Romance › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander? by saasala(m): 10:14pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Loooool Your Siggy Cracks Me Up. Goodevening
Lmao @left limb E never reach like that now. This is not to play down your assertion, but I equally believe it's in everyone.
What's good? Long time... Nothing much... Always minding my business. I diverged to your posts on nairaland from your blog and I must thump you up. I must confess I have learnt a lot from your cesspool of experience cum wit. I doff my heart for you. Please, can I have your phone number? |
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander? by saasala(m): 8:07pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Looool I got more than I bargained for. I actually meant Chelsea's selling point.
I'm sorry about that news. Life happens. Hope it gets better for us all.
Hmmm, such confidence, cooool 
Your mention of attitude to people drew me in. Are you a people oriented person?
Hey Coli, been a while. I stumbled on your blog, read some of your articles. I can bet my left limb there are not up to 10 young ladies like you in this country. How are you doing? |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Ladies Lie About Been Raped by saasala(m): 2:42pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
No paragraphs, no comas, full stops and you want me to read this shitt |
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek Admitted To Abuja Rehab by saasala(m): 3:56pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Good news |
Crime › Re: PHOTO: Masked Man Steals The Foundation Stone Messi Laid In Gabon by saasala(m): 9:53pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
See what money has caused.
My signature says it all. |
Celebrities › Re: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 25th Birthday Today! by saasala(m): 10:13am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Small boy |
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Flaunts Her Bikini Body While On Vacation With Her Kids by saasala(m): 1:37am On Jul 22, 2015 |
RedCard1: Tubaba has bad eyes for women. The only beautiful women he's been involved with are Caroline Ekanem Danjuma and Vien Tetsola and unfortunately, he didn't take any of them seriously. The rest are just there. Pero Adeniyi is manageable, Sunbo Ajaba has never been good looking. Annie is just too tacky.
Note: I'm not hating You see where you are getting it all wrong.... You dont chose to marry a woman based on her beauty... Beauty is vain and looks are deceptive. |
Politics › Re: Revealed: Real Meaning Of Naira by saasala(m): 7:49am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Buharifan: are u Igbo Emi ke, olorun ma je... Am no flat headed |
Politics › Re: Revealed: Real Meaning Of Naira by saasala(m): 7:32am On Jul 21, 2015 |
OP should be hanged on an oak tree |
Romance › Re: When I Had Nothing She Never Wanted To Have Anything To Do With Me by saasala(m): 11:26pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Click Like if you know this story is a complete lie |
Family › Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by saasala(m): 10:55pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala With Nigerian Delegates At Addis Ababa (photos) by saasala(m): 8:42pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Seun, sorry am quoting you on this thread o.... I remember you said you needed an errand boy onetime, have you gotten any? I have a boy who is very qualified for the position |
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Misses June Target by saasala(m): 4:23pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Emekamex: Story for the gods Am actually sorry for the gods |
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Misses June Target by saasala(m): 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Doesnt matter. So long it works this year. Buhari is working. |
Politics › Re: Police Detail How Bukola Saraki Used Credit Card To Launder Stolen Funds - S.R by saasala(m): 3:58pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Saraki is doomed. Click like if you agree, share if you disagree |
Romance › Re: 10 Signs That Shows Your Girlfriend Won't Marry You by saasala(m): 11:50pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
benjaminiyke: Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks You are doomed |
Family › Re: Words Of Advice From A Mother To Her Daughter by saasala(m): 10:09pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
histemple: Absolutely on point. One of the major causes of our problems is the misplaced aggression to emulate the western culture. The nascent gender equality drive has subjected us to unfounded mendacious sentiments and has virtually made almost all our women to become feminists. And most of us are trying so hard to live an European life in Africa. Every society operate based on their value system and cultural inclination. For instance, western countries encourage single mothers and so they are indirectly increasing the number of bastards and marriage breakups. In Africa, a woman is more dignified and respected by the society based on her ability to build an enviable home. In Africa, a respectful woman has more power and influence over a man and can get anything she wants. To justify my point, a true african woman will appreciate this advice from a mother but it's a complete trash to a Western lady. My fellow women, we must be truly African to live peacefully and happily in Africa as trying to be Western in Africa will result to increased frustration. Woman submit and respect your husband and the Man should love his Wife. Please, can I marry you? |
Webmasters › Re: Reason Why Webmasters Always Like To Be Single by saasala(m): 2:36pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Yes, I am a webmaster, I am single, but I nyansh like 3 to 4 times a week. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Have SEX With The BOSS To Get A Job In Nigeria? by saasala(m): 2:35pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
I will fvck the hell outa her, whether I get the job afterwards or not is non of my business...The last time I checked, I am a man, and a man would sleep with a woman whether job dey abi e no dey |
Car Talk › Re: Man Crushed To Death This Afternoon In Benin City (viewers Discretion Advised) by saasala(m): 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Holy mother of Christ Jesus our lord.
What the Bleep
Shitt |
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Romance › Re: I Said 'no Sex' And She Wants To Breakup by saasala(m): 6:35pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Brytawon: Story for the gods... Am actually sorry for the gods
Believe this story at your own peril |
Politics › Re: Buhari May Sideline EFCC, ICPC In Loot Recovery by saasala(m): 10:46pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
Baba sure knows what he is doing. Sai baba all the way. |
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Stripped Of WBO Welterweight Title by saasala(m): 1:08pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
nairalandist: Simply put, he prefers to hold on to his 2 (WBA & WBC) titles. If he pays the $200k, he'd still have to drop his 2 previous titles for the WBO . . So as a wise businessman dude had to leave it. Let them give it to Timothy Bradley, it won't change the record and it won't empty his account. Another wise move by the boxerpreneur. . .  |
Christianity Etc › Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by saasala(m): 11:35pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
themosthigh: [size=14pt]He is afflicted with the drunken spirit of the goat headed god called baphomet...he needs serious prayers and fasting to saint joan of arc, st francis of assissi and saint mulumba. After this prayers and at least 13 days of fasting, he should table his problem to the holy mother of God who will assist him bind and cast these vile spirits. Let him also cut out a full piece of the book of revelation,burn it in adoration candle wax then mix it with the blood of a white pigeon and rub it on his face every night for one full moon while reciting the following
sanguis bibimus corpus edimus tolle corpus Satani ave, ave Versus Christus ave Luceferum
His problem would be solved and he will dream of the lord of light
[/size] Like seriously? You human or machine or software. |
Phones › Re: Any Used Android Or Lumia For Sale? by saasala(m): 1:20pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Monstertrucks: how much is your asking price and upload pics please. Thanks HTC sensation...20k |
Phones › Re: Tecno P9 For Sale For Just 14k by saasala(m): 1:11pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
oladele239: fairly used tecno p9 tablet for sale.....no faults no problem seller just wants to change phone Whatsapp or call 08160583728 or 08127217051.......... Post the picture here |
Phones › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Android Phone Instead Of An Iphone by saasala(m): 5:03pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
upwardmode: I root any android phone (So you can use 3gig) and Jailbreak Iphones Whatapp me: 08130886936 I tried whatsapping you but cant find you there |
Travel › Re: Somewhere In Abuja, Have You Ever Pass Through This Expressway? by saasala(m): 11:33am On Jul 03, 2015 |
modskiller: That should be the "Expressway of No Return" and they should inscribe under the sign post thus ""Ply This Route At Thy Own Peril"" You be weyrey I swear down...  modskiller: That should be the "Expressway of No Return" and they should inscribe under the sign post thus ""Ply This Route At Thy Own Peril"" You be weyrey I swear down... |
Romance › Re: When Playing "Hard-To-Get" Goes Too Far?! by saasala(m): 10:17am On Jul 03, 2015 |
Peaceisgold: Fellow nairalanders pls join me apologise to my sweetheart whom i forgot to wish a hpy bday on June 30. Am truly sori You dont love him. Period. |
Phones › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Android Phone Instead Of An Iphone by saasala(m): 10:10am On Jul 03, 2015 |
johnsonsegxy: Free browsing is here to stay on Mr Andrews(Android). It will be very hard for me to leave Android for another device oo even when am on another planet..... Except of course if another Os better than Android comes out.
I can do anything i like on my phone with lots and lots of numerous utility apps....
Imagine using infinix or tecno and u got a samsung s5 UI.. free browsing nko, dstv nko ?
PS: i have used virtually almost every OS in this world and i can tell the difference.
Even our girls with iPhone doesn't do anything other than snap pictures with it.
It is good to be a geek with Android. Egbon, abeg o... Help me with free browsing, I use infinix hotnote with airtel and mtn sims... Thanks bro. |
Romance › Re: The Daily Pains Of A Handsome Or Good Looking Guy. by saasala(m): 7:04pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Teempakguy: Chai! This will be difficult.  In the same vein, being a mentally gifted person, is a gift of nature, which, by the way is quite desirable and exquisite. People often think that people with advanced cognitive abilities are able to do anything they want just because of their gifts. However, people often forget that intelligence does not make you a God. You are also a weak, frail person with your own setbacks and problems. We will not analyze these setbacks together.
people tend to objectify brainiacs, . They tend to define you only by your intelligence. They usually do not care about other characteristics you have, whether you are a very romantic person, or kind, pfft. Who cares, you will start hearing, hey! What is 13 squared? Or, hey, I have a date with my boyfriend tonight and I haven't done my homework. Could you do it for me? And oh, make sure about three are wrong, so the teacher doesn't know you had anything to do with it. Imagine. 
yeah . . . in this case, it would be the opposite. Nobody cares about you. Nobody therefore talks about you. They only know you exist when their math textbook starts displaying Greek.
yeah, in this case, the envy comes from other less intelligent academics. They cannot believe you are so smart. Without reading, you top the class. While they . . . spend an eternity with their legs in the water bowl. Only to get behind you. Eventually, envy must come. They will also feel insecure around you. They will also shun you.
if you are intelligent and you are not lonely . . . .  Hardly anyone understands you, the ones that do are green with envy. And usually, brainiacs embarrass themselves in public every time! It's inevitable. No one gets their jokes, or even their grammar sef. they are also clumsy at times.
I remember one time like this when my mom said, "you can even cure cancer!" And I was like . . . ehn They also expect you to perform at peak levels every time. Whether you are sick or not, whether you are depressed or whatever, they don't care. If you lack behind, they will say . . . he has started moving with those olodos.
one word . . . FRIENDZONE. 
this also happens to intelligent guys . . . any girl that gets attracted to you becomes overly possessive and clingy. They are also usually bad mannered and not-that-hot. One is happening to me right now even. She calls me day and night and always wants to know my position and momentum at every point in time. 
some peeps are incredibly witty! Myself included. People like this are considered arrogant because they cannot be beaten in an argument. They cannot be corrected, they cannot be coerced. Simply because they have the reply to every statement. Hence they are considered stubborn, ungentlemanly, and arrogant. Even among the girls, no one will want to hold a conversation with you because they know you will eventually embarrass them and make them look like fools. Their excuse? "He is an arrogant sonofab*tch"
some people embrace their gifts squarely. They begin to believe that they are the normal human specimen. However, in the process, they begin to look down on lesser brained peeps. Forgetting that every human has their part in the greater scheme of things. Becoming too confident in one's mental prowess can lead him to view others as objects and animals.
you know, I think that every gift has its own share of problems. Whether aesthetic beauty, mental agility, or sense of humor. It is these strengths and weaknesses that define who we are, 
cc yourmain  I cannot agree with you more on this. And your analogy confirms you are one witty fellow. Though not much witty, I still find myself a victim of this. I would implore you to start a thread on this topic; the lord knows you will hit fp. Was I a girl, I would propose marriage to you right away. |