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blueto:
Oliseh is depicting obvious reasons why I should lose my respect and deference for Him.
You just got appointed as a manager to the team and the next move is to make a despicable and judicable impact to the team with a motive of forstering discordance amongst the players by retracting Enyeama's skipperhood. it is highly impertinent of you Oliseh to execute such vituperative act.

A player who has shown an absolute fidelity over the years to the team. He has proven to be resilient in the midst of tribulation. is this how you repay him?
This preposterous treatment is highly minacious of you Oliseh against someone that deserves a solace.

Even if Enyeama had a defect, I still opine that this action of retribution is not worth it.

With this act, Failure to qualify Nigeria for Afcon might yeild an ominous career results for you Oliseh.

Alaye calm down nau... You won kill person with this your grammar ni... Haba

demicupid:
dumb in what sense?

Asking this question makes you one... Sorry, but its the truth.

I hate rules

Omotayor123:
I know now... Tnx..

And people also eat it

Omotayor123:
I came back from travel to meet my neighbors roasting an ALIGATOR.. It's has been crawling on our ceiling for the past few months And we thought it was a Snake.

Even though our landlord insisted that it's was probably a Lizard that usually crawl on the ceiling.

But God Reavealed what it was when it fell into a soak away behind the house. And the boys in the compound that came visiting as a result of the festivities Killed and Roasted it.

I heard it usually kill it's victim by sucking his /her brain through the Nose. And it always walk in pair meaning its partner must be somewhere around. I don't know how True..
Lalasticlala come and see what my eyes see oooo!

Thats Monitor Lizard and not Alligator... Google it.

tosyne2much:
You try to coarse a lady into sex, you are being tagged a person who's only in for sex



You practice celibacy, they still go at your back bleeping
somebody else


Ladies are confused set of beings and i doubt if God Himself understands them

Baba, its coerce and not coarse.. Coarse has a different meaning entirely.

iamVirus:
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G for goat?

Stale... Very very stale... I have seen this same pic about 90 times from about 80 different places.

IamAtribalist:
The amala-eaters are seeing what the abokis have seen a long time ago, namely the akpu-eating flattheads are not to be trusted. Give them an inch they take a mile, give them a yard, they take a mile. Biafra will not come until the amala-eaters uproot those flattheads from Lagos. Until you deal with the chestbeaters they will never recognize how to show respect to others. Go to Kano now and see how nice and humble these flattheads have become. They will beating their chests until aboki started macheting them one by one. In Kano (and the North in general), you see the flattheads going about their business with humility and very little chestbeating(if any at all)- they dare not try any stupid nonsense.

Haven't said all these, lets not forget that the amala eaters and the akpu-eating flattheads are both a nuisance that need to shut up or go away.

Its the tribalist signing off.

Weyrey re o

bluaero:
wow

I laughed my arrss out

And this is news abi..Thunder fire the mod wey move this to fp

idolda:
Ok

Ok Biscuit?

GabrielSuswam:
Welcome Back Sir....

Wo aye o lode...see your life outside

Is he still a musician?

He better find something more worthwhile doing to raise this little princess in the right way.

ayokunlei:
And Jesus is the only way to heaven

Yes, I believe so

ayokunlei:
Commit your live to Jesus Christ today!
Rapture is real !!!

I would rather you say "death is real" When a man dies, he meets his own rapture and then judgement... And death can happen to anyone at anytime.

HungerBAD:
This story does not add up.

In all the commentary, Mr Soji Omotayo neither denied or confirmed if he was dating somebody's wife,and that leaves me to suspect he has something going on, as the man did not just wake up and point him out of everybody he knows, to be sleeping with his wife.

To those who specialize in sleeping with other people's wife, know that it is a one way ticket to Uncle Devil's abode if karma catches up on you, especially if the woman has a crazy husband.

In my Service days in the East. A popular Palmwine tapper in the community i served,after hearing plenty of rumor in the community, that the wife was sleeping with one Hunter. Pretended one day, he was going for a burial in Onitsha, and he went to the next Village to hide.

This woman is not even young and should be in her 50's with her 3 Kids married.

Late in the night, the man sneaked back home and caught them in the act in his bedroom. He was prepared with a Machete in his hands, and he hacked both of them to what i was assuming was death.

The community apprehended him,and he was taken to the Station. It was at the Station, they told him the Wife had not died and from what i heard. The man went crazy, and was shouting that he should be released to go FINISH the Job.

That day, was the day i swore NEVER to look at a MARRIED woman, let alone attempt to sleep with one. Married women are trouble, and will bring nothing but grief into your life.

I still have not seen the kind of blood scattered everywhere, like the one i saw in the palmwine tapper's house, and whenever a married woman start becoming flirtatious with me, i usually just PLAY the image again in my mind, and you need to see me RUN away.

I don't want to be the next Cutlass Victim.

Hopefully, this Radio Presenter has learned his lesson, and should go and sin no more. He might not be Lucky the second time.

Omo, I almost slept with a married woman onetime o... Na God save me o

Hard to agree to

MizMyColi:


I'm not bothered!
More Northern appointments please.


Cc: Obiagelli

As announced earlier, I am now Alhaja MizColiatu
Since we can't beat Buhari's apparent bigotry, those who must chop National cake should better fall in line

For the first time I am not on the same page as you.

Chanji

Sunshinelady:
. No u stole d question right from under me. Cos i hav no freakin idea who he (or she for dat matter) is

Have you seen the movie, Fast and Furious? You know that funny guy? Yeah, thats him. He is also a top rnb singer.

nuelzy:
u took my question from me.....who dah hell is d tyrese

Have you seen the movie, Fast and Furious? You know that funny guy? Yeah, thats him. He is also a top rnb singer.

ladyF:
Oh my...

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

You clearly need deliverance.

Ladies been scamming us since the days of Nebuchadebezar... Meawhile

Today is my birthday, please show me some love with your likes....

Yeah, before you show me any furking love with likes, note that I just lied, today isnt my birthday. Thats what some mfurkers do on Nairaland to get likes for no just reason.

Now, like my comment for revealing their asss

Ask4bigneyo:
U b idiot..... Dd u buy data for me? Wats ur biz abt wat i posted?

Hey, paddi, chill nau... No be only jzoke I dey jzoke?

Ask4bigneyo:
WAEC Result is OUT!!!
My Neighbor's son came to me few minutes ago. He got 4 E's and 3F's in WAEC. He said his mum told him to ask Me which school he should go.
I simply told him 'Sunday School'
I lie?

You are running out of ideas man, come up with another thing and stop posting this shiiit on every godamm thread

Lalasticlala, Seun, Ishilove, come and see food o.

Dont tell me you dont know that the Yoruba tradition still thrives in far away Brazil. They bear Yoruba names, speak Yoruba, though the tongue is now mixed with Portuguese. They sacrifice to Ogun, Orunmila, Sango, Obatala, and they cherish and worship Yemoja(They call it Yeamanja) more than the Nigerian Yorubas. This clean babalawo is just one of many... If ypu check his background, he has the Yoruba DNA and genes. He is not white, he is mixed(They call them mulato in South America). He is my brother, though from another mother.

depson:

Remove the shade
Lalasticlala

Nigeria earned N2.512 trillion from the export of petroleum products in three months, between April and June 2015, according to data released Wednesday, by the National Bureau of Statistics, NBS.

The NBS, in its Foreign Trade Statistics for the Second Quarter of 2015, also stated that Nigeria recorded total merchandise trade of N4.372 trillion and a trade surplus of N1.4 trillion in the month under review.

It is instructive to noted that the amount the country earned from petroleum products sale in the second quarter of 2015, was 56.8 per cent of the country’s N4.49 trillion 2015 budget.

Also the amount earned from the export of petroleum products accounted for 57.5 per cent of Nigeria’s total merchandise trade and 87.3 per cent of total export.

In its classification of petroleum products export in the period under review, the NBS data revealed that the country exported petroleum oils and oils obtained from bituminous minerals and crude oil valued at N2.121 trillion; liquefied natural gas valued at N260.7 billion, while liquefied petroleum gas and other gaseous hydrocarbons valued at N66.41 billion was also exported.

Others are: liquefied propane — N43.88 billion, partially refined oil including crude oil having gone primary refinement —N13.577 billion and liquefied butanes — N6.15 billion.

Specifically , giving a breakdown of Nigeria’s merchandise trade, the NBS stated that Nigeria’s total export stood at N2.879 trillion, while total import stood at N1.49 trillion, thereby, leading to a trade surplus of N1.39 trillion.

The value of total merchandise trade, according to the NBS, was 0.5 per cent less than the total of ₦4.393 trillion recorded in the first quarter of 2014 and 34.3 per cent or N2.287 trillion less than the amount recorded in the second quarter of 2014.

In addition, the report stated that at N2.879 trillion, Nigeria’s total export appreciated by 8.0 per cent or N214.1 billion when compared with the value of exports in the first quarter of 2015, while it represented a decline of N1.8 trillion or 38.5 per cent when compared with total exports of N4.682 trillion recorded in the second quarter of 2014.

Continuing, the report stated that, “Other products exported by Nigeria include vehicles, aircraft and parts thereof; vessels among others at ₦250.6 billion or 8.7 per cent; Vegetable Products at ₦36.7 billion or 1.3 per cent, and Prepared foodstuffs; beverages, spirits and vinegar; tobacco at ₦24.6 billion or 0.9 per cent of the totals respectively.”

Furthermore, the report stated that Nigeria’s major export destination was India, with export trade of N406.1 billion or 14.1 per cent of total export.

Other top export destinations in the period under review were: Spain, Netherlands, South Africa and Brazil with ₦297.4 billion or 10.3 per cent, ₦296.3 billion or 10.3 per cent, ₦240.9 billion or 8.4 per cent and ₦147.8 billion or 5.1 per cent of the total exports respectively.

In the area of imports, the report said, “The value of Nigeria’s imports stood at ₦1.493 trillion during second quarter 2015, a decrease of 13.6 per cent from the value of ₦1.728 trillion recorded in the preceding quarter.

“Year-on-year, analysis showed that import trade was lower by ₦484.0 billion or 24.5 per cent.

“Nigeria imported goods mostly from China, United States, India, Belgium and Netherlands, which respectively accounted for ₦336.5 billion or 22.5 per cent, ₦143.6 billion or 9.6 per cent, ₦115.4billion or 7.7 per cent, ₦83.4 billion or 5.6 per cent and ₦ 80.9 billion or 5.4 per cent of the total value of goods imported during the quarter.”


http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/19/nigeria-earns-n25-trillion-petroleum-products-export-3-months

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Mehn, as much as I hate saying this, I am left with no choice than to spit it now "This is village people's handwork"

Gurgle:
Loool I slept earlier, im so awake

Oya, Lets talk dirty, let me make you wet a little.....Shall we?