That’s right. If you don’t know, I practice juju, and I know who you are. So be careful

TonyeBarcanista:
You will be the one to make it happen na... Oshey

Yeah and I like I said, I completely understand. The unexpected will happen to you, mark my words

TonyeBarcanista:
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Anambra ko, Okigwe ni!

I think I'm comfortable behaving like a child on this subject... I don't wish to grow up please.

All I have to say is goodluck to you. In this day and age, to find all those things you have to go to your village in Anambra to find a lady who has not been exposed to nada in life. Age will teach you a lesson, you’re just young and a little bit delusional at this point so I completely understand. I wish you well!

TonyeBarcanista:

I'm not looking for wife, I don't even wish for a wife sef. I am very comfortable being a bachelor and if I have my way, all my offsprings will be through Babymama. However, I have to fulfil the desire of a very important woman in my life (Mother), so I may consider marriage and she will be a VIRGIN! The likelihood of settling with a non-virgin is less than 10%, meaning she has to be extremely decent, Not more than 1 ex-BF/Body count, no abortion, very submissive and loyal, young and beautiful (under 24) and highly productive among others. Otherwise, NO DEAL!

Thankfully, there are other alternative means to give my parents their grandkids

But when a woman wants a rich man, you shame her and call her a gold digger and leech. Meanwhile most of you community dog peniss men want a virgin. Men are allowed to have standards but women can’t? Okay na I see the logic..

ChiefAlex:


Bitch shut up. You can’t dictate what he wants for him. Mofo

Fortunately, my father is not a part of this generation of pitiful men who refuse to act responsibly. He is a real man that know how to take action. Thanks for your concern though.

Maro4u:

Hope your father and brothers are among the STUPID MEN idiot.

It’s one thing to have standards. It’s another thing to be utterly dense with fairytale-like presumptions. Don’t have too much expectations when looking for a wife, you will be very disappointed I’m telling you. Life does not work like ABC, the unexpected always happens to those who are extremely arrogant and condescending.

TonyeBarcanista:
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I set my standard and stick to it Ma'am. If that makes me a kid, then I am a proud kid of life.


Meanwhile, learn to respect elderly people...

TonyeBarcanista:
For a start, the likelihood of me marrying a non virgin is very slim...

Secondly, I will do my investigation and I will ask her (in the event that I decide to marry a non virgin). If she lies and I find out later, THAT'S THE END!

This is just me though... Beside, marriage doesn't interest me, if not for my Mom, I will remain single and take to having kids outside wedlock! Shikena

How many virgin women can you find in this day and age?

And what guarantee do you have that the virgin lady you find (1/500) will be compatible with you? Or you judge someone’s character based on their virginity? Just because she’s a virgin, how do you know she’s not had anal, or received or given orall sex, been fondled with by many men? Let me tell you something, women are the queens of pretenders. You sound like a child when you speak, you need to sincerely grow up. Hopefully by the time you reach 30, sense will hit you because it’s very clear your very inexperienced when it comes to street knowledge.

It will shock you. You will just marry an ex prostitution, in disguise of a clean, innocent beautiful lady out of desperation. That’s the prophecy I have for you and I believe it will happen.

TonyeBarcanista:
Good luck to them but I'm not interested in such people

Lol okay

enemyofprogress:
you have swallowed all of them for belle. Wicked girl!

Sure

enemyofprogress:
pills nko

Never did abortion in my life, and if I have I wouldnt hesitate to tell my partner just because I like to be transparent. I just know a lot about life.

enemyofprogress:
experience teacher, you must have have done abortion about 5-7 times for different boys

I’m telling you! It’s crazy the way life works

highqueen:

Lol, it happens.
It's inevitable.
Have seen his type brag so much about who and what to marry, only to end up with something else.
This life eeh.

You will never know unless that lady opens her mouth to tell you. It is not written on people’s forehead. It does not cause infertility, it’s not written on her vagina , you cannot go to the hospital to find out. Tell me how will you know? Don’t deceive yourself, you better pray that that woman opens her mouth to tell you, but most women take that information to the grave. Some don’t even tell their own boyfriends that they had sex with, goodluck you hear!

OsuMustGo:

I WILL KNOW
I WILL NEVER MARRY A GIRL LIKE YOU.

ONCE A KILLER,....

Some people still think abortion leads to infertility in 2018. Some people believe abortion means opening your legs and putting a knife in your vagina in 2018. Some people still belive that abortion is murder in 2018.

I’m 100% pro abortion, although if it can be avoided that is the better option. There’s nothing worse than bringing an unwanted child who will lack proper parental care due to a 5 min mistake. Nigeria is already populated with poor, depressed drug addicted youths, we don’t need to add on to it. Let’s have children in proper environments and use condoms when having sex.

Let me sha quote you so my golden pot can resemble your mothers own. Twinning boreholes, we can compete together. Have you ever looked inside your mothers borehole before?

darlington15:


I hardly comment on nairaland
But if there is a fools kingdom, you are the queen of them
And if you quote me,ur pussy will be as wide as the Atlantic ocean
Queen of all whores

I know
That’s what makes it more fun lol

highqueen:

Lol, I get.
But its always hitting some nerves.

Lool

Sometimes I’m just trolling lol

highqueen:

You are always blunt.

How much are you willing to spend

How will you even know.

Most of you have community joysticks, that produce watery transparent sperm, used and abused and barely functioning properly sticks, yet you have the audacity to judge someone based on their past. Let me not say anything

This woman is trying bring women down to her level, She wants women to feel the same misery that she experiences when she looks in the mirror. It’s not our fault Biko, go and vent to the God that created your face.

Masturbation will send you to hell

From urine to genital warts. Amen

bizzibodi18:


Same way all girls get manipulated, funnily there's a million and one men out there who don't 'pay for sex' as you think, they only pay for a comfortable life and enjoy all that comes with it. Some of us see women as part of life so we just live life and have fun, not all of them were made for us so we don't thrive to game them all, neither do we game around, we only live life as it comes. Why being scared of rejection when its present in every aspect of life, why feel odd being rejected when everyone's been rejected at one time or the other of their lives? The earlier we as humans start to understand life as it comes, the better for us..... On to the next.

I really do not take what most of you men say serious, because you’re all living contradictions. I watch your actions, and most of you are sex crazed perverts, especially Nigerian men. You would risk your whole life for a few minutes of pleasure, So unfortunately I can’t relate to what you’re saying.

TonyeBarcanista:

Thanks. Loyalty is what you value. That’s good. When a woman is loyal to you, but maybe denies you sex please stick by her. You’re one of a kind, have a lovely afternoon

Can’t you open your mouth and say no? Is your mouth disabled? Go and sit down please I don’t understand what kind of question you’re even asking.

Most of them cannot even give you one quarter of that. Only to forcefully give you chicken change to later brag and complain online that Nigerian girls are scum. Stupid men.

They can never answer my question they opt for insults as it’s the easy way out. Adioossss amigosssssss

Bloooody:

Your stupidity is amazing me.
A woman can never make it without a man. The richest people in the world are men, Women are just sub humans. They need a man to make them complete.

Ayomathy01:
1.guys can cook now or better still we go to an eatery
2.sex..... We masturbate, sex doll we can substitute those for girls
3. We adopt kids or better still artificial insemination...
So Las Las where them girls @

Is this practical in the land of Nigeria? From your 20s to old age? My friend go and sit down, I know this is the internet but you should also realise that this is planet earth and not Zuzu land. Men depend on women a lot more and it’s crazy how society tries to blind us from this.

That men engage in it, talk about it, hunt for it more than anything else in this world, think about it from morning till night shows you that the average man cannot live without sex. And if he tries to, he will relapse within a year. You’re trying so hard to defend an argument that is not practical, you’re only fooling yourself. Majority wins, and I think you’re speakjng on the minority which is just plain stupid.

Sex may be cheap monetary wise, however societal wise it’s very expensive. The demand for sex will continue to be on a all time rise, and men will continue to be fools and manipulated for this “cheap” thing called sex. Sex is used a tool for various things around the world, it hypnotises the average man in all sectors of life. Keep on deceiving yourself.

Sex is overrated, unfortunately the actions of your gender don’t follow up with this phrase. You can shout sex is overrated from now till tomorrow, that doesn’t erase the fact that men will continue to prioritise this act, and persue it like it’s food. Talk about being living contradictions

Masturbation cannot be a constant act for men. And you know this deep down, there is no substitution for a STRAIGHT man when it comes to sex. Masturbation has many negative effects on your health internally and externally so again, stop deceiving yourself. My question to is you what else do you value apart from sex in a relationship? I just need you to sit down and answer this question, and my argument with you is done. Thank youuu.

TonyeBarcanista:

That men engage in sex doesn't mean they can't live without it, THEY CAN. I love eating Pounded yam and spend my naira on it, but I can live without it 100%...

2. Sex is cheap! With a sachet of indomie or as little as N200 a lot of people engage in sex. Some other people even get sex for FREE. Go to the streets and neighborhood you will see sex being hawked by females.

3. Sex is overrated! Once the man ejaculates that's it. The pleasure is gone and nothing special anymore! Funny enough, masturbation gives same ejaculation/pleasure and comes with no STI unlike intercourse that makes one susceptible to various intercourse, especially from unhygienic and philandering lifestyle of most females.


Unfortunately for you, a lot of women crave for penetration, even the dildos women used to masturbate are penetrative, fingers inserted in your vagina is penetrative. So saying penetration doesn't pleasure women and at same time saying women masturbate for pleasure, is highly most irrational and illogical to say the least.


There is no issues with masturbation and the male anatomy is 100% supportive of it. I advice you to get yourself enlightened on the subject.

The reason most people frown at it is majorly religious dogma


Thats to tell you that the vagina has substitutes and people live without it! Thanks for acknowledging that


Men don't mind paying for sex, after all, a lot of people engage prostitutes for the service. However, the majority Nigeria woman only bring vagina to the table and masquerade it as "love". They manipulate the unfortunate men to spend their hard earned cash in return for emotional torture and frustrate the man's life.


On the contrary, I have no problem with women, I value the women in my lives (my mother and female relatives) more than anything in life (of course my male relatives are highly valued), I can sacrifice my last penny for my female relatives and mother, because they are my world.

I have girlfriends, I treat them like my own without being a fool. It's mutual and I enjoy it!
Do I think with my private part? Absolutely NOT!

Guess what? I have no preference for choice gender (if I am to reincarnate) but I'm very comfortable with me being a man. If I were a woman, I will be like my MOM or Sisters and not like your kind! Beauties, productivity and Intelligence are their forth.

Unfortunately, same can't be said of your kind! Being a leech is not a virtue!

All women have a vagina for sex. 90% can give you children and 70% can cook. So what’s your point? What can you provide apart from the chicken change you call money that most women can provide for themselves? Please tell me.

Bloooody:

Read what I wrote again.
'without those abilities they are useless'