₦airaland Forum

So it seems women are mainly into ripped or cute guys?

[quote author=Okija_juju]You know the one wey dey pain pass?!! We know the darn Police.. How many police stations have a common Personal Computer talkless of the Internet?! Like who are these idiots fooling?! Do you know that in almost every Police Station in Rivers State, if you want a Police Character report or Police Clearance, ther is a dedicated business center person with these out dated Microsoft Dos computers that still uses Diskettes there that you have to pay to get your report done?!!

And these are the same people we are supposed to send an e-mail to?!

Let me guess, the I.G will come with his Starcomms modem in the morning and conncet it to his computer then check his inbox and dispatch police men to the trouble areas abi?!


Like seriously!! Fhuck the Police..

These fools should stop fhucking with our minds, we aint fools [/quote]

As I have always said, Nigeria has no Police force, we have a Banditry force.

afam4eva: If you're being chased down by robbers, just run to the nearest cyber cafe and send an email and they will reply you in less than a week and that's after you must have been robbed and probably rapedd. Naija, i hail.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Good to see you here bro, we could create a scene. C'mon[/quote]You don't need to derail the thread.

Just follow the instructions in the PM.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Babe, u try jare! Some of them wey dey correct u no fit speak chichi. 4 specificatns which uni grad u. No paste am hia jus pm me.[/quote]I take it you have stopped yapping your mouth?

manmustwac: The way religion is practiced in Nigeria you can do anything wrong so far you can find scriptures to defend what you've done.

Mister, did you get my PM/email?

hardbody: Bros your own don too much, haba. Cut us a slack abeg, we are turning everything to e-channels now. do u guys have e-arrests and e-detentions in your part of the world

Ah, sorry Sir! We no get o.

I no know sha. So NPL is just trying to be the leader in innovation.

Now I get it.

halifab: The email policemonitor@npf.gov.ng is not fuctional, i just sent a mail now,Wao mail delivery failure.

ROFLMAO!

Typical Nigerian standard implementation.

In a Sagamite world, someone (or even some people) would be sacked. But this is a world of Nigerian foools, "Oga, sorry now" "Na mistake, we don try na" and that is the end of the matter.

Culture of failure and sub-standardness. The Nigerian culture!

faithin9ja: Una don loss for Obodo Oyibo, that you believe nothing good can come out of Nigeria. This is obviously just one of the ways one can contact the the police. Nigerian Police like the Nigerian society has a lot of improvement, but that improvement must start somewhere. When last did you encourage any of your relatives to join the Nigerian Police?


http://naijamayor.com/meet-lagos-state-first-female-police-pro-ngozi-conchita-braide/

Apparently according you this woman cannot use the internet

Explain to me, in the name of Jesus, in the name of Muhammed, in the name of Sango, how that link you provided shows anything that proves that woman or people in the Nigerian police force can use the internet or are educated.

I beg you. Mo fi Olorun be (I use God beg you). Please explain it to me.

Frankly, I think it is a senseless or, at best, poor idea.

No 1, is the Nigerian police technologically equipped enough to make sure people are not sending mundane and malicious accusations to the email?

No 2, How will they identify and punish/deter those doing such?

No 3, what proportion of Nigerians know how to use email or have email accounts?

No 4, what proportion of Nigerians can access email accounts on the go?

It would have made more sense to have a phone number where people can call or text. That way, more people will have access and secondly, less junk would be sent in the long run as it is easily more traceable.

This is as senseless as those that said they will by a mobile for their kid in case of "emergency".

Ishilove: Good heavens. . . *shudder*

@op, no offence intended dear, but are you sure you are a graduate? Your atrocious grammar points to the contrary

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT NIGERIA'S FAILED EDUCATION SYSTEM!!!

Why are you surprised?

kitty kat: This is the one of those times u shd blv a guy and play along.

If a guy says he needs a break for any reason, don't even argue or beg. Just give him a break and a verrrrry long brk. Also don't wait for him to come back to renew d relationship. At this time 190's advice will come in handy. Move on to d back up. If he comes back, u can accept him if u want but don't go jumping into his hands.

The last thing u shd do is to go worry urself why he needs d break. He may or may not be honest abt it and frankly its non of ur biz. Whenever he sorts himself and comes back, u can always say welcome to mummy or kick his sorry arse to d curbs.

Another time u shd blv guys is when they say the are not ready for a relationship or that they no longer love u

So fcking well said!

1supremo: Of course he is not, after all he is alive. I'm sure he'll be their business better on a condolence register.

That makes better sense than waste public funds because some products of a failed education system think sports stars should be national properties and VIP citizens that state resources should be expended on till they die.

chic2pimp: SAGAMITE VS FUCKTARDS/CRETINS/PRODUCTS OF A FAILED EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM

Well said, bruv!!!