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MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

MsBliss:
Elton john's "when a man loves a woman" comes to mind

Flashh:
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onyedikachukwue:
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ultrazone:

Jacksparrow0712:

andyxyler:
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Firefire:
Finally...!

On the occasion of today's fathers day, I pray that President Mohamodu Buhari finds Grace to rule with the fear of God.

May your stay in Aso-rock brings peace, change and transformation to Nigeria and Nigerians.

May the CHANGE be real and may all your campaign promises be fulfilled.

God bless Nigeria.


Firefire!

lefulefu:
e no pain me at all mister man so make u no dey assume .i just dey let u know say i no dey carry frontpage things for head if dat na wetin u dey do .relax a little and comot that thing wey dey pain u for yansh

lefulefu:
e no pain me at all mister man so make u no dey assume .i just dey let u know say i no dey carry frontpage things for head if dat na wetin u dey do .relax a little and comot that thing wey dey pain u for yansh

lefulefu:
i tell u say i wan chop frontpage?

justmag:
Interesting. Girls are complex.

Sincere4u:
Hahahaha, na u fit some ladies i swear....on the other hand, i shall be praying for my unborn daughters not to come across your type..lolz .

Sincere4u:
Hahahaha, na u fit some ladies i swear....on the other hand, i shall be praying for my unborn daughters not to come across your type..lolz .

Sincere4u:
Hahahahah, unfortunately for me i'm not the type that do the 'nyansh' thing and never did. I believe in love and companionship and by the grace of God i shall be fully settled sooner or later.
Ladies are often the cause of their own pains often not seeing when something real comes along but realizing it the moment it passes them by. The next time something else comes calling they then make the mistake of their life-time. The lady often told me my objective was to use and dump her, that all i wanted was SEX but she won't let me have it till after wedding. I tried convincing her that wasn't my motive but she won't listen and kept accusing me. The moment she realized i was walking out of her life, she offered everything in a desperate bid to keep me but she soon realized how wrong she was when i turned her down and that was the last time she ever, ever set her eyes on me.
I can now imagine when next someone comes calling she could throw her legs wide open willingly cos of her experience with me only to wake up one morning to realize she don enter one chance. I really don't wish her that though.

Sincere4u:
Yes, once in a long while she still calls. I was able to move on having found a way to get over all that "love thing" but she couldn't. She kept pushing, dropped all her tough stance, agreeing to all my previous demands and lots more but it was too late. I had lost the conviction at that point but just remained nice to her till date though refusing to see her again. Mehn she lacked any atom of respect or regard for anybody and everybody. That was what actually broke the camel's back.
Right now i don't regret all the money spent in such a short time cos i believe any lady that could get a man love her that much deserves it all.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Asa is pretty. She has a beautiful soul and she has incredible talent.

All of you saying she is ugly should shut your traps up. What do you know?
Who are you to call a fellow human ugly?

Asa is Nigeria's best female talent as far as I am concerned. She is the only Nigerian to have her song featured on the soundtracks of hollywood hit tv series including the likes of Grey's anatomy.

She is also Nigeria's best female foreign act. And she is the global highest selling Nigerian female singer still alive.
She has also performed in more world wide shows and concerts than any Nigeria female singer.

Asa is a boss as far as music is concerned and if there is any Nigeria that is capable of winning a grammy, it's her.[/color]

Sincere4u:
For real o my brother and that was supposed to be the first of more to come just to satisfy her cravings for materialism. What won't one do for love?. When you fall in love just pray it's with the right woman else you are doomed o. That thing they call LOVE is powerful beyond description.
Being my fiancee depends on what was going on in her mind when she insisted i must date her for a whole year before she accepts my proposal. Won't blame her for that cos we had only met couple of days before i indicated interest and she insisted she wasn't gonna be rushed but each day we met one uses calculator to sum the money spent.

Sincere4u:
Lolz, welcome to the club. Money makes them deceive us to a point of no return, with these tips one can land the real deal.
Imagine a lady i promised to buy very neat tokunbo end of discussion told me she won't use it except i buy her new model Benz Eclass and when i checked the price of that car eeeehnn!, that was when i knew the girl was on a mission. My love stopped been blind by force, i begin see sharp sharp.

MEILYN:
The sweet words work the magic. In fact, I have been winning hearts with sweet words.

Me: Baby, I feel very sick.......

She: What is wrong with you, have you taken drugs? Have you gone to see a Doctor?

Me: Yes I have. The illness is very severe and complicated. The doctor said I am suffering from the lack of vitamin U. I have taken all the drugs in the world but no improvements. The Doctor said Vitamin U is a disease of the heart, only the kisses from the girl I love can cure it. He also gave me prescriptions. You in the morning, you in the afternoon and more of you in the night.

She: hahahha, you are not serious. You almost scared me. I was worried and I thought you were sick for real.

Me: If you are really worried, then prepare yourself and head to my house right away. I need a lovely lady, a caring woman, the most beautiful creature in the world by my side in this moment of the sickness of you. At least, with you by my side I won't want to die. I don't want to miss those pretty things at the front of your chest, your lovely kisses and your wonderful smile. Even if I die, I go warn God make him no try nonsense with me ooo. Ehenn God so you dey jealous me abii? Allow me enjoy the rest of my life with the most beautiful creature wey you create.

Watin I dey even write? Una bye bye joor.

agarawu23:
And you still call this man a dullard?
I wonder what the federal government will be doing with 9 jet. 12billion naira isn't a small cash! Gej never thought of reducing the jet, he was only raising idea on how to increase the jet.

now tell me WHO IS THE DULLARD

Monimatic:
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