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Boys will start doing soapy on top the girl finess nau

Studies show that men who marry beautiful women are happier than men who married ugly ones.

Jeezzzz, she is on Wikipedia

Bye bye to cluelessness. Let us welcome the change agents

hotwax:
Monitor Lizard. Its edible....It tastes gud. From experience

Yes, thats the name

Monitor lizards - commonly kept as pets - and iguanas produce venom, according to surprising new research that is rewriting the story of lizard and snake evolution. Until now, nasty swellings and excessive bleeding as a result of a lizard bite were blamed on infection from the bacteria in the creatures' mouths

Medicinal
Monitor lizard meat, particularly the tongue and liver, is eaten in parts of southern India and Malaysia as an aphrodisiac.[19][20]

In parts of Pakistan, different parts of monitor lizards are used for a variety of medical purposes. The flesh is eaten for the relief of rheumatic pain, abdominal fat is used as a salve for skin infections, oil and fat are used to treat hemorrhoids or chronic pain, and the oil is used as an aphrodesiac lubricant (saande kaa tel)

MizMyColi:
Looool
I got more than I bargained for.
I actually meant Chelsea's selling point.

I'm sorry about that news.
Life happens.
Hope it gets better for us all.

Hmmm, such confidence, cooool

Your mention of attitude to people drew me in.
Are you a people oriented person?

Yes I am a people oriented person, it used to be on the extreme, and it almost marred my life, made me keep friends that almost ruined my life. Now I am a better manager of my life.

What about you? Are you a people oriented person? What do you do?

MizMyColi:
I appreciate your gesture.
But would your girlie be cool with that.
I remember she registered on NL and named you as her Lover.

How's Chelsea doing these days.
I've seen you feature on Chelsea's home thread.

Let's say I'm considering joing Chelsea, how would you go about marketing ya club?
In other words, what's ya selling point?

We broke up some two months back.
Since we broke up, she has stopped frequenting this terrain. She still comes, but not as often.

Ooh, Chelsea is doing really fine. We just won the premier league. It might interest you to know that the happiest moment of my life was when Chelsea lifted the champions league in 2012.

If you were going to join Chelsea, I would only tell you to join a team that wins trophies, and that is one knack that Chelsea has. Winning trophies make the fans happy, and I can say that is one of the major reward for supporting a team.
Yeah, my selling point....is my demeanor, my attitude towards people and life, my mojo and gusto.

MizMyColi:
By virtue of mentioning me to say something kind, we're friends already

Not just friends on Nairaland. I want a friend I can communicate verbally with.

Meet interswitch, liaise with them.

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Yesterday May 15th, Edo state governor Adams Oshiomhole married his gorgeous wife, Lala Fortez. Speaking about her nationality and why he chose her, the 63 year old former Labour leader said;

"I have seen a lot of publications, some saying that she is Philippine, Dutch and several others, but she is from Cape Verde. And that is part of West Africa. And I hope that will rest the debate of where she is from,” he said regarding her nationality.
About why he chose her, the governor said

"She is very humble, she appreciates the nature of my job and life that it is one that one comes back home late. Sometimes 3: 00 a.m., she understands my weaknesses, she is more or less the mother of the house, the one that has accepted to be the mother of my children. I am happy that all my children are at home with ‎her and accept her as their mother even though she is not old enough to be their mother. She has accepted to fill that gap,” he told PM news

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/05/my-wife-is-from-cape-verde-why-i.html

The fool is here again. I used to like this guy

Meanwhile GMB my hero
Etcerubbish my fool

Shitt, I missed it

Thats good.

MizMyColi:

Tenks

I want to be your friend.

The witty mizmycoli

MizMyColi:
Forgive me dearie.
I'm so stuck on Love.
Love like I was taught in the church.
Love that supersedes all
The kind that strives to be boundless.

It all depends on perspective and values.

The point is setting yourself free to dream, to live, to keep an open mind.

A time was when I was so sure I'd marry a Catholic, I graduated to pentecostal...I've considered atheists, agnostics...etc.

I'm a non churched believer and I'd rather marry a person who doesn't dig religion, but has his moral compass firmly set.

Does that mean (hypothetically now) that if I met a Catholic today who ticks it all based on my transcendent desires....I wouldn't give it a shot?
Lmao. I am so in bro.

My point is, if my reason for not wanting to be with someone is the apparently fleeting/ephemeral kind...I don't love them enough.

Beauty fades, Beliefs Change.

The kind wisdom wey dey your head just too much. I have been looking for a girl like you all my life to befriend. Please, I stretch my hands of friendship to you, do accept it.

May I die by brimstone if I click that link

Closecall:
By showing me the whole show, she removed them from her pink bra totally for my eyes only

Does anyone still believe this shitty story after this guy posted the above?

Sorry, wrong thread...None of my biz

*Team unschooled but rich*

Must they do for Jonathan what someone did for Buhari?

Insanity.

Meanwhile, Buhari my hero
Fashola my role model
Amaechi my guy
Okorocha my padi
Tinubu my god father

Jonadafft my puppet.

Too many threads on how to treat a girl right, like I give a damn 'bou them.

Common OP, dont tell me this is how foolish you are. Sex everyday can never mar you in anyway. Continue knacking her until she begs you to stop.

The first lady with panache and elegance

lol

ifyan:
What did you mean.

Is it by patients that my blog will appear.

If you are using blogger, just go and relax, no need to o any work, surely your blog is highly indexed

Hiring an SEO specialist is a waste of money. Your web developer can just put your site on google webmasters, just wait for google to crawl your site. It might not appear on the first page at first but as time goes, with the right keywords on your meta tags, you will be fine. And when you are fine with google, yahoo and bing can go fvck themselves.

I am talking from real experience.... Who am I? A web developer.

imoleay0:
But you'll have kids sha?

I might and I mightn't.

imoleay0:
You mean you don't believe in marriage?

Yes bro, I aint gon'marry.

Am I the only one who finds this thread funny?

I dated a lady exactly 8 years older than I am. She remains the best I've ever had, but she wanted marriage and I couldnt give her cos I dont believe in Marriage and even if I do, I aint cool with marrying someone who looks older than me.

The Lagoon is waiting to swallow your haters sir.

GMB my role model

Fashola my personal person

Tinubu my godfather

Ameachi my hero

Okorocha my padi