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HopeAlive14:
The Jonathan administration has opened doors for youngsters like Desmond Elliot of APC to contest for elections!!!

Who would have thought this possible years ago!

President GEJ has demystified politics which hitherto has been demonized!

Fresh Air all the way!

See as the fan they move slow, shey na this kind thing you want abi...no lele nau

Teempakguy:
If I hear that they are the same person!

Check the hairdo and the forehead

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/03/lmaoo-do-you-think-this-is-pure.html

Patience Jonathan, Nigeria’s first lady, feels she would be jailed by the All Progressives Congress (APC) if Muhammadu Buhari, presidential candidate of the party, wins Saturday’s election.

While speaking on Wednesday at the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) women presidential campaign rally in Oyo state, the first lady said the APC and its presidential candidate jailed the fathers and mothers of the Oyo people.

“I want to tell you the people of Oyo state, you don’t need to listen to APC. APC is a spare drug; they don’t have material to quantify PDP material,” she said.

“You should know that they have been in government before; they were there before PDP, before Goodluck administration. If they come to Oyo, ask them, what do they have for you, not ‘I will, I will’. You were there; when you were there, what did you do for the people of Oyo state?

“All what they did for you people when they were there was to send your fathers and your children to prison. That’s all what they have for you people, and I want you to remember. Some of you were still small by then when your fathers were sent to prison by this very APC people.”

“All what they did for you people when they were there was to send your fathers and your children to prison. That’s all what they have for you people, and I want you to remember. Some of you were still small by then when your fathers were sent to prison by this very APC people.”

Recalling that some of those jailed died in prison, she said the PDP was here to liberate the people of Oyo state.

“Some of them died in the prison; you know them. You want me to call one of them that died in the prison – don’t you know Adelabu? Haven’t you heard that name before in Oyo? He was the leader of NPN then. He was imprisoned by this APC, by this very people that want to enter there and he died there.

“They are coming again to jail your fathers and your mothers and even me, but God would never allow them – Holy Ghost fire, Holy Ghost fire, Holy Ghost fire. They would never succeed, because they have nothing to offer. Their own is ‘I will, I will’; that’s all what they have to offer.

“PDP has come to liberate the people. After this one, when they fail, they won’t have any name to bear again. The last time they failed, they changed their name to APC – not knowing APC is a spare drug.”

Source: http://www.thecable.ng/patience-buhari-wins-apc-will-jail

She be likey the motor wey Jonadamned and him unlettered wife go take go Otuoke on May 29

Oya Laff a little
A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much as you can, your grandchildren will pay the bill"...
A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill he laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay."
The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's bill."Lobatan

oremusanctus:
I hate apc
I hate Buhari
I hate change chanters cum thugs
Sai jonathan
Sai transformation
Pls vote Buhari and his bandits away

Jonathan supporters are super annoying, as clueless as their master. Why must they use the word 'SAI' in their chants. That word fits only one man, the man for whom it started, thats GMB

SAI BABA

SAI BUHARI

#IHaveMyPVC

Who else would I blame aside GEJ...Yes, I said it.

While Nigerians are busy combing one another

almostFamous:
errrm..no

Okay. Take care.

almostFamous:
lol...the babe dey feel hot. But don't call her senseless,maybe she never mature

Well, senseless might not be the right word to use really......But errrm, can I PM you? I like you.

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almostFamous:
Tsk tsk tsk...he didn't call u sweetheart


He doesn't call u



He doesn't text u



He doesn't buy u free lunch




He doesn't rub on ur boobs by "accident"

And u think he wants to "woo" u


Smh for some babes sha. He's just a man acting the way every other man acts when they get close to a girl whom they think is pretty.


Dunno why u think he's trying to "woo" u and u even carry the matter for head to the extent of bringing it to nairaland. Nawa oo

You get sense like Buhari I swear...That girl is as senseless as Jonathan.... Na she dey trip for the guy o

damariox:
Self service is encouraging. . It reduces risk of stds and unwanted pregnancies. I thought I was was very bad until I searched over it on the Internet and I was surprised... Scientifically is very healthy. 2 times a day isn't bad. . Maybe stop using soap, use your natural hands and get it moitured .. Learn better ways to do it and probably girls would not eat your money indiscriminately.

Twice a day isn't bad? Like seriously? When I was addicted to it, it was once every 3 days, and that's when am lonely.

Firefire:
What did Mama Peace do you that pains you so much ?

Ore mi oni 'naa, ma dibo fun were jonathani o, oloriibu ni man ni yehn o. Shey iwo laiki bi gbogbon nkan she ri ni ori le ede yi ni? Lo ro inu e o

Seun, do you believe this report?
For me, I think online is online and offline is offline. Seun Osewa is sitting his asss down otta, Linda Ikeji is doing same in maybe V.I and money is rolling in. Are Google, Facebook, Reddit et al doing offline?

SmartFaces:
Thanks people, your comments are encouraging. The court marriage has been done. The big deal for him is that he holds a position in his church. They are threatening to suspend him if he goes against their rules.
One alternative is to leave the church and their rules then join another church but he said his hearts and conscience won't let him.

Tell him I said he is as clueless as Jonadamned

Lataability:
Mama P is far more beta than ur punk moda.. Eedoit.. U are so foolish 4 calling our first Lady a disgrace.. Useless of son of a stupid man

I will answer you with madcow1's reply to one uncouth lunatic like you. Read it below..

Patience Jonathan is better than your worthless mother who has never been on Television.. Your words not mine.

You worship Dame Jonathan because she occupies a position her husband is running around and begging us to vote for him to retain. Just goes to show you that they are servants and not masters.. But seeing as appearing on Television is an achievement for a low life scum like you, I can see how you wouldn't understand that the President is a Public Servant and not a Master.

And if you think Dame Jonathan is better than your mother, then it goes without saying that your mother is worthy of sweeping the ground my mother walks on.

I am done with your worthless self.

How many of you are watching?

This woman is a disgrace to this nation

It shouldnt be an issue of discourse

jasper7:
When I read through, Some questions just come to my head.

Please make out time to answer.

How long have you been married?

Do you have kids?

What is your husband's relationship with your family?

How is your relationship with your husband's family?

How is your relationship with your husband? are you frustrating his life?


I think the first thing on every man's mind is the security of his children, not you. am sorry, but that's the truth.


A man will not leave all he has for a woman who he is not sure will take care of all his family. this includes his mothers and brothers.
he might see you too selfish.

If he is silently frustrated and dying inside the marriage, he won't leave everything for you
Maybe because you have a good thing going for you, probably you earn more than him, he doesn't see the use of the pension to you. It's just pension money. yours can be much more than his own.

But in other case, please discuss this with him o. communication is key in relationship. if you bottle this up, secreta and worms will start eating up your marriage. Discuas it with him, he might have an ill-adviced reason for doing it. and maybe you can point out the disadvantages in his decision. you might be surprised that he never thought about that angle. @britneystacy

Wow, king Solomon of ancient Hebrews is not dead

datguru:
When there's no light, what do you expect ?





SAI BUHARI.....














Na joke oooooo.

GEJ TILL 2019

Weyrey

Wristler:
Rubbish Party

Useless party, loothing party.

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Don't know what part of Nigeria this happened or when it happened but it's so sad that this is happening at all...

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/photo-politician-shares-money-in-public.html

Eurasia Group, the world’s largest political risk consultancy has stated that General Muhammadu Buhari, the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate will win the forthcoming presidential election by 60 per cent (probability).

The Group which uses ‘Political Risk Index’ to forecast elections had earlier stated that President Goodluck Jonathan, the incumbent, would win by a narrow margin.

In a statement by Philippe de Pontet, Practice Head, Africa it explained by the Group made a U-turn on its earlier assertions about the general elections in Nigeria.

Here’s the full statement:
We change our election forecast from a narrow win for incumbent Goodluck Jonathan to a victory for opposition leader Muhamadu Buhari (60% probability).

The electoral map is tilting towards Buhari in the swing regions of the southwest and middle belt, while high turnout in his core northern base will offset Jonathan’s advantage in the Niger Delta.

While a Buhari administration’s reliance on technocratic, business-oriented senior officials will lead to constructive policy initiatives, we keep our long-term trajectory at neutral given the downside risks to oil production and policy implementation challenges.
Buhari Edges Ahead

We had long viewed Goodluck Jonathan as a favorite to win reelection, but a number of factors now lead us to believe the edge has swung in Buhari’s favor. The election will still be difficult to call, but our expectation of a narrow Jonathan win was predicated on several factors that are losing some saliency late in the campaign.

Chief among them is the incumbency and financial advantages of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). While this still helps Jonathan, its impact is blunted by the intensity of support for Buhari, lackluster grassroots campaigning by the PDP, and new anti-rigging measures by the electoral commission. New permanent voting cards and card readers will sharply reduce the level of rigging seen in 2011, when Jonathan beat Buhari in a landslide. Equally important are the enthusiasm gap between the candidates and widespread desire for change. Tepid support for Jonathan, even within his own party, means there is no guarantee that patronage will translate into votes.

This is especially the case in the north where influential PDP governors and other leaders are taking the money but barely campaigning for Jonathan because of Buhari’s overwhelming popularity in the region.

While we expected the electoral map to favor Jonathan, current trends suggest that the swing regions may side with Buhari, including the Christian-majority and heavily populated southwest around Lagos. That could be the decisive demographic factor in the election. Jonathan won the southwest and middle belt handily in 2011, but faces an uphill task now. Buhari has reached out to the southwestern Yoruba community and brought them into the upper ranks of his campaign and potential administration, in a political alliance of the country’s two largest ethnic groups (the Hausa and Yoruba). In contrast, Jonathan has struggled to make inroads with either group.

The spotty polling data which is available is also trending in favor of Buhari. A recent poll by a credible local think tank, the Center for Public Policy Alternatives, showed a heavy 58-32% lead for Buhari in Lagos state—a state in which Jonathan handily defeated Buhari last election. While a national poll by Afrobarometer in January showed a statistical dead heat at 42% for each candidate, economic conditions with the weakening naira continue to deteriorate, along with the security environment.

According to an IPSOS/Eurasia Group model for predicting elections, incumbents have a hard time winning reelection when their approval ratings are below 40%. We don’t have polling data to confirm where Jonathan is now, but given he was at around 50% at the end of last year, our best guess is that he is below 40% now.


http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/14/buhari-will-win-by-60-says-eurasia-group/

Rosarie:
so true,i had ma baby tru induction,mothers will understand d pains of induction,wen i put to bed i was soo strong n was told dey want to roll her to show d father even wit d pain i realized she was above every pain,i felt a sudden feeling of protection and d nurses were shocked i followed dem cos i was scared dey shuld nt steal or xhange her,ma husband screamed i shuld go n rest n dn i said i cannevr let go of my baby,wen she is sick am scared,been a mom is not easy but i swear it is a great joy!words can not xplain.watching dem grow in good health is d greatest satisfaction

May the lord always keep her safe.

Seun:
What? I've made no such decision! I have seen some good marriages so I know that marriage can be beneficial and pleasant. I have also heard and read about bad ones. You have to marry the right person; someone whose life goals, decision-making style, communication style, religious views, views on the role of each partner in marriage, sex drive, etc are compatible with yours. And you also have to acquire some qualities that every marital partner needs to have e.g. maturity & diplomacy. The decision to marry must be based on serious thoughtful calculations. Personally I'm a bit conflicted about the purpose of marriage. Is it just to raise kids in a healthy environment, or is there more to it?

You believe it's very important for your wife to remain equally slim and fit and sexually active after marriage? Marry a fitness fanatic who is also a nyphomaniac. Problem solved. You want your wife to continue to laugh at your jokes after marriage? Marry a woman who actually shares your sense of humour. In other words, a friend. You want your wife to enjoy going out after marriage? Marry someone who loves going out as much as you do, and don't try to stop her from hiring a maid to take care of the housework while she's gone, because someone has to do it.

I have no problem with marriage because I've seen good marriages but it is better not to get married until you've surely found the right person.

Had you existed in the days of Aristotle, you would be bestowed with the title of "Philosopher"

Now, @bolded...You think its so easy to find such a person. It might take me forever to find her.

Your words:

You believe it's very important for your wife to remain equally slim and fit and sexually active after marriage? Marry a fitness fanatic who is also a nyphomaniac. Problem solved. You want your wife to continue to laugh at your jokes after marriage? Marry a woman who actually shares your sense of humour. In other words, a friend. You want your wife to enjoy going out after marriage? Marry someone who loves going out as much as you do, and don't try to stop her from hiring a maid to take care of the housework while she's gone, because someone has to do it.

Lets see how easy it will be to find such a woman who has all these qualities put together plus she also have to hate nagging and be submisive. And when you finally get her, let's see if she wouldnt just suddenly change after marriage.

You also said:

I have no problem with marriage because I've seen good marriages but i[b]t is better not to get married until you've surely found the right person[/b].

You nailed it...Now lets talk about you, you know, like brothers. Have you found the right person? Or you are still single and searching?

OBlaize:
Hmmm

I feel you... True words... Harsh, but true

But lemme ask

What would you do when "love" happens?

When you find the one that wouldn't be or isn't any of these things? The one that totally "connects" with you and vice versa

Will you fight the feelings or just plain ignore it

I have long made this decision, and somehow, I have been with some females who made me wanna re-think, but nope, I remained firm because I know they will change, even if we connect now, they will change. It doesnt stop me from losing my freedom too. And when these people try to come too deep into my emotions, I let them go, remain single for a while and move to the next one. I currently have one who is begging to come back, my friends are pleading on her behalf, but I dont wanna waste her time as I wont be getting married.

Ashonibarenla:
bros, am almost tempted to agree with u, but truth be told, marriage is seriously overrated!

Man, I tell you, its really overrated o. Just think, think deep bro.

marv1:
. How old are u? U must be below 25 yrs and that is why u are nt interested in marriage. By the time u get to 40 yrs, u wont be thinking like that again, ur orietation and thinking would have changed.

Man, you sound like you are not married, dont worry, you will understand soon....And I am not below 25, I am a full grown male adult.

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