₦airaland Forum

Rexphobia:
H

H for hoe

Mogidi:
K

K for kolanut

Dezzx:
E

E for egg

Brainzcoded:
Tweaking is always d best for andriod user I avent subscribe since last year august and my Mb never finish

Egbon, I beg help a brother o... How you take do am?

Okay

Dont know what to type.

The most visited indigenous website in Nigeria is aesthetically not appealing. Design dont make people love your website but the content and/or service. Also, your consistency and pedigree. And lastly, your marketing. These days, if you dont spend money on advert, forget it.

Funny. Its like saying you want to eat 3 square meal without drinking water. Css is to your website as water is to the body. Just like the guy above me said, it was possible 10 years ago.

peeta89:
Hello good evening. My name is Peter a post graduate student of LAUTECH, I m from Delta state But reside in Osogbo, Osun state and I am 26yrs of age. I need a pretty lady of about 20 to 25yrs for serious friendship that could lead to relationship. And she should also be in higher institution. My number is 08065794586 and my BlackBerry pin is 2bce2bd5. The lady should reside in either Oyo, Osun state.

Nope, you cant be 26, no no no.

Read this story on linda ikeji's blog... OP, may the good lord provide you a good job asap so you stop posting shiit

Believe this fake blogger's story at your detriment.

May Sango and Amadioha strike any moderator who will think of putting this on frontpage

ZedX6:
[color=#150000]I didn't bother to read the right up. . . The topic is true enough for me. After you get married, kids come, and you spend the next 30 years of your life raising children.

Most of us are nearing that stage when we get married, have fun as newly weds and then, a baby "spoils" that fun, and ushers in a new life. . . The longer you stay away from commitments, the better - but, in the end, we all still say goodbye to single life. . . It's inevitable.[/color]

Am telling you bro, Marriage is just bullshit, run away from it.

ikeepitreal:
Okay, but listen to me
There's this girl I'm in love with and btw I'm just seventeen. I feel like I live for her and she's all I want. This obsessive feeling I've developed can be termed love. And bro, it aint a fairytale, I can tell u that I become happy anytime a hint of her gets in my brain. imagine at 17, I'm already imagining us together, married happily. You see, love has made me prepared to want to spend the rest of my life with her. And I aint even had my share of girls yet. Wah I'm trying to say is that the feeling is real as f for those who find it. I believe in it.

Heyaaah, I was once like you kid... Puppy love, thats what we call it. Well, you are still young, its good for you.... And mind you, I still believe in love... but marriage? Naaaa, dont believe in that sheet

May the lord punish them over and over again for being fools.

Issokay

believer01:
i almost cry while reading your comment like u feel and see what i am going through

Then follow his advice.... I am a man, and I can tell you what this guy said is 100% true. Move on baby.

Issokay

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Weyrey people

She has never been a pretty woman, too igbotic for my likening.....The flat headed tribe always wanting to copy the round headed culture since the days of Obatala, even their hip hop artist must sing with Yoruba language before they can blow.

May Sango strike any flatty who.................okay, let me stop here

[quote author=softboy post=34498552]Seun, ban this dude abeg

jhius:
OBO

Puccy?

Everyone pretending like they dont give a fvck about him, meanwhile, they give a damn Bleep.

Oh my fvck...I missed fp

It will shock many how JUVE will beat Barca to claim the champs tomao..shebi na here we dey

Buhari is working

[img]http://4.bp..com/-jj9sqrBm4kY/VXFxOIMG27I/AAAAAAAFduE/v1enbPQz6hY/s1600/4.png[/img]

This Twitter user alleges that there's only one source of usable water in Benue community where Senator David Mark comes from. Is this so?

[img]http://2.bp..com/-MZpQASsFN10/VXFxPBFOhdI/AAAAAAAFduM/LY4Q_qa1TlQ/s1600/1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-W0p3aBC1nvw/VXFxPXS0QdI/AAAAAAAFduQ/l5b950vGf7Q/s1600/2.jpg[/img]

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/photos-theres-only-one-source-of-water.html

That's my president. I love you.

Issokay

Profkomolafe:
DOES IT MAKE AN ATOM OF SENSE FOR YOU TO QUOTE ME.

Just pulling you mehn, relax