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Business › Re: How To Make A Huge Success Online With PPD by saasala(m): 5:33pm On May 08, 2015
ebooksdepo:
my friend,don't start writing your poo here on somebody's thread,are you so daft that you don't even know how to open a mere thread on nairaland? Bleep your running mouth!
Fvck you. I am just here to help. I never had the intention of creating any thread on this subject, but since someone already created it and couldnt finish, I felt obliged to help the anticipating audience...Please go and die in the lagoon. Fvck you again...And I am not even interested in helping again if this is how foolishly people will run their foul smelling mouth.
Webmasters › Re: Is Your Website Mobile-friendly? Check Now. by saasala(m): 1:45pm On May 08, 2015
Yep, all the site I have built for my clients are mobile friendly
Business › Re: How To Make A Huge Success Online With PPD by saasala(m): 1:26pm On May 08, 2015
If you guys dont mind, I know everything about PPD, should I coontinue from where she stopped? I need 20 likes to do this...amd sure, I am not looking for likes I just need your concurrence.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by saasala(m): 12:15am On May 08, 2015
Hila12:
Well, show me one man who can masturbate exclusively to pictures of his wife in his head and I would show you a man that doesn't exist.

There are many pictures of countless unclad women in a man's head. Consciously or unconsciously he would visualise these other women (sexier than his wife) with protruding bosoms and bigger butts to keep his ereection.

Some men claim to have phone ssex with their partners, but close to the man is his phone/laptop streaming porn videos in mute mode...

You see what I mean.
The king has spoken, who am I to believe otherwise. I am viewing this from the same prism as yours, and I can say that you King Solomon are right.
Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Get Her Pregnant :should I Give In To Her Demands by saasala(m): 11:54pm On May 07, 2015
funlord:
....so you have been in a "long distance relationship 4 a month?" On twitter,what's app,facebook or instagram probably, and now you are thinking of a baby with your digital lover of 1 month? How old are you chief?
Jeez, what is this one saying? Can you date someone on twitter?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by saasala(m): 11:48pm On May 07, 2015
Hila12:
Very interesting comments above!

Masturbation in itself (teasing your sexual organs) without any lustful imagination or immoral thought is a mere pleasure to the body and nothing more (just like pleasure from food).

But since it is almost impossible to sustain an ereection let alone masturbate without such immoral thought, imagination or even pornography acting as a romantic fuel, masturbation becomes sin!

It is sin because we defile our body when we unclad and Bleep all manners of women in our minds, women who we are not married to (Jesus called this adultery).

Secondly, it is sin because we selfishly alter God's inseparable plan of sexual pleasure leading to procreation. In other words, we basically tell God 'to hell with the kids, all I want is a good Bleep'....that right there is selfish! God sees your 'all about me' attitude.

Thirdly, sex is more than an aerobic exercise. It is sacred, is a ritual and a vow exchanged between a man and woman whom Christ has joined as one. Masturbation welcomes a third party (sexy stranger) between this sacred vow. This is selfish again, it's emotional cheating. Even if you hide such sexual vice from your partner, you cannot hide it from the all-seeing God of ours.

Masturbation is a short cut to adultery, it teaches us we can have sex with so many partners in our minds and still call ourselves good Christians. Who is fooling who?
Hurray! King Solomon of ancient Hebrews is alive.... All hail the only king Solomon.


But wait o, if you claim the act is not a sin but the thoughts behind it, then masturbating with the images of your spouse in your head shouldnt be sin cos religion says we can nyansh our spouse anyhow.

PS: Mods, this is the kinda topic that should make the frontpage

Cc: lalasticlala, seun
Romance › Re: Quote Of The Day From A Female Facebook User. Ladies, Do You Agree? by saasala(op): 4:43pm On May 06, 2015
missclasssy:
What does she mean by right guy?

Is it in terms of money or good sex skills?
Just luck I guess....If you fvck a guy who carries good luck, good things will might come your way...So what's your take?
Romance › Quote Of The Day From A Female Facebook User. Ladies, Do You Agree? by saasala(op): 4:37pm On May 06, 2015
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Kinda bizarre, coming from a lady.... But ladies, do you agree with this statement?
Crime › Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by saasala(m): 3:43pm On May 06, 2015
holluwai:
Yama Yama grin
grin
Crime › Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by saasala(m): 3:40pm On May 06, 2015
sirjohnson:
Inyama
Abi Enyeama

Meanwhile, the guy above me needs to be quarantined before May 29 before he spreads his mental illness to his family alone.

Change we cried for, change we got.
Romance › Re: Why Men Love Ex Sex, And Why You Should Avoid It. by saasala(m): 5:38pm On May 05, 2015
Very true. These are the tactics I use on my exes and they work 89 percent of the time
Romance › Re: He Who Cuddles A Lady Without Reaching Her Panties Is A Husband Material, True? by saasala(m): 5:22pm On May 05, 2015
falconey:
if this is true I don't think any girl will like to marry me.

Sometimes I just go straight to the pant(no time to waste)
Hey Falc, how much would you charge me if you gonna teach me how to generate shares.

shocked
falconey:
if this is true I don't think any girl will like to marry me.

Sometimes I just go straight to the pant(no time to waste)
Hey Falc, how much would you charge me if you gonna teach me how to generate shares.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup by saasala(m): 5:03pm On May 05, 2015
The topic shoulda been "My gf is ugly"
Sorry bro, you have been scammed.
Nairaland General › Re: INTERESTING TRAITS OF THE DAY OF THE WEEK YOU WERE BORN ON (WITH GOOD TIPS) by saasala(m): 2:20pm On May 05, 2015
adepiero:
Astrology ain't my thing but i am obliged to believe all that has been said about "Monday born" because it describes my person grin
Me too angry Oya, lets be friends
Phones › Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by saasala(m): 12:30pm On May 04, 2015
jahbiz:
The rich dont do stuffs with much stress like this...
The rich don't bother quoting stuffs like this
Phones › Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by saasala(m): 11:46am On May 04, 2015
Have you heard of Glo BIS for 1k for 3gig?

Method 1 To Use Glo Bis On Android Phone
Make sure you subscribe to it on a blackberry phone,
Use it to browse with that blackberry for some minute before you remove the SIM,
Then Insert that SIM to your Android phone.
Configure the APN of your Android phone with blackberry.net and activate it as your default setting.
Switch on your data connection (H won't display yet).
Off your Android phone again and remove the SIM (make sure the APN is set to blackberry.net ).
Insert the SIM to BB phone again (make sure it’s on 3G also and it display BB sign beside it)
Browse for some mins (download if possible)
The return it back to your Android phone and keep surfing.
Business › Re: Nigerians Spend More On Recharge Cards Than Food by saasala(m): 6:39pm On May 03, 2015
A good example is myself.
Properties › Re: How Far Can 3million Naira Go In Building A 4 Bedroom Flat by saasala(m): 6:21pm On May 01, 2015
[quote author=alienware post=33318 that money in business first... Use the profit to build a house.[/quote]Gbam! Thread closed.
Phones › Re: Reasons You Shouldn't Download Or Keep Much App (UPDATED) by saasala(op):
lanre316:
I get your points now. I just read again what I wrote earlier and I realised it was bit too blunt/harsh. I apologise for that.

You're right, all those plenty apps are a distraction. The ones we really need are not up to 25% of what we install. The rest we can do without and still be productive. Are we not communicating with our friends before whatsapp and facebook and bbm came. Or do really need to play all those games on our mobile phone?
Thanks for seeing this from the same prism as mine.
Phones › Re: Reasons You Shouldn't Download Or Keep Much App (UPDATED) by saasala(op): 7:32am On May 01, 2015
Gejpresident:
I don't Blame you

I blame the mods that allow silly people to create useless thread

hisssss
Your name oozes cluelessnesss
Phones › Re: Reasons You Shouldn't Download Or Keep Much App (UPDATED) by saasala(op): 7:28am On May 01, 2015
lanre316:
You should have named this "How whatsapp and BBM is wasting my time and my life" I have plenty productive apps and I don't waste unnecessary time with chatting apps. I no even get the time cos I'm busy with my job.

So OP, you problem is not plenty apps. But lack of responsibility and self control to manage the time wasted on unnecessary chats.
Now, thats what I am saying, you are busy with your job. Do you know how many guys have become jobless or comfortable with joblessness cos of the amount of time they spend on apps?
Phones › Reasons You Shouldn't Download Or Keep Much App (UPDATED) by saasala(op): 6:11pm On Apr 30, 2015
So I was reading this thread, "Reasons You Shouldn't Download Or Keep Much App"..Here and I thought the OP gave wrong reasons why one shouldnt keep or download much Apps.

This is my own reason(s) why much apps shouldnt be kept on your phone:

Downloading this apps keeps you busy with absolutely nothing. I am not saying you shouldnt dwonload apps, but too many of them will take your precious time. While you are chatting with someone on BBM, another message is waiting for you on Whatsapp, while typing, you remember there is this soccer record you want to break, then you move to a spider man game, and the circle continues like that till you realize you have wasted precious time achieving nothing. You have limited time to think about your life, you are too busy chatting and playing games. I have a play station I play once in a while, so why download 12 other games on my phone.

Okay, I am an example. I use an Android phone, Infinix Hotnote, and I dont have a single game on it. The only chatting app I use is Whatsapp, and guess what, I have not used whatsapp in about 1 month now because I am not happy with the state of my finance and success, I want to achieve more, I need to think of ideas rather than spending time chatting with friends who would add no value to me.

I also notice that people tend to chat and talk about unnecessary things with friends. If I find it important to keep in touch with a friend, I just dial his number, speak for at most 10 minutes and thats it till another day. Chatting him up on BBM or Whatsapp everyday will make us talk about one olosho he combed lastnight or one girl on his street he is planning to sleep with. I aint gat time to for those. I would rather spend time refreshing Nairaland frontpage for topics that will add value to my life and keep me updated.

Yeah, for romance, its still reasonable to chat, but not to the extreme. Chatting has made us jettison the emotions we feel in our voice when we speak with that one we love. I would rather chat with her a little, then speak with her on phone and spend some quality physical time with her.

Well....what else,....hmmm, thats all for now
Romance › Re: Who's Your Celebrity Crush ? by saasala(m): 12:39am On Apr 30, 2015
America: Alicia Keys, Kelly Rowland

United Kingdom: Adele, Dido

Ghana: Jackie Appiah, Nadia Buhari

Nigeria: Linda Ikeji, Seyi Shay
Romance › Re: Who's Your Celebrity Crush ? by saasala(m): 12:33am On Apr 30, 2015
ShayGirl:
Korede Bello and Omosexy
Are you bisexual?
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Another Man To Trek From Maiduguri To Abuja In Honor Of Buhari by saasala(m): 1:53pm On Apr 29, 2015
Buhari, been making people love him since birth.
Webmasters › Re: 11 Photos: Nairaland.com From Beginning Till Now (2005-->--2015) by saasala(m): 11:39am On Apr 29, 2015
Consistency matters. Keep your look, keep your brand. Kudos to Seun
Webmasters › Re: We Need Web Designers Urgently by saasala(m): 11:37am On Apr 29, 2015
Lets see
Phones › Re: Damaging Chat Habits Particular To Youths Of Today by saasala(m): 11:10am On Apr 29, 2015
Issokay
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Has A Fab Birthday Celebration Last Night , See Photos by saasala(m): 12:23pm On Apr 25, 2015
She was never a beautiful girl
Celebrities › Re: Singer Asa Flaunts Her Boyfriend [PHOTO] by saasala(m): 6:04pm On Apr 24, 2015
Thank you lord Jesus. Hope still dey for some women be that
Programming › Re: Who Says Nigerians/africans Cannot Be Creative And Build From Scratch by saasala(m): 5:55pm On Apr 24, 2015
naijainfogalery:
hmmm you dont understand what techcabal meant by building from scratch, for example, if the site uses a navigation system, did they build it? it must have been integrated from another system

The truth is building from scratch is like reinventing the wheel, sometimes it could be time wasting and our ecomony doesnt give you room for that. imagine building a site like facebook for 1 year and after building it, you still come and beg people to register.
GBAM!!!

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