think it is, the lady
might not say it, but she knows you
are another mugu on the loose.
[B] 3. 'I love you pass my mother':[/B] As
strange as this sounds, some guys
still say it to a lady. Ladies if a guy
tells you this, please kick him out
your house and life, he doesn't love
you. If you have a cane and can flog
him, do that as well too. Thanks in
advance.
[B]4. Describing ex in worst words:[/B] Well
I guess if you are not reserved with
him, he might even describe you
worse with his next lady. If you break
up with a lady, old things are passed
away, and all things have become
new, don't think you can buy your
lady's heart by painting your ex with
despicable terms. If she is shrewd,
she will refuse you.
If you want to win a lady's heart, you
need not do these thing because the
valuable ones will see you as very
cheap. You are not cheap anyway but
please don't act that way.

cc........lalasticlala

Why did you mention lalasticlala, to put this shitt on front page? Hahahahhahahahhahahaha

starlingslimnet:
Rather you are irrefutably and incontestably the most retar'ded inverted nincompoop in the history of Nairaland.

Hey, easy bro. She is just having fun

kanaleke:
No matter how you argue or prove it.....it is impossible for a Nigerian(men/women/guys/ladies) to fall in love with the opposite sex without something attached to it.Let me give you instance/s...A guy cannot love a girl in Nigeria without the said girl either being beautiful or is naturally blessed and a girl can not love a Nigerian guy without the guy either being rich,handsome,successful,etc....it is just impossible to fall naturally in love with someone in Nigeria without something special being attached.

The worst post of the year...This is sheer balderdash, arrant gibberish. Op should be flogged with Nigerian mopol koboko

emegona:
I recently packed into a neighbourhood,i was happy to meet my old school mate in the university called john who happened to be from the same local government with me in my town.
Within that month I also met a young lady that caught my attention and I entered into a relationship with her,my intention was to settle down with her b/cos she was exactly what I wanted as marriage was on my mind.
I was hanging out with my friend john and one of his colleague in a joint one sunday evening and I saw my girl passing,i immediately showed her to john and told him i want to marry her and immediately john burst out laughing,he said he knows a guy dating her and immediately called my girls name,,,i tried to wave that off by telling him that I dnt expect my girl to be a virgin as he start making mockery of the who thing..if I insist of marring her that he will not attain my marriage ceremony..
I later confronted the young lady who opened up to me but she said she is no longer dating the guy,i was glad and I promised her that I ll put the past behind me, but my anger now is that my guy called me and was telling me that he saw my girl and her former guy about an hour ago..i trust my frnd john as he cnt lie to me.

IS IT THAT MY GIRL DNT KNOW WHAT SHE WANT OR WHAT.? What do I do?.

To be sincere, I didnt read all the bullshitt you put up there, am gonna base my judgement on your topic... And my answer is NO dont marry her. The fact that you need our opinions makes her unworthy of the nuptial knot with you. If you must marry a person, you have to be 101 percent sure.

Funkychic:
And I take dat as an insult.....I need an apology!!

Taarrrr

Funkychic:
still a lie!!

You are still under 20 shey?

misspicy:
At all,she was older than me education wise,age wise and even bjgger in statue

Naivety doesnt have anything to do with age. She would have gathered enough experience by now. If you meet the lady now, she would tell you how much she regrets her action.

Am guilty of all

misspicy:
Na lie jor...my roomate then in school fought me coz of an extremely poor guy


Ask daslim108

She did that probably because she was young and green; she was a girl. A grown up lady knows better.

Issokay

Moana:
Its pointless wearing the niqab if you are not going to be completely covered.

Lalasticlala

myboy2010:
I have been monitoring post and quote on nairaland and I have come to the conclusion that there is no wife material girl on nairaland....if u think u are a wife material girl, write ur qualities that make u think u are different

Do you know MizMyColi? Thinks she is.

Midehi:
thanks for the info..i did one last night,i wont again cos i was even afraid when i left the premises cos of some guys that were staring at me.

Do you have a big nyansh? If yes, thats what the guys were looking at.

Hmmm, Eleha sef dey pose for selfie

Lalasticlala

MsBliss:
God bless this Op

God bless him?.... SMH

If this thread doesn't nod its head to frontpage, I will hug a wet transformer... No, I will rather join the Igbos in the lagoon, I wont try that transformer stunt now that Buhari has fixed our electricity wahala brought to us by the incompetent leadership of the PDP....

Now to the topic... I think the OP should be hanged under an oak tree... No, a mango tree... Where will you find an oak tree in this part of the world? Your assertion would only be true if this were the 18th and 19th century. I welcome you to the 21st century.

Your theory reeks of contradictions from your own write up. If the 21st century man finds sex the most important factor in a relationship, shouldn't you know that the best way to make him love you more is to give him more of what he likes most, the same way a man gives a woman what she cherishes the most, which are gifts and filthy lucre? Now I will be justified if I stop buying her stuff and stop giving her money for not giving me her punanny and German juice.

Sex in the 21st century strengthens love, create bonds and if you do it well, the man will rush you to the alter in no time, the nuptial knot which is woman's greatest achievement and man's greatest mistake will become inevitable.... *The lord knows I will never cross that rubicon*...

No, I am not saying giving him sex makes him love you, but it makes him love you more if he already loves you. And denying him sex makes him find a way to pleasure himself with another woman who might later win his heart completely with her punny and snatch him from you, and when you turn 39 with no man to marry you, Canaanland of David Oyedepo will be your second home, and of course you will be welcomed so long you contribute to the oiling and servicing of the private jet of the man of God, sorry I mean God of man.

Ladies, follow this guy's advice at your own detriment. (No, I dont wanna use 'peril' cos everyone on Nairaland uses it.. I hate that abused word now)

*Sighs*

Let me go sleep now and wake up tomorrow morning to see this on frontpage with lots of likes to my comment... If you like no like my comment because I talk say I go get likes or because I abuse your pastor, your ill fated party or call you flatty, na your own wahala be that.

neoapocalypse:
So you think

Its not what I think, its the fact... Money is almost everything.

killjoy:
y do posters always end der post with dis " Cc lalasticlala,Ishilove"











Cc lalasticlala,Ishilove

Lalasticlala and Ishilove are some of the Nairaland moderators. If you mention them in a post, they will get a notification about your post, and if its good enough, they will move it to frontpage.

neoapocalypse:
life is not about money

Your assertion would only be right in the 18th and 19th century. Welcome to the 21st century baby.

Well, my signature says it all.

Question is, will he later become a multi millionaire?

MizMyColi:
I'm sorry about that.
The phone is usually on silent.

I just called for a few minutes, 30...
That's my whatsapp.

I don't seem to understand you... You mean you called back my line with your whatsapp number? Please expatiate.

MizMyColi:
Hehehehehe
I do more if wits lately than experience.
Kinda loving it.

I don't think it's wise putting my number on here
It's on my blog...@ContactMizmycoli

I actually tried it some 1 or 2 hours back but you weren't picking. I am out of airtime now, should call you tomorrow. When is the best time for me to call? You aint on whatsapp, arw you?