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Imanuelle:
After standing at bro amadi's window, from 9pm till 11pm, watching a Bruce Lee movie,

Then demonstrating the gbisha-gbisha moves amongst friends, the only best time to sleep is in class.

Correct ajekpako like me

opemipo2013:
Still, SAl BUHARl

Still SAI BABA jare. Wa gbayi

klem93:
just one Yoruba actress and not even a single Hausa actress... rubbish list or na only Igbo or english films be nollywood ni rubbish... I don vex and dont beg me OP

Not all are Igbos bro...some Calabar, and other tribes

AIT is currently airing Raymond Dokpesi's interview

He is campaigning for Jona, bullshitting Buhari. I swear, this guy is as clueless as Jonadamned.

Sh1t, I didnt make frontpage...I reserve my comment then

I need pictures OP...Okay let me help you...Pictures copied from Linda Ikeji....Three policemen confirmed dead.

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That's a photo of one of the three policemen killed..

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izuch:
"What goes around comes around" so they say. Dude prepare!!! Someone must also bleep your wife, that's life, one usually gets a dose of his/her own medicine. When it happens don't cry foul. I rest my case.

Naaaa, life doesnt work that way any longer man

Taaarrr! Finest face my asss.

debolly:
They are arrogant cos they're independent now.....they don't give a damn!!! but not all possess those qualities anyway. I also think that a true African man should be able to live with any kind of woman whether bitchy, rude, bossy headed e.t.c

Holy Moses, are you for real

Those who need it should apply asap

josh21:
Do you read your Bible very well?If yes, what is the punishment for calling someone a fool.

I don't know. Please tell Patience Jonadamned, she called another woman's hubby a fool.

Fani Kayode will remain a fool till the lord's return.

Buhari to Aso Rock
Jonathan to Otuoke

#BabaWhileYouWereGone Fani Kayode's foolishness has gone even higher

arewatech:
Chelsea Fan

Abi Barca fan

Cos of a woman? Mehn, it not fvcing it.

ROSYL:
Male gender and boobs
Yea, I live in Sambisa sadly, I thought I was gonna sort out Boko Haram on my own, but fortunately out brave soldiers have taken the lead. I will be heading home soon.

Yeah, Boobs, I love them...love them so much I could suck them for 2hours non stop....For going to Sambisa, your name should be cast in eternal bronze.

Click like if you think Buhari and Aisha are going to Aso Rock

Click Share if you think Jonathan and Patience are going back to Otuoke

ROSYL:
Lol what's wrong with a female having a six pack?

Nothing, was just wondering if its a photo of a girl or a guy..Well, I was too impatient to check the boobs and the figure. Nice tommy too....and do you really live in Sambisa?

ROSYL:
Thanks a lot, I do appreciate your response.

But are you really female...You have a six pack, your location is Sambisa Forest

ROSYL:
Thank you Jesus for this topic. I will be coming to Nigeria soon, and what mobile network to go on has been giving me sleepless night. Unlimited fast Internet access, is my no 1 priority, and from the comments on here, I think Etisalat takes the biscuit.

OP thanks for this topic.

Now please can someone tell me how it works. When I buy the sim, do I need to go to any Etisalat office for Internet activation or something? Please someone.....

Buy their SIM, register the SIM where you bought it and ask them there how to subscribe...if they cant give you an answer, call the customer service, they will tell you which code to press, its that easy.

yetunde01:
Yes.

I used to live in Oluoti. Where precisely do you reside?

nickusoro:
Honestly, I run short of what to say in cases like this because in an economy where the government can't afford to take care of the masses, things tend to fall outta place.
Many are for the motion that "If you hand a criminal over to the feds, he'll get released and commit even worse atrocities, hence 'kill 'em and kill 'em now".

This is terrible, but hey, nothing can be done about it.
I'm not a fan of jungle justice, yet I do not blame the masses for their actions. Unfortunately, that dude engulfed in flames ended up in the hands of really pissed off citizens. And I refuse to believe that there were no cops around the area at that period of time. Anyway, it's just one of those things you get to see in the Wild, Wild West.
RIP Bank Robber... oh! For TIRE'S sake, you are the RUBBER.

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

I dont like you, I dont like your comment, but I like how you construct your words

yetunde01:
This is a place in Lagos, Jimoh-Akowonjo, 30mins rain and everywhere is flooded. Where is the Government?

Do you like around Remoye, Oluoti, Jimoh area?

FrancisTony:
I was compelled to write this, with rate at which anti-virgin bashing threads are cropping out of every nook and crannies of Nairaland romance section.

Meanwhile, i'm not trying to judge anybody but with the rate they bash Virgins, Newton third law of motion which states that to every action there is always and opposite reaction, and it's high time they started tasting the cup of their own bitter medicine. We didn't tell them to be promiscuous....

People over-rate non-virgins when it comes to experience ish as if they were born that way, not forgetting they were once a virgin and it took them numerous number of sex to adapt and have experience.

Guys should don't marry a non-virgin because they are highly promiscous and insatiable on bed.

Non virgins believe sex is their birth right, and if you end up marrying them, their EX-boyfriends would release a hit wonder on how they hammered her first just like Femi Fani Kayode and Bianca Onoh Ojukwu(Mind you, i'm not saying it happened )

Considering the fact that they have tasted all kinds of dick, when you marry them they would cheat on you even if your dick is big since they have seen a bigger ones.... They will cheat if you can't pound like their Ex-lovers.

Well, There Are Some Categories Of Non-Virgins;

*Ones that were raped at young age and has never had sex afterward -

This ones are mostly misandrist and you should run away from them because they hate men so much. Anyway, don't mistake feminism with misandry because they are two different things.


*Ones that were raped at a young age and continued having sex -

They are mostly sex maniacs with loose vagina and are insatiable--fear them because they breed all sorts of STDs.


*Ones that tasted once and stopped and Ones that tasted willingly and continued non-stop -

The former is still okay and they're a bit synonymus to virgins, but the latter are no go area.

Omotola Jalade Ekeinde husband married her as a virgin and they live happily while many actress that chop dick at a young age are still single.

***So, my brothers and sisters, virgins all the way and don't settle for less***

You should be nailed to the cross

Blackett:
If you ask them, problem. If you don't ask them, problem. Where we go run go?

Best comment ever on Nairaland

buygala:
She resemble the Honda Pilot sef... .... same shape, same attire

Btw


Why two different models of the same car?

Abi na so her babalawo talk say make she buy am?

You are pathetically annoying.

Let voting continue.

balaclava:
For me, it's a NO! And I'm going 2 give the cold hard facts to you comprehensively.

Contrary to popular media-myth I have yet to meet a single mom who was career driven, carefree, balanced, happy; doing it all type gal as often portrayed in most media outlets. The reality I have seen over the years is usually a stressed out, overworked, debt stricken woman who really had no idea children cost so much in time, effort and money. Their careers are on hold as they need to balance their child with sickness, school activities etc versus moving up whatever career ladder they are on. Most single moms are raising their children with help of an extended family member (usually their mom), a bevy of friends and other single moms they find in support groups. It is usually not a pretty picture at all.

Somewhere along the way, usually quite quickly they come up with the idea that they need a "partner" to help them in their new enterprise of having a child and the sooner they can get one the better. Realizing they have a bit of a disadvantage with having a child and being in the dating scene they resort to several well known strategies to get a partner.

One trait that seems to come to the forefront with most men who are dating single moms is just how wonderful a woman they really are. Most men cannot for the life of them figure out why another man would abandon a woman like her. It has been stated that single moms are more caring, compassionate, great lovers, excellent cooks, laugh at all your jokes etc they seem to be ideal mates.

No matter what you see as a man there is something else going on do not forget that. Her plan is to eventually get a partner one way or another. You are the prize and she is going to earn it.

Wise man

bid4rich:
She is 29years old, she has a 3 year old daughter by mistake but madly in love with me and she want us to get married this year . Though she is a good and loving person and I dnt see her giving me problem but im afraid of going into this affair with her.

Please, advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to you cos I dont want problem I cannot see.

Thanks

That part I bolded...Jesus...RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

Good for them. Let them find their virgins among the Mammy waters

13. He supports Buhari

At the Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport yesterday morning when GMB came in to board a BA flight to travel out. He marvelled everyone when he insisted on following the queue to be screened like every other passenger despite entreaties by supporters and Airport workers. He told someone close by in Hausa, "if I refused to follow the queue today, how will I tell anyone else to follow the queue tomorrow" It was indeed a rare display of discipline, courage and conviction. Airport workers nearby testified that he had always followed the queue ever since they knew him as a passenger on the International or Domestic routes #SaiBuhari

missclassy:
Op I read you conversation with the woman and I have this to say

First of all, are you married? Because I don't know the image you portray to those living around you.
I looked at your half-hidden profile picture and it kind of says a lot about who you portray yourself to be.

Secondly, how literate/smart is this woman in the first place. Her conversation skills begs the question of her level of intelligence and general mental well being
Why would someone be pestering you like this. For me its either she is possessed or just a sex addict.

And finally @Op this is my advice. Since she doesn't want to stop her advances towards you, just report her to her husband. Also make sure you show him this same whatsapp conversations you showed us, in other not to implicate yourself.

I just pity for both the woman's husband and her children(if she has any)
She is a disgrace to womanhood. A blemish on the face of femininity.
Shame on her and shame on every other woman like her

Nope...dont judge that easily....This is life.